believe your evil

Sheng Lian has kept in mind his grandmother's teaching of concealing his identity for more than 20 years, and decided to send Kao Te to do it, not because he thought it was cool on a whim, but after careful consideration.

He is 22 this year and transformed into his original body at the age of three. Since then, he has been curious all the time and couldn't help thinking about the big philosophical questions of "who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do" for 19 years.

For so many years, he would also think, since he is not a human, is there a similar kind, is he a monster, and if so, are there other non-humans like him?where are they all.

Finally, at the age of 16, he groped around on the Internet for a year, and got in touch with a netizen who claimed to be a sparrow on a forum, added friends to each other, and chatted for half a year.

At the beginning, Sheng Lian didn't believe that the other party was really a sparrow. After all, Sheng Lian judged others by himself, and felt that if it was really a sparrow, he should put down his wings and behave in a low-key manner, instead of crying like this on the Internet every day. Call yourself a sparrow spirit and bluff.

Later, Sheng Lian was busy with the college entrance examination for a while, didn't go online much, and never contacted the sparrow again. When the college entrance examination was over and he turned on the computer, he found that the sparrow spirit was bluffing and bluffing. Play majiang.

Sheng Lian looked at the ID name "Sharrow King" and fell silent. Could it be that he misunderstood, this sparrow is not the winged sparrow he understood, but a mahjong master?

grass!I believed your evil!

Sheng Lian silently and decisively deleted the friend of the other party.

After that, Sheng Lian went to college.

On the first day of the university report, he found the dormitory, and as soon as he opened the door, he was stared at by a brown-haired boy with small eyes. Sheng Lian didn't understand very well. This is the one in front of me.

As a result, the small-eyed brown-haired man shouted on the spot: "Delete my friend, lie to my feelings, is the heart of the Virgin Mary of your Tianshan Snow Lotus black?"

Sheng Lian: "..." Hey, is this the sparrow?

Then, Tianshan snow lotus and brown-haired sparrow had their first cross-species friendly meeting in this double dormitory with only a few square meters.

It was only that day that Sheng Lian really confirmed that there are indeed other "non-humans" like him in this world.

The sparrow spirit's name is Shen Ma, and she is the same age as Sheng Lian. Coincidentally, the two were born on the same day in the same year, even at the same time. Shen Ma said that this is the fate destined by heaven. Watching Sheng Lian turn on his laptop and play mahjong for two, he was completely abused by Sheng Lian, and he almost went to claim the game currency subsistence allowance when he lost.

Shen Ma couldn't believe it: "You Xuelian have such a high IQ?"

Sheng Lian replied to him very modestly: "No, it may also be because your sparrow brains are small."

Shen Ma: "..."

Sheng Lian and Shen Ma had been roommates happily for four years. When they were about to graduate in their senior year, Shen Ma asked Sheng Lian what he wanted to do after graduation. Sheng Lian said directly: "My parents want me to be a civil servant. I should I will take the public examination this year."

Shen Ma looked contemptuous: "Your parents let you take the test and you take the test. If your parents want a grandson now, will you have one too?"

Sheng Lian spread his hands and teased him, "Yes."

Shen Ma was shocked: "I've been a classmate for four years, and I've known you for eight years, and I didn't realize how unrealistic you are."

Sheng Lian: "Just kidding."

But there is one thing Shen Ma is right. Sheng Lian really has no ideals. The main reason is that he has been smooth sailing since he was a child. nod.

Shen Ma doesn't quite understand what is meant by "smooth sailing".

Sheng Lian gave him a few examples, not the type of drinking another bottle of Coke, but the type with exaggerated levels of substance.

For example, one year, Sheng Lian's father secretly borrowed money from a friend. Because he didn't say hello to his wife first, and the family situation was ordinary, the couple almost quarreled and divorced. Sheng Lian, who was only six or seven years old at the time, comforted his mother: " Mom, if you want to open something, maybe this friend of Dad will make a lot of money in the future, and maybe he will pay back ten times the money of Dad when he comes back?"

Two years later, the friend who borrowed the money and made a fortune doing business outside came back and repaid Sheng Lian's father 50 in one go.

For another example, when Sheng Lian's mother went shopping, she picked up a little girl in the mall and accompanied her to find her parents. When she found her, she found out that she was the granddaughter of the director of the Education Bureau. Going to the No. [-] Middle School in the city to go to school solved the urgent need of the Sheng family.

... and so on and so on and so forth, too many to count.

Shen Ma was shocked again after hearing this, and asked Sheng Lian in disbelief: "Then has your family ever had a lottery?"

Sheng Lian thought for a while: "I won it, I don't have much impression, it seems that the two buildings on the second ring road of my house were bought by winning the lottery."

Shen Ma gasped—the second ring road, two buildings, the building? ? ?

The brown-haired sparrow was so frightened that its head was going bald, and it finally understood why Sheng Lian always seemed to be uninterested in money and material things—it was purely favored by God.

Since Sheng Lian was going to take the civil servant exam, Shen Ma suddenly thought of something, leaned over, and said mysteriously: "I know an organization, they have a quota for the public exam this year, and if they pass the exam, they are also serious civil servants, do you want it?" try?"

Sheng Lian asked him, "What organization?"

Shen Ma suppressed her voice: "I don't know the full name. It is said that there is no one. Because it is very mysterious, even the name is very low-key. They are called the Special Commissioner's Office, and some people call them the 9th Office."

The only "inhuman" Sheng Lian knew was Shen Ma, but Shen Ma was a brown-haired sparrow with a lot of friends. I don't know where he heard the news, but the Special Commissioner's Office was indeed a good opportunity for Sheng Lian——

After all, he can take this opportunity to try to get in touch with other "inhumans", which seems to be not bad.

I hurriedly reviewed for half a month to take the exam, and then went to the interview after the results were obtained. I was very lucky.Both Sheng Lian and Shen Ma got in the list, but Sheng Lian went to 9 purification departments, and Shen Ma took the test to 9 "field departments", different departments under the same department.

When Sheng Lian went to report, Shen Ma had already gone to 9 field offices to report. It is said that there will be a closed training camp for two weeks, so far there is no news.

Now, Sheng Lian is standing in the big office of 9 purification departments.

He was sitting at the station assigned to him, surrounded by colleagues who stood three times, all of them lowered their eyes and silently paid attention to him.

It was Huang Lianhua and Huang Sewei who broke the silence first.

She stared intently at Sheng Lian, feeling: "This is the first time I have seen a live snow lotus. Wow, it is said that it is rare to grow a snow lotus in Tianshan every ten thousand years. It is really extraordinary, and it is also extremely handsome."

Someone next to him responded: "You can hang your life, but what is your appearance?"

"The skin looks so tender."

"The hair is really black, and the figure is really good."

"Hey, do you guys think he looks like any male star?"

……

Sheng Lian was surrounded in the middle, and those who spoke highly of him were all colleagues from the same department now, and these colleagues were said to be all Lotus.

At this time, the door of the department was pushed open, and a man came in with a file bag in his hand, opened the three circles outside here, and shouted loudly: "What's the matter, are you free? Do you think there is too little work? Do you think there is too little work?" Come to my side to report, and follow me to the field later!"

A bunch of lotus flowers all scattered.

The man walked up to Sheng Lian. Sheng Lian saw that he was wearing a different uniform from other colleagues, and knew that this should be the leader, so he stood up.

The male leader glanced at him, didn't look away, and looked at him deeply a few more times. Then he untied the file bag in his hand, pulled out a corner of the file, glanced at Sheng Lian, and murmured vaguely: "Very good shapeshifting."

Sheng Lian didn't understand.

The male leader didn't say anything more, he just put away the documents, raised his eyes and said to Huang Se who was at the station opposite Sheng Lian, "Xiao Huang, take him with you."

Huang Se nodded again and again: "OK, Mr. Cui."

The man called Mr. Cui nodded, turned and left taciturnly, Sheng Lian suddenly felt something was wrong, Mr. Cui?When can civil servants call leaders like that?Shouldn't the section chief and the minister be called that?

Before Sheng Lian could think about it, Huang Sewei leaned over and tapped the tip of his pen on his desk: "Come with me, and I'll introduce you to Corey's situation."

Sheng Lian followed Huang Sewei out of the department and went down to the first floor. The woman in a suit and mid-heel walked with the wind, and said as she walked: "The first floor is the office of the field office. They are also divided into groups, you should remember, these three groups are 'Evil Elimination Group', 'Demon Killing Group' and 'Ghost Controlling Group', if you really don't remember, 1 group, 2 groups and 3 groups can be remembered like this."

"You will know later that there are no people on the first floor most of the time, because there are missions and they are on the field. The one facing north on the first floor is the intelligence department, and they are all administrative and civil servants. Most of the time, there are people. If you need it You can find it over there, remember to swipe your card to enter the door."

Simply circled around the first floor, and went up to the second floor: "The second floor is mainly our purification department, and there are many staff members. You are also in our department anyway. You can learn about the specific situation later." Go to the stairs on the third floor and walk straight to the door of the department.

Sheng Lian stopped at the stairs, glanced up, and asked doubtfully, "The third floor?"

Huang Se turned around slightly and smiled slightly: "The third floor is the leadership's office," snapping his fingers one by one: "Mr. Cui, Mr. Meng, Mr. Zhou, Mr. Wu, Mr. Wei, Mr. Zhong, and Mr. Lu , all work on it.”

Sheng Lian raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, secretly thinking that these leaders are all carrots?A gathering of talents to get together to work?The national cadres in this special department have a different style of dealing with people.

Huang Sewei didn't know what to think of at this time, she suddenly covered her lips and smiled, then walked to Sheng Lian's side, and said in a low voice: "Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered something, your entry ID photo."

Sheng Lian wondered what was wrong with his entry certificate photo. The department gave him an address and told him to go to the photo studio to take the photo after he passed the entrance examination. The photo was overexposed and the lights were blinding. He closed his eyes several times, but the cameraman kept beckoning to him.

He didn't know if it was OK or not, and he didn't see the photos. Just now, when Mr. Cui looked at him according to the documents in the file bag, he wondered if he was using photos to compare people.

What happened to the ID photo?

Huang Sewei then said: "To be honest, you really can't tell it's snow lotus in your photo, it's just like cabbage, people in our department are still wondering, why did we accept a cruciferous vegetable into our My lotus site."

Sheng Lian was taken aback: "Wait, how did you see my real body through the photos?"

Huang Sewei: "You don't know? The company where you took the ID photo originally took the original body. Our place is different from the outside. The ID photo requires the body, not the face."

Thinking of a cabbage pasted next to the name on the entry materials, Sheng Lian silently raised his eyes to look at the ceiling above his head. No wonder Mr. Cui said that he is good at transforming, isn’t he? Cabbage can transform into a handsome man. Face.

In the next few days, Sheng Lian adapted to the nine-to-five work life as a newcomer in the workplace.

The treatment at Office 9 is average, the salary is not high, the five social insurances and one housing fund are complete, and the working and leaving hours are fixed, but the benefits are not bad. There is a restaurant in the yard behind the first floor, which serves staple food 24 hours a day. The air conditioner is cold enough and hot tea is enough It is hot, and there are many types of newspapers.

Sheng Lian went to work for two days, except for memorizing the names and strains of all lotus flowers in the whole department, the rest of the time was really spent surfing the Internet, reading newspapers, and drinking tea.

Huang Sewei, as a "master" who guides newcomers, did the above three things together, but she didn't have the superb awareness of "being a teacher for a day and leading people well". She used the tea lid to skim the tea leaves and told Sheng Lian earnestly: "What about us?" The 9 places don’t promote those vain things, if you have something to do, do it well, and drink tea if you have nothing to do, everyone has come here like this, and you will get used to it in the future.”

Sheng Lian asked her if she needed to study the rules and schedule of the department, because he still didn't know what the "purification department" did.

Huang Sewei shook out the newspaper again and put it on the table to rest his arms. He took out the mirror from the drawer and looked at it. While looking at it, he said, "What are you doing? It's about promoting the core values ​​of socialism. Wherever you need to go, those who are not sensible Disobedient little devils, little devils, you put a pestle in front of them, radiate the light of the Holy Mother of the lotus to purify them, and inject a little light of guidance into their nourishing dark hearts, it's over."

Sheng Lian nodded and continued to read the newspaper, only four big words in his mind: Damn, retarded.

If you come here, you should be safe. Sheng Lian has a good attitude and can see it clearly. He knows that the public affairs system is different from other places, and the 9 places may be special among special ones.

He himself observed it quietly, and indeed, as Huang Sewei said, there is often no one in the field office on the first floor, and all the workstations in the hall can be empty. The purification department seems to be very busy recently, except for Huang Sewei and a few As a colleague, there is often no one in the department for a whole day, and even Mr. Cui, who I met on the day of the report, is also indifferent.

Finally, on the fourth day of employment, at three o'clock in the morning, Sheng Lian's cell phone rang.

He closed his eyes and touched it. As soon as he got connected, the voice of the boss of the department, Mr. Cui, came over: "Xiao Baocai, Huang Sewei and the others are now in the community at No. 43 Yinshan Road. Hurry over and help."