Hunter's Honeymoon Handbook

"Since we can't have lunch...well, we're full anyway because of Brother Moti, so we'll go to the cinema or the playground, Qi Ya will choose."

Xiaojie sat cross-legged on the side of the boat, stared at the travel guide and touched his chin, then handed a thick guide to Qi Ya who was punting the boat.

After Qiya took the guide, he also put down the oars with great interest, and sat cross-legged with Xiaojie.

"Let me see."

His eyes vacillated between the water amusement park and the movie theater, and finally decided on the playground.

Xiaojie cheered.

"I knew Qi Ya thought the same as me!"

【Stupid, because I know which one you like. 】

He didn't notice Qi Ya's doting expression in front of him.

"Okay, let's turn around, this is the way to the amusement park."

Xiaojie stood up, turned around arrogantly, and Qi Ya responded behind him, picking up the oars again.

And the Metis on the other side came to the playground one step ahead of them.

They actually thought about it between the cinema and the playground, but what Metis considered was the narrow and concentrated place of the cinema. If Bit couldn't control it and started killing, the loss would outweigh the gain. After much deliberation, Or amusement park is more suitable for children

A bit with excess curiosity.

So the two teams hit it off without knowing it, and headed towards the amusement park at the same time.

We looked towards Little Jackie.

Xiao Xiang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, suddenly appeared.

"Xiaojie, your husband's eyes were on the movie theater column for a long time just now, I watched it, and it seems that today the movie theater is going to broadcast a movie about childhood sweetheart love, are you going to drag your husband to watch it? "

Xiao Xiang teased.

"Huh? Yeah, I didn't even notice."

Hearing this, Xiaojie quickly opened the guide and found that it was exactly as Xiao Xiang said.

"But things like movies... please forgive me, I will fall asleep watching it."

Xiaojie thought for a while, and said in distress.

"It doesn't hinder anything. You fell asleep leaning on your husband's shoulder. In order not to wake you up, he maintained a posture throughout the movie, and stared at you affectionately~ah, it sounds very romantic."

"...No, I think it sounds like a waste of money."

Xiaojie complained mercilessly.

"Ugh, this is a manifestation of your lack of romantic cells. Are all your romantic skills focused on women?"

Xiaojie: "?"

Just as Xiaojie and Xiao Xiang were bickering secretly, the boat turned a corner under Qi Ya's control and came to a noisy place.

The two raised their eyes and took a closer look. The towering Ferris wheel in front of them first attracted their attention, and then they saw countless wooden boats crowded in front of them, with the words "Sea God Amusement Park" written on it door.

Xiaojie and Qiya looked at each other and smiled, and they stepped on the floating board at the entrance of the amusement park hand in hand.

Under the introduction of the staff, they understood that there are about three types of transportation in this park, a single boat, a wooden bathtub, or a medium-sized pedal boat like a rubber duck.

Since two people cannot be taken by means of transportation other than rubber ducks, the two naturally chose pedal ducks.

They first chose to go to the Ferris wheel they saw first.

As they get closer, the two of them can intuitively feel the height of the Ferris wheel. What's more frightening is that nearly half of the volume of the Ferris wheel is underwater, and only the part exposed to the water makes people look up to their necks. sore.

"This Ferris wheel is called Poseidon's Eye. It has a total height of 358 meters, of which 201 meters are above water and 157 meters are underwater. It is the third tallest Ferris wheel in the world, and its height is three times that of ordinary Ferris wheels."

A staff member in a dark blue and white uniform at the entrance of the Ferris wheel explained.

"Eh, eh? Is it more than 100 meters underwater?"

The two swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lowered their heads and looked below the surface of the water under their feet.

Because the river is clear and the visibility is very high, the two of them can even look straight down for more than 20 meters along the submerged part of the Ferris wheel, and then it is pitch black.

"Yes, guests~ Sea God's Eye is built near the center of the Boundary River, with a depth of nearly 200 meters, allowing guests to experience the double stimulation of clear sky and deep water. However, it is not recommended for timid guests. Under the deep water, there may be some something we don't know

The existence of strange creatures. "

This is because the staff saw that these were two young boys dressed in vigorous and fashionable clothes, and deliberately said it to scare people.

As expected, the two of them were taken aback for a while, but their interest was not wiped out, and their enthusiasm was even higher.

"Okay, let's get two tickets!"

Xiaojie stretched out two fingers with a smile on his face.

The two took their tickets and boarded one of the seats on the Ferris wheel.

Because Poseidon's Eye itself is three times the size of an ordinary Ferris wheel, even with one of the cabins, the space is very spacious, and one of the seats on one side can almost be used as a bed.It takes 45 minutes for Poseidon's eye to circle around, and what's going on inside can't be seen or heard from the outside of the cabin.

Things—ahem, there must be some ulterior design idea in this.

This sentence was said by Xiao Xiang. According to his thinking of acting like a middle-aged bald and wretched uncle, Xiaojie thinks it's better not to ask him to explain.

Since the seat was spacious, the two naturally sat on one side.

"The Poseidon Eye goes up to the sky first and then goes into the water, so the first half of the time is no different from an ordinary Ferris wheel... What will you do in the next 45 minutes?"

Xiaojie opened the snack bag he bought at the entrance of the amusement park, took out an ice cream and handed it to Qi Ya who was playing with his mobile phone.

Qi Ya's eyes seemed to be glued to the phone, but he sensed that Xiao Jie handed him some kind of snack, so he didn't give him a look, he just tilted his head and took a bite—biting Xiao Jie's thumb.

The two were stunned for a moment, then Qi Ya withdrew his gaze, looked at the phone, then at Xiaojie who was stunned, suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled, and lightly sucked Xiaojie's thumb.

"!"

Feeling Qiya's soft and moist tongue brushing against the sensitive thumb, Xiaojie's hair suddenly rose, and he almost lost his grip on the ice cream.

Fortunately, Qi Ya just teased him a little, and then he reached out to catch the ice cream in a serious manner, otherwise, if he continued to lick it, Xiao Jie might smear the ice cream on his face.

Only then did Xiaojie quickly retract his hand, subconsciously turned his back behind him, and rubbed his thumbs.

"I think it must be the reason why you don't give sugar. Your husband is really hungry."

Xiaoxiang analyzed it seriously.

"Look at his phone as soon as he got on the Ferris wheel. He was staring at you before—go check his phone, maybe he has realized the purpose of the inner design of the Ferris wheel, and he is secretly watching a small movie to learn posture , so that I can push you down later."

"The passion of [-] meters high and [-] meters deep water, ah, it's very exciting to think about~"

Xiaojie: "...why I don't think this Ferris wheel has any purpose."

Xiao Xiang: "That's because you are still too young. An adult like me is full of essence."

"Why, do you need me to tune/tune/teach you?"

Xiaojie: No, thank you for not making an appointment. I don't want to be an adult like you at all.

Under Xiao Xiang's constant instigation, Xiaojie still fell under his spell, and couldn't help but rub against Qi Ya's side, looking down over his shoulder.

"On the possibility and... metaphysics of kissing your lover at the top of the ferris wheel?"

Xiaojie looked at an article on Qiya's phone page, read the title word by word, then stared blankly for a moment, then turned around abruptly.

——Qi Ya had been waiting for him to turn around a long time ago, and when Xiaojie turned his head, he happened to be face to face with Qi Ya who turned his head sideways, so Qi Ya easily grabbed the back of his head and pointed at his unsuspecting lips A wet kiss.

Xiaojie: "??!!"

After looking at Qi Ya's mobile phone, Xiaojie's first reaction was not "Why did Qi Ya kiss me suddenly" but "You kissed me before reaching the top of the Ferris wheel?" ! ' and the like, coupled with the candy-like sweet warm fragrance unique to Qiya, made him dizzy for a while, and was overwhelmed by

The body part that Qi Ya touched was numb for a while, and finally he fell back limply.

Qi Ya smiled misty-eyed, followed Xiaojie and fell down, holding his face with both hands, and prying Xiaojie's stiff lips with his tongue in the posture of touching his lips.

Xiao Xiang blew a loud whistle in Xiaojie's mind.

After Qi Ya's cunning tongue wandered around in his mouth, Xiaojie finally woke up from the triple stupefied state, and quickly raised his hand to argue.

"Hmm, Chiya, wait... eh!"

Poor Xiaojie, in terms of arm strength, he is not as good as Qi Ya who pushed open the gate of the triple hell, and now he has no thoughts, let alone the slightest ability to resist.

However, in the face of Xiaojie's weak resistance, Qi Ya completely forgot about the fact that he lost his mind power, and thought that Xiaojie was trying to refuse but still ashamed, and pretended to resist.

"Tsk tsk, the enthusiasm of young people is so inexplicable sometimes, even I didn't expect it to develop so fast. If I knew it, I would have asked you to bring a bottle of lubricating oil."

Xiao Xiang responded sympathetically, "Xiaojie, I don't think your ass is safe."

"Hurry up and find a way, Xiao Xiang! I can't break free at all, what should I do?"

Xiaojie collapsed in a hurry.

The mouth is sealed, the hands and feet are pressed, this rhythm...

What the hell is this!Even though it was a date, I wasn't prepared for it at all!

Xiaojie, who has been polluted by Xiaoxiang, is obviously not as pure as he was in the NGL forest before. Facing Qiya's fiery attack, he can still react to what it means.

"It's not my fault. Here, you invited me to the date, and you gave me the opportunity. You must know that a man is no different from a beast in front of the person he loves. You can't even figure this out. How dare you teach others how to date?"

Xiaoxiang laughed disdainfully.

"But it's still too late, I'll teach you the correct posture of using the chrysanthemum, otherwise it's not good if the first experience is too painful, how about this, you let your husband do this... and then that..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I don't want to hear that at all!"

Xiaojie wants to cry but has no tears.

I don't know this either!

Fortunately, here, we still have objective reasons.

That is, Qi Ya is only 13 years old after all, no matter how mature he is, he probably won't know more than kissing.

Sure enough, after stirring Xiaojie's mouth inside and out with his tongue, Qi Ya, who was slightly satisfied, stopped his movements in a daze.

Although the scalding and hot body due to the close contact with Xiaojie clamored that it was not enough, it was not enough, the itching from his toes to the base of his ears made him scratch his heart and lungs, but he didn't know what to do next.

Is... should I take off my clothes?

He couldn't help but put his blank eyes on Xiaojie's disheveled collar, and tried to reach out.

As soon as Qi Ya stopped moving, Xiaojie immediately noticed it, and he seized the opportunity to slip away from Qi Ya, clutching his clothes and shrank aside with a look of shock.

Most of the reasons come from Xiao Xiang. Since 2 minutes ago, Xiao Xiang has been reciting the climax/climax of a small pornographic article in his head with emotion, which made him blush.

Seeing Xiaojie shrunk into a ball, Qi Ya calmed down a little as if a basin of cold water had been suddenly poured on his feverish brain.

He finally remembered that Xiaojie didn't have any thoughts on him, and his behavior just now... seemed to be forcing him.

Xiao Xiang has something to say about this.

Well, boy, that's not simple, that's coercion.

"Snapped--!"

With a crisp sound, Qi Ya's side face was bloodshot and red, and his head was turned to one side.

He slapped himself hard.

Just before he raised his hand for a second palm, Xiaojie reached out and grabbed his raised hand.

Qi Ya looked back at him in surprise.

"Wait, Chiya, this is really weird... Forget it, it's okay, I'm not a girl, so there's no need to do this."

There was still a trace of excited flush on Xiaojie's light wheat-colored face, showing a color that didn't match his appearance and temperament for his age.

Seeing Qi Ya turn his head back, his expression was unnatural for a moment, but finally he smiled tolerantly.

"Dating, it's better to be happy. Although we are not lovers, I just took it as Qi Ya's impulsiveness, and I didn't care."

"And it's comfortable."

It is undeniable that Qi Ya's kiss just now just made him feel surprised and awkward. Although he did not expect to be as happy and expecting as a real lover, he did not have the slightest anger and disgust. He didn't need to let Qi Ya feel that he had hurt himself uncomfortable.

Xiaojie has always respected his heart, comfort is comfort, there is no need to lie about this.

While it doesn't lie to the feeling that Kirya isn't a true lover, it seems like Kirya has been putting his rejection in one ear and out the other so far.

This makes Xiaojie, who wants to maintain this awkward and shy relationship as best friends, feel a little bit embarrassed.

So this time, Qi Ya obviously only heard his last sentence, and automatically ignored his previous sentence.

"Really, Xiaojie feels very comfortable!"

Qi Ya's eyes, which were still dim just now, suddenly seemed to be lit with a bright lamp, and the light was dazzling, full of Xiaojie's figure.

He hurried over again, narrowing the distance between himself and Xiaojie. Xiaojie hesitated for a moment, but agreed to his approach.

And Qi Ya was satisfied with Xiaojie's non-resistance behavior, and he was short of writing the words "I'm very happy" on his face.

Xiao Xiang sighed in Xiaojie's mind: "Sure enough, when a man pursues his beloved, thick skin is king."

Xiaojie: "..."

There was no change in the subsequent journey. The two snuggled together quietly, sharing the snacks in the snack bag, admiring the blue sky and white clouds, and when they climbed to the highest point, they also took advantage of the opportunity to watch the entire waterway of Pandora Water City like a spider web dense panorama.

Only a small episode happened after entering the water at last. A giant grayling nearly ten meters long approached their cabin. The huge fish eyes still impressed the two of them deeply.

carve.

And after that, when the grayling left their cabin and swam to the first two cabins, they seemed to see a swift white figure jumping out of that cabin and jumping on the panicked grayling. ?

Qi Ya and Xiao Jie looked at each other: "?"

They confirmed that they were wrong, that is, someone really broke the airtight bulletproof glass from the inside of the cabin of Sea God's Eye, and rushed out, at the bottom of the [-]-meter-deep river?

Soon, after getting out of the water, they had an answer.

In front of them, Metis was expressionless, wet but standing straight inside the ticket window like a green pine, and was sprayed with saliva by the staff who demanded compensation in front of him.

Seeing that the elder brother who had cooked them a super delicious meal was in trouble, Xiaojie and Qi Ya hurried over, just in time to hear the only sentence Metis said.

The staff member pointed to the big hole in one of the cabins of the Sea God's Eye: "Do you know how much a cabin of the Sea God's Eye costs to build, and how much it costs for maintenance?!"

Metis: "I have no money."

The staff who sprayed for a long time: "..."

The staff was about to get mad when they were stopped by Xiaojie who came from behind, and Xiaojie put on a kind smile.

"We will pay the big brother's compensation, what do you think?"

As he spoke, he took out his bank/bank/card.

The staff looked at them suspiciously, and left with Xiaojie's bank/bank/card suspiciously.

Seeing this, Xiaojie heaved a sigh of relief, while Metis on the side silently retracted the claws with the sharp blade back into his sleeves.

"Thank you."

Metis nodded at them.

The two hurriedly waved their hands and said it was okay, and asked curiously by the way: "The one who rushed out of the water just now... is someone Metis knows?"

"It's my sister."

As soon as he mentioned his sister, the cold expression on Metis' face softened a bit.

"Ah, Lingmei...is very lively."

Qi Ya laughed dryly.

"I think she's cute too."

Metis nodded in agreement.

Qiya and Xiaojie: "That... I don't think we are talking about an adjective?"

"Thank you for your kindness, but I'm going to find my sister now, and I'm a little worried."

Metis looked at the river under his feet, frowning.

"Yes, with such a deep river, there must be many undercurrents underground. A girl like Lingmei really needs to worry."

Although it feels like a sturdy girl who can jump out of the water at will must be very strong, but the two are still a little worried about it.

Unexpectedly, after listening to their words, Metis was stunned. It seemed that he didn't understand why they thought so.

He shook his head.

"I'm worried about the creatures in this river."

After saying a word, Metis plunged into the water, and disappeared under the water like a shell in an instant.

The two remaining Qijie: "...?"

Xiaojie: "Brother Moti just now...was that the fish you were worried about?"

Qi Ya: "...it seems to be."

What kind of weird and tough girl is this to make my brother think like this? !

The two fought a cold war.

The author has something to say:

Give up, hunter is a world full of sisters controlling brothers hahahahahahahaha

Metis, you bitch

Qi Ya, don't laugh, when the steamroller comes out, you will know how to write the word brother control

Regarding Yalujia, it must be a boy. In the original article, Xiaojie went to Kukulu Mountain. The tour bus introducer introduced the five Hakka brothers who beat the enemy. Master Alluka

So I don’t listen to Qiya calling her something, she is so cute, it must be a boy

You must recognize the true face of that dead puppet who is rich and traitor. You can see how much he loves puppet after watching his red deer prince cross-dressing episode and Curt, Il fans and so on.

In the original manga, the catwoman is naked and has no breasts, so it is very likely that she is a boy. TV deliberately drew the chest of the catwoman, maybe the catwoman sounds more pleasing to the ear