Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]

After a few days, I ran into Xu Dagu on the road. He looked like he hadn't slept for several days and nights. His beard was hanging on his face and he hadn't shaved for several days. The dark circles under his eyes were comparable to Zuo Yan. Standing together, he thought it was father and son.

When they saw them, they began to complain. They rushed to Zhengjia Village that day, and all the police officers who took them with them were eye-opening.

In peaceful times, they had never seen that scene.

Almost half of the people in a village died, and the rest were just some frightened women and children.

The exposed skin of those dead people was cracked into jigsaw puzzles, and the stench was so strong.

I asked Zhao Junfeng what was going on, but got an unexpected answer, it was a ghost, and he looked terrified when he spoke.

And the bones in the woods reminded him of mass graves, and the sight of children's bodies silenced most of the police officers.

A heavy history unfolded in front of them, and the truth was revealed, bloody in the sun.

"Actually, I have two things for you today. I hope Mr. Si can help you." He focused on Si Jia with a serious expression.

Zuo Yan hugged the cat and squatted aside to discuss things with it, which made Xu Dagu keep looking at him frequently when he was talking. He had seen someone who talked to a cat, but he had never seen anyone who could talk to a cat.

Sika said, "You know my rules."

"I know, I know, anyway, if there is reimbursement from above, the full amount should be paid first." Xu Dagu spent the money from above without hesitation at all.

"I will deal with the undead in Zhengjia Village. What is the other thing?"

Xu Dagu was relieved, "When we arrested the village chief, two police officers were fainted by his smoke, and they haven't woken up yet."

"A boy's urine mixed with incense ash, in a bowl as big as a palm, if you drink it at a ratio of 4:1, you may vomit for three days, but the detoxification effect is good."

Zuo Yan and the cat turned their heads at the same time, just listening to it was interesting enough.

Xu Dagu nodded, "Okay, I'll feed them when I get back, by the way, this case is thanks to you, otherwise more innocent children would have been killed.

I don't have anything to thank you for. I heard that you like to listen to operas. I have booked a few tickets. This Saturday night, you must show respect. "

Regardless of whether they agreed to go or not, they put down their tickets and left in a hurry.

Zuo Yan took it over and took a look, "The tickets for Menglitang are still available recently."

Ever since he knew that Si Jia liked to go to the theater, he deliberately searched the Internet for the nearest theater in the city.

I also checked the famous Menglitang, and the tickets for the recent event were sold out three months ago. Judging by the location, it is still upstairs.

For those who love drama, you can't buy it.

Si Jia hummed, "Let's go."

Zuo Yan hugged the cat and followed, "Is that incense ashes and boy's urine real?"

Si Jia said: "Just eat incense ash."

"The boy pee?"

"By the way, you can get rid of bad luck, and you can also detoxify. Do you want to try it?"

Zuo Yan quickly waved his hand, "No need, no need."

Does baby urine still have this effect?

When I arrived at the pet hospital, the cat gave up and was struggling to run away. The heart-piercing shouts made me think that something had happened to it.

"You are here for vaccinations, not for neutering. Don't worry, I won't let you lose your sex' happiness." Zuo Yan comforted in a low voice, but by coincidence, another person carrying a cat box passed by, and he didn't Knowing how cats communicate, the fat cat who was a little calm just now looked at the cat in horror, then quickly turned to look at him with accusing eyes, grabbed the leg of the chair with its four paws, and exhausted all its strength to fight against him.

"You just got an injection, it's really not sterilization, I swear!"

The doctor smiled and said, "Yes, it's just an injection, and it'll be all right."

The cat's body became more stiff, Zuo Yan smiled at the doctor, doctor, are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?

Just say what you say, what to do!Did you forget that you still have a scalpel?I'm afraid to change me!

"Just get an injection, and the duck will play for you when you go back." I'm sorry for the duck.

The two round eyes flickered for a while, and the paws were still picking at the chair.

"Buy ice cream immediately after the injection, chocolate flavor."

His tongue stuck out and licked his mouth, his ears perked up.

Zuo Yan directly administered strong medicine, "You can sleep in my room at night."

Nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and one overwhelms the bed.

It was bearable for the guy to sleep on his chest at night, but it was unbearable for him to turn over and directly smear his face.

He can accept cat smoking, but never cat hair mask.

This time the big fat man stared round, "Meow?"

Zuo Yan: "Hmm~"

The fat man loosened his paws, twisted his kitten steps, turned around and kicked his hind legs, and saw a heavy but flexible figure in the air rushing directly to the boy's embrace, with a small pink tongue flicking around his mouth, spitting on the cat's face, like a hungry tiger rushing for food, Seeing to hit the target.

Zuo Yan disliked opening his arms, and he regretted it a bit.

"Meow……?"

Fatty Huang maintained a smooth posture, only a paw away from the boy's embrace, but it was stagnated in mid-air.

The nape of the neck was grabbed, and the remaining four weak paws kicked in mid-air, plus a restless tail.

Turning his gaze, two bewildered eyes met a pair of dark pupils.

"Where do you want to sleep?" Sika's cold voice reached its ears.

The doctor looked at Zuo Yan with a smile on his face as if he understood something, and even ate the cat's jealousy.

Zuo Yan's eyes wandered, is that really the case?

The four paws were retracted, the tail was tucked into the belly, and the little head was tilted, "Meow?"

This stinky shameless imitate him!

Zuo Yan watched variety shows with his mobile phone in his arms two days ago, and accidentally ate bamboo shoots all over the floor. When Si Jia appeared in front of him with arms folded, he consciously looked at him for a while with this look, and then not only Instead of him cleaning up the house, there was an extra pizza on the dinner table.

Zuo Yan murmured in his heart, this fat man is really going to become a genius.

However, although this method is good, it depends on who uses it. Si Jia curled his lips at the cat, held it with two fingers, and handed it to the doctor.

"By the way, be sterilized."

Look, it's not good to have milk, it's not good.

He could see from the cat's face that there was nothing to love about life, and with an "ow", he kicked the doctor away, and sneaked into Zuo Yan's arms with lightning speed, stuck his head into the collar of his clothes, and There is an increasing downward trend.

Sijia said to the doctor, "This cat is very strong and does not need anesthesia."

The smile on the doctor's face also froze for a moment. It's a bit strange that the two of them are a cat.

The fat man turned around stiffly, and the flesh on his neck formed three folds.

The person on the opposite side looked at it indifferently, and stretched out his fingers to smooth the boy's neckline.

The fat cat looked up at him cautiously, let it press its ears with the hand close at hand, and hugged Zuo Yan's wrist with two fat paws.

Zuo Yan felt that it was time to save him, so he took out his phone from his pocket, and snapped several photos of it.

Fatty Huang was so unlovable that Si Jia carried him in his hand, and left with the doctor. Zuo Yan posted the photos just now outside.

With the word "the most cowardly in the universe"

After sending it to Moments, the people in the studio directly used it and left comments by the way.

"I've never seen a fat cat so confident."

Zuo Yan looked at the photo, triple chin, big oval belly, grinning, drooling, sighed, resigned to his fate and went to buy ice cream.

When the fat man who just got an injection, but seemed to have been tortured a thousand times, was carried out, saw his favorite ice cream, his eyes lit up, and he was resurrected on the spot.

Zuo Yan held up the ice cream and handed it to its mouth, and Si Jia held the cat's hand that had been pulled past him in the palm of his hand.

Zuo Yan looked up at him, two pairs of dark eyes met in the air.

"what's for dinner?"

"Bamboo shoots."

"I want to eat boiled fish."

"No."

"Then eat crabs."

"You look like a crab."

"Then I can't eat myself either."

"I can eat it."

The young man was choked, and muttered softly, "Then you should eat."

"Since you agree, then I will not be polite."

Zuo Yan's thinking paused, and he looked at the other party suspiciously, have you been dropped by someone?

While the two of them were talking, Fatty Huang babbled with his little tongue. After a while, half of his work was done, and when Zuo Yan found out, this fatty's head was about to be stuck in the barrel.

"Don't eat it! Save some for the ducks! Hey..."