Take Taobao to ancient times

Hot Post: If you were given a chance to go to ancient times, would you like it?

After get off work, Lu Siyu, who had nothing to do after work, opened the forum he often hangs out with, and saw the hot posts on the homepage. He really thought about it for a long time, and finally put his hands on the keyboard, and pulled it to the last reply area to reply.

4587L: I refuse!What to do in ancient times, is it because the mobile phone is not fun or the game is not fun, if it is not possible, there are so many delicious things on Taobao, can you still eat it in ancient times?Can can?Why not go to ancient times?Oh, by the way, there were no flush toilets in ancient times!

Once upon a time, Lu Siyu also fantasized about going back to his childhood, returning to junior high school, or returning to ancient times to make great achievements. When he grew up, he thought about it seriously, or forget it. He studied hard for 12 years, and finally got rid of the demon of the college entrance examination. It is really difficult to let him go back to the days when he can't hold 100 yuan in his hand for a week.

As for going to ancient times, it is even more so. Young people in modern society don't know how to work hard and don't distinguish grains. If you go back to ancient times to farm, you may have a myocardial infarction within a few days.

After replying to the post, Lu Siyu's cell phone rang suddenly. Looking at the caller ID on it, he sighed, unwilling to answer the phone.

"Hey, Mom."

"Mom, what mother, did I warn you, don't call me mom until you are married!!!" There was a roar from the east of the river on the other side of the phone, making the phone buzz.

Fortunately, Lu Siyu had already experienced many battles, and he moved the phone away before Mama Lu yelled, and he slowly moved the phone to his ear until there was no more sound from the phone.

"You put your phone away again, haven't you?" Mama Lu yelled again, and she had already figured out Lu Siyu's temperament, whether it was a typical ginger or a hot old man, "You brat, I will push you even if I ask you to get married. Push, I didn’t give birth to you to make you angry at me!!!”

Lu Siyu didn't dare to move the phone away, so he covered his ears and replied in a low voice: "Mom, it's not that I don't want to get married, it's because I can't find a suitable one. In fact, many young people don't get married nowadays, right? I'm not the only one, right?" ?”

Lu Siyu's face was shy, facing Lu's mother, it was nothing to be humble, even if he knelt in front of Lu's mother, he was not afraid.

"That's right," Lu's mother snorted coldly, "others don't need to get married, but you can't. Even if you like men, you have to bring me a son-in-law."

Lu Siyu was dumbfounded: "Mom, what you said is true, male daughter-in-law is also okay?"

"Fuck!" Mother Lu yelled subconsciously, but quickly reacted, "I said you brat can't really like men, right?"

Hearing Mama Lu's yin and yang voice, Lu Siyu quickly expressed his heartfelt stance: "How can you, Mom, you don't know me yet. If I like men, you can definitely tell, right? After all, you are so wise, smart, wise, Shrewd and capable..."

"Okay, what are you flattering about?" Lu's mother said impatiently, "I warn you, find a daughter-in-law and come back as soon as possible. As for the male daughter-in-law, it is the last line, otherwise you are not allowed to call me mother, do you understand?"

Lu Siyu was amazed at Mama Lu's openness, but she still answered seriously: "Got it, Mom."

Mother Lu: "Don't call me mom!!!"

Lu Siyu: "Okay, Mom, I understand, Mom."

As soon as he finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone with a snap.

Lu Siyu sighed and stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, and looked out the window. It was already dark at six or seven o'clock in the winter night. Fortunately, this was a city, so there were still many lights flickering outside, so it wasn't really true. I can't see my fingers.

He opened the refrigerator, thinking about filling his stomach with a bowl of noodles, but unexpectedly saw an empty picture, and then thought that not long ago, he seemed to have eaten the last bit of noodles in the refrigerator.

Unable to bear it, he let out another long sigh. He had just been urged to get married, and he was really in a bad mood. He always felt like a stone was pressing on his heart, dull and very uncomfortable.

My stomach was rumbling, and I looked at the empty refrigerator again, and I was sure I couldn't find anything, so I took the scarf hanging at the side, wrapped it around my neck twice, and then took the key to open the door and go out.

The community where Lu Siyu lives is a middle-to-low-end community. The surrounding environment is neither good nor bad. It is the most common type. However, because it is located in an urban area, the monthly rent is also a thousand yuan, and the population of the neighborhood is relatively large. Dense, so there are a lot of restaurants nearby.

He found a random noodle shop and ordered a bowl of tomato and egg noodles for ten yuan, thinking about Lu Ma's words while eating.

Speaking of which, Lu Siyu didn't like men as Lu's mother thought. As he said, if he really liked men, Lu's mother would not be able to see it. In fact, Lu Siyu had never been interested in anyone since he was a child. At the age of marriage, I never thought about getting married.

He can live alone, but Lu's mother and Lu's father hope that he can find someone to marry and live a good life.

However, as he said in the previous reply, is the mobile phone not fun or the game is boring?What kind of daughter-in-law are you looking for? It's really boring to live together without any feelings.

After eating a bowl of noodles, Lu Siyu's body became much warmer, and his mood improved for no reason. The corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a faint smile.

Thinking so much about what to do, the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridgehead, and now I can go as I want, anyway, there will always be a solution in the end.

He got up and walked out of the small shop in a huff. The neighborhood he lived in was just across the road. Seeing the red light turn green, he raised his foot and walked forward. Only halfway through, he suddenly heard a sharp brake coming from his ear. With a sound, the whole person suddenly lightened, and then lost consciousness.

I don't know how long it took, and in a daze, Lu Siyu slowly woke up. He only felt chills all over his body, and he also deeply realized what it means to be hungry. It hurts from hunger.

"woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Woooo~~~"

"Auntie, brother is so cold, colder than the ice outside, could it be... could it be..." A crying female voice came from far and near, speaking in a dialect similar to that of Lu Siyu's hometown. His dialect is very similar, so he can understand what the girl is saying, but it is probably because the weather is too cold, she sniffs while speaking, so the words are not very clear.

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense, the bad ones are not good, the good ones, Yueyue, don't cry, Xiao Yu's child is auspicious, he has a natural appearance, and there will be no accidents. Didn't the auntie take a bowl of hot porridge and drink it? It will be fine." The auntie's voice was a little rough, and there was a little anxiety in her tone, obviously also worried about the safety of Xiaoyu she was talking about.

Lying on the bed, Lu Siyu heard the sound getting closer, until two people appeared beside his bed, and then a rough hand appeared on his forehead.

"Oh, it's really cold." The auntie was obviously startled by the temperature of Lu Siyu's forehead, she quickly pushed Lu Siyu, and said softly, "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, wake up, auntie brings you hot porridge Come on, get up and drink it."

It was only then that Lu Siyu came to his senses in a daze, so it turned out that Xiao Yu was actually himself in the other party's mouth?But he doesn't have an aunt?

Lu Siyu's father was the eldest in the family, so he only had uncles and no uncles on his father's side, so where did he come from?

Even though he thought so, Lu Siyu still smelled the fragrance of porridge, and his hungry stomach finally responded. Although his body was still uncomfortable, the pain caused by hunger was unbearable, so he had to struggle to open his eyes.

Seeing that Lu Siyu finally opened his eyes, the auntie breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly called the three children in the room: "Quickly, help your elder brother up, let him eat something, and he will be able to survive this damn weather if he eats something." .”

"Oh." The three children quickly walked to the head of Lu Siyu's bed, and each of them exerted a lot of strength to help Lu Siyu up.

Lu Siyu wanted to support himself, but his body was very weak and he couldn't use any strength at all, so there was no way to help, so he silently said sorry in his heart, and put all the weight on the hands of the three children.

After finally straightening up half of his body, the strength behind him loosened a little, and he had a tendency to fall backwards again.

"Hurry up, push him." The auntie shouted quickly, and asked the three children to support Lu Siyu behind her.

Helpless, the three children had no choice but to stay behind to keep Lu Siyu from falling down suddenly.

Seeing that Lu Siyu's figure had stabilized, the auntie also breathed a sigh of relief, took a spoonful of white porridge, and poured it into Lu Siyu's mouth.

This bowl of white porridge was still hot when it was just out of the oven, but after such a long time, it has cooled down a lot. Not only is it not hot, it also looks a bit colder in this weather.

But at this time, neither side considered this point. The auntie was a little relieved to see that Lu Siyu could still eat. As for Lu Siyu, he only cared about eating porridge to fill his stomach. Those sharp stings were gone, and he was thankful.

After a while, Lu Siyu finally finished a bowl of porridge. His stomach felt a little better, but he still felt very hungry. This kind of hunger was no longer the feeling he had before, but more like the feeling he usually felt he should eat. Hunger.

In a word, it is not full yet.

With burning emotion in Lu Siyu's eyes, he stared intently at the person in front of him who was called the uncle.

But the aunt didn't seem to see his gaze, she turned her head and looked at the three little ones who were still supporting Lu Siyu behind her: "You three, come to my house to eat something in two hours, as for Xiaoyu, let him Lie down well, and when the time comes... you can also bring him some back."

"Thank you, auntie." The three young ones said in unison, all of them were a little cautious and flattering, and logically speaking, such emotions should not appear on relatives.

The aunt stood up with the bowl in her hand, and sighed softly: "Then I'll go back first, you guys put Xiao Yu down and let him have a good rest."

"Yeah." The three little ones carefully supported Lu Siyu on the bed.

Only now did Lu Siyu see clearly that the youngest of the three was only two or three years old, and the oldest was eight or nine years old. It should be the little girl named Yueyue from before.

Just when Lu Siyu was lying down, the youngest little boy suddenly stretched out his hand and wiped Lu Siyu's lips, and then suddenly stuffed his dirty fingers into his mouth.

"Lele, what are you doing!" Yueyue said angrily, pulling out the little boy's fingers.

Lele opened her mouth and cried loudly: "Woo~~ sister, I'm hungry~~~"

There was still some porridge foam on Lu Siyu's lips.

As soon as Lele's words fell, Yueyue hugged Lele and cried together. The two children were both young, and Yueyue was only as old as the first or second grade of elementary school, but she had to take on the responsibility of her elder sister. Lu Siyu imagined it was much more serious.