believe your evil

Ji Jiuyou started the car and drove away. Sheng Lian looked at the rear of the car and felt that he was stepping on the accelerator a little too hard.

Forget it, go home and bring some tea.

Sheng Lian threw the tea back into the car, felt the urge to urinate, hurried away, and turned back to the hotel to go to the bathroom.

The bathroom has to follow the characteristic river in the Jiangnan compound to the end. Sheng Lian asked the waiter and walked in along the path pointed by the waiter. The sound of bowls shattering.

Sheng Lian paused and raised his head. The whole meal suddenly fell silent because of the commotion. Everyone raised their heads and looked in the direction of the sound.

Soon, there was the sound of a table being overturned in a certain private room, and leftovers, bowls and chopsticks mixed with it fell from the second floor.

The manager of the lobby and the manager of the restaurant hurriedly showed up: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm drunk, even someone is drunk, everyone, keep eating, keep eating."

The lobby manager and store manager rushed to the second floor, Sheng Lian glanced at the private room, although he felt that something was wrong, he still walked towards the bathroom.

Entering the cubicle of the men's toilet, he took out the paper puppet little white rabbit that hadn't been touched for a long time from his pocket, and after blowing, the paper rabbit instantly turned into a little white rabbit the size of half a fist.

Sheng Lian stroked the little rabbit and said silently, "Go."

The little rabbit jumped on the ground, pouted its buttocks, got out through the crack of the door, and ran away.

Sheng Lian finished urinating and did not leave. He sat on the toilet seat and closed his eyes.

Since the paper pet rabbit is a small clone of the owner, it can naturally become a part of the owner's body visually through the five senses. The little white rabbit only has a little bit, running against the wall, and ran out of the men's toilet unnoticed , and quickly stuck to the bottom of the wall, ran up the nearest stairs to the second floor, and went straight to the so-called private room for drunken odd jobs.

The door of the private room was closed, and the little white rabbit stood behind a pot planted with a fortune tree at the door. In the men's toilet compartment, Sheng Lian cast half of his attention on the little white rabbit, closed his eyes, and walked through the little white rabbit. The eyes see the situation on the second floor.

The door was closed, and the noise was completely inaudible, but the faint yellow light on the door could be seen clearly—the toes also knew, it must be some kind of talisman used by the celestial master in the human world The sound in the private room is isolated.

This talisman can fool ordinary people, but it can't fool Sheng Lian. Soon, he heard an angry shout from inside: "Say it or not! Who are you and this bitch!"

The little white rabbit immediately turned into a piece of paper, slipped into the room along the crack of the door, and then floated under a cabinet in the private room without anyone noticing, turning back into a little white rabbit again.

But as soon as he transformed back, he saw two green lights as big as fingernails flickering strangely at the bottom of the dark cabinet, rushing straight towards this side.

Sheng Lian was taken aback, and immediately rolled to the side, but he couldn't roll out of the cabinet to attract attention, so he hesitated, and he was thrown on his back, and the unknown creature actually lay on his back, crushing him. damn.

Sheng Lian, who had half focused on Yuan, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood in the private room of the men's toilet—what the hell was this, it crushed me to death.

But soon, Sheng Lian felt the thing on his back biting the tip of his ear, and jumped down again. He took a closer look, but he didn't see why at first glance, but when he looked closely, he saw a black, numb hairball—— It turned out to be a little black rabbit, and it looked very familiar.

When Sheng Lian saw the little black rabbit, there was a row of "..." on his head. The other party probably didn't expect it to be him, lying on the spot with green eyes shining, silent.

Under the cabinet, the little white rabbit looked at the little black rabbit, and the little black rabbit looked at the little white rabbit, all silent.

And in the men's room, Sheng Lian, who was sitting on the toilet, opened his eyes and rolled them with huge white eyes - let's go!Don't you walk very smartly?The buttocks of the car are flying!Don't look back!

But he rolled his eyes and didn't take them back, the door on the right side suddenly slammed, Sheng Lian turned his head inexplicably, but the partition door turned transparent under the eyelids, and in the next compartment, Ji who was also sitting on the toilet seat Jiuyou propped one leg on his knee, squinting at him.

Sheng Lian: "..."

Ji Jiuyou raised his eyebrows at him, while Sheng Lian moved his lips and said silently, "Why are you back?"

Ji Jiuyou directly lifted up the mobile phone in his hand and stuck it on the partition. Sheng Lian took a closer look and saw that it was a text message with only two words - Come on!

From the left slam, the time was 10 minutes ago.

Sheng Lian closed his eyes again, and turned his attention to the little white rabbit. Soon, his feeling returned to the private room on the second floor.

It's okay if he doesn't come back to his senses, once he comes back to his senses, he immediately feels that the rabbit's body is too heavy to die, as if it is about to be crushed, and what makes him even more speechless is that Xiao Hei, who was still staring at him with his rabbit eyes just now The rabbit had somehow shifted onto his back and was pistoning on his furry back in a fucking Teddy position.

Sheng Lian: "…………!!"

Sheng Lian in the men's toilet opened his eyes with a snap, turned his head viciously and slapped the partition heavily, and met Jiuyou's playful eyes in the previous quarter - this guy is very capable, and his attention is projected on the paper puppet. You can easily do two things at once on the avatar.

Sheng Lian stared, and moved his mouth in warning: "Are you looking for death?"

Ji Jiuyou raised his eyebrows, showing an even more provocative expression, Sheng Lian secretly thought badly, and hurriedly put his thoughts back on the little white rabbit. Maoxia trembled like a sieve.

Sheng Lian: "..." Does this black rabbit belong to Teddy?

Fortunately, Ji Jiuyou didn't forget the important thing to save people, the little black rabbit quickly jumped off the little white rabbit, the two rabbits looked out at the same time, and took a closer look, there were two round tables in one private room, and one round table It was intact, but the other one had been dismantled to pieces. There were about seven or eight people in total. Within the range of vision, you could just see the left man who was pinched on the table by his neck and the man with his swollen face and messy hair. Ladies bell spirit.

Sheng Lian subconsciously blew up in his heart: "!!!" I have never cleaned up this bell spirit, who would have the guts to touch it!

Soon, a shadow fell, and a man walked over.

The field of view was too low, so I couldn't see who it was, so I heard the man come over and slap two more slaps, and shouted fiercely: "You bitch! Say it or not!"

This is obviously a bell spirit.

Because of Sheng Lian's care, in the early years, even though Ling Jing had a bad temper and dared to boss others around, he had never been treated harshly, and no one in the Netherworld dared to do anything to him, but now he was arranged to check things in the human world Dressing as a spy in women's clothing, Sheng Lian was a little bit annoyed when he encountered such a catastrophe.

Since you are not angry, you have to do something, but Ji Jiuyou's voice came from the air in your mind: "If they want to run away, they will run away, and the river officer specially invited us here. There must be something he wants us to see, listen first and then talk With that said, the body of the cabinet that blocked the view also turned transparent, and the view suddenly widened.

Only then did Sheng Lian see clearly the face of the man who just slapped him standing in front of the cabinet - a thin man with a fierce face and tattoos on his arms.

The man showed forbearance and anger on his face: "Okay, I'm capable, I've been tricked by this old man, and I've given him ecstasy soup. I'm afraid you two aren't like bastard siblings. Say, who instructed you, what are you doing?" What purpose!"

It turns out that this man is the handicap boss that Zuo Manguan talked about. This boss has always been single, his parents are dead, and he is alone without children. In order to get into the Qi family as soon as possible, Zuo Manguan thought of a A bad move, pouring the boss with ecstasy soup, letting the female bell spirit pretend to be the boss's woman, pretending to be the bell spirit's younger brother, and establishing a family relationship with the handicap boss.

In this way, he inquired about many things, and had the opportunity to meet Qi Xianyun of the Qi family today.

It's just that Zuo Mansun has fallen behind the pace of the times. When he died, surveillance was still a high-end thing, not to the extent that ordinary people could use it, but now it is everywhere in the streets and alleys.

He went to the next province to participate in an exposition before. From the car that took them up the mountain to the three halls to the yard, gate, and corridor, every place was monitored. Zuo Manguan didn't pay attention to this detail, so naturally he didn't know. If you show up, you will be exposed in front of those who care.

The other party was also calm, and did not expose Zuo Mansan on the spot, but listened to the handicap boss introduce the two siblings while talking and laughing, and finally solved the handicap boss's enchantment.

This time, it really poked a hornet's nest.

The handicap boss came back to his senses, and found that everyone at the table knew each other, and everyone was a familiar face, except for the man and woman beside him who seemed strange, so he immediately widened his eyes and asked Zuo Manguan and the woman beside him: "Who are you?"

Zuo Man slam didn't even have time to run, so he was caught on the spot and pinned on the round table. The handicap boss heard that he had a lover and a brother-in-law picked up for nothing, angrily lifted the table, and shouted: "Fart! I like fat people , I hate this kind of waist that is about to be broken at the touch of a pinch!"

Zuo Manguan was slapped on the head, and Ling Jing, a woman in women's clothing, rolled her eyes.

At this moment, facing the man and woman who were biting him to death without making a sound, the handicap boss looked so angry that he wanted to kill people with a knife: Of course he was not only angry that he was cheated, but was more frightened, and he was poured into the ecstasy soup. , It means that I have become a breakthrough point for the Qi family. The two siblings have been around him for many days, and I don't know how many words have been tricked out of him, and how many secrets have been dug up!However, this matter was still exposed in front of my family. Whether he can sit in the handicap boss's seat in the future is a question!

The handicap boss was really angry and annoyed. He didn't expect that he would be careful every step of the way, but in the end he made such a mistake in front of the young master of his family. He wanted to pry open the mouths of this pair of dogs and men and ask them clearly. Unexpectedly, he met someone who was stubborn again, and he didn't say a word.

The handicap boss changed his mind and could only find a way to make up for it, so he turned to the round table: "Seventh Young Master, give me three days, I will definitely..."

But there was a light laugh from the side of the table: "Your brother-in-law just came back from the expo not long ago. If I knew it was your brother-in-law, I would ask someone to put water on him."

When the bright and pleasant male voice just spoke, the black and white rabbits under the cabinet looked up at the same time, but there was a round table in the way, so they couldn't see who it was, so soon, in the eyes of the two rabbits, the round table even The tablecloth on the table turned transparent, and the appearance of the speaker was finally completely exposed in their field of vision.

Seeing this, Qi Qi was stunned.

There was only one person sitting at the round table, and it was at the head seat, holding a goblet filled with red wine, and smiling lazily. Needless to say, it must be Qi Xianyun who came down to inspect the handicap.

And the third young master mentioned by the handicap boss, the most capable young master of the Qi family's grandchildren, unexpectedly has a face that is almost similar to Ji Jiuyou.

The facial features, eyebrows and eyes, especially the corners of Gouxiao's lips, that dandy look that appeared when he was careless, were all carved out of the same mold.

Sheng Lian in the men's room immediately opened his eyes, turned his head, and looked at Ji Jiuyou's concentrating expression in the upper cubicle: "??"

Ji Jiuyou said directly: "I don't know now, let's see."

Sheng Lian's thoughts returned to the little white rabbit again, and his senses returned to the private room. At this moment, he finally understood why Zuo Manguan and Ling Jing didn't run away, but chose to stay and be slapped by others—the root of the tree, In the fruit of the rebirth tree, there is another young master of the Qi family who looks the same as the Nether Demon King. No matter what, he has to find a way to stay and continue to investigate.

Sure enough, when Shenglian Ji Jiuyou stood still, Zuo Manguan opened his mouth. He first said: "Master Qi Xianyun, let your people release me first, I will stand up straight and talk to you."

The handicap boss wanted to slap him again and say who are you, what right do you have to talk to Qi Shao like that, but Qi Xianyun stopped him, and Qi Xian put down the goblet gracefully, and said in a very good temper: "Release him , Your Majesty, let him speak."

Handicap boss: "No..."

Qi Xianyun didn't even look at him, but squinted his eyes, the handicap boss immediately shut up, not only him, no one in this private room dared to question.

So Zuo Manguan was let go, not only let go, but also asked to sit down, and someone handed him a tissue, and under Qi Xianyun's eyes, someone moved a chair for "Zuo Manguan's sister" , arranged for her to sit down, and even poured the woman a cup of hot water.

Zuo Manguan took the paper towel to wipe his face, and from the corner of his eye calmly fell on the side of the wooden cabinet in the private room, and quickly retracted it. He calmly took the paper towel to wipe his face, without any timidity when facing a room full of people, and even very There is aura.

As for his aura, the handicap boss and the people around were a little stunned, Qi Xianyun looked at him with a smile, nodded and said: "Dare to ask your name."

Zuo Manguan's face was full of hot water, but at this moment he still hadn't forgotten Ling Jing beside him. Regardless of Qi Xianyun's questioning, he turned his head, looked at Ling Jing in women's clothing, raised his eyebrows, and asked: Are you okay?

Ling Jing returned his noble and glamorous nostrils.

Zuo Mansan: "..." Judging by the sharp shape of the nostrils, it seems to be okay.

Qi Xianyun asked a question, but no one answered her, nor was she angry, she just waited.

Zuo Manguan just raised his head, looked at Qi Xianyun across half of the table, put his hand on the table, and tapped lightly, with a seasoned expression: "According to the rules, you are not qualified to sit Talked to me."

The private room was quiet, no one said a word, Qi Xianyun smiled: "Whether you are qualified or not, you have to know who you are first."

Zuo Manguan looked back at him: "My surname is Zuo."

The handicap boss didn't hold his breath: "You fart, you told me your surname is You when you pretended to be my brother-in-law!"

Qi Xianyun didn't look at him, just waved his hand, and immediately someone beside him walked up to the handicap boss and slapped him hard—shut up!

Qi Xianyun had a good-tempered look on his face, and asked, "Left? Which left?"

Zuo Manguan, however, sold a lawsuit, and raised his hand to point to the handicap boss who had just been slapped: "He slapped our siblings nine times in this private room, just one slap, there are eight more , give him eight slaps, and I'll tell you."

The handicap boss stared in astonishment, looking crazy, but Qi Xianyun nodded relaxedly, and the subordinates who were always waiting for his instructions were still standing beside the handicap boss. Papa slapped four times in a row.

Qi Xianyun has always been steady and ruthless in doing things, and his subordinates were influenced by him to do things according to the same template. The four slaps were crisp, loud and hard, and when two slaps were made, two lines of nosebleeds hung under the nose of the handicap boss.

Zuo Manguan didn't think it was enough, and sneered at Qi Xianyun: "Is your man still good? Shall I show you a demonstration?"

Qi Xianyun looked relaxed, shrugged, and raised his hand to invite.

Zuo Manguan looked at Lingjing, who was dressed as a woman, and Lingjing, who was dressed as a woman, immediately stood up, with a cold indifference, walked up to the handicap boss, raised her hand with a "slap", and slapped her directly against the wall , unexpectedly forcibly smashed a hole with half of his face.

Everyone: "..."

Qi Xianyun raised his eyebrows with an amused look on his face.

Handicap Boss was almost fainted by this slap, and he was leaning on the wall while rolling his eyes, when he was slapped again, this time his whole body was turned into a spinning top, turning around in a circle Halfway through, Ling Jing in women's clothing followed with another two slaps, and the "top" spun a few times at high speed, hitting the wall, and the pig's head was swollen and fell completely unconscious.

Sheng Lian silently raised the rabbit's paw to cover his face: "..." It must be very painful.

The subordinates went to carry the boss of the market and sent it out like a pig, but the atmosphere on the table was not affected by it. Qi Xianyun even raised his hand and applauded the lady: "It's amazing, it turns out it's hidden."

The bell spirit in women's attire walked back and sat down with her nostrils pressed against her face with a noble and glamorous expression.

Zuo Manguan nodded politely: "It's okay."

The two exchanged pleasantries back and forth, and now they can finally get to the point, Qi Xianyun asked the third time: "Your Excellency's left, which left is it?"

Zuo Manguan looked back at Qi Xianyun: "The Zuo family in Qi Village."

Qi Xianyun was taken aback for a moment, but still smiled: "The Zuo family in Qi Village has long been extinct, and the last line has withered many years ago."

Zuo Manguan also laughed: "It is indeed dead."

This time, Qi Xianyun showed disapproval, and his voice was a bit cold: "Qicun Zuo's family has a detached position in the Fengshui world. Even my Qi family has to be polite and call Patriarch when they see you. Since you are in this industry, mention Qicun Zuo family, at any rate, be more polite."

Zuo Manguan, however, laughed: "What are you being polite about? It's just that in my generation, if you don't know who I am, go back and ask your sick old man, who kowtowed in front of Zuo Chengfeng's coffin. Over a few heads."

Although only these two people spoke in the private room, everyone else who heard this was stunned.

Qi Xianyun was also slightly taken aback: "You mean, you are Zuo Chengfeng? That slam?"

Zuo Manguan snorted: "Otherwise, why, only your cheap adoptive grandfather Qi Niansheng can live past his life, can't I?"

Under the cabinet, Sheng Lian was also stunned when he heard the words Qicun Zuojia.

As Qi Xianyun said, the Qicun Zuo family has a detached position in the Feng Shui industry, and in Youming, it is the Qicun Zuo family who opened up the road of professional god sticks not reincarnated, and Wangchuan water as river officials.

This Zuo family is very capable no matter in the human world or in the nether world.

But there are too many people with the surname Zuo in the Feng Shui world. In order to make themselves sound or look more capable, many people will deliberately associate themselves with the Zuo family in Qicun. The most direct way is to give themselves the surname Zuo stage name.

Seventy to eighty percent of the river officials in the Wangchuan River are surnamed Zuo, and the name Zuo Manguan sounds like a stage name for walking in the rivers and lakes, so even if he regained his memory later, Sheng Lian did not associate Zuo Manguan's Zuo with Qicun. When Zuo and Zuo from the Zuo family got in touch, they would never have thought that Zuo Manguan would be the last member of the Zuo family in Qi Village.

At the dinner table, Qi Xianyun fell silent because of the words "Qi Niansheng". Not everyone in this private room is his confidant, so some things are difficult to say, and some things are even more difficult to ask directly.

Qi Xianyun just smiled: "Since he is a senior from Qicun Zuo's family, of course he should be treated as a distinguished guest." He stood up as he spoke.

Zuo Mansan and Ling Jing in women's clothing looked at him at the same time.

Qi Xianyun raised his hand very politely, and made a gesture of invitation to the door: "Handicap is not the place for you two to stay, since you want to treat you well, naturally it's best to go to my home."

No matter whether Qi Xianyun believes that Zuo Mansan's Zuo is the Zuo of Qicun Zuo's family, since he has the opportunity to go to Qi's family, he can't let it go, but that's what he said, but there's no guarantee that Qi Xianyun won't play tricks, Sheng When the group of Lian and Ji Jiuyou walked out, they turned back into paper bunnies without anyone noticing, and flew into Zuo Mansan's pocket without making a sound.

Zuo Manguan seemed to have sensed it, and quietly raised his hand to cover his pocket, and the two paper rabbits in his pocket, the white one had completely changed back to paper-cut, and the black paper pet still had half a trace of it in its body. Ji Jiuyou's thoughts.

The people around Qi Xianyun were all around Qi Xianyun, probably expected that Zuo Manguan and Ling Jing would not be able to escape in the Jiangnan compound full of Qi family members, and no one was specifically staring at them.

When going downstairs, Ling Jing and Zuo Manguan fell to the end, Ling Jing secretly tugged at the corner of Zuo Manguan's clothes, Zuo Manguan turned his head and walked slowly, Ling Jing lowered his voice: "Are you really from Qicun Zuo's family?"

Zuo Manguan nodded solemnly: "If it is fake, it will be replaced."

Ling Jing looked at him and snorted: "I have met the first generation head of your family."

Zuo Man slams his eyebrows: "Zuo Wu fear?"

Ling Jing glanced at him and didn't say anything, but she was clearly saying "yes" with this look.

Zuo Manguan was a little excited, but still suppressed his emotions: "Where is my grandfather? He is my idol. Why didn't I see him in the Wangchuan River when I was a river official."

Ling Jing snorted, with his character with upturned nostrils, he would never talk nonsense with others, but Zuo Manguan didn't forget to take care of him after being beaten into a pig's face, and let him beat the handicap boss, which is also true. It's a small favor worth repaying.

Now that Zuo Manguan asked, Ling Jing still said: "Of course you won't see it, Zuo Wuju didn't become a river official, and followed my family's envoy to the Water Jade Realm."

Zuo Manguan knew some things about Nether, and when he heard that his ancestor went to the Water Jade Realm with the envoy, he was immediately stunned: "Follow the envoy? Why?"

Ling Jing's patience for returning kindness to others was exhausted, and she became impatient when faced with such a question. She frowned and said, "It's not because of that bastard, the Demon King!" It’s the Water Jade Realm with wounds, Zuo Wuju has the ability to recuperate, so please follow him. If it weren’t for Zuo Wuju, you professional gods would still have the treatment of being a river official after death?”

Zuo Manguan was surprised, it turns out that the identity of Heguan is an envoy of the gods, and Zuo Wuwei's favor?

And in his pocket, the black paper pet listened to the whole process of what this ghost said, without missing a single word.

In the men's room, Sheng Lian stood up, lifted his pants, and opened the door.

As soon as he walked out, he was suddenly grabbed by the collar and dragged back to the compartment.

Sheng Lian: "???"

Ji Jiuyou pressed him against the partition with a frosty expression on his face: "So, you were forced to reincarnate by that bastard Shi Yan, not because you were merciful, but because you never beat him at all?"

Sheng Lian: "..."

Ji Jiuyou narrowed his eyes: "You can't beat him because you have an injury on your body. This injury was there before you went to the Water Jade Realm, and it hasn't healed yet."

Sheng Lian: "..." Why do you suddenly understand, black question mark face?

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