Quickly wear it and I have it again

System: "Mr. Taichang, what did you find? So excited."

Dang Wu: "Didn't you hear it say that the iron mop can grow bigger slowly as the water temperature increases?"

System: "What's wrong with getting bigger slowly? In the end, it doesn't look like that mop guy, and it scares you."

Dang Wu: "Stupid! Can't you use your brain? Think about the word 'slow'. Since it can continuously change in shape with the increase of water temperature, can't I intercept a period of time in it? , choose when it has not reached its maximum, try to use it?"

System: "It sounds reasonable, but to be honest, I'm still a deputy, and I don't have as much practical experience as you. I don't know if the hardness of the iron mop is not enough when it has not reached its maximum limit. ?”

Dang Wu: "Wait a minute, what the hell is the deputy department? Tell me clearly."

System: "Hehehe, when you completed the second world mission, didn't I rest for two days. That big-nosed programmer took the opportunity to ask me out..."

Dang Wu: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get to the point!"

System: "The point is that after two days of dating, I became a deputy director. How should I put it, let's say I'm still a virgin. I've already been touched there by him, but it's not at all, he used his fingers again , What do you think my current status should be? I can only be regarded as a deputy!"

Dang Wu: "I'll wipe it! I used my fingers... Well, deputy director-level sissy, you win!"

He didn't have time to chat with the system anymore, because the long legs hugging him had already started to use its fingers.

Dang Wu lightly pressed the seemingly blind but precise fingers on the long legs, gritted his teeth hard, and said softly.

"Do you really want to connect with me? I want to tell you, if we have such an intimate thing, if we get emotionally involved, you will never be able to get rid of your identity as my servant and male favourite, no You can be a robot freely and live a carefree life, you know?"

A ray of clear and bright light suddenly bloomed in the misty and wild eyes of the long legs.

"Master, although my mind is very confused and confused, but I am very clear in my heart. I know that my body and everything I have are all given to me by you, Master. No matter what I look like, I am The master's servant. In this world, I don't know what freedom is, I only know that I will be at peace when I am by the master's side."

System: "Damn it, even a robot that just got a mind is so fucking flirtatious. That big nose that can only be poked around with your fingers seems to really need to be remodeled!"

To be honest, I didn't expect the big long legs to say such affectionate words in the afternoon.

Although in Belen's memory, he has also discovered that the long legs of a robot occasionally show emotions beyond its intelligence to him as the master.

But who would believe that a robot with steel and iron bones can really produce human thoughts and feelings?

But since Beren devoted all his love and effort to it from the first piece of iron and the first line when he made it, perhaps his love for it has also permeated imperceptibly Into the core of the long legs.

After all, in this ever-changing world, everything is possible.

So when the long legs have human thinking, it has an invisible dependence on its master, and in the process of procedural chaos, it breeds a strong, unrestrained passion.

Facing such a "person" that he is destined to conquer, when he finds out that he is also the one who likes and obsesses him, that feeling is like drinking a glass of ice water in hot summer.

Especially the huge obstacle between the two people, there is a possibility to solve it, so what are you waiting for this robot Xiaogong full of unique charm?

on!

It is:

When cold shrinks and heat expands, it shrinks freely like a golden cudgel; I am crazy about you, and I am not afraid of chrysanthemum injury because of you.

Pour cold water into hot water to scald, and the artifacts are different for a while;

The soul of the Bodhisattva with a steel body, today the great sage enters the door of Buddhism;

Spray water with a stick, and Tiangong will turn around; from the winter solstice to the spring equinox, there will be a room full of good children and grandchildren!

System: "Mr. Taichang? Mr. Taichang...Are you alright? Don't scare me, please move, please? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ” and the system:

Dang Wu: "You damn sissy, it's alright, why are you crying, I'm alright!"

System: "Ah! You're awake, God, do you know how many days you've been in a coma?"

Dang Wu: "What nonsense are you talking about? How many days? Didn't you just sleep last night until now?"

System: "Last night? Hehe, Mr. Taichang, you must be mentally prepared, and I will tell you the truth now. Counting from when you and your long-legged lover were happy, until now, you have been in a coma for five days gone."

Dang Wu's stomach growled in time when he heard the system's words, and the cooing sound seemed to be giving the other party a perfect response.

"Five days? I slept for five days? Why did I sleep for five..."

At noon, he stopped his questioning, because in his mind that was empty just now, he had already recalled the scene that happened in the bathroom five days ago.

The cold metal is warmed by the warm human body, and the roses bloom blood-red flowers in the magazines of the machine guns.

The endless artillery fire is like the nectar bestowed on the earth by God, it keeps falling, and it keeps falling.

The water column sprayed from the shower is cold and hot for a while, just like the sweat on a person's body. Sometimes it is a heart-wrenching cold sweat, and sometimes it is a hot sweat that is full of enthusiasm.

There is no real beginning, and therefore no corresponding end.

Yes, it’s just the connection between the anode and the anode, the frankness and straightforwardness after acceptance and tolerance, you always want it, and I will keep giving it.

Then, there was no more, only what the system said, that he had slept wildly for five consecutive days after being exhausted.

"Where are the long legs?"

Looking around the entire bedroom in the afternoon, there is no one else but himself.

And myself, lying face down on the pillow, this position is not my favorite sleeping position.

System: "I'm cooking delicious food for you in the kitchen with your brother!"

Dang Wu: "My brother? You mean Bei Jian? My God, what happened when I fell asleep? If he sees that iron mop with long legs..."

System: "Don't worry, those long legs are not stupid. People already know that things can shrink in cold water, and they put the knives and guns into the warehouse and let the horse back to camp long after they've wiped you out."

Hearing what the system said in the afternoon, he let out a long sigh of relief, stretched himself, and wanted to get up and get out of bed for some exercise.

"what!"

With the movement of his body, he subconsciously screamed, and he lay prone on the bed again.

God, no wonder I've been lying on the bed in such a swooping position.

It turned out that the precious place on my body would feel sore as if I was about to give birth as long as I moved my body a little.

But hasn't it been five days?Why is it still so sad.

System: "It's hard, Mr. Taichang? Hey, you don't need to ask me to know. That day I couldn't keep writing my work diary next to me. The time was too long and my hands hurt. It's hard for you to last that long. Seriously Yes, tell me the truth, what does that steel thing feel like?"

Dang Wu: "How do you feel? Did you ever play on a slide when you were young?"

System: "I've played it, what's the matter?"

Dang Wu: "Then if you recall the feeling of wearing open crotch pants to play on a slide, you will probably know it."

System: "Crotchless pants? Oh, I get it. It's cold and slippery at the beginning of skating, but it feels red and swollen at the end of the skating. I toss and turn at night and can't sleep. The whole It's all hot in the back, right?"

Dang Wu: "That's right. Multiply this by ten times the discomfort factor. That's how I feel now."

System: "Ten times? Okay..."

There was a knock on the door and Bei Jian's loud voice from outside the bedroom.

Dang Wu helplessly maintained a swooping posture, in order to avoid embarrassment, Suo Xing closed his eyes, just pretending that he hadn't woken up yet.

Bei Jian looked at Tang Wu who seemed to be still asleep, then turned around and looked at the long legs behind him, with a trace of doubt in his eyes.When Mingming was just outside the door, both of them heard the loud noise that afternoon.

The long legs didn't know when she found a pair of casual linen shorts from Belen to wear on her body.The trousers were a little skinny and tight, with a big bag bulging out the front.

Except for shorts, he was still bare-chested, holding a large tray in his hand, on which were some vegetables that Bei Jian had just prepared for his younger brother.

"Is he snoozing like this these days?"

Bei Jian sat down beside Dang Wu, facing his brother who was sleeping on the bed, with a look of love and compassion in his eyes.

Of course, the big long legs didn't dare to tell him the fact that his master was almost disabled by himself for a day and a night.

So from the moment Bei Jian entered the door, he told Bei Jian that the master had been working very hard over the past few days, going to bed late and getting up even later every day.

Although his human thinking was a bit chaotic, and his body was half-human, half-machine and hadn't fully evolved yet, after he had a good time with Dangwu, he felt inexplicably awake, and many normal human emotions and reactions were much better than before. To be perfected a lot.

So when Bei Jian called the door outside, the long legs quickly cooled down with cold water and ice cubes, shrunk his iron mop, and at the same time made up his mind that Bei Jian must never discover the adulterous relationship between his master and himself.

Seeing Bei Jian sitting next to Dangwu, the long legs subconsciously felt a little nervous.

He put down the tray in his hand, besides the food, there was also a pot of chrysanthemum tea that he specially brewed for that afternoon.

He took the teacup that Beren usually used, and poured tea into the cup with a teapot.

Bei Jian saw his younger brother lying face down on the pillow without moving for a long time. The two brothers were used to quarreling, so he stretched out his hand and slapped Tang Wu's butt hard.

"Get up and eat!"

This palm was crisp and loud, the buttocks were already in severe pain that afternoon, how could I bear the strength, and immediately let out a "ow".

This cry was sudden and sharp, not only frightened Bei Jian to jump up from the bed, but also spilled the pouring tea in his long-legged hands, making a large area of ​​water wet on his shorts .

His body was hot, and he subconsciously let out a muffled snort.

When Bei Jianhe saw that he was spilled with tea, he couldn't help but look at him.

The long legs hurriedly wiped away the warm water stains on the linen shorts with their hands, but the water was spilled too much, and it had already seeped into the thin linen fabric and flowed between his legs.

In an instant, I only saw the thin shorts bulge up and pulled, and heard the sound of linen fabric being torn suddenly in the air.

"what!"