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Zhang Deng and Liu Bai walked side by side and walked to the subway station.

Liu Bai kept looking down at his phone, not knowing what he was doing, and his hands were fast.Zhang Deng glanced at it several times, but he couldn't match the opponent's speed, so he honestly gave up.

Zhang Deng has a habit of trying to adjust his steps to the frequency of the other person when walking beside them.He took one step, two steps, three, four, five, six, seven, eight steps.

Liu Bai: "You... are so annoying."

Zhang Deng was greatly shocked in his heart.

My friend, aren't you a fan?How come the reaction is so cold?Still annoying?

Zhang Deng's heart was still in the wind, and Liu Bai had already turned around on the elevator going down.

He put the mobile phone in front of Zhang Deng: "Here."

what?One side of Zhang Deng's eyebrows almost went up to the sky. He stretched his head over and saw the interface for applying to add friends.

"Add friends. Don't you want it?" After speaking, Liu Bai made a gesture to put the phone back.

"Hey no no no, Jiajiajia." Zhang Deng immediately took the phone, searched for his own number, and clicked Add.

Soon, there was a white-haired profile picture in Zhang Deng's list.Click in to see the other party's space, all of which are important information that needs to be informed to the public, such as moving or changing jobs, there is nothing routine.The signature is also very common work information, and Liu Bai's hobbies cannot be seen.

"Don't look at it, there's nothing to see." Liu Bai found that Zhang Deng was looking at his own profile, and was a little unhappy, so he twitched his lips.

Zhang Deng nodded, and cast another meaningful look over.Emotionally, this one is still a little bit arrogant.

No, Tsundere isn't considered, it should be considered Lengjiao.Liu Bai had a lot of expressions on his face, but he didn't smile very much. He seemed to be thinking about something all the time, and when Zhang Deng looked at him, he looked away.

Just like when we met, Zhang Deng could feel something in his eyes, he couldn't explain clearly, but he could see it all.It may be said that it is bright and sharp, but it is full of emotion.

Just wait, one day I will get your words out.

Zhang Deng waved his hand slightly, and bid farewell to Liu Bai who was standing next.The other party looked up at him, thought for a while, and said, "Take care of yourself," before turning his head back to the underground platform.

It's really awkward, I obviously want to care about the other party, but I still have to hold back.Zhang Deng wanted to laugh a little, and took out his mobile phone to check the address of Maoca.

After walking for 10 minutes under the scorching sun, he finally saw a shop with a light pink atmosphere on the side of the street.

Zhang Deng felt the call of the cute thing when he was far away. He took out a small can of catnip from his backpack, and generously opened the door: "Darlings, daddy is here!"

A group of people seemed to be mentally retarded.

He didn't expect the room to be so quiet. He stared "Hmm..." for a while, then unscrewed the lid and took out a small handful of catnip and sprinkled it into the cat's food bowl.All of a sudden, black, white, yellow, and gray cats rushed over and rushed towards Zhang Deng.

"Hey, slow down, little cutie."

"Don't worry, there are many more!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!! My mother's fat cat stepped on my balls!"

He pushed down an orange cat sitting on his face, and the fat cat let out a very unpleasant "meow".

Upon closer inspection, there was a huge, gray and white cat lying on his stomach.

It is very big, if you stand up, you can be half as tall as a person.

Zhang Deng was startled, and almost dropped the catnip in his hand.The big cat squeezed its throat and let out a "meow", and rubbed its big face against Zhang Deng's chest.

"Hey, don't rub! Hey! My chest is very sensitive... hiss!"

It took a lot of effort for Zhang Deng to cover the catnip and pick up the huge cat on his waist at the same time.The big cat seems to like the smell of Zhang Deng very much, and will "meow" once in a while, and "meow" again after a while.

The cats ran away in twos and threes, and the waiter who was watching the theater came over and said politely: "Sir, we don't allow guests to bring catnip for themselves, can you please give me the catnip?"

Before Zhang Deng could recover, the catnip in his hand had disappeared.The big cat hanging on his waist was not attracted, but pawed at him.

"Mianmian is a Maine Coon cat in our family. It is already very big. Please be careful when making out with him. He hasn't cut his nails for a while."

As he said that, Zhang Deng received a scratch on his waist.

"………………………………………………OK, all right."

Zhang Deng tried his best to restrain himself from screaming, and squeezed a very ugly smile on his face.He lifted Mian Mian to his shoulders forcefully, making him lie still on his stomach.Only then did he remember the purpose of his trip, to find Zhou You.

"Zhang Deng!" Someone in the distance waved at him.

With a smirk on his face, Zhou You said, "Why, did you fall into the cat's nest? Do you like cats so much?"

Zhang Deng scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm laughing at this. I don't usually get in touch with so many cats, and I'm fascinated by ghosts all at once."

Hmm... the word obsessed doesn't seem to be the right word.Zhang Deng tossed and savored what he had just said, feeling that it was always boring, Zhou You had already pushed over a cup of Matcha Frappuccino.

"Drink? Let's talk while drinking."

There was a lump of cat hanging on Zhang Deng's shoulder, and it was so hot that it was so hot, he grabbed it and sucked it violently with a nod.The Maine Coon cat lay lazily on his shoulder, rubbing his head from time to time.

"Zhou You, I've been seeing ghosts lately. What do you think is going on?" Zhang Deng pulled Mi Mian who was about to fall off his shoulder, and said with a sad face.

Zhou You took a sip of latte and said with a smile: "Sure enough, the story you told at the time is true. You can see ghosts because of your yin. Did you encounter something before and was bedridden for several days? "

Zhang Deng nodded his head when he thought of the time when he played games until his soul was out of his body.

"You are probably too weak. Your soul has left your body. You accidentally went to the underworld and saw some things that you shouldn't see now. Although these are common sense for ancient people... But for It might be too shocking for you, by the way, tell me about your birthday, I won't harm you."

Zhang Deng glanced at Zhou You hesitantly.

"If I say no, I won't. When I was apprenticed to the teacher, I cast a mantra, which would cause people to enter the reincarnation of the animal realm." Zhou You waved his hands impatiently.

So Zhang Deng reported to her.Zhou You pinched his fingers to calculate, and felt a little strange: "No, you have a strong horoscope, and it stands to reason that you won't run into so many ghosts when you come back after being in the dark. Did you provoke something?"

Zhang Deng: "No wow, in the end it was a good-looking errand who sent me back. How could there be a kid following me?"

Zhou You: "You didn't provoke any evildoers, did you?"

Zhang Deng: "No wow! I haven't even touched anyone's little hands!"

Zhou You "(suspicious eyes)"

Zhang Deng: "Hey, is my reputation so bad! Anyway, I really didn't provoke anyone! I really haven't in this life!"

Now that we've talked about this, Zhou You will feel sorry for doubting him.She changed the angle and asked: "Then have you given anything to the people below, or taken anything?"

That's it.

Zhang Deng gave the boss of the ghost market a sigh of relief, and how could he be fine if he took a piece of him.

"Yes. The boss of the ghost market and I exchanged a mouthful of yang energy for something." Zhang Deng reached out to dig into his neck, "That's it...huh?"

He pushed away a little distance from the face and scratched his neck hard, but he couldn't catch anything.

The how essence hanging around his neck is gone.

"Huh? Huh huh huh?"

Seeing that he was carrying a fat cat on his shoulder, Zhou You scratched his ears and scratched his head, "Huh" non-stop, and interrupted him helplessly: "Didn't you bring it here?"

Zhang Deng shook his head: "No, it was around my neck when I went out. The rope can't be broken, so I just changed the leather rope."

Zhou You raised one eyebrow and said "oh" thoughtfully.

The face was so heavy that Zhang Deng couldn't bear it, so he lifted him off his neck, separated his legs, and let him stand on his own legs.The big cat was not happy, jumped onto Zhang Deng's lap, hugged his waist, and turned into a cat belt.

Zhang Deng: "..."

Zhou You: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Mian Mian: "Meow! (I just like to lie on your lap, why do you have the ability to bite me? I don't think you dare, hehehe)"

All the female cats who took a fancy to Zhang Deng thought silently in their hearts, this fat cat is too shameless.

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After thinking for a while, Zhou You handed Zhang Deng a pack of tissues to wipe the sweat off his head (it was hot), and said to him: "You don't need to look for it anymore, it probably fell somewhere, and I'll take a look along the road later. I called Master and told about the recent situation, Qian Jia's grandmother came to see me, and wanted to ask my granddaughter what to do next."

"Everyone is dead, isn't that just burning and burying? Just go through the necessary procedures." Zhang Deng said.

Zhou You blinked: "That's right. But Qian Jia died in vain, and it's not an ordinary way of death. My grandma just wanted to ask if there is anything special about it."

Zhou You looked at Zhang Deng's expression and said, "Don't you believe it?"

Mianmian wrapped around Zhang Deng's waist let out a "meow".

Zhang Deng, who has received atheism education for more than 20 years, naturally does not believe it subconsciously.

Before accidentally entering the game, he could still use theories such as network electronic flow to make up for it, go under the sun and hit ghosts, he has always found it inconceivable.

Maybe... it was because I was too weak and had hallucinations.He would think so occasionally, although the experience was a bit too bizarre, his little brain would never have imagined it.

"Are these... all true?" He asked again.

Zhou You took out the IPAD from his bag and connected it to Maoca's wireless: "Believe it or not. It is reasonable to say that unbelievers will not be able to meet them. I don't understand what evil you have done. It's unlucky to be like this."

Zhang Deng also wanted to know what crime he had committed.

I thought that Zhou You would take out her mobile phone to call her master later, but unexpectedly, she opened QQ, clicked on someone, and started a video call.

"Master, it's me. Then what, is it convenient for you to talk now?" Zhou You casually picked up a passing English short, put it on his lap, and started to masturbate.

Ying Duan and Zhang Deng were very confused and looked at Zhou You.

In the video, there is a vaguely sloppy middle-aged and elderly man with a gray beard, who can be regarded as an uncle, sitting and drinking in a relatively dim environment.

"It's okay, you go ahead." He stroked his thin beard.

Zhou You briefly told her master about meeting Fei Touman.

"Where are you? Why are there so many cats?" Zhou You's master asked, "So, you go and send the rest of Feitouman's tissue today, it's best to pack it in a vacuum, but it shouldn't matter... ...and post the two ghost-suppressing charms I drew for you earlier."

"Flying Man's head is deflated into an inflatable doll, so I'll send it to you directly." Zhou You held up his mobile phone and showed Master the Flying Man he took, "It's no different from a toy. By the way, Master, I have another question." .”

"Say something quickly." Her master urged impatiently.

Zhou You pulled Zhang Deng past him: "This kid has been in the dark by accident recently, and he keeps running into ghosts all the time. Let's see if he's messed with something?"

Her master moved her face closer to the screen and took a closer look: "It's not bad, tell me your birthday."

So Zhou You reported Zhang Deng's horoscope to her master.Like Zhou You, Master also pinched his fingers to make the calculation, then thought for a while, then raised his head to take a closer look at Zhang Deng's appearance.

"You boy..." The master hesitated to speak, and then stopped, "Tsk tsk tsk..."

What the hell is the old guy trying to say?Zhang Deng couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"It's all fate. If you want to blame it, you can only blame the person who wrote the fate in the sky. Young man, it is better to think about how to solve it, instead of thinking about running away. Believe it or not, it's the same. You will know how to deal with it in five years." You can live with ups and downs, but in reality it’s okay, but it’s easy to recruit ghosts. Fortunately, there are noble people who will help you. Hey, your peach blossoms just happen to appear with noble people. Anyway, seize the opportunity, don’t do stupid things, you You won’t be able to make a lot of money in your life, but your partner will be quite rich.”

Zhou You cast a look at Zhang Deng, who looked at the little boy, and the latter was not polite, and cast his eyes away.

"But this is not necessarily true. After all, the future will change. People's facial features are always changing, so I can only tell for a while. Oh, by the way, did you lose something today? Don't worry, it's because it's shy and should come out It will come out in time."

Zhou You wanted to say a few more words, but heard a delicate call: "Master Huang, why are you still not well~"

Master Huang immediately changed his face: "Hey Qianqian, I'm fine, I'll come to accompany you as soon as I'm fine~"

Then he hung up the phone.

Zhang Deng: "..."

Zhou You: "..."

Zhang Deng: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Zhou You: "Okay, okay." After she finished speaking, she quickly put away the embarrassing tablet.

Zhang Deng got up and walked behind Maoca, preparing to go to the bathroom.Master Huang's words seemed to tell him something, but he didn't seem to say anything.His mind was muddled, and he wanted to go to the toilet to wash his face soberly.

There are five pits in Maoca's toilet. Unfortunately, the urinal was broken, and a small sign was put up on it: The sewer is blocked, please use the toilet.The crooked handwriting looks very old.

Zhang Deng looked at the toilet cubicle with mahogany stickers, sighed, opened the door and went in.

Unfortunately, he didn't control the strength of the zipper on his trousers, and accidentally pulled it to an indescribable extent, which made him bark like a dog in pain.

When he relieved, he was still thinking about Master Huang's words.

He didn't notice any changes in the surrounding situation.The cat cafe's bathroom has not been renovated, but still uses the ready-made decoration of the previous store.The lights dimmed slowly, and stains began to appear on the floral wallpaper on the wall.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door of Zhang Deng's compartment.

"Someone, go to the next door." Zhang Deng replied without looking up.

The other party ignored it and kept knocking on the door.

"Okay, okay, can you wait until I finish using the toilet?" Zhang Deng wiped it casually with toilet paper, zipped up his trousers, and turned around.

But when he turned around, he froze on the spot in fright.

Above the cubicle, Qian Jia's head was resting on the door panel, looking down at him with her mouth open.

A thick layer of cold sweat suddenly appeared on his back, he didn't dare to move, he could only stare at that head.

Suddenly, Qian Jia's head moved forward and fell into the compartment, directly hitting the tiles at Zhang Deng's feet, making a depressing sound.