The system punishes the bad author for giving birth to the protagonist

Bad author of Chapter 24: He is so hungry, he wants to eat, and he doesn’t want to be eaten as food, QAQ!

Xiao Ran pushed open the door of the dormitory, and what greeted his eyes was the grand scene of a hundred flowers blooming.In the form of peonies, tulips, lilies, cosmos... and so on, there are many others that he has never seen before. These colorful flowers compete with each other under the faint sunlight.

Mr. System: You can be regarded as a mother who is more expensive than a child. Your man knew that you had a child, so he ordered someone to rearrange this place a few days ago.However, at the same time, he also ordered people to watch over you and not let you step out of Fengqi Palace.

Xiao Ran: ...

Damn, then he has become a canary in a cage! !Although he also thought about staying here and not going out in the future, voluntary and being imprisoned are completely two concepts, okay!

Xiao Ran stepped out of the dormitory and shuttled among the flowers. The originally beautiful and flawless scenery became a bit of an eyesore to him at this moment. These beautiful things only reminded him of the fact that he was about to become a caged bird.

Xiao Ran: Could it be that I can't even go to the river in front of the door?

System Lord: There are hundreds of demon guards standing outside the palace gate. You don’t know how to use fairy magic talismans, and now that even the fairy power has been dissipated, do you think you can get out?

Xiao Ran: ...

There was no one in the palace, but hundreds of people were guarding the door. It seemed that he had completely lost his freedom.

The dry pool in the garden has been filled with water, the water is crystal clear, and all kinds of strange fish in the pool chase and play with each other.Xiao Ran stood under the weeping willow tree by the pool, watching the fish swimming in the water.

Hey, from now on, he can only be with these fish flowers.

Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound in the stomach of 'Gu Gu Gu Gu'.Xiao Ran clutched his stomach, how long has he not felt hungry?It turns out that gods who lose their power will also be hungry!

Xiao Ran: 723, did he order someone to bring me food?

Mr. System: After you were carried back by him last night, he just asked the magic guard to guard the door, and then left.

Xiao Ran: ...

People depend on food, and the most urgent task is to find something to feed their stomachs, and then slowly study after filling their stomachs with freedom.

Xiao Ran didn't even have the mood to sigh now, he stared at the fish in the pond thinking, wondering if this fish can be eaten?Looking at this colorful appearance, his world is definitely poisonous.

After a long time, he finally made up his mind that death by poison is better than death by starvation.

Xiao Ran: 723, do you have any equipment for catching fish?

System Jun: Bad author, do you want to eat the fish in this pond?

Xiao Ran: Yes.

Looking at the whole palace, he didn't know what else to eat except fish.

Mr. System: The appearance of this fish is problematic. I advise you not to eat it. You are pregnant with a child. Once poisoned, the consequences will be serious.

Xiao Ran: Could it be that you have food there?

He didn't want to eat this strange thing, but would he starve to death if he didn't eat it?

Mr. System: ...No.

Xiao Ran: Then give me fishing tools.

Mr. System: Well, let me see if I can buy the system currency I earned in the past few days.

Xiao Ran: Hurry up.

goo goo...

Xiao Ran's stomach began to sing again, in order to save his energy to catch fish for a while, he found a clean stone and sat down to wait for news from 723.

About two or three minutes later.

System Jun: Bad author, there are too many types of props, I don’t know which one to buy, why don’t you pick them yourself?

Xiao Ran: Can I pick it myself?

System Jun: Of course!

Xiao Ran: ...

Nima, why didn't you tell him about this kind of thing earlier!

Suddenly, a transparent screen appeared in front of Xiao Ran, with many texts and pictures on it, and the panel could be slid by touching it with a finger. It looked similar to a touch-screen computer in the 21st century, but this one was a hundred times more advanced than the computer in his original world.

Xiao Ran: Can you change it into a text I can understand?

Mr. System: Yes.

In an instant, the Martian text on the screen was instantly converted into standard simplified Chinese characters.Xiao Ran tried to use the method of operating the computer, fiddled with it for a while, and gradually mastered the trick.

Mr. System: Bad author, you are quite amazing!I didn't teach you, you learned it yourself.

Xiao Ran:......

He's not stupid, he can take his time if he doesn't understand.

Xiao Ran: Where can I see the sum of your system coins?

Mr. System: You click on the picture of the wallet at the bottom, and there are records of the purchased items and the remaining amount in the last three years.

Xiao Ran opened it as he said, and the name and price of the inhibitor appeared first.

One actually cost 100 million system coins, 723 bought him three year olds, and it cost 36 pieces in three years, so it was 600 million.Fuck, how many times does he have to have sex with that man to earn so much money and return it to 723! !

He pulled the page to the bottom, and the last item was the record and price of the cross-dressing agent purchased a few days ago.

One, ten, one hundred...

He counted the zeroes one by one, 1000 million! !

Xiao Ran stared at the string of zeros and was completely speechless.

After a while, he found the system currency balance in the lower right corner, a total of 11 system currency.A few days ago, 723 even told him that he was bankrupt, but he only had this much money after sleeping with the protagonist twice?Naturally, this small amount of money is not comparable to the price of those medicines, QAQ.

Xiao Ran: 723, how do you calculate the system currency?

Mr. System: How to calculate what?

Xiao Ran: ...That is, you didn't say that you had to do that with the protagonist in order to earn system currency.A few days after that, how could there be 11 at once?

Mr. System: Over the past few days, you and your man have had sex for a total of eleven hours, [-] per hour, so that's not all.

Xiao Ran: ...

In other words, earning system currency depends entirely on the man's stamina! !In the stallion essay he wrote, he didn't know how powerful the male lead is before, but now he has personal experience, and he knows how stupid it is to use it on the male lead seven times a night. It is possible to come out once, QWQ! !

From this point of view, if he wants to pay off the debt of 723, he needs to have sex with the male lead for 4600 hours! !Hey, this is a road of no return, he should not think about it for the time being.

Xiao Ran returned to the main screen, clicked on the shopping homepage, and looked at the items inside.

Sex toys: mesh thong, [-] system coins; silk transparent nightgown, [-] system coins; hollowed-out underwear, [-] system coins...

He looked at the items on the homepage covered with black lines, what are these! !Could it be the homepage deliberately set by 723?Ignore, ignore! !

Xiao Ran searched for fishing gear page by page. When he passed the fifth page, he saw a picture of vegetables similar to the 21st century, but what was sold here were not vegetables but vegetable seeds.

He clicked on a picture of one of the forms of sweet potatoes, which introduced the characteristics, planting methods and growth cycles of this type of plant.He went back to the previous page to check the price.

Fuck, 10 system coins and [-] seedlings! !

Xiao Ran: Why are these seedlings so expensive?

Mr. System: Because this is improved by the top scientific research team of our star network, the finished product can be grown in any soil in the world. Not only is the growth cycle short, but the key is that it adapts to every season.

Xiao Ran: Can it work here too?

Mr. System: That’s for sure.

Xiao Ran: Are other vegetables the same as this seedling?

Mr. System: Bingo.

After listening to 723's answer, Xiao Ran felt that his future food was settled, and his mood improved slightly.It's just that buying this thing requires a lot of system currency, so he has to do that thing with that man often.If that person can remember the promise not to torture him again, Ye Ye Chunˉ Xiao can be considered.

After making some plans for the future, Xiao Ran put his mind on the current issue of food and clothing.He turned over more than a dozen pages and couldn't find the fishing gear, so he remembered to ask 723. After 723 told him the specific operation method, he finally found the props that he needed to buy now.

After comparing the practicality and price, Xiao Ran finally chose a spear spear and a small fishing net.These two things cost a total of [-] system coins, which is a world of difference compared to the seedlings and potions.

Then, Xiao Ran picked up the spearfisher and started fishing. Before the fish was caught, the spearfisher slipped on the sole of his foot and fell into the pool. His body also fell forward. To be with You Yu, but I don't want a red silk to quickly wrap around his waist and bring him into a familiar embrace.

Yuan Mo hugged Xiao Ran horizontally, and teased: "I think my health is good after getting up so early to exercise, so let's continue with what we didn't finish yesterday."

Xiao Ran: "..."

He is so hungry, he wants to eat, he doesn't want to be eaten as food, QAQ!