long head song

The standard version of the sudden episode of "Longtou Song"

After the winter vacation, school started, and Yu Wenche, as the class monitor, was a day late.

Gao Ping made a mockery in Moments, saying that the stupid man must have been buried in the snow, or the horse's leg was broken.

Gao Ping and Yu Wenche didn't deal with each other, blocked him, and all the information was relayed by Chen Wangzhi.Yu Wenche naturally couldn't see it when he posted it in Moments, and if there was something good to tell Yu Wenche, Yu Wenche smiled and said, it doesn't matter.

Yu Wenche went upstairs carrying his luggage, and outside the window at the corner, magnolias were in full bloom, like exquisite white jade bowls.I met Chen Wangzhi at the entrance of the corridor. The man was carrying a schoolbag and a simple T-shirt and jeans. He seemed to be going to the library.But the strange thing is that when Gao Ping was not there, Yu Wenche greeted him, "Go out."

Chen Wangzhi sized him up and asked kindly, "Can you do it yourself?"

Just a box, you can carry it.Even if he couldn't bear it, Yu Wenche was reluctant to ask Chen Wangzhi to help him.As he watched Chen Wang go downstairs, he suddenly remembered something.

In the evening, a group of buddies came to Yu Wenche's dormitory to chat, and Yu Wenche handed out beef jerky. Suddenly, a boy said, thank God, juniors can move out, and Gao Ping is leaving the dormitory.

If you have money, get out quickly, our dormitory building can't accommodate him.Everyone was chattering, Yu Wenche hummed, and then someone said, Young Master Gao is going out to live, so Mr. Chen has to go out to live too, right?

That's for sure, he didn't live in the dormitory very much in the first place, and when he came back, the three of us dared not say a word.The boy in the same room as Chen Wangzhi was eating beef jerky, isn't he and Gao Ping the one...

A group of people laughed tacitly, except Yu Wenche.

一

From the day of the report, Gao Ping had been at odds with Yu Wenche.

It's not a long way for Yu Wenche to come to this university.Even if he traveled thousands of miles, he had to come here. The whole community knew that he had been admitted to such an awesome university.Except for his father who doesn't care, even the relatives in his hometown feel proud.Cousin Yu Wenlong said, "Brother, do you know that you are on our family tree!"

Yu Wenche said it as if you didn't go up, he was helpless, his cousin was honest, but a little silly.He failed the high school entrance examination, and his family enrolled in a technical school. He is about to become an apprentice, and he is running the train with his master. In the future, he will become a train driver, "helping my brother evade fares".

Yu Wenlong said, "What, I made an extra note for you!"

Yu Wenche asked again and again, but it was still because of the university.Originally, he planned to go to a military academy, with full board and lodging plus distribution, so that he could save his life and worry.But the results are really dazzling, and people from all walks of life are trying to persuade you, if you want to defend the motherland, it is the same when you go to university, right?In the end, Yu Wenche made a choice after deliberation, went crazy for a summer vacation, declined Yu Wenlong's help, and boarded the green leather car going away by himself with his luggage.

Then, at the reporting office, he ran into Gao Ping.In fact, he really didn't step on Chen Wangzhi's foot on purpose. Mr. Chen was hiding in the crowd, but Yu Wenche didn't see it at all, it was purely a misunderstanding.However, Gao Ping exploded in an instant, kicked back without saying a word, raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Are you fucking blind? You can't even walk?"

In late summer and early autumn, when the weather is hot, people are full of anger.Yu Wenche was originally full of apologies, but after being kicked and scolded by Gao Ping, he suddenly became furious, "Why are you talking?"

Gao Ping said, "I just talk like that, what's the matter? Want to fight?"

What to look at, what to look at you.Are you going to fight?Gao Ping is a person from the south of the Yangtze River, and Yu Wenche's three consecutive moves in street fights in his hometown made that one so smooth.Yu Wenche threw away his luggage, and if he didn't do it, he would be cowardly.As soon as he rolled up his sleeves, someone behind Gao Ping said, "Don't make trouble."

Gao Ping turned around, "Cousin, watch me vent my anger on you!"

Yu Wenche thought to himself, it turned out that the guy who was stepped on was actually this brat's cousin, and he wanted to get something.But the man bypassed Gao Ping and walked out. Yu Wenche felt that his stomach was full of anger, as if a can of iced Sprite had suddenly arrived, and it disappeared without a trace.

Chen Wangzhi didn't even look at him, but said to Gao Ping, "Let's go."

Gao Ping said, "Don't go, I'm going to teach this stupid guy a lesson today!"

Chen Wangzhi said, "Then I'm leaving." Gao Ping hurried to catch up, "No, no, I'll carry it for you." He snatched Chen Wangzhi's trolley case, gave Yu Wenche another pooh, and then Shi Shi ran away , leaving a place to whisper.

A parent shook his head, "The children of today—"

Yu Wenche was still in a daze, and the senior student at the registration office said, "Classmate, classmate!"

"Ah...ah!"

"Let me see... Yu Wenche, huh?" The senior adjusted his glasses, "Yo, your name is quite rare. This is the first time I have met the surname Yu Wen."

Reporting, tidying up the dormitory, holding class meetings.The surname of Yu Wenche's class teacher is Shen. Mr. Shen is a well-spoken middle-aged man who wears a sloppy blue shirt casually. "Is there anyone who wants to ask Ying to be the class monitor?" Teacher Shen wiped off his sweat, "No one?"

There was no sound, those who played with mobile phones played with them, and those who chatted chatted.Teacher Shen turned the roster from beginning to end, "Oh, I originally chose one...Who is Chen Wangzhi?"

Yu Wenche's heart tightened suddenly.

"It's you, okay, you will be the acting squad leader, okay?"

The teacher said so, and the average student couldn't bear to refuse.Chen Wangzhi became the squad leader temporarily, and there was nothing important to do as the squad leader, so he collected miscellaneous fees from dormitory to dormitory.The night before the military training, Chen Wangzhi came to Yuwenche's dormitory and charged 75 per person. Gao Ping was like an arrogant bodyguard, carrying a plastic bag.Yu Wenche looked at Chen Wangzhi's white fingers and tapped 25, [-] yuan for one piece, and [-] yuan for one piece, "Your."

"..."

"Don't pull it down." Gao Ping threw the two renminbi on the table, "What are you looking at!" Then he dragged Chen Wangzhi's arm and walked away, slamming the door with a "bang".

But at this moment, Gao Fing was at most displeased with Yu Wenche.Yu Wenche's ultimate trouble came from one of the most boring military theory classes in military training.The male teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses, Yintang was shining brightly, and called the roll, "What about this question, please ask a classmate to answer—"

All the students covered their heads with messy novels, and the male teacher said, "Oh, that's a good name, Yuwen... Yuwenche!"

Yu Wenche stood up resignedly.

From childhood to adulthood, this surname that often appeared in martial arts novels and historical romances brought him a lot of distress.Is it rare?All of them have this last name.Freshmen from the two departments all looked at him with different expressions, Yu Wenche finished answering the questions in a mess, but the teacher refused to let him go and asked, "Oh, this student, are you an ethnic minority? "

"Teacher, I am not a minority." Yu Wenche explained.

The teacher is addicted to checking the household registration, "Where are you from?"

The location of Yu Wenche's hometown is a bit embarrassing, sandwiched between the borders of the two regions.He was still hesitating, so he heard the teacher sigh, "The nutrition of today's children is really good! How tall are you, you must be 1.9 meters!"

Yes, yes, I am 1.9 meters.Ashamed, Yu Wenche sat down in a hurry, and the teacher suddenly became interested, saying that if the youth is strong, China is strong, and the history of humiliation cannot be forgotten, so he wants to tell the history of China carefully, starting from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, all the way to the Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms .Yu Wenche got dizzy as soon as he heard it, so he quickly got down on the ground, and the teacher was so excited, "——Well, what about Fu Jian, he defeated Yan Guo. Of course the winner will get some benefits, so he will take Yan Guo The Great Sima, Murong Chong, took it as his own. This Great Sima is a prince, which means he is a man. A man can be a man, but he was only 12 years old at the time..."

The "yooooooooooo" of the college students instantly turned into indignation, "Pervert!"

Yu Wenche also felt that this was not a good thing. As a 12-year-old kid, he also felt that being a celebrity really has a burden, and if he is not careful, it will be passed down through the ages.However, he never expected that the few remaining girls in the class would cast strange eyes on him... During the basketball game the next afternoon, he was inexplicably kicked by Gao Ping.Gao Ping blushed and had a thick neck, and shouted, "Crazy, let me see you next time, I will beat you to death!"

I'm crazy?You are crazy!Yu Wenche was about to refute, when Chen Wangzhi came over and grabbed Gao Ping, and said in a low voice, "Let's go."

Yu Wenche touched his face, Chen Wangzhi said "I'm sorry" to him, and stretched out his hand to pull him up, Gao Bing dragged Chen Wangzhi away, and soon disappeared at the other end of the basketball court.

Later, Yu Wenche learned to his astonishment that there was a reason for Gao Fing to kick him—the group of little girls in the class were flirting with Fu Jian and Murong Chong in the dormitory. The great Sima of Yan State is Chen Wangzhi, the temporary squad leader.When the gossip spread, Gao Ping hated Yu Wenche.Yu Wenche said with all his heart that I was too damn wronged, right?It's not that I want to insist on being Fu Jian... But, he kind of agrees with the girls' vision, and if he must choose someone to be Murong Chong, he also supports voting for Chen Wang.

Because... Chen Wangzhi is very good-looking.