Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]

System: "Do you really want to know?"

Zuo Yan: "Quickly tell me what's going on."

The system simulated the state of smoking in his mind, and said vicissitudes of life: "This is the first time I have seen you so cruel."

Zuo Yan asked curiously, "What did I do?"

The system recalled the scene that day, "Actually, you didn't do anything, but after that leopard gnawed your ass, you passed out and smashed it down."

After a while of silence, the system couldn't hold back, "Why don't you ask?"

"I'm calculating."

"What do you mean?"

"What's the success rate of complaining about a system that is secretive?"

System: "After you fell into a coma, another earthquake occurred, and the red light from the sky enveloped you and the leopard. After 24 hours, 45 minutes, and 17 seconds, the red light dissipated, and the leopard became a mosaic, and you became a human. "

"Are you telling a story?"

The system's mechanical voice said, "After the red light dissipated, the bloodstains on your mouth and fingers were evenly distributed. It was determined that it was the mosaic you put on that leopard."

Zuo Yan looked down at his fingers, they were white and tender, the nails were round and shiny, the five fingers were gathered together, and clenched into a small fist like a bun.

"I have to adapt to the life of a panda."

System: "It may be that the target thinks that your body shape is not good. 'Applause' specially gave you a golden finger."

Zuo Yan: "Are you joking?"

System: "Yes." Is there anything else besides this possibility?

Zuo Yan didn't have much impression of what it said, he just felt a little pain in his buttocks.

"Then what's going on with this special investigation office?"

System: "In simple terms, it is a department that is responsible for investigating people or things that violate science."

Ghosts are a species that violates science, and so do panda spirits.

Zuo Yan began to worry about his situation. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become spirits. Even if he is a national treasure, he has no privileges.

He stayed in this ward-like place for a few days, during which he was always cautious. He didn't dare to ask more questions at first, but when he felt that the time was right, he asked the elder brother who delivered the food at noon one day, "When can I leave?"

The elder brother looked him up and down, shook his head, "You can't leave."

Why can't I go anymore, wait a minute, don't go, talk about ten yuan more!

The food delivery brother adheres to the good habit of never saying too much, and he doesn't take away a panda hair with a wave of his sleeve.

"They don't intend to destroy me."

The system comforted him, "Don't worry, you are also a national treasure anyway, and just because they give you bamboo shoots in different ways every day, you won't do this kind of loss-making business."

"Maybe it's the Last Supper."

System: "Think about it from another angle, let you go out now, you don't have money, you don't have an identity, and you can't live if you go out."

Zuo Yan tapped the bamboo shoots on the palm of his hand, "System, why do I feel like you know something?"

System: "Illusion, drink milk quickly, it will be cold in a while."

Zuo Yan was skeptical, and pulled out the plug from the nipple. I don't know who is so wicked to drink powdered milk as long as he drinks it. As for sending it in a bottle every day!

In the afternoon, someone knocked on his door and brought him a set of clothes.

"Put it on and follow me".

Zuo Yan came out after changing his clothes, followed the stranger and finally left his ward.

The outside is just like an ordinary hospital, even a little simpler than ordinary hospitals.

The old chairs and the painted walls are mottled with strange patterns, like returning to the 90s in an instant.

"How did you recover from the injury? Let me introduce myself. My surname is He. You can just call me Brother He from now on."

Zuo Yan nodded, "It's almost done."

"Relax, we won't do anything to you. Anyway, your prototype is also a rare species like a panda. To be honest, this is the first time I've seen a panda become a spirit."

Zuo Yan thought, he had never seen it before.

The young man beside him with two dimples was very talkative. He explained to Zuo Yan their special investigation office, "As long as we find us in an abnormal case, we will handle it. Everyone in the studio is easy to get along with. You’ll know when you get in touch later.”

Wait, who said I'm staying here?Are you a strong buy or a strong sell?

Seeing his doubts, the young man said: "We haven't investigated why you turned into a human form yet. In today's era, all the people who can become smart are old guys. You are a one- or two-year-old kid...it is true. It's a rare example."

Seeing the curious eyes of the young man, Zuo Yan looked away, don't look at him, how could he know what was going on.

Seeing his lowered head, the young man scratched his cheek, "Why don't you speak?"

Zuo Yan looked up, "When can I leave?"

The young man said: "You want to leave? Have you considered it?"

Boy, don't say anything halfway, what do you mean when you look at me like this.

"Hmm~"

"Hmm~ um!"

The familiar chirping sound attracted the eyes of both of them, and they saw a short, fat man holding the door at the opposite door, looking like he would not let go, and beside him was a big man holding a t-shirt and covering his head. sweat profusely.

"Glenn?"

As soon as he heard his name being called, the little fat man's eyes lit up, he looked at the two of them, and immediately ran towards him, "Ski!"

"Cough cough..."

A bear almost smashed into the wall for him, and he couldn't get it out.

"Hmm~" Si Qi, why did you become like this?It's so ugly I can't even recognize it.

Zuo Yan: ...

The big man came over wiping his sweat, "I didn't understand a word he said."

Zuo Yan supported his waist and acted as an interpreter instead, "He said he didn't want to wear clothes."

As soon as he looked up, he felt that there was something wrong with the eyes of the two people on the opposite side.

He supported his waist, and Gelen hugged his legs habitually. This posture...

In the end, Zuo Yan coaxed him to put on his clothes while he was fooling around while bamboo shoots tempted him.

"Don't tell me, my nine brothers have all grown up."

System: "No, it was because I saw you were bitten by a leopard and wanted to save you, and they were caught in the red light together."

In other words, this brother was implicated by him.

Zuo Yan looked at it with gentle eyes, well, for the sake of your loyalty, the enmity of climbing the tree before will be wiped out.

The young man who claimed to be surnamed He didn't remember it until he saw Ge Lan, and said he would take it with him.

Zuo Yan asked, "Where are we going?"

"Go see the boss and arrange your accommodation."

"Are things like ours arranged by you?"

"Of course not. We are not a shelter, but you have special identities. As far as I know, you should be the only pair of transformed pandas in recent years."

The young man looked at the two of them with sighs, it was not in vain to see such spirits in his lifetime.

Zuo Yan: I'm just curious where you guys will arrange me.

Glenn was given some food, and everything was not a problem in front of his eyes. Although there was a barrier with human language these days, it was enough to eat something.

This kind of creature has always lived such a comfortable life, and its personality is relatively simple.

After coming out of the old hospital, I walked around two alleys and greeted the old man who repaired the bicycle on the way.

"Master, how is business today?"

"It's okay, it's been a few days since you kid has become so virtuous..."

Zuo Yan looked around while the two of them were talking, this place was similar to courtyards, alleys and streets, and the people passing by looked very ordinary.

After saying hello to the uncle, the two continued to walk. Zuo Yan started to memorize the way, but then gave up.

Turn left, turn right, go straight...

"This place is built like a maze."

System: "This seems to be a formation diagram."

Zuo Yan: "I understand a lot."

The system proudly raised its chest: "That's right, I'm your best assistant."

Zuo Yan was expressionless: "I have done my homework."

The system subconsciously said: "Half a month in advance..."

Very good, it was prepared half a month in advance, and he was still pretending to be a panda in the zoo at that time.

The last two people stopped at the vermilion gate, Zuo Yan raised his head, and the clear big characters on it were extremely conspicuous.

"Kaifeng Mansion"

Nima, did he go to the wrong set?

Facing Zuo Yan's questioning gaze, the young man rubbed his nose in embarrassment, "Our boss is a fan of Bao Zheng."

He searched around for a few times, and finally found a tattered standing sign, covered with rust, with a black background and "Special Investigation Office" written in large red characters.

Perhaps the rainwater has soaked the font, and each word has a long red mark, which looks a little scary.

Zuo Yan looked at the three words of Kaifeng Mansion, which is flying like a dragon and a phoenix, - differential treatment, this place can't stay longer, so run away as soon as possible.

I went in and said hello to the old man at the gate. The old man kept his head down reading the newspaper, and he just hummed when he heard their voices.

Entering the studio, Zuo Yan and Gu Lan received a "warm" welcome.

Whether it was scratching their heads, pouring coffee, or talking on the phone, all their eyes stopped on the two of them.

Even Ge Lan felt that something was wrong, and grabbed his arm tightly, of course, he didn't forget to eat two mouthfuls of bamboo shoots to suppress his shock.

The chubby boy, Bai Nen Xiaopang, couldn't hold a bamboo shoot in his hand, so he handed it to his mouth, rubbed it, chewed it twice, and swallowed it. Everyone in the room felt their throats hurt a little.

Zuo Yan looked at them, and at this moment he regained his previous mood of being a panda and being surrounded by crowds.

At this time, a light footstep came from behind, and the people in the studio immediately returned to their previous appearance.

The one who was scratching his head took off his head, combed it twice with a comb, a standard middle part was neatly arranged, and he opened and closed his mouth and said, "Old He! Why haven't the materials on 5.18 been sent to me yet!"

The man who poured the coffee muttered that this liquid was not as good as tea, poured out a large bowl full of it, floated away from the water dispenser, and said, "I'll give it to you in the morning, find it yourself!"

The girl on the phone yelled into the phone, "Don't make excuses for me! That man is a liar! Believe it or not!"

He hung up the phone with a snap, and the tongue fell out of his mouth.

Zuo Yan swallowed, and scratched at the threads on both sides of his trousers. Well, whose tongue is one meter long...

He Yu rolled it up and stuffed it into his mouth, and smiled at him, "We meet again, little cutie."

Zuo Yan seemed calm and unusual, but in fact he was already frozen.

What the hell is this place, Kaifeng Mansion?The underworld is about the same.

"He Xiaobao! Did you bully him!" Seeing that he didn't speak, the woman immediately roared towards him.

He Bao cried, "Sister! How dare I bully him, and, how many times have I told you, don't call me by my full name!"

He Yu tugged at his ear, "How much silver is it worth for your little face? Tell me, what's wrong with the little panda?"

He Bao rubbed his ears, "He wants to leave here."

"Who's leaving?"

An indifferent voice came from behind everyone, and the previous footsteps that caused everyone to return to their original state finally stopped behind them.