Kingdom Kindergarten

17.

Those fairies seemed really angry, Samus thought.

Samus tried to explain his original intention, hoping that the fairies would understand that he was not a fool.

"That's really what's written on the list." Samus pointed to the writing on the sacrifice list, "Look, the fairies' legs... leg hair!"

The fairy trembled with anger: "Nonsense! How could our fairies have leg hair!"

Samus: "But..."

Fairy: "You are insulting our little fairy!"

Samus: "..."

The two fairies flew away waving their small transparent wings angrily.

Cecil leaned against the tree a few steps away, folded his arms and sighed, "Well, it's the effect the God of Absurd wants."

18.

"What should I do?" Samus was desperate. "Should I ask other fairies? Maybe some fairies will have a different opinion?"

Cecil: "I suggest you don't ask."

Samus covered his face, yes, which fairy would be willing to admit that she has leg hair when she is innocent and beautiful.

But the crisis in the palace is still waiting for him to save, he can't be defeated by a leg hair!

Samus said: "Let's go to the fairy settlement, maybe there will be fairies with long legs and hair."

Cecil shrugged: "I don't think there will be any results."

They walked towards the depths of the forest. It is said that there is a beautiful lake in the depths of the forest, and countless fairies gather by the lake.

They walked for a while and met other fairies.

Samus stepped forward with hope: "Hello—"

"Ah! Pervert!" the fairy screamed, "That pervert who wants leg hair!"

Samus: "..."

The fairy screamed and flew away.

Cecil laughed out loud: "The news spread quite quickly."

Samus always felt that there was a little sarcasm in his tone, so he inevitably felt a little angry, turned his head and said sullenly: "Stop making sarcastic remarks! Think of a way!"

Cecil clicked his tongue: "What kind of solution is needed?"

He looked at a little fairy flying by in the distance, his eyes suddenly darkened, and countless magic barriers were born out of thin air, trapping the little fairy in the magic he cast.

The magic of black mages always looks dark, making people feel weird and uncomfortable. Fairies also have their own magic. Most of their magic comes from the same line as light magic, which happens to be mutually restrained with black magic.

But Cecil's magic power is so strong that a little fairy can't resist his magic at all. Even Samus can see that the little fairy is very uncomfortable. The excessive fear makes her look a little irritable and nervous. Looking at Cecil carefully, he asked in a sharp tone: "Demon! You... what are you going to do!"

Cecil smiled at her gracefully.

"Just a request," he said softly, "I need your leg hair."

little fairy:"……"

Samus: "..."

Little Fairy: "...Pervert!"

19.

impossible.

Samus thought painfully, how could these little fairies admit that they have leg hair just because of a simple black magic confinement?On the contrary, I and Cecil will probably be regarded as terrible perverts by the race of fairies for the rest of their lives.

This is really a terrible misunderstanding, the old god is simply playing with them!

Cecil looked at the angry little fairy in the magic captivity without saying a word, but the little fairy flew around twice in anger, rolled her eyes at Cecil, and said, "No, it's not! You killed me and it didn't matter! "

Cecil was very puzzled: "Why should I kill you? Anyway, I have enough time, I can catch a few more fairies, and wait for your leg hair to grow."

little fairy:"……"

Cecil added: "When the time comes I will tell everyone I meet that you are a race with hairy legs."

little fairy:"……"

Cecil sighed: "It's terrible."

Samus covered his face, this kind of mentally handicapped threat...what's the use!

"Okay." The little fairy opened her mouth in great pain, "As long as you don't tell this matter, I can provide you with this... this thing!"

She seemed unwilling to say those two words, trying her best to maintain her last trace of pride and fantasy.

Cecil thanked her politely: "Thank you, when can we get it."

The little fairy covered her face: "Next...next week!"

Samus was dumbfounded.

20.

Now that we have the fairy's leg hair, the last thing to take is the ashes of the dryant's tentacles.

Although this thing is not easy to get, after all, the dryads regard their beards as extremely important, and it is impossible to easily burn the tentacles to ashes.

But Cecil has no moral constraints, he uses violence, and Samuel can't agree with him. He directly hits the fireball, and successfully gets the ashes of the dryad's tentacles amidst the screams of the dryad.

Now they only need to wait a week for the little fairy's leg hair before returning to the palace.

After so many days, Samus finally got a good night's sleep and didn't have to think about the future of the kingdom every night.

He and Cecil stayed at an inn in a small town outside the Fairy Forest, where the innkeeper treated them so kindly, and at dinner in the evening, Samuel swore he had seen several women ogle Cecil.

They were all charming and lovely girls, but Cecil didn't respond... To be honest, this black mage has a handsome and wise appearance, and a humorous personality, which makes him very attractive.

But Samus had never seen him being intimate with any lady. He thought black mages were villains who violated the precepts and indulged in sex, but his friend seemed to be a cold and ascetic saint.

It's rare.

He muttered in a low voice and drank the ale in his glass. Turning his head, he saw a young lady coming over under the encouragement of his companions, shyly grabbing the hem of her shawl, and talking to Cecil in a low voice. Say, "Hi, my name is Milia."

She looked at Cecil with that shy and admiring look, and it was obvious at a glance what she wanted to do.So Samuels stood up knowingly, wanting to give the lady a well-timed chance.

Cecil grabbed his arm, dragged him to sit down again, then smiled at Miria, and said, "Sorry, I'm already married."

Miria seemed a little disappointed, she walked away quickly, but Samuels was startled, subconsciously looked down at Cecil's hand, and asked, "Are you married?"

What happened during the months they were apart?

But Cecil didn't wear a wedding ring on his hand, and he couldn't think of what kind of girl Cecil would marry.

Cecil winked at him and said, "I lied to her."

Samus: "..."

……

The episode at dinner did not affect Samus' mood. He drank some wine, took a happy bath, and then went to sleep peacefully in his comfortable room.

At least this day is still complete.

Early the next morning, he woke up to the cheerful chirping of sparrows outside the window, and the warm sunlight shone into the room. He rubbed his eyes and reached for the coat on the coat rack beside the bed, but he couldn't touch his own clothes.He still dazedly moved to the edge of the bed, got up and sat on the edge of the bed, and reached for the coat again.

He suddenly felt a little strange.

Hey, where did the floor go, why did his legs seem to be hanging in the air——

Samus opened his eyes wide in horror.

He turned his head and saw a pair of chubby little hands, then lowered his head and saw the feet of a young child hanging in mid-air.

Oh my goodness.

He...he seems to have become smaller too!

21.

Samus' pajamas were wrapped around him, making his movements extremely inconvenient.

He rolled up his wide trousers with difficulty, trying to jump from the edge of the bed that was too high to the ground, but the height filled him with fear. He stared at the ground for a while, turned around and lay down on the edge of the bed, and then cautiously leaned out. One foot was testing the height, and both hands were holding on to the edge of the bed, for fear of falling off the bed.

Why are the beds in this hotel so high!

He couldn't reach the ground no matter what, and he still felt very scared in his heart.It reminded him of the rickety bunk bed he'd slept in as a child in the Wizard's College.When he was seven years old, he fell off the top bunk and broke an arm. Since then, he has been full of fear of heights.Although he is just sitting on a high bed right now, it seems like there is an abyss in front of him, and his heart is full of trembling.

The door rang, and he heard Cecil's slightly frivolous tone from outside the door, saying hello to him and saying, "Aren't you up yet? The mages of the empire are so tired, no wonder your association has not achieved much so far. "

"Cecile..." Samus's voice trembled slightly with some crying, and said in a childish voice, "I...I'm afraid..."

There was a moment of silence outside the door, and Cecil pushed the door open with astonishment in his eyes.

Seeing the acquaintance appear in front of him, Samus felt even more aggrieved. He pursed his lips, gently pulled the oversized nightgown on his body, and said pitifully, "I can't go down."

Cecil: "..."