Hunter's Honeymoon Handbook
Chapter 57
Back to the night three days ago.
After Xiaojie discussed the function of the letter with Qi Ya, Pang appeared quietly with a kitchen knife, and put the kitchen knife on Xiaojie's neck.
"Hey! Pam, calm down, calm down!"
Qi Ya waved his hand at Pam with cold sweat all over his head, trying to take away the kitchen knife from her hand while she was not paying attention, but he couldn't do it under her sharp eyes.
"Pam...haha, we're back."
The face of Xiaojie, who was strangled by the kitchen knife, was also covered with sweat. He turned his head stiffly, and smiled awkwardly at Pang Mu, who was filled with black air.
"..."
"Do you know what you... did?"
Pang Mu's long, thick, seaweed-like hair fluttered in the wind like the tentacles of an octopus. With a pale face, she took a kitchen knife and patted Xiaojie's face, making a few cold snaps.
[Wow, Xiaojie, when did you mess with the zombie girl? It looks very difficult to deal with. 】
Xiao Xiang said sarcastic words in his head.
Xiaojie was silent for a moment, then turned around, put his hands on the ground, and bowed deeply to Pang Mu.
"I'm sorry, it's my arrogance that caused Pam not to go to the long-awaited NGL to meet your master."
He buried his head and said in a muffled voice.
"I'll do whatever you want."
"Little Jay!"
Qi Ya was startled, and wanted to come over to pull him up, but suddenly turned his head, avoiding the kitchen knife thrown by Pang Mu.
"Pam you!"
He turned his head and saw the kitchen knife plunged into the wall, and gritted his teeth and shouted.
Pang maintained the posture of throwing the kitchen knife, and stared at Qi Ya grimly.
"Go away."
"..."
Qi Ya's eyes darkened.
"Qi Ya, listen to her."
Xiaojie raised his head at some point, and was yelling at Qi Ya whose expression had changed.
"This is all my fault. It was originally my agreement, let me bear it alone."
"...tsk."
Qi Ya glared at Pang fiercely, then glanced at Xiaojie worriedly, and sat back on the bed without making a sound, but still stared at them closely, for fear that Pang would be like throwing the kitchen knife just now. Suddenly hurt Xiaojie.
Seeing that Qi Ya had calmed down, Xiaojie withdrew his eyes and looked at Pang Mu.
"Name your punishment, Pam."
"Except for my life—it's not that it can't be done, it's just not right now. If I rescue Kate, then my life is also yours."
He closed his eyes and raised his head like a sacrifice.
Qi Ya's momentum suddenly rose.
"Hey, Xiaojie, your husband's lungs are going to explode, are you sure you don't want to smooth his hair?"
"Shut up, Xiao Xiang."
Xiao Xiang: "...Oh, it's really kind to be treated like a donkey's liver and lungs."
But just when they both thought that Pang would do something cruel, Pang made a request that surprised everyone.
She said, "Then go on a date with me for a day, Jay."
"Well, I promise...huh?"
Xiaojie raised his head abruptly, and looked up at Pam with a serious expression with a frightened expression on his face.
Qi Ya fell off the bed with a thud.
Xiao Xiang: "...Xiaojie, you have really strong taste."
However, as an extraordinary young man who has seen the world, Xiaojie immediately adjusted his mentality and smiled slightly.
"Okay, but can you give me a few days, let me prepare."
"it is good."
Pam grinned.
"Remember your agreement."
After Pam left, Kiya jumped up from the ground and threw himself on Xiaojie.
"Hey, hey... You don't really want to date that horrible woman, do you? What should I do if you are gnawed to the bone by her?"
He stretched out his arms and hugged Xiaojie's upper body, shaking and shaking like a baby.
Xiao Xiang in Xiaojie's mind also agreed.
"Xiaojie, although it's nice for a man to be attractive, extramarital affairs are absolutely not allowed."
Xiaojie: "..."
"Don't look at Pang like that, she's actually quite introverted, not as bad as you think."
Upon hearing the word introversion, Qi Ya and Xiao Xiang said in unison.
"That female octopus?!"
"That female zombie?!"
Xiaojie couldn't tell who said that sentence for a while, so he could only appease Qi Ya in front of him first.
"It's okay, Kiya, I'll be absolutely safe."
"But in the next few days, I have to go out to step on the spot, and I still need your protection."
Hearing Xiaojie said that he needed his protection, Qi Ya got excited and nodded quickly.
"no problem!"
He didn't notice that the topic had been changed at all.
Xiao Xiang in Xiaojie's mind was speechless.
"Could it be that I was wrong? Your kid's emotional intelligence still has a brush."
He smirked.
"Could it be that you pretended not to understand some of what I said before?"
"...Don't make trouble, I really don't understand, but I don't want to hear your explanation, it's definitely not a good thing."
While comforting Qi Ya, Xiao Jie blames Xiao Xiang.
"Tell you not to say something inexplicable, what if I show my feet and let Qi Ya discover the existence of the manual."
"Hey, isn't this something I've always wanted to do?"
Xiao Xiang laughed cheaply.
Xiaojie: "..."
It is really tiring to have this kind of system that is against the master.
Soon, it was time for the next day.
Kiya followed Xiaojie to the outskirts of Sheila.
"Silah is near the sea, and the waters near the mouth of the river are flooded by seawater."
Xiaojie held a city guide and read it as he walked.
Kiya was in front of him splitting the tall bushes for him to make it easier for him to pass.
Xiaojie, who has no blessings, is just an ordinary person with a strong body. If he stepped on the ground in the mountains, his bones would be broken, not to mention encountering bears and other ferocious beasts.
During these two days when Xiaojie didn't read, Qiya wished he could grow on him, and kept a close eye on his every move.
"Well, so, is there anything special about this water area?"
Qi Ya drove away a long piebald snake casually, and asked casually.
"Secret~"
Xiaojie giggled.
"cut."
What, why are you so obsessed with that woman.
Qi Ya snorted unhappily.
Xiao Xiang at the side: "Xiaojie, your husband is jealous."
Xiaojie: "...how on earth do you know?"
"That's right, haven't you seen another ability, the wife's sixth sense?"
"what is that?"
Xiaojie asked curiously in his heart.
"Open your handbook."
Xiao Xiang pointed out.
Xiaojie looked in front of Qi Ya with his back turned to him, confidently and boldly put the manual in front of him, and followed Xiao Xiang's instructions to turn to the third page.
The headline on the third page is 'The Wife's Sixth Sense. '
Below are several horizontal bars that are the same as experience bars.
"Body index value, mood index value...excitement value?"
Looking at the three horizontal bars representing different indicators, Xiaojie was full of question marks.
Xiao Xiang clicked his tongue twice and continued to explain.
"Physical indicators must be clear to you. The worse the physical condition, the lower the value. If it is lower than 40.00%, it is high risk. The emotional indicators are the same, except for the excitement value."
"The first two are [-]% initial values, only the excitement value starts from zero."
Talking about the excitement value, Xiaoxiang paused inexplicably.
"When you are very close to you, your husband's excitement value is always above 80.00%, which means that he is always ready to do something indescribable with you from the neck down~"
"..."
Xiaojie immediately didn't really want to continue talking about this topic.
"However, your husband's mood value has been at a low point of 70.00%, indicating that recent events have made him full of worries—the value in the manual can only describe the approximate value, and only I can accurately sense what kind of emotion he is in. mood, so an organic
I will remind you. "
Xiaojie fell silent.
He knew better than anyone the reason why Qi Ya was in a bad mood.
But he doesn't want to change, and he can't change.
Perhaps after this period of time, everything will develop according to the right situation.
Until now, Xiaojie's mentality is also positive.
After walking silently for a while, the two confirmed a deep cave at the end of the river, and Xiaojie signaled that they could go back.
As he walked, he sketched in the notebook in his hand.
Qi Ya looked up curiously and found a few simple sentences written on it.
[-]. Aquarium
[-]. Cinema
[-]. Cafe
Four Trait fireflies
"Is this the dating step?"
Qi Ya was sweating coldly.
Xiaojie nodded.
"You bastard... you know quite well, where did you learn it?"
"When I was on Whale Island, there were often some fishing boats passing by. Some of the big sisters on the board preferred children like me, so I can handle things like dating."
Xiaojie waved the notebook in his hand and closed it again.
"Hasn't Qi Ya ever dated?"
Xiaojie tilted his head.
Xiao Xiang let out a wow.
"Stupid... idiot, how can this kind of thing be like you, how old am I, you freak."
Qi Ya blushed.
【Is this guy... already an 'adult'? 】
"So, then..."
Xiaojie stared at the ashamed Qi Ya, thought about it seriously, and spoke suddenly.
"···Um?"
Qi Ya was nervous when he saw it.
【Mo... Mofei Xiaojie wants to date me...? 】
Xiao Xiang who was on the sidelines: "No, no, it's strange, Ya, you think too much. No matter how many dates this guy has, he's only shrewd with women, and always dull with himself."
Of course Qi Ya couldn't hear these words.
So the next moment, Xiaojie turned around without saying anything, and continued walking.
Qi Ya: "..."
Am I expecting this in vain? !
The two returned to the hotel in such a strange atmosphere.
As soon as the two returned to the hotel, they felt a strong pressure. When they took a closer look, they saw Pam with a dark face.
At this time, Bisky had already left this continent. According to her words, her ability was not suitable for this operation, and she had completed her mission, so there was no reason to stay longer.
So at this moment, Pam, no one can suppress him anymore.
Fortunately, Xiaojie agreed to Pang Mu's request before, otherwise she would not be so quiet now, only looking at the two with killing eyes.
Facing Pang Mu, Xiaojie said that he still needs to prepare for two days, and Pang Mu agreed.
Two days later, without anyone's knowledge, the ant king, who was hundreds of miles away, was born ahead of schedule.
Born earlier than in the plot.
The author has something to say:
Molesting Qi Ya every day
However, after Jack-Jack's date with Pam, it's Kiya and Jack-Jack's
The author's spoiler in advance
Besides Qijie, there was another couple that day
Guess who it is
After Xiaojie discussed the function of the letter with Qi Ya, Pang appeared quietly with a kitchen knife, and put the kitchen knife on Xiaojie's neck.
"Hey! Pam, calm down, calm down!"
Qi Ya waved his hand at Pam with cold sweat all over his head, trying to take away the kitchen knife from her hand while she was not paying attention, but he couldn't do it under her sharp eyes.
"Pam...haha, we're back."
The face of Xiaojie, who was strangled by the kitchen knife, was also covered with sweat. He turned his head stiffly, and smiled awkwardly at Pang Mu, who was filled with black air.
"..."
"Do you know what you... did?"
Pang Mu's long, thick, seaweed-like hair fluttered in the wind like the tentacles of an octopus. With a pale face, she took a kitchen knife and patted Xiaojie's face, making a few cold snaps.
[Wow, Xiaojie, when did you mess with the zombie girl? It looks very difficult to deal with. 】
Xiao Xiang said sarcastic words in his head.
Xiaojie was silent for a moment, then turned around, put his hands on the ground, and bowed deeply to Pang Mu.
"I'm sorry, it's my arrogance that caused Pam not to go to the long-awaited NGL to meet your master."
He buried his head and said in a muffled voice.
"I'll do whatever you want."
"Little Jay!"
Qi Ya was startled, and wanted to come over to pull him up, but suddenly turned his head, avoiding the kitchen knife thrown by Pang Mu.
"Pam you!"
He turned his head and saw the kitchen knife plunged into the wall, and gritted his teeth and shouted.
Pang maintained the posture of throwing the kitchen knife, and stared at Qi Ya grimly.
"Go away."
"..."
Qi Ya's eyes darkened.
"Qi Ya, listen to her."
Xiaojie raised his head at some point, and was yelling at Qi Ya whose expression had changed.
"This is all my fault. It was originally my agreement, let me bear it alone."
"...tsk."
Qi Ya glared at Pang fiercely, then glanced at Xiaojie worriedly, and sat back on the bed without making a sound, but still stared at them closely, for fear that Pang would be like throwing the kitchen knife just now. Suddenly hurt Xiaojie.
Seeing that Qi Ya had calmed down, Xiaojie withdrew his eyes and looked at Pang Mu.
"Name your punishment, Pam."
"Except for my life—it's not that it can't be done, it's just not right now. If I rescue Kate, then my life is also yours."
He closed his eyes and raised his head like a sacrifice.
Qi Ya's momentum suddenly rose.
"Hey, Xiaojie, your husband's lungs are going to explode, are you sure you don't want to smooth his hair?"
"Shut up, Xiao Xiang."
Xiao Xiang: "...Oh, it's really kind to be treated like a donkey's liver and lungs."
But just when they both thought that Pang would do something cruel, Pang made a request that surprised everyone.
She said, "Then go on a date with me for a day, Jay."
"Well, I promise...huh?"
Xiaojie raised his head abruptly, and looked up at Pam with a serious expression with a frightened expression on his face.
Qi Ya fell off the bed with a thud.
Xiao Xiang: "...Xiaojie, you have really strong taste."
However, as an extraordinary young man who has seen the world, Xiaojie immediately adjusted his mentality and smiled slightly.
"Okay, but can you give me a few days, let me prepare."
"it is good."
Pam grinned.
"Remember your agreement."
After Pam left, Kiya jumped up from the ground and threw himself on Xiaojie.
"Hey, hey... You don't really want to date that horrible woman, do you? What should I do if you are gnawed to the bone by her?"
He stretched out his arms and hugged Xiaojie's upper body, shaking and shaking like a baby.
Xiao Xiang in Xiaojie's mind also agreed.
"Xiaojie, although it's nice for a man to be attractive, extramarital affairs are absolutely not allowed."
Xiaojie: "..."
"Don't look at Pang like that, she's actually quite introverted, not as bad as you think."
Upon hearing the word introversion, Qi Ya and Xiao Xiang said in unison.
"That female octopus?!"
"That female zombie?!"
Xiaojie couldn't tell who said that sentence for a while, so he could only appease Qi Ya in front of him first.
"It's okay, Kiya, I'll be absolutely safe."
"But in the next few days, I have to go out to step on the spot, and I still need your protection."
Hearing Xiaojie said that he needed his protection, Qi Ya got excited and nodded quickly.
"no problem!"
He didn't notice that the topic had been changed at all.
Xiao Xiang in Xiaojie's mind was speechless.
"Could it be that I was wrong? Your kid's emotional intelligence still has a brush."
He smirked.
"Could it be that you pretended not to understand some of what I said before?"
"...Don't make trouble, I really don't understand, but I don't want to hear your explanation, it's definitely not a good thing."
While comforting Qi Ya, Xiao Jie blames Xiao Xiang.
"Tell you not to say something inexplicable, what if I show my feet and let Qi Ya discover the existence of the manual."
"Hey, isn't this something I've always wanted to do?"
Xiao Xiang laughed cheaply.
Xiaojie: "..."
It is really tiring to have this kind of system that is against the master.
Soon, it was time for the next day.
Kiya followed Xiaojie to the outskirts of Sheila.
"Silah is near the sea, and the waters near the mouth of the river are flooded by seawater."
Xiaojie held a city guide and read it as he walked.
Kiya was in front of him splitting the tall bushes for him to make it easier for him to pass.
Xiaojie, who has no blessings, is just an ordinary person with a strong body. If he stepped on the ground in the mountains, his bones would be broken, not to mention encountering bears and other ferocious beasts.
During these two days when Xiaojie didn't read, Qiya wished he could grow on him, and kept a close eye on his every move.
"Well, so, is there anything special about this water area?"
Qi Ya drove away a long piebald snake casually, and asked casually.
"Secret~"
Xiaojie giggled.
"cut."
What, why are you so obsessed with that woman.
Qi Ya snorted unhappily.
Xiao Xiang at the side: "Xiaojie, your husband is jealous."
Xiaojie: "...how on earth do you know?"
"That's right, haven't you seen another ability, the wife's sixth sense?"
"what is that?"
Xiaojie asked curiously in his heart.
"Open your handbook."
Xiao Xiang pointed out.
Xiaojie looked in front of Qi Ya with his back turned to him, confidently and boldly put the manual in front of him, and followed Xiao Xiang's instructions to turn to the third page.
The headline on the third page is 'The Wife's Sixth Sense. '
Below are several horizontal bars that are the same as experience bars.
"Body index value, mood index value...excitement value?"
Looking at the three horizontal bars representing different indicators, Xiaojie was full of question marks.
Xiao Xiang clicked his tongue twice and continued to explain.
"Physical indicators must be clear to you. The worse the physical condition, the lower the value. If it is lower than 40.00%, it is high risk. The emotional indicators are the same, except for the excitement value."
"The first two are [-]% initial values, only the excitement value starts from zero."
Talking about the excitement value, Xiaoxiang paused inexplicably.
"When you are very close to you, your husband's excitement value is always above 80.00%, which means that he is always ready to do something indescribable with you from the neck down~"
"..."
Xiaojie immediately didn't really want to continue talking about this topic.
"However, your husband's mood value has been at a low point of 70.00%, indicating that recent events have made him full of worries—the value in the manual can only describe the approximate value, and only I can accurately sense what kind of emotion he is in. mood, so an organic
I will remind you. "
Xiaojie fell silent.
He knew better than anyone the reason why Qi Ya was in a bad mood.
But he doesn't want to change, and he can't change.
Perhaps after this period of time, everything will develop according to the right situation.
Until now, Xiaojie's mentality is also positive.
After walking silently for a while, the two confirmed a deep cave at the end of the river, and Xiaojie signaled that they could go back.
As he walked, he sketched in the notebook in his hand.
Qi Ya looked up curiously and found a few simple sentences written on it.
[-]. Aquarium
[-]. Cinema
[-]. Cafe
Four Trait fireflies
"Is this the dating step?"
Qi Ya was sweating coldly.
Xiaojie nodded.
"You bastard... you know quite well, where did you learn it?"
"When I was on Whale Island, there were often some fishing boats passing by. Some of the big sisters on the board preferred children like me, so I can handle things like dating."
Xiaojie waved the notebook in his hand and closed it again.
"Hasn't Qi Ya ever dated?"
Xiaojie tilted his head.
Xiao Xiang let out a wow.
"Stupid... idiot, how can this kind of thing be like you, how old am I, you freak."
Qi Ya blushed.
【Is this guy... already an 'adult'? 】
"So, then..."
Xiaojie stared at the ashamed Qi Ya, thought about it seriously, and spoke suddenly.
"···Um?"
Qi Ya was nervous when he saw it.
【Mo... Mofei Xiaojie wants to date me...? 】
Xiao Xiang who was on the sidelines: "No, no, it's strange, Ya, you think too much. No matter how many dates this guy has, he's only shrewd with women, and always dull with himself."
Of course Qi Ya couldn't hear these words.
So the next moment, Xiaojie turned around without saying anything, and continued walking.
Qi Ya: "..."
Am I expecting this in vain? !
The two returned to the hotel in such a strange atmosphere.
As soon as the two returned to the hotel, they felt a strong pressure. When they took a closer look, they saw Pam with a dark face.
At this time, Bisky had already left this continent. According to her words, her ability was not suitable for this operation, and she had completed her mission, so there was no reason to stay longer.
So at this moment, Pam, no one can suppress him anymore.
Fortunately, Xiaojie agreed to Pang Mu's request before, otherwise she would not be so quiet now, only looking at the two with killing eyes.
Facing Pang Mu, Xiaojie said that he still needs to prepare for two days, and Pang Mu agreed.
Two days later, without anyone's knowledge, the ant king, who was hundreds of miles away, was born ahead of schedule.
Born earlier than in the plot.
The author has something to say:
Molesting Qi Ya every day
However, after Jack-Jack's date with Pam, it's Kiya and Jack-Jack's
The author's spoiler in advance
Besides Qijie, there was another couple that day
Guess who it is
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