Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]

"What fan?"

Zuo Yan pointed at the table with his chopsticks, "Don't say you don't know about the Shark Fan in King Jing's Mansion."

Su Ke said: "I really don't know."

Zuo Yan turned his attention to the people around him, and left it to you, anyway, it's either him or you, you two should discuss it.

Xiao Liuzui directly threw the small wooden sign on the table, and Su Ke felt guilty when he saw this. He shouldn't be so blatant in stealing royal things, but he couldn't hold back his vanity for a while.

Zuo Yan picked up an apple, but it was snatched away before it even entered his mouth. He quickly peeled off the skin with invisible knife skills, and then handed it to him.

While eating the apple, he listened to Su Ke's defense. If he didn't do anything, it must be because someone faked it and tried to frame him.

"...that King Jing is arrogant and extravagant. There is nothing in the mansion. If I do it, I will definitely take the most precious nine-ring jade in his mansion. A fan is not worth my shot."

Zuo Yan bit the apple into bites, not only scolding him, but also spying on his treasure.

"Jiuhuan Langyu?" Zuo Yan looked at him and said.

Su Ke said: "That's right, this object can be said to be the most valuable item in Prince Jing's Mansion."

Fart, the most valuable person in Prince Jing's Mansion is me.

Xiao Liuzui leaned towards him, "Your Highness is priceless."

Zuo Yan glanced at him, does it mean he can't sell it?

Hearing the word "Wang Ye", Su Ke's expression froze for a moment, "Wang Ye?"

Zuo Yan said, "What else do you want to steal from me?"

Su Ke looked at the two people in front of him, swallowed, "The fan is not in my hand!"

Xiao Liuzui wiped the knife and asked, "Which part of him does the lord like?"

Zuo Yan looked at it, "Hold it."

Xiao Liuzui said, "One or two?"

"It's up to you, as long as it's not too bloody."

After Zuo Yan spoke, he left the chair and went out, unable to bear to see the next scene.

Walking around in the inn, I saw many people dressed up by people from the Jianghu, talking about the Yu family's martial arts contest to recruit relatives.

Poppy's beauty and her family's wealth, if you marry her, you can reach the sky in one step.

An old man stroking his beard and talking to a burly man got into a fight. The next moment, the two broke out through the window and started fighting.

Zuo Yan looked at the two of them, "That poppy seems to be only eighteen."

System: "Hmm."

Zuo Yan touched his chin, "It reminds me of two animation characters."

System: "What?"

"The Turtle Immortal in Dragon Ball, and the Beast in Beauty and the Beast."

System: ...Why are you so talented?

When the two of them got hurt in the fight, Zuo Yan shook his head and went back, it's all over now, he can't even go to participate.

Back in the room, there was neither the smell of blood nor the sound of howling, and the two sat face to face, no different from when he left before.

However, the difference is that as soon as he entered the door, Su Ke immediately said: "The fan is in the dowry on the Yu family's martial arts competition ring."

"The Yu family?"

Su Ke explained that after he got the fan, he was followed by others. He was only good at lightness skills, but not good at martial arts. He hid the fan in a box that night. Who knew it was the dowry of the Yu family, and he was put away all the time. In the contest arena.

Zuo Yan: I will let you steal a few blindly, and after you steal, you will leave them randomly.

"I told you that you can let me go."

Yo, it's not good-looking, but it's beautiful when you think about it.

Zuo Yan smiled at him, "Impossible."

At noon, the number of people on the road became three, and the means of transportation became a carriage.

Zuo Yan looked at the book in his hand while eating the grapes handed over by the person next to him.

Concentrated, seems unusually focused.

Xiao Liuzui was dissatisfied with him ignoring himself, and put his head over, "What are you looking at?"

Zuo Yan slammed the book shut, glanced at him, "Go over there."

Xiao Liuzui was even more aggrieved, he stopped feeding the grapes, picked one up and threw it into his mouth, Zuo Yan opened his mouth and waited for a while, but he didn't wait, he touched one and threw it into his mouth, during this time, his eyes never left book in hand.

Xiao Liuzui looked at the juice on his lips, and then at the grapes he picked in his hands, the way the other party tasted even more delicious.

A grape was stuffed into his mouth, and before Zuo Yan could chew it, a head came close to his eyes, a grape was crushed by two people's tongues, and the juice that flowed out was licked clean by Xiao Liuzui.

He casually glanced at the contents of the book, a smile appeared in his eyes, and a hand reached into the skirt of his clothes.

"Slap." A slap was opened.

Xiao Liuzui withdrew his hand, sat honestly on the seat and picked up the grapes, and fed the prince, and when the other party ate, he stuck out his tongue and licked his fingers.

Zuo Yan: ...Fortunately, I couldn't stand up.

System: "If you can't stand up, can you read little pornographic books in front of two big men?"

Zuo Yan turned a page, "I can't even stand up, I can't read yet."

There are basically no words in the book, only pictures, and the goblins' fights are in full swing, which is perfect for the sweltering midsummer season.

"Doesn't this position hurt? It hurts just thinking about it. Damn, how is it possible to do this?"

The system glanced at it, and found that these two movements are difficult for the person below...

System: You deserve to be suppressed.

What Zhen Xiao Liu Zui Gong thought in his heart was that Xiao Shisan must be very sexy in that pose.

The system looked at the two people and sighed, so this is the difference between a real attack and a subject.

Su Ke was ignored the whole time, and those two people didn't talk to Te at all, as if he was already transparent.

If only he could ignore him like this when stealing.

"I said, isn't it just a fan, one of you princes and one..." Since he didn't know who the man in the red dress was, Su Ke continued, "Could it be possible that the fan has some origin?"

Zuo Yan said: "I have countless treasures in the attic, but you only stole that fan, why?"

Su Ke was choked back, "Of course someone called the roll, so I took it."

"Roll call?"

"It's just someone asking for something from you by name."

"Oh? Then what benefit did he give you? It's worth your risk."

Su Ke said: "I have been missing news about my sister for more than ten years."

Zuo Yan looked up from the book and glanced at him, "Who is the person who asked you to steal the fan?"

"I don't know either. He covered his face. If he hadn't told my sister's appearance, I wouldn't have believed him."

Zuo Yan said: "You have something to say."

Su Ke grinned, "I can't beat him, and if I don't tell the truth, I will die miserably."

A smile curled up on Xiao Liuzui's lips, Su Ke's whole body tensed up suddenly, it seemed that he was really scared.

Compared with riding a horse, the speed of the carriage was not a little bit slower. Su Ke looked at the slow-moving scenery outside, as if he had a hundred or eighty lice on his body.

After being held back for a while, I couldn't hold back my chatty nature, and the other two people in the car were too good-looking, so I couldn't control myself for a while.

Although Zuo Yan had a cold appearance, he knew that this person was very talkative.

"What's the history of that fan?"

Zuo Yan said, "Didn't you inquire about it when you stole it?"

"It seems to be a gift from the emperor, but you are a prince, the emperor has rewarded so many things, why do you still care about a fan?"

Zuo Yan said, "Don't you want to find something if you lost it?"

Su Ke: ...Have you ever seen a ox hair looking for it?What does this have to be cut into?

It was approaching night, and when we arrived in Linzhou, there were not so many rooms this time, Zuo Yan and Xiao Liuzui slept in the same room.

They could feel that the other party was pushing against him, but they didn't see any movement from him.

Later, I heard him muttering in a low voice, "The sound insulation is too bad, and Zhu Zhu's voice cannot be heard by others."

Zuo Yan: ... What happened to Zhu Zhu?

And Su Ke in the other room was not idle either, leaving him alone in a room, how could he not run away.

Leaning on the window, she flew away. Less than three miles away from the inn, she was tied up by five flowers and thrown back into the room.

"The pavilion master has an order, if you dare to take a step out of the room, you will be killed without mercy."

Su Ke stared stiffly at the group of girls in white clothes who disappeared into the window.

"The group of crazy women in Wuyi Pavilion... Wait, Pavilion Master? Xiao Liuzui!"

Su Ke fell under the bed, and he said how familiar the killing method was, it turned out to be Xiao Liuzui!

A few years ago, he passed by a monastery while stealing something, and there was a pile of corpses lying in front of a man in red, all of which were split.

At that time, he ran away without even looking at his face, and it was only later that he found out that the person was Xiao Liuzui.

The heart of running away was completely dead, and it fell into the hands of this man, and he didn't know if he could get out alive.

However, no pavilion master likes men, or is he a prince?

Zuo Yan didn't know that there was a person next door talking about him all night, but he still slept pretty well.

After breakfast, Xiao Liuzui said that he was going out for a while, and he insisted on kissing him before he would leave.

Zuo Yan: Did I beg you to go out?

After a few minutes……

Xiao Liuzui left contentedly, Zuo Yan wiped his mouth:

"hiss."

There's a hole, uncle, is it a dog? It's either gnawing or biting!

Su Ke didn't dare to relax until the person left, "Do you want some medicine?"

Zuo Yan just looked at him, staring silently.

Su Ke scratched his head, "Why don't we go to the arena to get a seat first."

Zuo Yan thought about it for a while, and thought it was okay, after all, even if they took the fan, they had to wait for the ring to end, otherwise, it would not just be a matter of smashing the stage.

When he arrived outside the arena, he was already surrounded and airtight. Zuo Yan smelled the strong smell of sweat in the crowd, and his head grew big. He comforted himself, after a while, he will get used to it.

However, after a while, Zuo Yan still couldn't hold back, he squeezed away from the crowd and squatted in a corner with a hideous expression on his face.

Who the hell wants to add some poisonous gas!Let's eat leek buns in the morning!

Turning around, Zuo Yan was stunned, "You are..."

Su Ke lowered his head, "I'm used to it."

There are three money bags hanging on his hands, two jade pendants on his waist, and a gold ring on his finger.

How lucky you are that you didn't get punched.

The two stood in the corner watching for a while, and could only see the vague shadow of a beautiful woman waving a round fan on the high platform.

"I said, do you know who that man is?"

Zuo Yan said, "Which man?"

"Xiao Liuzui."

Zuo Yan tilted his head, "What do you mean?"

"Do you know that there is a Wuyi Pavilion in this Jianghu?"

Zuo Yan said, "I don't know."

Su Ke began to popularize how terrifying the women in Wuyi Pavilion are, and he knew that there were countless male and female servants in the other mansion.

"The most frightening thing is the owner of the Wuyi Pavilion. His martial arts are high, his methods are vicious, and he is said to be addicted to bloodthirsty. Since he accepted the Wuyi Pavilion, he has completely become an evil sect. Even his seat The chairs are all made of human skin..."

Zuo Yan: ... Are you telling a horror story?I have to say it was a bit bland.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"What I want to say is that the owner of Wuyi Pavilion is called Xiao Liuzui."

Zuo Yan: "Oh."

Su Ke thought he didn't understand, and said, "You Xiao Liuzui and the Xiao Liuzui I mentioned are the same person!"

Zuo Yan: "Oh, how old are you?"

Su Ke: "...Seventeen." There must be a fool among them.

Zuo Yan looked at the way he was being beaten, he could only be a thief if he was so simple, otherwise, if he was cheated, he would have to pay the number of people, and if it was not enough, he would have to pay back.

Boy, it's still too young.

System: "Finally met someone who is stupider than you."

Zuo Yan: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

At this moment, there was a commotion in the distance.

In the distance, a white sedan chair slowly approached, and the white gauze fluttered, revealing the figure of the person sitting inside.

Zuo Yan's focus was on the women carrying the sedan chairs.

Good arm strength!

"No Pavilion!"