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It sucks.

Zhang Deng woke up from a short nap, took the lunch box Zhou You handed her, took off the black mask on his face, and prepared to eat.

A person in the front seat took out his feet and put them in front of the seat to dry, which made the surrounding people very uncomfortable.

He raised his hand and looked at his watch, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.There are still four and 10 minutes before the plane arrives in Hong Kong.Zhang Deng opened the box, put the buns and cakes aside, and took out the staple food box.

Beef pasta and potato salad, barely passable.

Zhang Deng frowned at the stinky feet of the person in the front seat, and couldn't eat it.He had no choice but to raise his hand to greet the stewardess in the distance: "Excuse me, can I have a glass of apple juice?"

The flight attendant who came over also sneezed from the stinky feet, and splashed apple juice on the barefooted middle-aged man with a shaking hand.The middle-aged man was suddenly awakened by the cold juice, and shouted loudly: "What the hell? What are you doing?"

The stewardess hurriedly handed two glasses of apple juice to Zhou You, apologized and said, "I'm so sorry, sir, do you want a towel? Wipe it for you."

"I didn't bring a change of clothes! The air conditioner on the plane is so cold that it would freeze me to death, what are you doing!"

"Then do you want to change clothes or get a blanket?" the stewardess asked nicely.

"Change first. Let's talk when we land." The middle-aged man snorted and followed the flight attendant to the front of the cabin.

Zhang Deng just felt terrible.

At this moment, he should not be eating silently with his boss in the stinky cabin, but should be with Liu Bai who might be able to get closer to him.

It's good to do anything together, even scratching and creaking.

The scene after he got drunk was still circling in his mind, and he didn't have the heart to accompany Zhou You to meet some strange people in Hong Kong.

Especially now that Zhou You has completely become a magic stick, no, he suffers from the Second Second Child Disease, there is a bandage wrapped around his left hand, and a talisman is drawn, and he doesn't know what to do, it looks terrible.

She didn't seem to care (pretend) at all. She ate everything in the lunch box, drank the apple juice in one gulp, burped loudly, and stretched.

Zhang Deng finished his noodles and salad in a dull manner, put down the dessert, and pushed the two boxes to the flight attendant who came to collect the lunch box, while he picked up the newspaper in front of him to read gossip.

He doesn't understand Hong Kong, and the headlines of Hong Kong newspapers have a strong Cantonese-style Chinese flavor. Among the piles of "Hainan secret meeting to fight to the end, xx and xxx are deep in the palace", "xx flies to Great Britain, wife's golden wedding is not accompanied by anyone" Struggled for a long time.Seeing that he was really boring, Zhou You took the initiative to say, "Zhang Deng, would you like to introduce my master to you?"

Zhang Deng put down the newspaper.

That feeling is good.

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Huang Yunfei, the founder of Nine Lives, and the person who closed the door.

According to him, he was born in the Northeast, and he has been a person who likes to talk crazy since he was a child.Huang Yunfei's health was not good when he was a child, and he was raised by a fool at home.

When he was 15 years old, he went crazy and asked his family to buy poles, incense burners, canvases, good spices, and asked his parents to cook a table of good food. He called a crazy woman who asked God to make it thing.

The parents were taken aback, thinking that there was a fairy in their family?Do you want to see a doctor and tell your fortune in the future?He didn't dare to talk nonsense, for fear of offending the immortals around Huang Yunfei.

But the sorceress took the order and frowned after she finished.Ask him which way he invited?Why aren't they the fairies around?

Taoism pays attention to the five immortals, gods, earth, humans and ghosts, and the culture of the five great masters in the Northeast is prevalent. Generally, many earth immortals from the fox, yellow, white, willow and gray family will be invited to the entrance.But after the invitation was over, the Taoism and deeds that came were very special, and the witch's wisdom eyes couldn't see through, and she panicked, so she became suspicious, was she going out of the way, or was she going to do something else?

Huang Yunfei gave her a sum of money for a meal, waved his sleeves, and sat down with the invited fairies.He didn't mention the titles and nicknames of the immortals, but used some insider words, and the names of friends were changing cups and cups. The scene was so weird that his parents didn't even dare to move.

After eating and drinking, everything was done, Huang Yunfei was still talking with a fairy late at night.The parents didn't dare to make any noise, so they had to knock on the door three times to remind them that the third watch had arrived.

Huang Yunfei said goodbye to a male voice, and when he went out, he complained to his parents that his old friend hadn't seen him for a long time, and he finally had time to spare today, why did he drive people back so quickly.His parents asked him who his old friend was.Huang Yunfei knew that his parents might not be able to understand, so he gave a universal name, King Xue Wang.

When Zhang Deng heard it, he said, this is still a big man.

His parents thought that he might already be an earth fairy, and they were terrified, but Huang Yunfei gradually returned to his original life, eating, drinking, and drinking madly.

What's even more strange is that after this series of disturbances, he didn't seem to be very active in seeing doctors and telling fortunes.After reaching the age of 26, he traveled around the world.He went to various cities and various sects to be a short-term disciple, and was spotted by Taoists, and he left after studying for a year or two.In this way, more than ten or twenty years have passed, and after coming to Hong Kong, he began his resident career.

Disciple Zhou You is just a heretic, not counting the pedigree of the sect.After accepting Zhou You, he didn't reveal too much about his past, probably his experience was not something worthy of praise in his opinion, at most he took his apprentice and looked around.

Zhang Deng felt strange, so he turned on the small computer on the back of the front seat and checked the name Zhou You mentioned.

He didn't know if he didn't search, but he was so scared that he dropped his phone to the ground immediately, almost calling the flight attendant.

"Zhou You, you, master's best friend, are you the King of Hades?!" Zhang Deng exaggeratedly approached Zhou You's ear, yelling.

Zhou You showed him a face of "I'm surprised too" and said, "I was also shocked at the time. But, if you believe in the words of a quack like him, you will lose. I suspect that he is a He's a real boy, but I haven't heard him say that he was a substitute. Now it seems that he should be a precocious debut fairy."

Zhang Deng turned on the computer on the seat and continued to inquire.

So it seems that Huang Yunfei is still a very powerful fairy?Zhang Deng looked at the encyclopedia on his mobile phone as if playing, and couldn't help but pick his mouth.

Ghost, a standard magic stick, of course he has to gossip about to show that he has a lot of background.

The problem is that Huang Yunfei didn't make any outstanding contributions, so he wouldn't really believe it.

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Hong Kong.

It is a strange city with unique geomantic omen, full of seductiveness and demons dancing wildly.Not only ghosts and gods, people are more like demons in it, scattered in the streets and alleys, supporting the brilliant neon light above their heads from the dark.

After getting out of the airport, I bought a ticket and got on the purple double-decker bus. I traveled to Hong Kong at night, and I could see Lin Lang from the desolation.Surrounded by mountains and rivers for 10 minutes, the high-rise buildings in Tsim Sha Tsui are in front of you.

Like a huge flashing curtain wall on all four sides, a column, flashing in the sky the promise of never setting sun.Zhang Deng stared at them closely in the cold wind, feeling as if he had come to another world.

"I'm starving, I'm starving!" Zhou You yelled beside him, it was only over an hour ago that she ate, but she was already so hungry, she yelled to go to the night market to eat.

"Is there a night market at night?" Zhang Deng asked her.

"Yes! Not only that, we also have to go to the night market to find someone."

"Who?" Zhang Deng faintly felt something was wrong.

"My cheap master!" Zhou Youyun said lightly.

The two arrived at the hotel, took the narrow elevator to the main (small) hall of the hotel on the eighth floor, and went straight to the sixteenth floor after registering and receiving the key card.Opposite, single room, no morning and evening, stay for two days.

The chief designer of the hotel probably thought of the problem of insufficient space utilization, so he built the shower booth in the room, an opaque glass cover, and shared a lamp with the outside.The entire room does not exceed ten square meters, and it is a little difficult to stretch your arms, but it is enough for a short stay.

Both the outer and inner walls are emerald green, and Zhang Deng stared at it for a long time before putting down the bag in his hand.

He suddenly remembered to check the information on his mobile phone, and quickly connected to the WiFi to turn on the Internet.

Twenty messages came, seventeen of which were from Li Li.Is this kid throwing a fit?How to send him a message?Zhang Deng frowned and opened it to look.

As a result, he saw a piece of breaking news.Li Li wept and sobbed (the ghost knows how he expressed it in words), and told Zhang Deng that he had exposed his real body in front of Zhou You, but the other party got angry and completely ignored him, the phone was turned off, the office was closed, and the world disappeared. average.

Zhang Deng rolled his eyes, mother, why haven't you little lovers been honest with each other yet?Li Li is also true, the elders can't handle this matter, so he sent a few voice messages over, asking him to consider how to explain it better when Zhou You returned to Binhai from Hong Kong.

The remaining three are Liu Bai's.He thought about it, and looked forward to it.

Where are you?

Have you been to Hong Kong?

Don't go, come back quickly! !

He has never talked to himself in this tone, no matter how arrogant he is, he just puts a period.Zhang Deng was in a bad mood, and immediately sent a message to ask what was wrong.

But at this moment, Zhou You knocked on his door: "Leave the lights! Go eat!"

He had no choice but to take his mobile phone, take out his wallet and go out quickly.There was no WiFi in the elevator, so he stared at his phone anxiously.Zhou You glanced at him, and whistled: "Is it that little boy?"

"What a silly face...it's my friend Liu Bai!" Zhang Deng replied to her.

Zhou You raised his eyebrows, then looked at him again: "Are you in a hurry?"

Zhang Deng frowned and nodded.

"Then go buy a phone card first. There is a sales point opposite Cuihua Restaurant." She walked out of the elevator shaft and went straight to the small shop opposite.Zhang Deng rushed out immediately after seeing it, ignoring her asking "what do you want to eat" behind her back.

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By the time Zhang Deng and Momojiji's boss finished their business, Zhou You had already finished a plate of fried egg and beef rice, and was eating piglet buns, almost crying.

Is it so delicious?Zhang Deng quickly removed the SIM card and installed a local SIM card in his mobile phone, but his eyes focused on the plate of rice in front of him.

"For Li (you), Hailan (Nan) gi (chicken) rice is also delicious." Zhou You stuffed the last bite of piglet bun into his mouth, and picked up the pineapple oil next to it.

"Thank you then..." Zhang Deng took a look, and there was a plate of sauce and three side dishes on the side of the chicken, and he could only recognize one of the side dishes.

At this time, he also felt that he was a little hungry, so he poured some sauce and side dishes on the rice, and he didn't forget to put the phone card in his other hand.

When he turned on the phone and dialed the phone number, a mouthful of rice was already in his mouth.

The rice is Thai basmati rice, which is very chewy and has a unique fragrance.The chicken with the sauce also seems to bring a unique tropical style, refreshing and mellow, and the meat is very juicy.The phone is still dialing here, but his mouth can't stop.

"Hello?" The phone was picked up.

"Hello? Is Liu Bai? What happened?" Zhang Deng quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, making a swallowing sound that only he could hear.

"You are already in Hong Kong?" Liu Bai's voice was full of panic. He had never panicked before, even in bed, he was not helpless.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Deng asked again, and stuffed a spoonful of rice into his mouth.

The other end of the phone was quiet for a few seconds before he said, "When are you coming back?"

"Probably the plane on Saturday morning. Is it Boss Zhou?"

Zhou You was sipping mandarin duck milk tea opposite him, and the old way nodded.

"Saturday...that's okay. Anyway, don't come back early, especially on Friday." He suppressed his panic, but his tone was still a little hasty.

Zhang Deng didn't understand what was going on, and always felt that he was insinuating: "What will happen on Friday? What are you doing? Liu Bai?"

"You won't believe me when I tell you, anyway, you don't come back on Friday, absolutely!"

Zhou You stunned with false eyelashes, still sucking milk tea.

She felt that the emotional life of her little employee was also very funny, which was comparable to hers.One side is desperately asking why, and the other side is desperately saying no why.Not why is for what, for what can not be said.It's like that unlucky rabbit in my family who has been refusing to confess to herself, but has dug out her heart completely. If she is not angry, she will be a ghost.

She didn't wait for Zhang Deng and Xiaobailian to finish talking, and a ticket was slapped on the table: "Check out!" She went straight out of the store regardless of the change.

She has to go to her master and needs him to solve a big problem.

Zhang Deng put down the phone in a bewildered manner behind him, and followed up in a futile manner.Zhou You had visited a MAC counter, an Apple store, and a KIKO store during the time he continued to ask. KIKO was holding an event, she desperately fished lipsticks from the shelves as if she didn't need money, and took a lot of beauty products before heading to the busiest area of ​​the night market.

There are all kinds of small signs everywhere, lending money, beauty treatment, bone setting, missionary work, and interest classes.There are also new and old tea restaurants, all of which are shining above her head.

There were a lot of people on the road that day, and she was sweating all over while walking, and the plastic bag she was holding was also sweating profusely, which made her a little unhappy.

But this unhappiness turned into a hearty laugh after a few seconds.

"What do you want me to do? Are you smiling? Laughing at your mother? If you have the ability to get your ancestor's horoscope, I will count the [-]th generation of your ancestor's grave, okay? Get your dead man's horoscope for me What are you doing wild? Don’t you look down on me? I can’t believe you are using your dick to wash your brains, fuck it!”

[What the hell did you bring to me?dare you laugh?Are you laughing at your old mother?If you have the ability, take your ancestor's birth date, let me count for you who is the hero who digs the grave, okay?Give me a dead man's horoscope?You look down on me?I think flat your dick let your toothbrush into the mug for the rest of your life? 】

A hundred paces away, an old man in a cap overturned the stall angrily, stood up, crumpled a piece of paper, and threw it at the person opposite.

That's right, the person who will blow up his stall is Zhou You's master, Huang Yunfei, the magic stick of the Nine Lives School.