believe your evil
Chapter 19
Since it was to entertain Sheng Lian, it is natural not to use inferior tea leaves. Li Juyi took the special tea leaves that Yan Wuchang brought when he came over last time, brewed a pot, and the room was fragrant.
Sheng Lian took a sip and praised: "Good tea."
Li Juyi smiled, subconsciously said politely: "But it is still not as good as the tea in the human world." He looked out the window and said with emotion, "I think I have been a ghost for tens of thousands of years, and the tea in the human world almost tastes the same remembered."
Sheng Lian almost sprayed Li Juyi's face with a sip of tea.
He coughed and said in surprise, "Are you a ghost?"
Li Juyi nodded with a smile, and pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Yeah, are you surprised? I'm surprised when I think about it. If I don't pay attention, it's been so many years."
Sheng Lian put down the teacup, thought about what he had read from the nine training materials, and asked puzzledly, "Aren't you going to reincarnate?"
Li Juyi refilled Sheng Lian's tea and shook his head: "No, the world is difficult and dangerous, and the road is long and difficult. I've done enough being a human being. Now I think it's better to be a ghost."
Although Sheng Lian is a snow lotus with its own defense ability and the heart of the evolved Virgin, it actually gets along very peacefully with others, never forcing others to make things difficult, and never imposing his own moral values on others.
Since Li Juyi is a ghost, and he still thinks that being a ghost is better than being a human being, there is no need for him to persuade people to reincarnate when he is full -
It is said that after 22 years of development in the Netherworld, the voluntary reincarnation rate of souls is now very low, and Nether had to come up with a method of "point reincarnation", sending those who meet the reincarnation conditions to reincarnate, and encouraging the souls themselves with various benefits To reincarnate, the staff of party members, civil servants, and public institutions take the lead in reincarnation after death.
Not only did Sheng Lian not persuade, but he also said: "What kind of tea do you like? Hongpao, Longjing, Biluochun. If I go on a business trip next time, I will come to Youming and bring them for you."
After the passage between the human world and the nether world, some hard currencies in the human world can pass through the security check and enter the nether world, and tea is one of them.
But in fact, there are some differences between ghost eating and ordinary monsters. They can also eat things that their descendants pay tribute to themselves.
Li Juyi said: "It's actually very troublesome to go through the security check. If it's convenient for you, after returning to the human world, just offer me a pot of tea directly before I rank up." bring me a book."
Sheng Lian forgot that there was such a way for a while, nodded repeatedly, and asked: "Then what is your name, I will find a store to make a memorial tablet first."
Li Juyi: "Don't be so troublesome. After you return to the human world, use your mobile phone in the human world to download an app called 'pawi'. After registration, a tablet will automatically appear on the screen of your mobile phone. Just write my name on it. Oh, my name is Li Juyi."
Sheng Lian was stunned, his handsome face showed the shocked expression of a country bumpkin entering the city, and he said in amazement: "This is also okay?
Li Juyi nodded: "Yes, the products of an Internet company under the Jiuyou Group, their company has produced a lot of good things in the past two years, but you actually need to charge a handling fee for sending things to me like this, ah, don't I'm worried, I didn't ask you for money, you sent it to me, and I deducted Ming coins from me."
Sheng Lian nodded slowly, and the world view immediately flashed an update package.
He was afraid that he would forget, so he deliberately wrote it down in the memo on his mobile phone, and typed Li Juyi's name on it.
Li Juyi looked at him and entered: "Li is Li Bai's Li, and Juyi is Bai Juyi's Juyi."
Sheng Lian said while typing: "The name is pretty easy to remember."
Li Juyi didn't say a word, and silently shed tears of bitter memories of the past for his name——Damn it, it's all because that little bastard, the Demon King, was so pornographic back then. In the official document of the yellow poem folder.
He was thrown to reincarnation by the envoy of the gods. Before he was thrown away, he was called Li Bai. After reincarnation, he became Bai Juyi. When he returned to the underworld, the little beast of the boss casually said to him: "I am learning the law of multiplication and distribution recently. , you are called Li Bai for a while, and Bai Juyi for a while, then merge the "Bai" of the same category and call it Li Juyi directly."
As a result, there is no poet Li Bai in the Netherworld, only Li Juyi, the dead soul under the master's math homework.
But Li Juyi realized later, why did the boss find such a stupid excuse to change his name?Isn't it because Li Bai's name is very similar to the name of the god's envoy, which violates the taboo of the name of the god's envoy?
Li Juyi pulled back his thoughts, just as Sheng Lian put down his phone, he silently looked at Sheng Lian in front of him, and thought with deep emotion: Time flies so fast, 22 years have passed in a blink of an eye.
Sheng Lian's room was drinking tea and helping to send tea leaves. He felt that he was almost done with friendship, and officially started to gossip.
While drinking tea, he said to Li Juyi: "Actually, I wanted to inquire about something before I went to the theater that day." He smiled a little embarrassedly, "But I have a public office, and you are still recognized by the little... President Yan in your box." Out."
Li Juyi knew that Yan Wuchang and Sheng Lian had already met in Senluo Temple because of business, so he waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, Yan Wuchang and I are friends, just ask if you have anything."
Sheng Lian said: "It's the sacred mountain snow lotus, the ghosts are in chaos or something."
Li Juyi pushed his glasses, nodded with a smile, but thought in his heart, here we come, here we go, the spare tire fills the room to inquire about the deceased ex!
Radio and Television has just issued an approval document to vigorously promote movies and TV dramas related to the Devil King and Holy Mountain Snow Lotus, right?
Li Juyi was gearing up in his heart, his eyes gleamed, and he felt that the inspiration for a new script was popping up.
Sheng Lian didn't know what Li Juyi was secretly excited about, but seeing his eyes flashing, he asked doubtfully, "Is it convenient to say?"
Li Juyi immediately said: "It's convenient and convenient, you're asking the right person if you ask me, I'm a screenwriter who specializes in writing about that pair, there's nothing like Netherworld Wars or Holy Mountain Snow Lotus that I don't know about."
Li Juyi also poured a cup of tea for himself, like a storyteller in a teahouse, telling the legends of the past: "Since you are from the 9th place, you should know a little bit about Netherworld, but I guess you don't know that much The Great Rebellion in the Netherworld is actually the chaos caused by the monsters in the Demon Locking Tower, but in fact, the place where they made trouble was not the Netherworld, nor the place we are in now."
Sheng Lian was puzzled: "Isn't it Nether?"
Li Juyi nodded: "Yes, no, the Netherworld was a chaotic place where demons and ghosts lived earlier, and it was extremely cold, and there was a demon-locking tower suppressed under the Wangchuan River. Intercommunication. At that time, after the sacred mountain snow lotus transformed into a human being, he felt that this was not an option, so he opened a "Water Jade Realm" between the human world and the nether world, as a transfer point connecting the two worlds. Then he took a few Magical treasure, leave the nether world and enter the world of water and jade, you should have heard of these magic weapons, namely the River of Reincarnation, the Tree of Rebirth, and the Mirror of Immobilizing Soul."
"The realm of water jade is sandwiched between the nether world and the human world. After death, the soul enters the water jade and goes down to the nether world along the reincarnation river. If the soul needs to be reincarnated, it goes from the nether world to the water jade world and follows the cycle of reincarnation. The river faces upwards, reincarnated to the human world. Two boats, one east-west direction, one west-east direction, the newly dead souls will go to the Sen Luo Temple in the nether world for trial, good people get a chance to reincarnate, and bad people get corresponding punishment. People follow the boat all the way up the river, and when they reach the end, there will be a rebirth tree with red rebirth fruit, and after eating the rebirth fruit, they will leave the world of water and jade and go to the world of human beings, and they will be reincarnated."
Sheng Lian understood: "So the chaos in the Netherworld is actually talking about the chaos in the water and jade world."
Li Juyi nodded: "The place where the demons fought back then was not the real Nether Realm at all, but the Water Jade Realm. After those big monsters with ulterior motives escaped from the Demon Locking Tower under the Wangchuan River in the Nether Realm, they mixed into the Water Jade After they entered the Realm of Water Jade, they did not forget to block the passage between Youming and Shuiyu, and then turned the world upside down in the Realm of Shuiyu, and that's when the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus lost its soul."
Sheng Lian could imagine how the monsters in the lock demon tower closed the world of water jade in the chaos after deliberate planning, and he could also understand how isolated and helpless the envoy was in the water jade at that time, but he still subconsciously said: "What about the devil king?" ?”
Li Juyi: "The demon king is naturally in the Netherworld. If the monsters in the lock tower want to make trouble, they will naturally hold the Demon King back. After sealing the entrance to the Water Jade Realm, they didn't forget to leave some people in the Netherworld to stir up trouble, etc. It was too late when the devil rushed away."
Sheng Lianxin said that it turned out to be like this.
But Li Juyi said again: "But in fact, although I have experienced the demon chaos at that time, many things are just hearsay. There are actually two versions of the final outcome of the envoy."
Sheng Lian: "Isn't your soul flying away?"
Li Juyi: "That's what I said, but no one has seen what happened in the world of water and jade. One is that he died long ago, and the soul is not left behind. The other is that there is no way to verify it, that it is him. At the last moment, I ate the rebirth fruit and went to reincarnation.”
Sheng Lian felt something was wrong: "Didn't it mean that the tree of rebirth was burned during the chaos, so how could there be rebirth fruit?"
Li Juyi spread his hands and shrugged: "So it's unverifiable."
Sheng Lian finally got to the bottom of it, there was too much to digest at the moment, and he silently turned Li Juyi's words over in his mind.
But he still had to ask a question: "Then what is the relationship between the envoy and the devil?"
Li Juyi said: "The Demon King is actually the most powerful monster in the Netherworld back then. He was full of monster aura from birth, and even the envoys of the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus couldn't purify him with holy light. We can only find ways to educate him slowly. Kaihua. One of them sits in the Water Jade Realm, the other stays in Nether, and each guards one side, uh..."
Seeing that Li Juyi stopped suddenly, Sheng Lian asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
Li Juyi said a lot of things in one breath, and then remembered that he didn't know anything about Sheng Lian in front of him, so he said, "I'll talk about it anyway." After a pause, he smiled slightly, "Well, I'll tell you later A secret, you also answer a question for me."
Sheng Lian is a cheerful person, nodded: "Okay."
Li Juyi leaned over, figured out the structure of the words and sentences, and then asked slowly: "Why are you with Mr. Ji from the Jiuyou Group?"
Sheng Lian groaned, and said as a matter of course: "The 9th Division sent me on a business trip to escort an illegal immigrant. This is my first business trip, and Director Cui from the department asked me to follow Mr. Ji."
Bai Juyi was taken aback, Cui Zhuanlun?
He guessed that there might not be any monsters in this world that need to be escorted by Ji Jiuyou himself. After thinking about it, isn't this just to accompany the snow lotus who suddenly appeared in front of him 22 years later.
It's terrible, is Mr. Ji really planning to use this snow lotus as a house fill?
Bai Juyi exchanged a question for a secret, since the question was finished, it was his turn to tell the so-called secret.
"Actually, even though the script you read about the Angel of the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus and the Demon Lord Baba Balaba, in fact, these two, after all, one is in the realm of water and jade, and the other is in the nether world. together."
So what is the relationship between the angel and the devil?
Sheng Lian tentatively said: "Huh? No, Mr. Ji also told me that the angel is the devil's lover." But the colleague from the horse face team said no.
Li Juyi thought that Mr. Ji would of course say that, and explained: "Listen to me, the two of them have never really been together, but what about the devil... Tsk, how should I say it, it is actually a monster, a monster Sexuality is hard to get rid of, especially the demon king, who must be more demonic. Demons have boundless magic power and unlimited lifespan. If you don’t risk your life to fight in peaceful times, the blood in your body must have a place to volatilize, isn’t it? The demon king was also very young back then. To be a devil is naturally not based on birth, but on fists. After he became a devil, tsk, let me think about it, but he has nowhere to use his strength, and his hormones are seriously out of balance, so let's start. Well, all kinds of waves, the devil has high eyes Yu Ding, of course he can't wave to ordinary monsters... Uh, let me put it this way, do you understand?"
After hearing this euphemistic narration, Sheng Lian suddenly asked, "You mean, the devil has a crush on the envoy?"
Li Juyi: "Yes, yes, yes! Smart and smart!"
Sheng Lian: "..."
Cultivation, unrequited love at the end of the year, and pursuit in a different place, the love history between the angel and the devil is really amazing!
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When Sheng Lian came back from Netherworld, he was lucky that he didn't run into Ji Jiuyou. On the boat back, he drank a glass of water and fell asleep again. When he woke up, he had already returned to the human world.
Meng Wangque asked him to go home and rest for a long time, but Sheng Lian couldn't hold back, and asked before leaving, what happened to Mr. Ji's suddenly younger face.
Meng Wangque knew that Shenglian, a snow lotus that grew up in the human world, could not understand this, and explained: "Demons are not like human beings, they will not age slowly, and their appearance is basically fixed at a certain point. The time when the mana is the strongest. So some monsters look very young, while others are very old, it all depends on the individual's cultivation."
Then he continued: "But if you want to live in the human world, it's not good to be too old or too young. You said that Mr. Ji is a big boss of a company, and if he goes out with such a young face, he is easy to be treated as a child. Naturally, he has to grow up."
Sheng Lian: "So, the President Ji I saw that day in the interrogation room of the Eighteen Hells is his original appearance?"
Meng Wangque nodded: "Exactly."
Sheng Lian was surprised: "...Doesn't that mean that his mana was at its peak when he was very young?"
Meng Wangque recalled it for a while, but shook his head: "No, Mr. Ji's situation is a bit special. To be honest, I remember that when his magic power was the most powerful, his appearance was even younger than what you saw that day. He looks like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, he looks super small, but because he looks so small, Mr. Ji forcefully forced himself to grow six or seven years old, so he has this appearance."
Sheng Lian was speechless: "Can you still force yourself to grow older?"
Sister Meng Wangque said casually: "Isn't that right, who would fall in love with him with a young face? Anyone who saw his face at that time felt that he was either a brother or a son or grandson. He couldn't love him even if he wanted to." Get up. Let's go, go home early and rest."
Sheng Lian thought about it, and felt that what Meng Wangque said made a lot of sense.
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This business trip was sudden, Sheng Lian went home and took two pieces of clothes and talked to Sheng's mother. At that time, it was said that the business trip was going to City C.
As for why it must be called City C, Sheng Lian didn't understand at first, until he got out of Meng Wangque's car and took a bag of special products of City C in the trunk, he finally understood.
Sheng Lian came home with the special products and luggage. Just as he entered the door, he happened to see Sheng's mother who was cleaning the living room.
When Mama Sheng saw her son coming back, she was startled unexpectedly, she quickly put down the rag in her hand, greeted her and said, "Ah, my son is back, why didn't you call in advance so that your father can pick you up?" .”
Sheng Lian changed his slippers at the door: "My colleague sent me back." He said and handed over the special products.
Sheng's mother didn't suspect that there was something wrong with her son's business trip. She took a look at what the special product was, and put it on the table together with the bag, muttering: "Don't go shopping in the future. How much is your salary? You don’t have much money left after buying it.”
Sheng Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Mom, do I still have a few million in my card?"
Mama Sheng said: "Whatever trouble you are making, don't you give me a chance to worry about your lack of money?"
Sheng Lian sat down on the sofa and said with a smile: "Mom, then you can't just express your worries verbally. Other mothers not only express their emotions but also express them practically. You should also give some money."
Sheng's mother rolled her eyes: "Then your mother, I just want to be emotional."
Far fragrance and near smell, when Sheng Lian was at home before, Sheng's mother hated this and hated that, and her son had only been on a business trip for a few days, so he couldn't think about it. In the past few days, I not only cleaned Sheng Lian's room inside and out, but also went to pick up Sheng Lian's car with Father Sheng. Neighbors talked privately: Oh, that aunt named Sheng bought a car at home, and cleaned it downstairs every day, like a treasure.
When Sheng's mother and Sheng Lian mentioned it, she rolled her eyes again: "What's wrong with cleaning the car I bought at home? I stole your water to clean the car? I'm going to clean it in the morning and in the afternoon. I'm happy I'll wipe it again at night, I even wipe the tires!"
Sheng Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "What do you care about with these unfamiliar neighbors?"
Mama Sheng immediately stood up and said, "Come on, go to the garage and look at the new car I bought for you. The style your dad picked, and the color I picked, they look great."
Sheng Lian stood up and wondered, "Now?"
Mama Sheng went back to her room to get the car keys, but she still hid them, thinking of going downstairs to surprise her son again: "Yeah, anyway, you don't go to work today, why don't you go and have a look, if you're happy, go for a walk on the road."
In fact, Sheng Lian wanted to come back and spread out on the bed, but he couldn't hold back Mama Sheng, and didn't want to disappoint her good intentions, so he forced himself to go downstairs, and ended up in the garage on the first floor, where he saw the car his parents bought for him. Immediately enlightened, the spirit is clear.
He looked at the car in front of him in shock, his face was astonished, and his voice trembled: "Mom, I'm a civil servant."
Mama Sheng: "I know, I didn't ask you to drive to the company, don't you want to rent a house near the company, you just park the car in the neighborhood where you live, and don't let your colleagues see it."
It's hard not to see the color of such a coquettish bag. Is it really okay for this coquettish Huang Kai to go to the company?
And Sheng Lian only knows this color, he is so bumpkin that he doesn't even know the brand of the car, after looking at it for a long time, he thinks it is a luxury car brand, not many people drive it, and anyone who can buy it and drive it is basically It's rich.
Sheng Lian didn't expect that his parents had been thrifty all their lives, and they would spend all their money on such a flamboyant sports car, so they really wanted to raise their hands to propose - why not return the car.
But looking at Mama Sheng's proud and earnest smile, Sheng Lian felt that it was better to forget it, buy everything, drive it, and put on a correct attitude, it would be like driving a Wuling Rongguang.
Sheng Lian silently changed the brand of the sports car to Wuling Rongguang in his sight, and looked at it, and it really seemed to be Wuling Rongguang.
Sheng Lian's mentality was correct, so he naturally relaxed a lot, and asked Sheng's mother to get the key: "Shall I take you out for a couple of laps?"
Mother Sheng walked around to the co-driver: "Then go for a ride, do you just drive the car after you buy it? Your dad has already filled up the gas for you."
It was the first time for Sheng Lian to drive a sports car. Although he didn't know what the central control was like, it was not much different from an ordinary car.
Now that both mother and son came out, Sheng Lian wanted to take his mother out for dinner, but the car drove all the way, and Sheng's mother suddenly said, "Hey, stop by the side of the road, you can put me down."
Sheng Lian turned on the turn signal, drove to the next lane, and slowed down, but did not stop: "What's wrong?"
Mama Sheng: "The last time you went on a blind date, Boss Ji asked someone to tell him that he knew you were back from a business trip and asked you to have dinner. I agreed for you."
Sheng Lian: "???!!!"
Of course Sheng Lian didn't dare to stop now, and hurriedly increased his speed: "What should I have dinner with him?"
Mama Sheng wondered: "Why don't you eat? You're going to have sex with me again, right? You've forgotten what I said? If you like men, go with men; if you like pigs, go with me." Pig, what's wrong with Boss Ji that time, he came to make an appointment again, obviously he is interested in you, why don't you go? Don't you like him?"
Sheng Lian said firmly: "No!"
Mama Sheng: "If you don't like it, then you don't like it. Get in touch first, and if you don't like it, you can pull it down. You young people, don't play with me about love at first sight. People have to get along with each other. Only when you get along can you know whether it's suitable or not, whether you like it or not. , Is it good to have cats and dogs to be eye-catching?"
Sheng Lian couldn't hold back Mama Sheng, so she finally had to agree, put her down on the side of the road, and drove to the appointment by herself.
As a result, the positioning location received by the mobile phone turned out to be the villa complex where No. 9 is located.
Sheng Lian was speechless, so he could only park the car on the side of the road, dialed the number for Ji Jiuyou, and when he got through, he said immediately, "What are you going to do?"
"dying……"
Sheng Lian: "??"
Ji Jiuyou's young voice completed the following words: "That rabbit, if you don't care about it, it will really die."
Sheng Lian wanted to say that it was none of my business, but the fluffy and round figure of the white rabbit appeared in his mind. He couldn't bear it. He secretly sighed and said forget it. He went straight to the villa building where he had already paid three months' rent.
After entering the community, the car was parked at the entrance of the courtyard. Because there was a password, I pushed the door open and entered. As soon as I entered, I saw Ji Jiuyou sitting cross-legged on the black carpet in the living room, and a limp, dying little rabbit was squatting at his feet. .
About to hear the movement, Ji Jiuyou turned his head and looked over, his young and unruly face was revealed in Sheng Lian's eyes, and his whole temperament was completely different from before, the clothes were not worn properly, and the collar was open , the button was loose, one leg was crossed, the other leg was bent upright, with his arm supported, with a half smile on his face.
This scene caught in his eyes, and almost made Sheng Lian unable to move. He still remembered that the first time he and Ji Jiuyou met was in the living room on the first floor of this villa. He was the one who opened the door and saw the person at a glance. , but when we first met, it was just pleasing to the eye, but now, it is irresistible temptation.
Sheng Lian felt that he had seen some ghosts about his preferences in certain aspects, and he actually liked this kind of tone.
Hey, there is no help.
Sheng Lian didn't want to show his emotions, so he walked over with a sullen face on purpose, took a look at Ji Jiuyou, squatted down beside the little rabbit, and raised his hand to hug the little rabbit.
When Sheng Lian saw the rabbit before, there was only black ghost aura on the side of the hind legs, but now he saw that the rabbit was surrounded by black aura, with less air inflow and more outflow.
Sheng Lian touched the rabbit, and the black air really began to decrease, and the thick black air on the outermost layer gradually dissipated. The half-closed eyes of the rabbit widened, and it lay on its side in Sheng Lian's arms and kicked its legs twice. Gradually gaining energy, he rubbed his head against Sheng Lian's palm to please him.
The little rabbit is indeed soft and cute. Even a man would like it when he saw it, so he raised his hand and touched the rabbit's head, calling out in a low voice, "Little boy."
Ji Jiuyou on the side suddenly parted the corners of his lips and smiled silently.
That bit of ghost energy could kill a little white rabbit, but it didn't take long for Sheng Lian to purify it. Soon, all the black energy on Xiao Guaiguai's body was purified.
Sheng Lian put the rabbit back on the ground, and the little rabbit didn't go anywhere, just nestled in place, grabbed Sheng Lian's trousers with two paws and stood upright.
Sheng Lian asked Ji Jiuyou: "Are you going to send it back to Youming?"
Ji Jiuyou asked Sheng Lian, "Do you like it?"
Sheng Lian: "I don't like it."
Ji Jiuyou: "Oh, then I'll ask someone to come and take it away. I just happen to be eating rabbit meat tonight."
Sheng Lian: "??? You want me to purify it if you want to eat it?" After a pause, he said in surprise, "No, aren't you only vegetarian?"
Ji Jiuyou maintained his sitting posture: "This bit of meat isn't even enough between the teeth, can it be considered meat?"
Sheng Lian lowered his head to look at Ji Jiuyou, his unruly look made his soul drift away. He secretly restrained himself, saying in his heart that he must be calm and calm. These are all vulgar appearances. Ji Jiuyou wanted to put He ate it with dipping sauce!
Thinking about it this way, he suddenly felt that he and the little boy in his arms had become a part of the food chain, and he picked up the rabbit: "Forget it, don't eat it, I'll keep it." Then he slowed down, "Do you have anything else to do? It's okay, I'll go first."
After Sheng Lian finished speaking, he went out, crossed the entrance, opened the door, raised his eyes, and saw that Ji Jiuyou, who was still sitting on the carpet just now, was standing in front of the door.
Sheng Lian: "..."
Ji Jiuyou pushed open the door and glared at him: "Why are you running?"
Sheng Lian hugged the rabbit into his arms: "You said you want to eat rabbits."
Ji Jiuyou looked at him straight in the eye: "I said I wanted to eat you."
Sheng Lian said sincerely: "Mr. Ji, I'm just an ordinary staff member of the 9th Division. My parents are ordinary human beings. Just let me go. Don't eat rabbits, eat me too, okay? I don't want to be rabbit meat As a side dish, this rabbit probably doesn’t want to be turned into a dish and see me dipped in salad dressing next to it.”
Ji Jiuyou followed him back: "Then what did you look in my clothes when you were standing next to me just now?"
Sheng Lian: "..."
He didn't look at it on purpose, but he couldn't help it. When he stood up with the rabbit in his arms, he glanced at it quietly, thinking that Ji Jiuyou didn't pay attention, but unexpectedly he was caught.
This is a bit embarrassing.
Sheng Lian's skin is thin or thick, the degree of thickness depends entirely on the level of self-expression of the opera soul, obviously did not show it today, he stood dryly with the rabbit in his arms, and after a while, he moved Mama Sheng out to rescue Chang said: "My mother asked me to come on a blind date."
Ji Jiuyou raised his eyebrows, with a dazed look on his unruly face, he said deliberately: "I almost forgot about it."
Sheng Lian raised his eyes: "Then is the appointment still?"
Ji Jiuyou smiled: "Appointment."
Sheng Lian got off the donkey along the slope: "My car is at the door, where are we going?"
Ji Jiuyou: "Underworld."
Sheng Lian: "?"
Ji Jiuyou: "Today is the Nether Hell Festival."
Sheng Lian took a sip and praised: "Good tea."
Li Juyi smiled, subconsciously said politely: "But it is still not as good as the tea in the human world." He looked out the window and said with emotion, "I think I have been a ghost for tens of thousands of years, and the tea in the human world almost tastes the same remembered."
Sheng Lian almost sprayed Li Juyi's face with a sip of tea.
He coughed and said in surprise, "Are you a ghost?"
Li Juyi nodded with a smile, and pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Yeah, are you surprised? I'm surprised when I think about it. If I don't pay attention, it's been so many years."
Sheng Lian put down the teacup, thought about what he had read from the nine training materials, and asked puzzledly, "Aren't you going to reincarnate?"
Li Juyi refilled Sheng Lian's tea and shook his head: "No, the world is difficult and dangerous, and the road is long and difficult. I've done enough being a human being. Now I think it's better to be a ghost."
Although Sheng Lian is a snow lotus with its own defense ability and the heart of the evolved Virgin, it actually gets along very peacefully with others, never forcing others to make things difficult, and never imposing his own moral values on others.
Since Li Juyi is a ghost, and he still thinks that being a ghost is better than being a human being, there is no need for him to persuade people to reincarnate when he is full -
It is said that after 22 years of development in the Netherworld, the voluntary reincarnation rate of souls is now very low, and Nether had to come up with a method of "point reincarnation", sending those who meet the reincarnation conditions to reincarnate, and encouraging the souls themselves with various benefits To reincarnate, the staff of party members, civil servants, and public institutions take the lead in reincarnation after death.
Not only did Sheng Lian not persuade, but he also said: "What kind of tea do you like? Hongpao, Longjing, Biluochun. If I go on a business trip next time, I will come to Youming and bring them for you."
After the passage between the human world and the nether world, some hard currencies in the human world can pass through the security check and enter the nether world, and tea is one of them.
But in fact, there are some differences between ghost eating and ordinary monsters. They can also eat things that their descendants pay tribute to themselves.
Li Juyi said: "It's actually very troublesome to go through the security check. If it's convenient for you, after returning to the human world, just offer me a pot of tea directly before I rank up." bring me a book."
Sheng Lian forgot that there was such a way for a while, nodded repeatedly, and asked: "Then what is your name, I will find a store to make a memorial tablet first."
Li Juyi: "Don't be so troublesome. After you return to the human world, use your mobile phone in the human world to download an app called 'pawi'. After registration, a tablet will automatically appear on the screen of your mobile phone. Just write my name on it. Oh, my name is Li Juyi."
Sheng Lian was stunned, his handsome face showed the shocked expression of a country bumpkin entering the city, and he said in amazement: "This is also okay?
Li Juyi nodded: "Yes, the products of an Internet company under the Jiuyou Group, their company has produced a lot of good things in the past two years, but you actually need to charge a handling fee for sending things to me like this, ah, don't I'm worried, I didn't ask you for money, you sent it to me, and I deducted Ming coins from me."
Sheng Lian nodded slowly, and the world view immediately flashed an update package.
He was afraid that he would forget, so he deliberately wrote it down in the memo on his mobile phone, and typed Li Juyi's name on it.
Li Juyi looked at him and entered: "Li is Li Bai's Li, and Juyi is Bai Juyi's Juyi."
Sheng Lian said while typing: "The name is pretty easy to remember."
Li Juyi didn't say a word, and silently shed tears of bitter memories of the past for his name——Damn it, it's all because that little bastard, the Demon King, was so pornographic back then. In the official document of the yellow poem folder.
He was thrown to reincarnation by the envoy of the gods. Before he was thrown away, he was called Li Bai. After reincarnation, he became Bai Juyi. When he returned to the underworld, the little beast of the boss casually said to him: "I am learning the law of multiplication and distribution recently. , you are called Li Bai for a while, and Bai Juyi for a while, then merge the "Bai" of the same category and call it Li Juyi directly."
As a result, there is no poet Li Bai in the Netherworld, only Li Juyi, the dead soul under the master's math homework.
But Li Juyi realized later, why did the boss find such a stupid excuse to change his name?Isn't it because Li Bai's name is very similar to the name of the god's envoy, which violates the taboo of the name of the god's envoy?
Li Juyi pulled back his thoughts, just as Sheng Lian put down his phone, he silently looked at Sheng Lian in front of him, and thought with deep emotion: Time flies so fast, 22 years have passed in a blink of an eye.
Sheng Lian's room was drinking tea and helping to send tea leaves. He felt that he was almost done with friendship, and officially started to gossip.
While drinking tea, he said to Li Juyi: "Actually, I wanted to inquire about something before I went to the theater that day." He smiled a little embarrassedly, "But I have a public office, and you are still recognized by the little... President Yan in your box." Out."
Li Juyi knew that Yan Wuchang and Sheng Lian had already met in Senluo Temple because of business, so he waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, Yan Wuchang and I are friends, just ask if you have anything."
Sheng Lian said: "It's the sacred mountain snow lotus, the ghosts are in chaos or something."
Li Juyi pushed his glasses, nodded with a smile, but thought in his heart, here we come, here we go, the spare tire fills the room to inquire about the deceased ex!
Radio and Television has just issued an approval document to vigorously promote movies and TV dramas related to the Devil King and Holy Mountain Snow Lotus, right?
Li Juyi was gearing up in his heart, his eyes gleamed, and he felt that the inspiration for a new script was popping up.
Sheng Lian didn't know what Li Juyi was secretly excited about, but seeing his eyes flashing, he asked doubtfully, "Is it convenient to say?"
Li Juyi immediately said: "It's convenient and convenient, you're asking the right person if you ask me, I'm a screenwriter who specializes in writing about that pair, there's nothing like Netherworld Wars or Holy Mountain Snow Lotus that I don't know about."
Li Juyi also poured a cup of tea for himself, like a storyteller in a teahouse, telling the legends of the past: "Since you are from the 9th place, you should know a little bit about Netherworld, but I guess you don't know that much The Great Rebellion in the Netherworld is actually the chaos caused by the monsters in the Demon Locking Tower, but in fact, the place where they made trouble was not the Netherworld, nor the place we are in now."
Sheng Lian was puzzled: "Isn't it Nether?"
Li Juyi nodded: "Yes, no, the Netherworld was a chaotic place where demons and ghosts lived earlier, and it was extremely cold, and there was a demon-locking tower suppressed under the Wangchuan River. Intercommunication. At that time, after the sacred mountain snow lotus transformed into a human being, he felt that this was not an option, so he opened a "Water Jade Realm" between the human world and the nether world, as a transfer point connecting the two worlds. Then he took a few Magical treasure, leave the nether world and enter the world of water and jade, you should have heard of these magic weapons, namely the River of Reincarnation, the Tree of Rebirth, and the Mirror of Immobilizing Soul."
"The realm of water jade is sandwiched between the nether world and the human world. After death, the soul enters the water jade and goes down to the nether world along the reincarnation river. If the soul needs to be reincarnated, it goes from the nether world to the water jade world and follows the cycle of reincarnation. The river faces upwards, reincarnated to the human world. Two boats, one east-west direction, one west-east direction, the newly dead souls will go to the Sen Luo Temple in the nether world for trial, good people get a chance to reincarnate, and bad people get corresponding punishment. People follow the boat all the way up the river, and when they reach the end, there will be a rebirth tree with red rebirth fruit, and after eating the rebirth fruit, they will leave the world of water and jade and go to the world of human beings, and they will be reincarnated."
Sheng Lian understood: "So the chaos in the Netherworld is actually talking about the chaos in the water and jade world."
Li Juyi nodded: "The place where the demons fought back then was not the real Nether Realm at all, but the Water Jade Realm. After those big monsters with ulterior motives escaped from the Demon Locking Tower under the Wangchuan River in the Nether Realm, they mixed into the Water Jade After they entered the Realm of Water Jade, they did not forget to block the passage between Youming and Shuiyu, and then turned the world upside down in the Realm of Shuiyu, and that's when the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus lost its soul."
Sheng Lian could imagine how the monsters in the lock demon tower closed the world of water jade in the chaos after deliberate planning, and he could also understand how isolated and helpless the envoy was in the water jade at that time, but he still subconsciously said: "What about the devil king?" ?”
Li Juyi: "The demon king is naturally in the Netherworld. If the monsters in the lock tower want to make trouble, they will naturally hold the Demon King back. After sealing the entrance to the Water Jade Realm, they didn't forget to leave some people in the Netherworld to stir up trouble, etc. It was too late when the devil rushed away."
Sheng Lianxin said that it turned out to be like this.
But Li Juyi said again: "But in fact, although I have experienced the demon chaos at that time, many things are just hearsay. There are actually two versions of the final outcome of the envoy."
Sheng Lian: "Isn't your soul flying away?"
Li Juyi: "That's what I said, but no one has seen what happened in the world of water and jade. One is that he died long ago, and the soul is not left behind. The other is that there is no way to verify it, that it is him. At the last moment, I ate the rebirth fruit and went to reincarnation.”
Sheng Lian felt something was wrong: "Didn't it mean that the tree of rebirth was burned during the chaos, so how could there be rebirth fruit?"
Li Juyi spread his hands and shrugged: "So it's unverifiable."
Sheng Lian finally got to the bottom of it, there was too much to digest at the moment, and he silently turned Li Juyi's words over in his mind.
But he still had to ask a question: "Then what is the relationship between the envoy and the devil?"
Li Juyi said: "The Demon King is actually the most powerful monster in the Netherworld back then. He was full of monster aura from birth, and even the envoys of the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus couldn't purify him with holy light. We can only find ways to educate him slowly. Kaihua. One of them sits in the Water Jade Realm, the other stays in Nether, and each guards one side, uh..."
Seeing that Li Juyi stopped suddenly, Sheng Lian asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
Li Juyi said a lot of things in one breath, and then remembered that he didn't know anything about Sheng Lian in front of him, so he said, "I'll talk about it anyway." After a pause, he smiled slightly, "Well, I'll tell you later A secret, you also answer a question for me."
Sheng Lian is a cheerful person, nodded: "Okay."
Li Juyi leaned over, figured out the structure of the words and sentences, and then asked slowly: "Why are you with Mr. Ji from the Jiuyou Group?"
Sheng Lian groaned, and said as a matter of course: "The 9th Division sent me on a business trip to escort an illegal immigrant. This is my first business trip, and Director Cui from the department asked me to follow Mr. Ji."
Bai Juyi was taken aback, Cui Zhuanlun?
He guessed that there might not be any monsters in this world that need to be escorted by Ji Jiuyou himself. After thinking about it, isn't this just to accompany the snow lotus who suddenly appeared in front of him 22 years later.
It's terrible, is Mr. Ji really planning to use this snow lotus as a house fill?
Bai Juyi exchanged a question for a secret, since the question was finished, it was his turn to tell the so-called secret.
"Actually, even though the script you read about the Angel of the Holy Mountain Snow Lotus and the Demon Lord Baba Balaba, in fact, these two, after all, one is in the realm of water and jade, and the other is in the nether world. together."
So what is the relationship between the angel and the devil?
Sheng Lian tentatively said: "Huh? No, Mr. Ji also told me that the angel is the devil's lover." But the colleague from the horse face team said no.
Li Juyi thought that Mr. Ji would of course say that, and explained: "Listen to me, the two of them have never really been together, but what about the devil... Tsk, how should I say it, it is actually a monster, a monster Sexuality is hard to get rid of, especially the demon king, who must be more demonic. Demons have boundless magic power and unlimited lifespan. If you don’t risk your life to fight in peaceful times, the blood in your body must have a place to volatilize, isn’t it? The demon king was also very young back then. To be a devil is naturally not based on birth, but on fists. After he became a devil, tsk, let me think about it, but he has nowhere to use his strength, and his hormones are seriously out of balance, so let's start. Well, all kinds of waves, the devil has high eyes Yu Ding, of course he can't wave to ordinary monsters... Uh, let me put it this way, do you understand?"
After hearing this euphemistic narration, Sheng Lian suddenly asked, "You mean, the devil has a crush on the envoy?"
Li Juyi: "Yes, yes, yes! Smart and smart!"
Sheng Lian: "..."
Cultivation, unrequited love at the end of the year, and pursuit in a different place, the love history between the angel and the devil is really amazing!
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When Sheng Lian came back from Netherworld, he was lucky that he didn't run into Ji Jiuyou. On the boat back, he drank a glass of water and fell asleep again. When he woke up, he had already returned to the human world.
Meng Wangque asked him to go home and rest for a long time, but Sheng Lian couldn't hold back, and asked before leaving, what happened to Mr. Ji's suddenly younger face.
Meng Wangque knew that Shenglian, a snow lotus that grew up in the human world, could not understand this, and explained: "Demons are not like human beings, they will not age slowly, and their appearance is basically fixed at a certain point. The time when the mana is the strongest. So some monsters look very young, while others are very old, it all depends on the individual's cultivation."
Then he continued: "But if you want to live in the human world, it's not good to be too old or too young. You said that Mr. Ji is a big boss of a company, and if he goes out with such a young face, he is easy to be treated as a child. Naturally, he has to grow up."
Sheng Lian: "So, the President Ji I saw that day in the interrogation room of the Eighteen Hells is his original appearance?"
Meng Wangque nodded: "Exactly."
Sheng Lian was surprised: "...Doesn't that mean that his mana was at its peak when he was very young?"
Meng Wangque recalled it for a while, but shook his head: "No, Mr. Ji's situation is a bit special. To be honest, I remember that when his magic power was the most powerful, his appearance was even younger than what you saw that day. He looks like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, he looks super small, but because he looks so small, Mr. Ji forcefully forced himself to grow six or seven years old, so he has this appearance."
Sheng Lian was speechless: "Can you still force yourself to grow older?"
Sister Meng Wangque said casually: "Isn't that right, who would fall in love with him with a young face? Anyone who saw his face at that time felt that he was either a brother or a son or grandson. He couldn't love him even if he wanted to." Get up. Let's go, go home early and rest."
Sheng Lian thought about it, and felt that what Meng Wangque said made a lot of sense.
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This business trip was sudden, Sheng Lian went home and took two pieces of clothes and talked to Sheng's mother. At that time, it was said that the business trip was going to City C.
As for why it must be called City C, Sheng Lian didn't understand at first, until he got out of Meng Wangque's car and took a bag of special products of City C in the trunk, he finally understood.
Sheng Lian came home with the special products and luggage. Just as he entered the door, he happened to see Sheng's mother who was cleaning the living room.
When Mama Sheng saw her son coming back, she was startled unexpectedly, she quickly put down the rag in her hand, greeted her and said, "Ah, my son is back, why didn't you call in advance so that your father can pick you up?" .”
Sheng Lian changed his slippers at the door: "My colleague sent me back." He said and handed over the special products.
Sheng's mother didn't suspect that there was something wrong with her son's business trip. She took a look at what the special product was, and put it on the table together with the bag, muttering: "Don't go shopping in the future. How much is your salary? You don’t have much money left after buying it.”
Sheng Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Mom, do I still have a few million in my card?"
Mama Sheng said: "Whatever trouble you are making, don't you give me a chance to worry about your lack of money?"
Sheng Lian sat down on the sofa and said with a smile: "Mom, then you can't just express your worries verbally. Other mothers not only express their emotions but also express them practically. You should also give some money."
Sheng's mother rolled her eyes: "Then your mother, I just want to be emotional."
Far fragrance and near smell, when Sheng Lian was at home before, Sheng's mother hated this and hated that, and her son had only been on a business trip for a few days, so he couldn't think about it. In the past few days, I not only cleaned Sheng Lian's room inside and out, but also went to pick up Sheng Lian's car with Father Sheng. Neighbors talked privately: Oh, that aunt named Sheng bought a car at home, and cleaned it downstairs every day, like a treasure.
When Sheng's mother and Sheng Lian mentioned it, she rolled her eyes again: "What's wrong with cleaning the car I bought at home? I stole your water to clean the car? I'm going to clean it in the morning and in the afternoon. I'm happy I'll wipe it again at night, I even wipe the tires!"
Sheng Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "What do you care about with these unfamiliar neighbors?"
Mama Sheng immediately stood up and said, "Come on, go to the garage and look at the new car I bought for you. The style your dad picked, and the color I picked, they look great."
Sheng Lian stood up and wondered, "Now?"
Mama Sheng went back to her room to get the car keys, but she still hid them, thinking of going downstairs to surprise her son again: "Yeah, anyway, you don't go to work today, why don't you go and have a look, if you're happy, go for a walk on the road."
In fact, Sheng Lian wanted to come back and spread out on the bed, but he couldn't hold back Mama Sheng, and didn't want to disappoint her good intentions, so he forced himself to go downstairs, and ended up in the garage on the first floor, where he saw the car his parents bought for him. Immediately enlightened, the spirit is clear.
He looked at the car in front of him in shock, his face was astonished, and his voice trembled: "Mom, I'm a civil servant."
Mama Sheng: "I know, I didn't ask you to drive to the company, don't you want to rent a house near the company, you just park the car in the neighborhood where you live, and don't let your colleagues see it."
It's hard not to see the color of such a coquettish bag. Is it really okay for this coquettish Huang Kai to go to the company?
And Sheng Lian only knows this color, he is so bumpkin that he doesn't even know the brand of the car, after looking at it for a long time, he thinks it is a luxury car brand, not many people drive it, and anyone who can buy it and drive it is basically It's rich.
Sheng Lian didn't expect that his parents had been thrifty all their lives, and they would spend all their money on such a flamboyant sports car, so they really wanted to raise their hands to propose - why not return the car.
But looking at Mama Sheng's proud and earnest smile, Sheng Lian felt that it was better to forget it, buy everything, drive it, and put on a correct attitude, it would be like driving a Wuling Rongguang.
Sheng Lian silently changed the brand of the sports car to Wuling Rongguang in his sight, and looked at it, and it really seemed to be Wuling Rongguang.
Sheng Lian's mentality was correct, so he naturally relaxed a lot, and asked Sheng's mother to get the key: "Shall I take you out for a couple of laps?"
Mother Sheng walked around to the co-driver: "Then go for a ride, do you just drive the car after you buy it? Your dad has already filled up the gas for you."
It was the first time for Sheng Lian to drive a sports car. Although he didn't know what the central control was like, it was not much different from an ordinary car.
Now that both mother and son came out, Sheng Lian wanted to take his mother out for dinner, but the car drove all the way, and Sheng's mother suddenly said, "Hey, stop by the side of the road, you can put me down."
Sheng Lian turned on the turn signal, drove to the next lane, and slowed down, but did not stop: "What's wrong?"
Mama Sheng: "The last time you went on a blind date, Boss Ji asked someone to tell him that he knew you were back from a business trip and asked you to have dinner. I agreed for you."
Sheng Lian: "???!!!"
Of course Sheng Lian didn't dare to stop now, and hurriedly increased his speed: "What should I have dinner with him?"
Mama Sheng wondered: "Why don't you eat? You're going to have sex with me again, right? You've forgotten what I said? If you like men, go with men; if you like pigs, go with me." Pig, what's wrong with Boss Ji that time, he came to make an appointment again, obviously he is interested in you, why don't you go? Don't you like him?"
Sheng Lian said firmly: "No!"
Mama Sheng: "If you don't like it, then you don't like it. Get in touch first, and if you don't like it, you can pull it down. You young people, don't play with me about love at first sight. People have to get along with each other. Only when you get along can you know whether it's suitable or not, whether you like it or not. , Is it good to have cats and dogs to be eye-catching?"
Sheng Lian couldn't hold back Mama Sheng, so she finally had to agree, put her down on the side of the road, and drove to the appointment by herself.
As a result, the positioning location received by the mobile phone turned out to be the villa complex where No. 9 is located.
Sheng Lian was speechless, so he could only park the car on the side of the road, dialed the number for Ji Jiuyou, and when he got through, he said immediately, "What are you going to do?"
"dying……"
Sheng Lian: "??"
Ji Jiuyou's young voice completed the following words: "That rabbit, if you don't care about it, it will really die."
Sheng Lian wanted to say that it was none of my business, but the fluffy and round figure of the white rabbit appeared in his mind. He couldn't bear it. He secretly sighed and said forget it. He went straight to the villa building where he had already paid three months' rent.
After entering the community, the car was parked at the entrance of the courtyard. Because there was a password, I pushed the door open and entered. As soon as I entered, I saw Ji Jiuyou sitting cross-legged on the black carpet in the living room, and a limp, dying little rabbit was squatting at his feet. .
About to hear the movement, Ji Jiuyou turned his head and looked over, his young and unruly face was revealed in Sheng Lian's eyes, and his whole temperament was completely different from before, the clothes were not worn properly, and the collar was open , the button was loose, one leg was crossed, the other leg was bent upright, with his arm supported, with a half smile on his face.
This scene caught in his eyes, and almost made Sheng Lian unable to move. He still remembered that the first time he and Ji Jiuyou met was in the living room on the first floor of this villa. He was the one who opened the door and saw the person at a glance. , but when we first met, it was just pleasing to the eye, but now, it is irresistible temptation.
Sheng Lian felt that he had seen some ghosts about his preferences in certain aspects, and he actually liked this kind of tone.
Hey, there is no help.
Sheng Lian didn't want to show his emotions, so he walked over with a sullen face on purpose, took a look at Ji Jiuyou, squatted down beside the little rabbit, and raised his hand to hug the little rabbit.
When Sheng Lian saw the rabbit before, there was only black ghost aura on the side of the hind legs, but now he saw that the rabbit was surrounded by black aura, with less air inflow and more outflow.
Sheng Lian touched the rabbit, and the black air really began to decrease, and the thick black air on the outermost layer gradually dissipated. The half-closed eyes of the rabbit widened, and it lay on its side in Sheng Lian's arms and kicked its legs twice. Gradually gaining energy, he rubbed his head against Sheng Lian's palm to please him.
The little rabbit is indeed soft and cute. Even a man would like it when he saw it, so he raised his hand and touched the rabbit's head, calling out in a low voice, "Little boy."
Ji Jiuyou on the side suddenly parted the corners of his lips and smiled silently.
That bit of ghost energy could kill a little white rabbit, but it didn't take long for Sheng Lian to purify it. Soon, all the black energy on Xiao Guaiguai's body was purified.
Sheng Lian put the rabbit back on the ground, and the little rabbit didn't go anywhere, just nestled in place, grabbed Sheng Lian's trousers with two paws and stood upright.
Sheng Lian asked Ji Jiuyou: "Are you going to send it back to Youming?"
Ji Jiuyou asked Sheng Lian, "Do you like it?"
Sheng Lian: "I don't like it."
Ji Jiuyou: "Oh, then I'll ask someone to come and take it away. I just happen to be eating rabbit meat tonight."
Sheng Lian: "??? You want me to purify it if you want to eat it?" After a pause, he said in surprise, "No, aren't you only vegetarian?"
Ji Jiuyou maintained his sitting posture: "This bit of meat isn't even enough between the teeth, can it be considered meat?"
Sheng Lian lowered his head to look at Ji Jiuyou, his unruly look made his soul drift away. He secretly restrained himself, saying in his heart that he must be calm and calm. These are all vulgar appearances. Ji Jiuyou wanted to put He ate it with dipping sauce!
Thinking about it this way, he suddenly felt that he and the little boy in his arms had become a part of the food chain, and he picked up the rabbit: "Forget it, don't eat it, I'll keep it." Then he slowed down, "Do you have anything else to do? It's okay, I'll go first."
After Sheng Lian finished speaking, he went out, crossed the entrance, opened the door, raised his eyes, and saw that Ji Jiuyou, who was still sitting on the carpet just now, was standing in front of the door.
Sheng Lian: "..."
Ji Jiuyou pushed open the door and glared at him: "Why are you running?"
Sheng Lian hugged the rabbit into his arms: "You said you want to eat rabbits."
Ji Jiuyou looked at him straight in the eye: "I said I wanted to eat you."
Sheng Lian said sincerely: "Mr. Ji, I'm just an ordinary staff member of the 9th Division. My parents are ordinary human beings. Just let me go. Don't eat rabbits, eat me too, okay? I don't want to be rabbit meat As a side dish, this rabbit probably doesn’t want to be turned into a dish and see me dipped in salad dressing next to it.”
Ji Jiuyou followed him back: "Then what did you look in my clothes when you were standing next to me just now?"
Sheng Lian: "..."
He didn't look at it on purpose, but he couldn't help it. When he stood up with the rabbit in his arms, he glanced at it quietly, thinking that Ji Jiuyou didn't pay attention, but unexpectedly he was caught.
This is a bit embarrassing.
Sheng Lian's skin is thin or thick, the degree of thickness depends entirely on the level of self-expression of the opera soul, obviously did not show it today, he stood dryly with the rabbit in his arms, and after a while, he moved Mama Sheng out to rescue Chang said: "My mother asked me to come on a blind date."
Ji Jiuyou raised his eyebrows, with a dazed look on his unruly face, he said deliberately: "I almost forgot about it."
Sheng Lian raised his eyes: "Then is the appointment still?"
Ji Jiuyou smiled: "Appointment."
Sheng Lian got off the donkey along the slope: "My car is at the door, where are we going?"
Ji Jiuyou: "Underworld."
Sheng Lian: "?"
Ji Jiuyou: "Today is the Nether Hell Festival."
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