Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]

When Zuo Yan opened his mouth to symbolically refuse twice, Xie Yao's face darkened.

Picking up the table knife placed on one side, he slowly dissected a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and fed it to the kitten whose eyes were drooling on one side.

Zuo Yan: "It can't eat sweets..."

Xie Yao glanced at him sideways, licked the sugar on the tip of the knife, and put down the knife and fork.

"What did you say?"

Zuo Yan swallowed, "I said... I'll go back and pack my things in the afternoon."

Xie Yao put a piece of pork ribs in his bowl, looked at the uncontrollable joy in the young man's eyes, and said yes with a smile.

The system watched the whole process, "Count, just promise not to be fine."

Zuo Yan: "I planned to be more reserved."

System: "The sheets have been rolled, twice."

Zuo Yan said: "He said just now that he will support me. When I think that I will finally not have to help grandma find dentures, but help grandpa get rid of condoms, I am a little excited."

System: "You are a bit promising, okay?" Just sell yourself like this, next time it will have to consider whether to find an identity that doesn't require work in the next dream.

Zuo Yan didn't want to listen anymore, "This is the second time someone said to raise me, I'm a little excited."

It's so hard to make money.

"What about the first one?"

Zuo Yan was silent for a while, "Oh, I became a vegetable on the third day after I finished speaking."

System: ...It's a bit powerful.

That afternoon, the two of them stood in front of Zuo Yan's house.

"Why don't you open the door?"

Zuo Yan touched his pants pocket, "I forgot the key."

Xie Yao chuckled, "Did you forget to take it or lost it?"

Zuo Yan scratched his palm, he was more inclined to lose it.

"System, have you seen my key?"

System: "It was stolen along with the wallet."

Zuo Yan: "What?! Why didn't you tell me when you saw it!"

System: "I just want to know, that person saw 100 million reactions in it."

Zuo Yan asked, "What's his reaction?"

System: "He spent 350 yuan to buy a string of Buddhist beads that are said to be consecrated."

Zuo Yan smiled triumphantly and asked you to steal my money.

Xie Yao was looking for something in the corridor next to him, and asked, "What's in the wallet, is it important?"

Zuo Yan shook his head, "There are only 100 million in it..."

Xie Yao turned around in surprise.

"... Mingbi."

Xie Yao laughed out loud, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "It's so cute."

Brother, can you praise my IQ, a broken wallet makes a thief not only lose money, but also lose three hundred and five.

Besides, how can you see how cute a big man is.

Xie Yao picked up half of the rusty wire in the corner, and folded it into a U shape.

Zuo Yan watched him for less than three seconds before picking his door lock with ease.

"I finally know how he came in in the middle of the night."

Fire and theft can't prevent it, thank you, boss.

System: "He was going to be sentenced to death before, but now he stands safely in front of you, and with a few paintings, he found the murderer of the serial murder case. Do you think it is difficult for him to open a lock?"

Zuo Yan: "Why do I hear that you are a little excited."

The system said seriously: "You heard wrong."

Xie Yao dragged him in together.

"Is there anything to pack?"

Zuo Yan looked around the room, both of them were out of breath when they entered the room, everything was in front of them, it seemed that there was nothing to take.

Pointing to the living utensils above, Zuo Yan said: "These..."

Xie Yao glanced at it, "Don't take it, just buy it again."

Zuo Yan opened the closet, "These..."

Xie Yao looked at it, "Don't take it, get a new one."

Pointing to the sheets, "These..."

"I have them at home, for two people."

Zuo Yan walked around the room, still empty-handed, looking a bit worried.

System: "I seem to feel that you are happy."

"I've wanted to replace them for a long time, but there was no money."

After drinking too much water and wandering around for a while, Zuo Yan felt that his bladder was a little swollen.

After he came out of the bathroom, he saw Xie Yao standing in front of the only wardrobe with his back turned to him.

Zuo Yan walked over, raised his fist at him silently in his heart, said something well, put down my underwear!

Xie Yao is holding a rabbit Xiaobai in his left hand and a leopard pattern in his right hand, he seems to be hesitating between the two.

Zuo Yan didn't know what he wanted to do, but these were his last pair of underwear.

Last time there was a discount in the supermarket, he bought a pack of five sticks in total.

Pikachu was torn, the spotted leopard print was stolen, and he had the most common white.

Xie Yao looked back at him, "Take these two back." While talking, he rolled them up, stuffed them into a vacuum bag, and put them in his trousers pocket.

It always feels premeditated.

Zuo Yan: ...you return my leopard print.

Afterwards, the roles of the two men were completely reversed.

Xie Yao patrolled around and packed his things with his own hands.

For example, his white shirt and jeans.

For example, the pile of candid photos and oil paintings.

Like, no more.

It was still early when we went back, Xie Yao drove directly to the shopping mall.

The good name is to let him choose at will, and within 5 minutes, Zuo Yan is deprived of the right to choose.

In the afternoon, all the salesmen in the mall saw a very gentle and gentlemanly man leading a sullen young man into their store.

After buying a bunch of things, he led the even more melancholy boy away.

Zuo Yan stared at the thing in Xie Yao's hand, wishing he could see a hole in it.

There are at least eight white shirts, four of which are Xie Yao's size.

He knows why Xie Yao likes white shirts so much, because on the day of the car accident 20 years ago, his parents bought him a set of white shirts and jeans with half a month's salary. That happened.

System: "Be careful, after all, it's not you who pays."

Zuo Yan had no expression on his face, "Yeah, I didn't pay for it, but it wasn't me when I used it."

Don't think that he didn't see the way Xie Shen looked at him just now, if there were not so many people during the fitting, he might not be able to get out.

"Hi sir, what style do you like?"

As soon as Zuo Yan looked up, he found that two people were already standing in the underwear shop.

Xie Yao turned around at this time, "What do you like?"

Zuo Yan ha ha, this time I knew to ask me.

Of course, most of the styles in the store season are still normal, but there are always a few anti-human ones.

Zuo Yan pointed to a mosaic style, "This..."

Xie Yao asked lightly, "Do you like Superman?"

Someone swallowed back the words silently, and changed the line, "This... is really ugly."

Xie Yao looked at SpongeBob SquarePants who was covered in holes in front of him, his forehead twitched, "Are you implying something to me?"

Zuo Yan glanced at him, and pointed to the small spotted leopard pattern next to him.

That's it, buy it if you like it, or buy it if you don't.

Let him choose, and even threaten him, why is this person so difficult to serve.

After picking, he ran to the side and waited.

Xie Yao had no choice but to pack a few for him, and picked out a few ordinary white ones.

When I turned back to look for the boy, I saw him looking at something with a serious face.

Approaching, Xie Yao rubbed his forehead, why did he fall in love with this.

Zuo Yan stared at the model's abdominal muscles, which seemed to be similar to Xie Yao's.

Things were also bought, and the two of them drove home directly.

night.

Rhubarb's dinner was confiscated, but Kitten and Ergou got an extra bowl of shredded chicken.

Rhubarb slid around in the living room, deciding to find a new master to make the decision.

Climbing to the door of the bedroom, intermittent voices came from inside.

"I... don't wear it."

The left eye refused to look at the underwear in his hand, and strengthened his attitude.

Xie Yao pulled his ankle and moved his fingers up his calf, "Are you sure?"

Zuo Yan rubbed his back, "I wear my own."

Xie Yao said: "I have washed it."

"There are new ones."

"The new one is also washed, or, don't wear it?"

Wouldn't it be more dangerous to put it in neutral gear? Zuo Yan took it, and it was obviously one size bigger when he wore it.

Xie Yao's eyes became excited, and he kept groping for his little finger, "It's very suitable for you."

Zuo Yan covered it with a quilt, which eye of yours can tell that it fits, is this an insult in disguise, my little one!

The underwear was also changed, Zuo Yan was just waiting for him to go out.

"I'm going to sleep."

When are you going out?

Xie Yao took off his clothes and threw them on the floor.

"My house has only one bedroom."

Can't you prepare more rooms if you are so rich?

"The sofa belongs to Xiao Jin."

Zuo Yan stopped his legs going to the living room, and Xiao Jin was the 3-meter-long golden python.

The two were lying on the same bed, Zuo Yan's eyes were so tired that the people around him seemed to have fallen asleep.

He relaxed and felt sleepy, it seemed that he was thinking too much.

Suddenly, an extra hand appeared on his waist.

"I still like to see you tense up."

When Zuo Yan was pressed down by a body, he felt hehe.

are you crazy!

Pressing the head of the bed with both hands, the one-size-larger underwear fell on the knees.

"Your back is beautiful, especially when it curves."

The most annoying thing is to be the person who should talk, because when the attention is distracted, it will take a long time.

The two staggered until midnight, Zuo Yan was carried to take a bath.

Someone who was washing in the middle was washing, so he stuffed himself in and washed himself.

It's a good name, just wash it clean.

Until the end, Zuo Yan was put on the other party's underwear again, put back on the bed, and confined in someone's arms.

System: "Are you okay?"

Zuo Yan had a vicissitudes of life on his face, "Stop talking, wash up and go to sleep."