today for you

In summer, the light is very early, and it is already bright and bright before the window is opened.Logically speaking, this time is a good time to go to court, but as early as the first half of this year, I postponed the time to go to court by an hour.The change of the time is not random. Based on the addresses and travel time of the ministers received, I took an average value. It will not be too early. If you live far away, you will have to get up in the middle of the night, and it will not be too late. , It was late until halfway through the morning and failed to go to court.

In fact, whether you can adjust the morning time mainly depends on your work efficiency.In the previous dynasties, the court was at the time of Mao, to a large extent, because it was not in time to start the day's government at this time. At noon, everyone, including the emperor, would not even think about eating.These days, there is no concept of job refinement. Basically, one person completes everything. When the work is pushed to the next person, because of unclear responsibilities, it is basically necessary to go through it all over again. This is not a big deal. Increased workload?

The newly established secretarial supervisor has greatly refined the division of labor, reduced unnecessary duplication of labor, and reduced the work pressure of officials, thereby achieving the goal of liberating the labor force.The workload has been reduced, and the working hours have been shortened. I thought about it, and the working hours should also be shortened. Anyway, one hour can do the workload of the previous two hours, so why waste unnecessary labor resources by dragging people around?

It is such a good thing to get an extra hour of sleep every day, the Minister of the court is not stupid.Long live the natural mountain, Your Majesty is holy.In the following month, the work enthusiasm of the ministers was high.Seeing them so happy, I silently suppressed the idea of ​​capitalist exploitation that cuts wages when work is cut.Let the ministers be more happy.

So now, I lie on the bed and don't want to move.I should have slept in such a beautiful morning, but I didn't, not at all, feel refreshed after a night's rest.I knew without looking in the mirror that there must be two huge dark circles hanging on my face.

I didn't sleep well last night.After nightfall, I couldn't sleep well due to the constant pain in my lower back.Neither is lying on your back, nor is lying on your stomach.Rolling on the dragon bed all night, the bedding has been stirred into a ball of pickles.Looking at the swaying bed curtain above my head, I couldn't help feeling sad.At a young age, it really fell on the waist.

It's not a problem to just lie down like this, I don't know if it will be more comfortable to get up.I did it as soon as I thought of it, I sighed, and got up on the bed with my waist supported.With such a simple movement, I could even hear the crisp sound from my lumbar spine.The pain in my waist made me stand still and wait until the waves passed before I put my feet on the edge of the bed, put on my shoes, covered my waist with one hand, and supported the edge of the bed with the other, and stood up bit by bit.My lower back was throbbing with pain, and I could not help but hiss.

In fact, just working at a desk can make my waist break so quickly. The problem is that yesterday, when I thought about the troublesome occupational disease that I might suffer from a waist protrusion in the future, I couldn't help but plan ahead.Thinking that it is always useful to move the waist more, I did more than a dozen sets of waist exercises I created myself.However, I overestimated myself too much. As a non-professional, I injured my waist very smoothly.

When I stretched my waist and heard a click, I froze, staggered and fell on the bed with a blue face, and when I was relieved, I dared not move, and hurriedly covered myself with a thin quilt to comfort myself, it’s okay, sleep Just sleep well.Ke Nima hurt me all night!It's over, it's over, this lower back is really broken.There is nothing to love.

As the emperor, when I was sleeping, there was a vigil outside, and I woke up, so I didn't bother to sit back.I simply supported my seriously injured waist and limped towards the outer compartment.

Last night's vigil was Chen Fu's new apprentice, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, very petite in size like a radish.This child was sold into the palace by his conscientious uncle's family since he was a child. He is small and weak, and he hasn't made a good appearance in the palace for almost ten years. Now there are few people in the palace. He is the youngest one. Chen Fu He took pity on him, so he brought him to his side as his grandson.Chen Fu wanted to train him, so he asked me for a favor, asking for a child to do some unimportant work by my side.

I stood next to the low couch with disheveled hair. This kid must have fought tenaciously against sleepiness for a long time last night. Unfortunately, he failed miserably, so he slept soundly in a nondescript position of neither lying down nor sitting up, his face flushed from sleeping.I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of his eyes. Obviously he didn't respond, and I was tired from standing for a long time, so I just reached out and grabbed his shoulder and shook it.

"Futuan, wake up, Futuan" I yelled while shaking.

"Huh?" Fu Tuan hummed twice in a half-dream and half-awake state, rubbing his eye sockets with his hands, struggling to open his narrow eyes.

I was like a cloud of shadows between the palace lantern and him. There was no window in this room, only the light of a small lamp, and the light was very dim.After waking up, Fu Tuan looked at me, and suddenly, as if he had seen a ghost, he screamed in horror, which shocked me.

"Futuan! It's me!" I yelled loudly.

Futuan froze for a moment, his squinted eyes turned into phoenix eyes, but he reacted very quickly, plopped and knelt on the ground: "Damn this servant, you have disturbed the emperor!" I saw beads of sweat on his forehead, The body trembled into a ball.

I wouldn't deliberately scare the children, and my back still hurts, so I didn't care whether to offend or not, so I waved my hands and said, "Get up first, and call the imperial doctor from the trauma department."

"Your Majesty, is your Majesty unwell?" Fu Tuan asked tremblingly.

"I know you don't want to go yet!" I yelled angrily, but my angry words were drawn to the affected area, and I felt like beating someone.

Futuan was yelled at by me, and quickly got up: "Your maidservant, I will go now, I will go here." After saying that, Sa Yazi ran away.

Sure enough, he is inexperienced. If his grandfather would definitely help me back to bed this time, he would call all the palace servants who are waiting on me to serve me at any time, and ask me what I feel uncomfortable. I almost ran to the imperial doctor as fast as I could.Chen Fu's grandson still needs to be tempered.Feeling sorry for me, I moved into the room, and sat back on the dragon bed again, stuffed two cushions behind my back, and leaned against the head of the bed to wait.

Children's bluffing also has the advantage of bluffing. Fu Tuan's panic must have alarmed people. These old fritters in the palace are all thieves, and someone has already notified Chen Fu.Chen Fu, who had rested all night, brought Fu Tuan who stopped him on the way, the imperial doctor who was hurriedly invited, and a group of maids who waited on me, and entered my bedroom.

"Your Majesty, this servant brought the imperial physician here." Chen Fu took two steps at a time, pulling the bearded imperial physician to my side, "Emperor Feng, please show the emperor quickly." He urged.

The handsome bearded imperial physician's face was covered by hair, so he couldn't tell his age, and his skin was not considered young. The imperial physician respectfully saluted me: "Your Majesty, please ask me to take your pulse."

"Don't take the pulse blindly. I hurt my waist. The pain is unbearable now. It's not long before I go to court. Let me relieve the pain first." I just have a trauma, and trauma doesn't need such trouble.

Unexpectedly, the imperial doctor turned pale with shock: "Your Majesty must not be careless. The waist is the most important viscera of a person. The five elements govern water, which is stored by the essence of the five viscera and six fu organs ("Plain Questions·Ancient Innocence"). Reproductive reproduction is where the innate essence resides. Anything related to this viscera should not be ignored! Your Majesty, Rong Chen, please investigate carefully!"

Physician Feng spoke righteously, as if asking him to do something would make him feel sorry for him, I was dumbfounded.I am not a Chinese medicine student, but I still extracted the essence of his long speech.This guy actually thought there was something wrong with my kidneys!

"Doctor Feng, don't make a big fuss. It's just my back pain. I was too active last night. I'm afraid it's some muscle damage. It's not about the kidneys." I explained patiently.

"Your Majesty," Physician Feng quickly changed his expression after hearing this, it was an embarrassing and understanding expression, "I understand your majesty's urgency to care for your heirs, but please pay attention to your body, and don't damage the root."

What a Sabie thing!I was dumbfounded, and seeing that Doctor Feng seemed to be sincerely persuading me, I was stunned, and slapped the bed angrily: "You are a dignified doctor, you don't ask about the condition, you draw conclusions based on subjective assumptions, and you are not afraid of misdiagnosis and misdiagnosis." , you are very courageous! With your appearance, how can I suspect that your subordinates have saved a lot of lives!"

Physician Feng was shocked. He never thought I would be so angry. He knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, calm down! I, I have never killed anyone. Please learn from me!"

"How can I trust you with your performance this time!" I leaned on the bedside and pointed at Physician Feng angrily.

Physician Feng suddenly raised his head, his face with fluttering long beard showed an expression of sudden realization and confession: "Yes, it's because I want to show something in front of Your Majesty, so I thought too much... Your Majesty's injury is delicate, and I just wanted to distract you for a while. It is only because of this mistake that I ask your Majesty to appease the anger and let the minister atone for his crime."

This imperial doctor was also courageous, after the initial shock, he calmed down and gave himself a chance.In fact, I understand why Physician Feng wants to have trouble, just like fans and fans usually don’t think about their idols hiccupping and excreting, Physician Feng also doesn’t think that an emperor can also suffer from bruises, this kind of disease It sounds very unroyal.How could the emperor get the diseases of the working people?If such a plot is made into a TV series, it will be criticized as unreal, okay!

But reality is always better than fiction. At this moment, Dr. Feng is massaging for me with a dazed expression on his face. I can add words to his expression and make it into an emoji package.The emperor seems to be teasing me, I may have met a fake emperor.Really enough.

"Okay, let the imperial physician step down first. Come here and change my clothes!" Although the imperial physician Feng is a bit mentally handicapped, it is undeniable that his massage skills are still good, and he feels like he was in a health care club back then. Feel.But it's time to go to work soon, and my courtiers have to abide by the attendance system, so it's not good for me not to set an example, right?

The author has something to say:

I probably have procrastination cancer. I sat in front of the computer at 05:30 and clicked on the small black room. I have only finished coding a chapter until now.In fact, I coded [-] characters for at most two and a half hours _(:з」∠)_.Speaking of low back pain, I was so hot that I fell asleep on the floor at noon today, and woke up with pain like a cracked waist. (ノДT) My mother is the same, she fell in the driving school a week ago, and now she hurts from her buttocks to her waist. ?_>`I empathize with Jianye’s pain.