believe your evil

Sheng Lian had a dream.

Still behind the wooden curtain of the high wall.

But this time he did not instruct Xiao Huangshi, and there was no official document in front of him, but a cardboard box.

There seemed to be something alive in the cardboard box. The box trembled and moved, and the lid was quickly pushed open, revealing a pair of big red eyes.

Sheng Lian removed the lid of the box, and was surprised to find that there was actually a rabbit inside.

The fur on the rabbit's body was snow-white, but its four paws were red, and it had no tail. A pink bow was tied on its head. It squatted in the box very aggrieved, with a sad look.

Sheng Lian carried the little rabbit out, only to find a piece of paper at the bottom of the river, and when he picked it up, there were a few lines of familiar handwriting on the paper, which read, "It's called Xiaoguaiguai."

Sheng Lian twitched the corners of his mouth. If he admits it right, this rabbit is a man-eating rabbit, one of the monsters in the Demon Locking Tower. Such a fierce monster is matched with the name Xiaoguai, and the person who gave the gift is probably not right for the name "Little Guaiguai". What is the misunderstanding of the name.

And Sheng Lian soon discovered that these five characters were written by the same person as the handwriting of the cross yellow poem last time.

Sheng Lianmo is silent, even if he has been a virgin for 22 years, it doesn't prevent him from comprehending this - isn't it because someone is chasing him?

At this moment, the rabbit in his arms suddenly bit him and jumped to the ground. Sheng Lian gasped, looked at the blood marks on his arm, and then at the red-clawed monster rabbit on the ground.

One person and one rabbit just looked at each other.

After a while, Sheng Lian moved. He bent down and hugged the rabbit again, hugged the rabbit in his arms and smoothed the hair, then bared his teeth, and said slowly: "Little boy, do you like stewed in oil, or do you like it?" Steamed? Or braised in soy sauce is also good, hehehehehe..."

Then, Sheng Lian was woken up by his evil laugh in the dream.

When Sheng Lian woke up, he thought he was at home, squinted his eyes and got off the bed in a daze, walked to the window habitually, opened the curtains, there was no sunlight, and the windows were filled with car lights, street lights and billboards. color.

He froze for a moment, looked out the window, blinked, and wondered where he was?

Then I turned my head and scanned the room, and found that it was a hotel suite. After being stunned for half a second, I didn't realize that I was on a business trip. I subconsciously covered my buttocks, and found a script of a novel about "drunken sex" that I had read in college. , Suddenly it didn't feel right again, what was he doing covering his buttocks, and silently raised his hands to the front.

A few seconds later, he finally remembered that he was here to escort the rabbit monster Awan, but he was so seasick that he probably passed out and couldn't remember the rest of it in pieces.

Thinking that he was on a business trip this time, Sheng Lian raised his hand and patted his forehead. How could he pass out from seasickness!

Did he come back from the Netherworld after being escorted?

But when he turned his head and looked out of the window, Sheng Lian suddenly felt that something was wrong. The city’s busy traffic and elevated high-rise buildings were no different from what he remembered, but the huge billboard standing high on the top of the building not far away actually read "Jiuyou Real Estate ".

???

Hasn't the cemetery under Jiuyou Group always been the business of Jiuyou Funeral?When did you come out alone and become Jiuyou Real Estate?

Until Sheng Lian lowered his head and saw "Youming International Hotel" on the hotel note on the coffee table.

Sheng Lian: "!!!"

This is the netherworld?

Sheng Lian was like a country bumpkin entering the city, he leaned against the floor-to-ceiling glass and saw the night scene clearly before his eyes.

He found that this place is exactly the same as the human world, the neighborhoods, driveways, elevated roads, buildings, shopping malls, and even the traffic flow on the elevated roads are all the same.

Although I once heard colleagues mention that the current development of the Nether World is in line with the human world, but hearing about it and seeing it are two different things. Witnessing the development of the initial stage of socialism in the Nether World, Sheng Lian only has two words in his mind: shit.

What the fuck?

What the hell!

Sheng Lian looked left and right in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. It took him a long time to realize that he was on a business trip, and he had to find Ji Jiuyou.

But I fumbled around but couldn’t find my mobile phone. I searched around the room and found a mobile phone on the bedside table. The brand was "Bliss", which was very similar to Apple's style. After I clicked on it, I saw a The name that has already been saved is written——

"President Ji, a blind date who loves vegetarianism."

Sheng Lian: "..." Does the boss know his position on his side?

But the words "vegetarian" still caught Sheng Lian's eyes. He always felt that Ji Jiuyou was deliberately reminding him of something.

Before making a call, Sheng Lian wanted to see the difference between the number in the underworld and the number in the human world. When he clicked on it, he found that it was also eleven digits, but the number turned out to be "99999999999".

"..."

Sheng Lian almost knelt down to the supreme and invincible eleven-digit phone number, and Xin said that the boss is the boss.

Then check the number of your mobile phone, "00000000000".

Sheng Lian: "..." Like a row of neatly arranged cabbage.

The boss is really well-intentioned, and his life is as long as the sky.

Sheng Lian dialed the phone, and it was connected quickly. Ji Jiuyou's casual voice came from the other end: "Are you awake?"

Sheng Lian: "Well, I'm sorry, I'm very seasick," and he took the lead in caring about the official business, "Where's Ah Wan?" He remembered Mr. Cui mentioned that after passing the security check, there would be 9 civil servants from the Netherworld. After being taken away by someone, Sheng Lian was completely dizzy, and he didn't see anything at the security check in Youming.

Ji Jiuyou said: "It has already been escorted away."

Because Mr. Cui told you to listen to Ji Jiuyou when you came to Youming, Sheng Lian asked: "Then what else do I need to do?"

Ji Jiuyou smiled, "Come down to eat."

Sheng Lian: "Huh?"

Ji Jiuyou: "What you need to do now is come to the restaurant for dinner."

Because of the social development process in which the nether world is stepping into the human world, Sheng Lian hardly notices any inconvenience in getting in and out.

He took his room card and mobile phone and went out, went down the elevator to the restaurant floor, and found Ji Jiuyou who was drinking tea alone in the revolving restaurant.

When he saw the familiar handsome figure from a distance, Sheng Lian didn't pay much attention. When he got closer, he realized that Ji Jiuyou had changed into a shirt made of cotton and linen. The collar was loosely attached to his throat, and his Adam's apple appeared Sexy as abstinent, her skin color is already fair, but against the backdrop of the lights and black clothes, her facial features are even more handsome and upright.

It's just that there is a sinister smile on the lips, which makes the temperament a bit biased. If you don't look carefully, it is Mr. Ji, the president of Jiuyou Group, who has a prosperous and beautiful face. If you take a closer look, he is probably a cynical kid from a rich family.

Sheng Lian swallowed silently and sat down, Ji Jiuyou turned his head, as if he had just discovered him, and said slowly, "Order what you want."

Sheng Lian thought for a while, like a bumpkin, and asked in a low voice: "Can I eat things from Youming?"

Ji Jiuyou looked at him with obsidian-like eyes: "Why, do you want me to have someone offer you a memorial tablet in the human world and a table full of Chinese people?"

Sheng Lian understood that it was edible.

Since he can eat, Sheng Lian is not polite at all. He and Ji Jiuyou have thought about a kiss, and he has figured out some ways of Ji Daji. He is the most typical domineering president, with more money and less talk. Even if you eat with him, choose the expensive one, anyway, he never looks at the price, oh no, it's not that he doesn't look at it, he doesn't need to look at it, maybe this hotel is owned by a big boss.

Sheng Lian took the menu and ordered a table of dishes, all of which were meat.

The waiter finally asked Sheng Lian with a smile on his face, "Do you still need it, sir?"

Sheng Lian thought for a while: "Then give me another roasted rabbit meat, sprinkle more five-spice powder and cumin, and serve it when it's oily."

Waiter: "Okay, sir."

Sheng Lian finished ordering, went to look at Ji Jiuyou, and said intentionally, "Hey, I'm sorry, I ordered meat, I forgot to ask what you want to eat."

Ji Jiuyou also smiled slightly, and said to the waiter: "Refill the tea, and give me a plate of salad, no vegetables, just cabbage."

Waiter: "Okay, sir."

Sheng Lian: "..."

As soon as the waiter left, Ji Jiuyou chatted with Sheng Lian with great interest.

He came up and said, "I have a good appetite for ordering so much meat," and asked, "Why do you want to eat roasted rabbit meat?"

Ji Jiuyou could ask Sheng Lian why he wanted to eat meat so much, but Sheng Lian didn't have the guts to ask the boss why he only ordered a cabbage salad. A layer of goose bumps appeared on his arm under his uniform, and it was still a little cold. It was as if the salad had squeezed on top of him.

Sheng Lianqiang maintained his calm face, and slowly said: "Because I just had a dream of being bitten by a rabbit."

Ji Jiuyou raised his eyebrows: "Oh? If he bites you, you want to eat it?" After a pause, he stretched out his arm towards Sheng Lian, pulled up half of his sleeve, and said with a joke, "Then come and bite me quickly." , I’d better find a reason to eat you sooner.”

This analogy joke really doesn't seem like it at all, it's just an embarrassing chat.

Sheng Lian raised his eyes and looked over Ji Jiuyou's shoulder: "Mr. Ji! Your salad is here!"

But Ji Jiuyou didn't accept Sheng Lian's troubles, and retracted his arms and propped his chin on the armrest, with a smile hanging from his mouth: "If I knew it, I would just let him serve a salad."

Under the domineering president's smile, Sheng Lian silently shut his mouth.

The food in Netherworld is almost exactly the same as that in the human world, and the taste is also very good. Sheng Lian ate his last bite of rabbit meat and burped hard. Cover your lips with your hand, covering the beating.

As a result, the thoughtful waiter came over to deliver water and tissues, and asked Ji Jiuyou with a small smile, "Is Mr. Gui pregnant?"

When Sheng Lian was in college, he and Shen Ma often followed a bunch of boys for gags. It wasn't long before he stepped out of college, but when he heard the waiter's words, he subconsciously replied, "Yes, it's been three months."

Suddenly shut his mouth, he thought in astonishment, wait, no, what kind of scene is he doing in front of Ji Jiuyou when he's full?

Ji Jiuyou glanced at Sheng Lian with a smile, then turned to the waiter, and acquiesced knowing the rules of the world.

The waiter immediately said: "Ah, that's really congratulations to you two." Then he complimented, "Sir, your husband looks very prosperous, I think he will definitely give birth to a daughter for you."

Sheng Lian: "??????" Where is the 'I am very prosperous, I have a daughter' written on his face?

And listening to the feeling in these words, why is it that giving birth to a daughter in the Netherworld is like giving birth to a fat boy in the human world? Is it still patriarchal?

Sheng Lian was right. The Netherworld does prefer girls, but it's just a preference. Everyone generally likes girls, and they all think that if a little devil is born, the whole family will be turned upside down.

Sheng Lian was probably fed up with rabbit meat, and his attention was all on having boys and girls for a while. When he followed Ji Jiuyou out of the hotel in a daze, and the cold wind blew on the street, he suddenly woke up——

Wait, no, he is obviously a man, which eye of the waiter can see that he has the conditions to have a child?

When he came back to his senses, Ji Jiuyou had already leisurely led him around the street.

It felt as if he was really Mrs. Vanves, who was three months pregnant, being led on the road by her husband.

Sheng Lian's eyes fell on Ji Jiuyou's face beside him.

Ji Jiuyou looked back and smiled at him, seeming to know what he was wondering about, and explained: "You Ming just passed the 'same-sex marriage law' last month."

Sheng Lian said silently: "The Nether Realm is ahead of the socialist countries in terms of marriage law and birth law." After a pause, "Did it pass last month?" Curious, "Did you vote to pass it?"

Ji Jiuyou looked back, looked at the front of the road, and said lightly: "No vote."

Sheng Lian: "Then how did it pass? Amend the constitution?"

Ji Jiuyou: "It's about the same. One vote to deny, or one vote to pass."

Although the nether world looks no different from the human world, Sheng Lian is new here, and he doesn't know what the laws and regulations are here, but it's strange to hear that there is one vote to deny and one vote to pass.

How does it feel like the cruelty of a monarchy?

Sheng Lian blurted out: "Isn't there still such a monarchy as the emperor here?"

Ji Jiuyou took his hand and hissed lightly. Sheng Lian realized that this place was on the main road, so he quickly fell silent.

He raised his eyebrows and suppressed his voice: "Really?"

Ji Jiuyou looked at him: "It's about the same, but it's not the emperor, it's the devil."

Sheng Lian found it a little inconceivable that a country with socialist core values ​​should have a great demon king who is unanimous over ten thousand people?

So the big devil passed the gay law?

Sheng Lian sighed silently, this is probably not the Great Demon King, but the Great Demon Foundation.