[comprehensive] those bastards

Chapter 3: Jiang Qi Guangshu is a child with a very low EQ

With a toast smeared with mayonnaise in my mouth, I picked up my schoolbag and sports bag with a basketball in it, put on my sneakers, and I was about to go out.

"Be careful on the road, Guangshu, and have fun with your classmates."

My mother's voice came from the direction of the kitchen. I wondered how she knew that I was going to go out. The kitchen and the living room were separated by a wall and a door.

"I see, I'll be back on time." Because of the toast in my mouth, my pronunciation was very vague, and I don't know if my mother heard it.

Walking to the street in front of my house, I found that Renji and Sadaharu were already waiting for me.

"Guangshu, you finally came out, are you possessed by a snail?"

"Forget it, Sadaharu, we didn't wait long anyway, it's still early."

Seeing Zhenzhi standing not far away and waving to me, I couldn't see his expression because of his face wearing glasses.Lian Er still squinted her eyes like that.However, it is normal for me to go out at this time, okay? Gather at the school gate at 08:30, and it's only 07:30 now, which is too early.

"It's obvious that you two are too early, and it's still far away from the meeting time." Isn't it just a hike, is it necessary to make such serious preparations?And today, the two of them didn't carry tennis belts, which is really strange.

It's just to enjoy the cherry blossoms, don't be so excited, I'm not a girl.

Sensing my disapproval, Lian Er smiled softly and turned on the talk mode.

"Mitsuki really has no sentimentality at all. Now is the time when the cherry blossoms in Tokyo are in full bloom. Sadaharu and I are both very busy joining the tennis club. This kind of opportunity is rare. Also, Mitsuki, you don't even have this It’s really persistent to carry your basketball with you all the time.”

"Lianji, what kind of flirting do you have with this idiot who only has basketball in his head? He can't understand at all, okay?"

"Hey, Sadaharu, Renji, it's a little too much for you to say that."

I also appreciate cherry blossoms, but I can usually see them in the streets and schools. Why bother to go to cherry blossom viewing?

"Guangshu, you must be thinking that going to enjoy the cherry blossoms with everyone is worse than practicing basketball by yourself." When did Lian Er become a roundworm in my stomach?

"You can tell by your expression that I've hit the spot, Mitsuki. The time you can spend with everyone is very precious, so cherish it."

Looking at Lianji's still smiling face, his tone is still calm, but I always feel that something is wrong.

"Lian Er, don't say that you seem to be alive soon, there will be many opportunities like this in the future." Anyway, there are still many opportunities like this in the future when you are only in elementary school.

"Well, yes."

Lian Er didn't continue to entangle on this topic, but I always felt some bad premonition, as if I really couldn't see Lian Er.Sadaharu seemed to have the same feeling as me, and adjusted his glasses in a concealed manner.

Just kidding, how can this kind of thing happen, we are young and tame, we will never be separated.

Looking at the words "Luchuan No. [-] Primary School" not far from the school gate, I realized that we had reached our destination.Although it is still far away from the gathering time, groups of students, especially girls, are already bustling at the school gate, chatting excitedly about their upcoming itinerary.

Sure enough, I'm still not good at dealing with such scenes, I just feel that the whole person is irritable in such a lively environment.

"Guangshu, you need to be more gregarious."

Sadaharu suddenly patted my shoulder and said something inexplicable.

Usually I don't see how Lianji and Sadaharu get along well, on the contrary, they are both very independent, and a guy who can tell at a glance that he is also very out of gregarious is not qualified to say that.

Thinking of this, I curled up the corners of my mouth, gave a malicious smile, and opened my mouth in a lazy, long accent that would annoy Sadaharu every time.

"Guys who are already very out of gregarious are not qualified to say that~"

"Guangshu! You bastard..."

"Sadaharu, Mitsuki, both of you should be in moderation."

Sure enough, Sadaharu was irritated by me again, but he also calmed down under Renji's comfort.It's not fun to turn off the flame so quickly, it's not fun.

I looked sideways at Sadaharu, and raised my eyebrows provocatively.But Zhenzhi didn't seem to like this, he just adjusted his glasses and turned his head to the other side.

"Cut, it's boring." Zhenzhi didn't take the bait this time.

"Guangshu, you should restrain yourself a little bit, don't deliberately tease Sadaharu every time."

Lian Er smiled at me very helplessly, and fired a fatal blow, looking at me with the eyes of an adult conniving a child's mischief - although I can't see Lian Er's eyes, I always have this feeling.Really, they are obviously the same size, how can there be such a sense of disobedience.

"Also, you, Zhenzhi, are also fooled every time, but this time it seems that you have improved a bit." Lian Er changed the subject and pointed the finger at Zhenzhi.Zhenzhi also argued unwillingly.

"It's Guangshu who is too bad, and makes me angry every time."

After Lianji's reconciliation, Zhenzhi has completely calmed down.I also stopped - it's no fun to go on like this.

Speaking of which, why do I tease Sadaharu every time, it's almost every day, and I won't stop until Sadaharu gets angry.The way the three of us got along was like this—Sadaharu seized every opportunity to hurt me, I provoked Sadaharu, Sadaharu got angry, and then Lianji calmed down after appeasing the emotions of all parties.

Why do I make Sadaji angry on purpose every time?

Maybe it's because I know Lian Er will definitely come to be a peacemaker, so I'm so unscrupulous.The same goes for Sadaharu, a person who is usually so calm is willing to be teased by me, but he actually believes that Lianji will come to appease him, that's why he is so relentless in his anger.Besides, Sadaharu wasn't really angry, we just got used to getting along like this.

It is because of this that our triangle relationship is so stable. We never thought about what it would be like if a corner was missing one day.

"Fall...Flag-lord."

A soft but disturbed voice interrupted my thoughts.When I came back to my senses, I found that there was a person standing in front of me—a person who seemed to be my classmate, and the gender was female.

In fact, I didn't even fully understand who were in our class, I only had a vague impression.The person in front of him had twin ponytails, his cheeks were abnormally pink, he spoke hesitantly, his eyes dodged, he seemed very frightened, and he seemed to be about to cry at any moment.

Out of basic courtesy, I opened my mouth to ask her why she came.After all, if you scare a girl to cry, things will be very troublesome. You can imagine that when the motto of 'girls should be taken care of, don't make girls angry' all the time, after learning that I made a female classmate cry, How bleak my ending will be - I will enjoy my elder brother's magic voice piercing my ears for several days, he seems to be particularly persistent when it comes to girls.

Especially Sadaharu, he must be very happy to see me unlucky.

"What's the matter, my classmate?"

"Then...well, the old...teacher said...this excursion is...in a group of two, so, Mr. Jiangqi...I...may I go with you?"

Looking at the face of the person in front of him getting redder and redder, he was almost as good as a monkey's ass.This reminds me of my last visit to Mt. Takao to see monkeys.My brother jumped up and down like a monkey along the way, very noisy, and kept talking about the beauty balabalabala in their school in my ears, it was a nightmare.In the end, I slapped his face with a basketball before it stopped.Poor old brother, he was scratched by a monkey in the end, and sure enough, the same sex repels each other, he and the monkey are of the same kind.

Will this hike be in groups of two, though?Me, Sadaharu and Renji are three people, it seems that there is one less person.Therefore, adding this person in front of him is just enough.So I readily agreed.

"sure, no problem."

Two people are in a group, and I didn't say that four people can't act together. Anyway, I was with Lian Er and the others in the end.Lianji and Sadaharu had no objections, but they looked at me with strange eyes. Although one squinted and the other wore glasses, I still felt the strange sight.

"I didn't expect...Guangshu."

The corners of Zhenzhi's mouth were slightly raised, and his tone was very meaningful. He patted my shoulder - what are you doing, Zhenzhi.

"It's not easy, Guangshu."

What, even Lian Er is like this.

In this way, this excursion changed from a threesome to a foursome, but for me it is still a threesome, because one more person or one less person seems to have no effect on us, after all, the tacit understanding between us is no one Can be plugged in.

But the girl's face seemed to turn redder after I agreed, and even the top of her head was steaming.Could it be...a fever?

I put my hand on her forehead, trying to check the temperature of her forehead, only to find that it was really hot.

"Student, you have a fever." Since you have a fever, you can only rest at home, and you can't go on an excursion. If there is no other way, you can just find someone to join us. Ah, it's a bit troublesome.

"Eh?"

The classmate in front of me seemed to be a little confused about the situation, and made a weird sound. It's so pitiful, they are all confused.But then, I noticed that the blush on her cheeks faded, and her forehead was no longer hot. This is... a special fever reduction technique?

But now that the fever has subsided, there is no problem. I don't need to go to other people, which saves me a lot of trouble.

But the corners of Renji's and Sadaharu's mouths seemed to be twitching, and they were both looking at me.I touched my cheek unconsciously - is there anything strange on my face?

"Guangshu, in a sense, you are very powerful." Lian Er twitched her mouth, put her hand on her forehead, and sighed towards me.Sadaharu also patted Lianji's shoulder reassuringly, seeming to agree with Lianji very helplessly.

"indeed."

"Really, thank you." Although I couldn't understand what they were talking about, what about the tacit understanding between Xiao Xunran?Have you been eaten by a monkey?

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