Quickly wear it and I have it again
Chapter 58
That afternoon, I was frightened into a cold sweat by the sissy spoiler.
What does it mean to be bigger than the sum of the previous three worlds?
The first picture that appeared in front of my eyes was actually connecting Chunyi, Chu Dada and the long-legged thing.
My mother, if that's what I mean, I might as well just die in this world
"Please explain clearly, what is bigger than the sum of the first three worlds? Is it Xiao Gong's artifact? Don't scare me!"
System: "Damn, what are you thinking, Mr. Taichang, tsk tsk tsk, you really deserve to be the representative of the value of lust, you dare to think too much! But don't worry, it's really not that thing. I told you You, you concentrate on preparing for the production, and the next world's affairs will not escape your remaining four books anyway, so don't worry too much."
Dang Wu nodded in relief.
Thinking about it, my mission is really different from some common time travels in the past.
Most of those traversers are unknown worlds who don't know what they will encounter.
However, the tasks he faced were clearly contained in these seven comic books.Although the specific plot is impossible to imagine, at least the basic setting of the protagonist is known.
He rubbed his round belly, looked at the place on the belly that was occasionally pushed up by the fetus, imagined what the baby might look like in his mind, and couldn't help thinking about the plots of the remaining four comics.
What on earth would be bigger than the sum of the previous three worlds?
There was a ringing of the doorbell outside the door. Don't think about it, I knew that Bei Jian must have arrived at noon.
However, this former favorite brother, the crazy devil, didn't just come to see himself, the pregnant man who was about to give birth.
The fun I come to now, besides cooking for myself, has expanded to drinking a few glasses of wine with the big long legs every day, playing a few games of chess, and discussing whether the child in the stomach is a boy or a girl, and how long it looks like. who will be like.
Dang Wu said that he would look like the big long legs, and the big long legs said that he must be like the master, but Bei Jian insisted that he should be like himself.
In the afternoon, she hurt him more than once, saying that she looked like herself or with long legs, so why would she go to him.
However, Bei Jian plausibly said that there is an old saying that many children are born "looking back like uncles", and he is Belen's elder brother, so there is nothing wrong with being like him.
After thinking about it for a long time that afternoon, I still couldn't figure out how he could become the child's uncle.Even if he is his elder brother, shouldn't he be called uncle?
Well, your uncle!Call it whatever you like.
Big long legs and Bei Jian walked in.
"Sister, look at what I bought for you! I have to love you as a brother."
Bei Jian held something unknown in his hand, and waved it in front of Dang Wu as if offering a treasure.
"Sister? I rely on you as a brother to be able to look good! I'm a man! Man! Man!"
Bei Jian smiled and pointed at Dang Wu's stomach, "Old girl, can't you just give in, man? Man, who has such a big belly as you, who can give me a big nephew!"
Dang Wu turned his face to his long legs, "Get this crazy person out of me immediately, immediately, immediately!"
Bei Jian glanced at his long legs, and said awesomely, "Old girl, you don't understand, my brother-in-law respects me as an uncle... Hey, brother-in-law! Long legs, you fucking put me down!"
Amidst Bei Jian's roar, the long legs had carried him on his shoulders and walked out of the bedroom.
Bei Jian dropped the thing in his hand on the bed, picked it up in the afternoon, sneered, and laughed.
System: "What is this, Mr. Taichang, it looks weird."
At noon: "Breast pump."
System: "Suck... milk... device? My God, no wonder there is a scientist's younger brother who only works as a cook. This IQ is really touching."
Bei Jian, who has a touching IQ, cooked a pregnant woman's meal for his younger brother, and after a few drinks with his brother-in-law, he left excitedly.
The long-legged man who had had a few drinks came to Dang Wu with a little bit of drunkenness. The faint smell of alcohol around him made him look a little more masculine.
"Master, you didn't eat much just now, is today's dish not to your appetite?"
There was a concerned expression on the long-legged face.
Dang Wu was fiddling with the breast pump in his hand, shaking his head, "It's not about the food, it's about the baby showing signs of being in the basin, his stomach is squeezed and he can't eat anything."
The face of the long leg changed immediately.
He grabbed Tang Wu's hand nervously, "Master, I made you suffer for me, don't worry, after the baby is born, I will do everything, and I don't need to worry about you anymore!"
In the afternoon, my heart suddenly shrank.
Although he was moved by the long-legged affectionate confession, he suddenly seemed to see a familiar scene.That scene was once staged in the ancient Miaoxiang Town and Bangchui Mountain.
A young father takes care of his young child with rough hands and full of affection.
That scene is Chunyi, and it is also Chu Tiankuo, and soon, it will also happen to Dachanglegs.
He gently hugged his long-legged and handsome face to his chest, and while smelling the fragrance from his hair, he pinched his earlobes.
"If after giving birth, I want to go out alone to relax and take care of my body, what do you think?"
The long legs put their face on Dangwu's belly, feeling the vague movements of the fetus in the womb.Hearing Dang Wu's words, his two eyes, which were as bright as black jewels, dimmed for a moment, but soon, he concealed that expression again.
"Master, as long as it is what you want to do, I will support it. Don't worry, when you are not at home, I will take care of the child by myself...Master, where do you want to go to relax?"
Feeling a soreness coming from his nostrils in the afternoon, he didn't answer this sentence.
Because he didn't know how to answer.
Bei Jian has already lost his temper twice about Bei Lun not going to the hospital to give birth.
He was angry and worried that he couldn't convince his brother.
But Dangwu insisted on his own point of view, and he must be delivered by the big long legs at home.
"Brother, do you want me to be the focus of the world? Or do you want me to be a monster in everyone's hearts? You can accept me because you are my brother and my relatives! But in the eyes of others Here, a man giving birth is a piece of news, an explosive topic! I don’t want myself to be on this topic, and I don’t even want my child to be a different person in the eyes of others from birth!”
That afternoon, there was still a word that he didn't dare to say to his brother. He was still not sure what kind of child he would give birth to.
Although she has already given birth to two babies, they are all the same as normal human pregnancy and childbirth. Pregnancy in October is ripe.
But this time, he was going to give birth in just one month, presumably because of the robotic traits in his long-legged genes.
Therefore, since Dachangleg is still a father who can produce iron mops when he is passionate, it is really hard to say whether his children will inherit his genes.
When Bei Jian thought about it, his brother's worry was not unreasonable.
After all, he is a well-known talent in academia. If it is revealed that he gave birth to a robot, he will probably be troubled by the outside world and harassed by paparazzi for the rest of his life. He will no longer be able to do scientific research with peace of mind.
And he had to convince his younger brother, this otaku who had never even been in a relationship, and because he was gay, some things about women should have been extremely unfamiliar, but seeing how he arranged for the long-legged delivery process, I rub it, I'm simply a genius!
As for the series of procedures of giving birth, it is as if they had given birth before, what kind of things to prepare, some related utensils, and even how to bathe and feed the child after birth.
Seeing such a younger brother who is full of reproductive talent, plus a calm, careful, gentle, patient, and most importantly, a tireless robot brother-in-law, Bei Jian finally slowly eased his worries.
The day of childbirth finally arrived.
Bei Jian circled back and forth outside the bedroom, his forehead covered with sweat.
Belen in the bedroom let out a scream from time to time, it was the last pain before giving birth, but it was also the most painful time in the whole pregnancy.
Although the long legs were nervous, they still followed the instructions of the afternoon in an orderly manner.Seeing Dangwu who couldn't help crying out because of the labor pain, his heart ached so much that he wished he could chop off his iron mop.
A long time has passed.
System: "Mr. Taichang, why do I feel that something is wrong? The baby should have been born a long time ago, why did it take so long this time?"
Dang Wu: "No... I don't know... It feels weird, sissy... Ah, it hurts!"
System: "What is it that feels strange? Tell me, if I have any questions, I can contact the obstetrics experts over there!"
Dang Wu: "It's just...it feels like the baby has reached the exit, and it has been opened several times, and it can be born...but it's stuck...how should I put it, it's like a square thing trying to come out It feels like coming out of a circular hole!"
System: "Fangfang Zhengzheng... My God, kid, isn't the kid a prototype of a robot?"
Dang Wu: "Don't...don't scare me, if you say that, I won't be born again!"
A feeling of increasing pain made Dangwu bite his lip tightly.
The long-legged one tightly grasped Tang Wu's hand, and with the other hand, he wiped off the bean-sized beads of sweat that rolled down his forehead from time to time with a soft cloth.
"Master, it hurts, doesn't it? Don't bite yourself, you bite me, I'm not afraid of pain!"
The long-legged man stretched his wrist to Dang Wu's mouth as he spoke.
At that moment, he didn't know if it was the pain that made Dang Wu feel a little dizzy, or the sweat flowing into his eyes blurred his vision.
He seemed to see Chun Yiduan sitting beside him, reciting a scripture to bless him.
In the blink of an eye, Chun Yi's face seemed to change into that of Chu Tiankuo again, cheering for himself.
Dang Wu's eyes were moistened, and the tense nerves and muscles suddenly relaxed inexplicably.
"Cuck!"
In the midst of a powerful cry, he heard the long legs shout excitedly, "Master, it's born! Our baby is born!"
Very good, finally born, my place seems to be bursting...
This is the biggest feeling in my mind right now.
He has never been so tired like now, his whole body is soaked as if he was fished out of a water tank.
According to the previous instructions that afternoon, the baby's small body was washed, wrapped in a soft cloth, and gently hugged to his side.
"Master, look, our child! He's so cute, isn't he? Look at his eyes, just like yours, they are also beautiful phoenix eyes."
In the afternoon, I heard the uncontrollable excitement and joy in the long-legged tone of the new father.
The baby in the cloth bag was tightly wrapped by its long legs, only a small square head was exposed.
Compared with the little gourd and the others, this brain shape is indeed a bit too square, but it really looks like the robot with long legs before it turned into a human form. It looks silly.
Hey, baby, do you know how hard it took for you, a generous head, to squeeze it out, and almost ruined the sexual happiness of your father and me for the rest of my life!
As the big long legs said, the little baby's square face really has a pair of eyes that are very similar to his own, shining brightly and very cute.
The weak Tang Wu took a careful look at the child, but the child's body was wrapped in cloth, and he couldn't see anything.
He thought for a while, and still said to the big long legs, "Did you see, there is nothing unusual under the child, right?"
The long-legged man smiled shyly, "Just now I looked carefully, except for inheriting my model, everything else is just like human beings, everything is normal, master, don't worry!"
Dang Wu let out a long breath and slowly closed his eyes.
This time, he was really tired.
In the dimness, it seemed that Bei Jian and Dachangleg were talking about the cuteness of the child in a low voice.
It seemed that the system was arguing fiercely with someone, but I couldn't hear clearly, only the word "reward".
The overtime production process exhausted him, although he really wanted to see the baby again, and also wanted to ask the always gentle system why he was so emotional.
But he really didn't have the strength to do anything else.
Sleep for a while, let me sleep for a while, when I wake up, do these things again.
This morning, I felt like I had slept for a long time.
In his sleep, he felt as if he was firmly trapped on the bed by something, and he couldn't move even if he wanted to turn over.
That feeling is like the feeling of those two crossings.
He seemed to see himself falling from the sky, and landed in Chunyi's arms.It seemed to be on the back of Chu Tiankuo's galloping horse, snuggling into his arms.
Several worlds are constantly intertwined and changing, making his brain spin like a fight, and he even feels dizzy when he is picked up by a few artifacts to spin the windmill in the air.
The rotation became faster and faster, faster and faster, until Dangwu finally couldn't bear the feeling, and opened his eyes suddenly.
"The first scene of No.11 scene of "The Stealing Dream Space", the mic is on!"
【Noon on the day of hoeing】
What does it mean to be bigger than the sum of the previous three worlds?
The first picture that appeared in front of my eyes was actually connecting Chunyi, Chu Dada and the long-legged thing.
My mother, if that's what I mean, I might as well just die in this world
"Please explain clearly, what is bigger than the sum of the first three worlds? Is it Xiao Gong's artifact? Don't scare me!"
System: "Damn, what are you thinking, Mr. Taichang, tsk tsk tsk, you really deserve to be the representative of the value of lust, you dare to think too much! But don't worry, it's really not that thing. I told you You, you concentrate on preparing for the production, and the next world's affairs will not escape your remaining four books anyway, so don't worry too much."
Dang Wu nodded in relief.
Thinking about it, my mission is really different from some common time travels in the past.
Most of those traversers are unknown worlds who don't know what they will encounter.
However, the tasks he faced were clearly contained in these seven comic books.Although the specific plot is impossible to imagine, at least the basic setting of the protagonist is known.
He rubbed his round belly, looked at the place on the belly that was occasionally pushed up by the fetus, imagined what the baby might look like in his mind, and couldn't help thinking about the plots of the remaining four comics.
What on earth would be bigger than the sum of the previous three worlds?
There was a ringing of the doorbell outside the door. Don't think about it, I knew that Bei Jian must have arrived at noon.
However, this former favorite brother, the crazy devil, didn't just come to see himself, the pregnant man who was about to give birth.
The fun I come to now, besides cooking for myself, has expanded to drinking a few glasses of wine with the big long legs every day, playing a few games of chess, and discussing whether the child in the stomach is a boy or a girl, and how long it looks like. who will be like.
Dang Wu said that he would look like the big long legs, and the big long legs said that he must be like the master, but Bei Jian insisted that he should be like himself.
In the afternoon, she hurt him more than once, saying that she looked like herself or with long legs, so why would she go to him.
However, Bei Jian plausibly said that there is an old saying that many children are born "looking back like uncles", and he is Belen's elder brother, so there is nothing wrong with being like him.
After thinking about it for a long time that afternoon, I still couldn't figure out how he could become the child's uncle.Even if he is his elder brother, shouldn't he be called uncle?
Well, your uncle!Call it whatever you like.
Big long legs and Bei Jian walked in.
"Sister, look at what I bought for you! I have to love you as a brother."
Bei Jian held something unknown in his hand, and waved it in front of Dang Wu as if offering a treasure.
"Sister? I rely on you as a brother to be able to look good! I'm a man! Man! Man!"
Bei Jian smiled and pointed at Dang Wu's stomach, "Old girl, can't you just give in, man? Man, who has such a big belly as you, who can give me a big nephew!"
Dang Wu turned his face to his long legs, "Get this crazy person out of me immediately, immediately, immediately!"
Bei Jian glanced at his long legs, and said awesomely, "Old girl, you don't understand, my brother-in-law respects me as an uncle... Hey, brother-in-law! Long legs, you fucking put me down!"
Amidst Bei Jian's roar, the long legs had carried him on his shoulders and walked out of the bedroom.
Bei Jian dropped the thing in his hand on the bed, picked it up in the afternoon, sneered, and laughed.
System: "What is this, Mr. Taichang, it looks weird."
At noon: "Breast pump."
System: "Suck... milk... device? My God, no wonder there is a scientist's younger brother who only works as a cook. This IQ is really touching."
Bei Jian, who has a touching IQ, cooked a pregnant woman's meal for his younger brother, and after a few drinks with his brother-in-law, he left excitedly.
The long-legged man who had had a few drinks came to Dang Wu with a little bit of drunkenness. The faint smell of alcohol around him made him look a little more masculine.
"Master, you didn't eat much just now, is today's dish not to your appetite?"
There was a concerned expression on the long-legged face.
Dang Wu was fiddling with the breast pump in his hand, shaking his head, "It's not about the food, it's about the baby showing signs of being in the basin, his stomach is squeezed and he can't eat anything."
The face of the long leg changed immediately.
He grabbed Tang Wu's hand nervously, "Master, I made you suffer for me, don't worry, after the baby is born, I will do everything, and I don't need to worry about you anymore!"
In the afternoon, my heart suddenly shrank.
Although he was moved by the long-legged affectionate confession, he suddenly seemed to see a familiar scene.That scene was once staged in the ancient Miaoxiang Town and Bangchui Mountain.
A young father takes care of his young child with rough hands and full of affection.
That scene is Chunyi, and it is also Chu Tiankuo, and soon, it will also happen to Dachanglegs.
He gently hugged his long-legged and handsome face to his chest, and while smelling the fragrance from his hair, he pinched his earlobes.
"If after giving birth, I want to go out alone to relax and take care of my body, what do you think?"
The long legs put their face on Dangwu's belly, feeling the vague movements of the fetus in the womb.Hearing Dang Wu's words, his two eyes, which were as bright as black jewels, dimmed for a moment, but soon, he concealed that expression again.
"Master, as long as it is what you want to do, I will support it. Don't worry, when you are not at home, I will take care of the child by myself...Master, where do you want to go to relax?"
Feeling a soreness coming from his nostrils in the afternoon, he didn't answer this sentence.
Because he didn't know how to answer.
Bei Jian has already lost his temper twice about Bei Lun not going to the hospital to give birth.
He was angry and worried that he couldn't convince his brother.
But Dangwu insisted on his own point of view, and he must be delivered by the big long legs at home.
"Brother, do you want me to be the focus of the world? Or do you want me to be a monster in everyone's hearts? You can accept me because you are my brother and my relatives! But in the eyes of others Here, a man giving birth is a piece of news, an explosive topic! I don’t want myself to be on this topic, and I don’t even want my child to be a different person in the eyes of others from birth!”
That afternoon, there was still a word that he didn't dare to say to his brother. He was still not sure what kind of child he would give birth to.
Although she has already given birth to two babies, they are all the same as normal human pregnancy and childbirth. Pregnancy in October is ripe.
But this time, he was going to give birth in just one month, presumably because of the robotic traits in his long-legged genes.
Therefore, since Dachangleg is still a father who can produce iron mops when he is passionate, it is really hard to say whether his children will inherit his genes.
When Bei Jian thought about it, his brother's worry was not unreasonable.
After all, he is a well-known talent in academia. If it is revealed that he gave birth to a robot, he will probably be troubled by the outside world and harassed by paparazzi for the rest of his life. He will no longer be able to do scientific research with peace of mind.
And he had to convince his younger brother, this otaku who had never even been in a relationship, and because he was gay, some things about women should have been extremely unfamiliar, but seeing how he arranged for the long-legged delivery process, I rub it, I'm simply a genius!
As for the series of procedures of giving birth, it is as if they had given birth before, what kind of things to prepare, some related utensils, and even how to bathe and feed the child after birth.
Seeing such a younger brother who is full of reproductive talent, plus a calm, careful, gentle, patient, and most importantly, a tireless robot brother-in-law, Bei Jian finally slowly eased his worries.
The day of childbirth finally arrived.
Bei Jian circled back and forth outside the bedroom, his forehead covered with sweat.
Belen in the bedroom let out a scream from time to time, it was the last pain before giving birth, but it was also the most painful time in the whole pregnancy.
Although the long legs were nervous, they still followed the instructions of the afternoon in an orderly manner.Seeing Dangwu who couldn't help crying out because of the labor pain, his heart ached so much that he wished he could chop off his iron mop.
A long time has passed.
System: "Mr. Taichang, why do I feel that something is wrong? The baby should have been born a long time ago, why did it take so long this time?"
Dang Wu: "No... I don't know... It feels weird, sissy... Ah, it hurts!"
System: "What is it that feels strange? Tell me, if I have any questions, I can contact the obstetrics experts over there!"
Dang Wu: "It's just...it feels like the baby has reached the exit, and it has been opened several times, and it can be born...but it's stuck...how should I put it, it's like a square thing trying to come out It feels like coming out of a circular hole!"
System: "Fangfang Zhengzheng... My God, kid, isn't the kid a prototype of a robot?"
Dang Wu: "Don't...don't scare me, if you say that, I won't be born again!"
A feeling of increasing pain made Dangwu bite his lip tightly.
The long-legged one tightly grasped Tang Wu's hand, and with the other hand, he wiped off the bean-sized beads of sweat that rolled down his forehead from time to time with a soft cloth.
"Master, it hurts, doesn't it? Don't bite yourself, you bite me, I'm not afraid of pain!"
The long-legged man stretched his wrist to Dang Wu's mouth as he spoke.
At that moment, he didn't know if it was the pain that made Dang Wu feel a little dizzy, or the sweat flowing into his eyes blurred his vision.
He seemed to see Chun Yiduan sitting beside him, reciting a scripture to bless him.
In the blink of an eye, Chun Yi's face seemed to change into that of Chu Tiankuo again, cheering for himself.
Dang Wu's eyes were moistened, and the tense nerves and muscles suddenly relaxed inexplicably.
"Cuck!"
In the midst of a powerful cry, he heard the long legs shout excitedly, "Master, it's born! Our baby is born!"
Very good, finally born, my place seems to be bursting...
This is the biggest feeling in my mind right now.
He has never been so tired like now, his whole body is soaked as if he was fished out of a water tank.
According to the previous instructions that afternoon, the baby's small body was washed, wrapped in a soft cloth, and gently hugged to his side.
"Master, look, our child! He's so cute, isn't he? Look at his eyes, just like yours, they are also beautiful phoenix eyes."
In the afternoon, I heard the uncontrollable excitement and joy in the long-legged tone of the new father.
The baby in the cloth bag was tightly wrapped by its long legs, only a small square head was exposed.
Compared with the little gourd and the others, this brain shape is indeed a bit too square, but it really looks like the robot with long legs before it turned into a human form. It looks silly.
Hey, baby, do you know how hard it took for you, a generous head, to squeeze it out, and almost ruined the sexual happiness of your father and me for the rest of my life!
As the big long legs said, the little baby's square face really has a pair of eyes that are very similar to his own, shining brightly and very cute.
The weak Tang Wu took a careful look at the child, but the child's body was wrapped in cloth, and he couldn't see anything.
He thought for a while, and still said to the big long legs, "Did you see, there is nothing unusual under the child, right?"
The long-legged man smiled shyly, "Just now I looked carefully, except for inheriting my model, everything else is just like human beings, everything is normal, master, don't worry!"
Dang Wu let out a long breath and slowly closed his eyes.
This time, he was really tired.
In the dimness, it seemed that Bei Jian and Dachangleg were talking about the cuteness of the child in a low voice.
It seemed that the system was arguing fiercely with someone, but I couldn't hear clearly, only the word "reward".
The overtime production process exhausted him, although he really wanted to see the baby again, and also wanted to ask the always gentle system why he was so emotional.
But he really didn't have the strength to do anything else.
Sleep for a while, let me sleep for a while, when I wake up, do these things again.
This morning, I felt like I had slept for a long time.
In his sleep, he felt as if he was firmly trapped on the bed by something, and he couldn't move even if he wanted to turn over.
That feeling is like the feeling of those two crossings.
He seemed to see himself falling from the sky, and landed in Chunyi's arms.It seemed to be on the back of Chu Tiankuo's galloping horse, snuggling into his arms.
Several worlds are constantly intertwined and changing, making his brain spin like a fight, and he even feels dizzy when he is picked up by a few artifacts to spin the windmill in the air.
The rotation became faster and faster, faster and faster, until Dangwu finally couldn't bear the feeling, and opened his eyes suddenly.
"The first scene of No.11 scene of "The Stealing Dream Space", the mic is on!"
【Noon on the day of hoeing】
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