Quickly wear it and I have it again

The conversations between the afternoon and the system were all conducted in secret language, and no matter how close the people around them were, they would not hear them.

So in Master De Que's and Chun's eyes, except for Master Ariel's scream at the beginning, he only saw his pointing movements, his eyes spit fire, and his lips parted.

"I tell you sissy, go and tell your old-fashioned elders that I am a man, a man! Let me have a baby, dream! You tell them, hurry up and wear me home, what kind of shit task, I don't played!"

In the afternoon, I was really surprised by this ultimate task.

Even based on his understanding of Tanmei novel routines, he knows that there are such subjects as men and boys, but that thing is just a joke after reading the novel, who the hell would take it seriously?

And this bullshit SEX dimension, it's bloody enough to grab yourself from reality to complete the task, and even let yourself have a baby with a man, I really think I'm easy to talk to, right?

The system was probably frightened by his sudden outburst, and after a few seconds of hesitation, it opened its mouth.

"Taichang-jun, I really didn't expect you to have such a big reaction."

The system's voice seems to have added a bit of gentleness.

"To be honest, I was really surprised when I found out about your system mission. But what surprised me was not only that you wanted to give birth to Xiaogong, but also those terrifying artifacts that Xiaogong had."

"Because I've seen the cartoons you drew, and to be honest, they're so big...it's really scary. So, when I saw that you didn't express any fear or worry about completing the copulation task with such a small Gong, I am relieved of you. I privately feel that you can be selected by the elders to complete this task because of your unique physique, and the matter of having a child is probably not a big deal. "

Hearing the system's words, Dangwu opened his mouth again and again. To be honest, he now wants to curse and cry hard.

Physically different?Nima, do you want to say that Lao Tzu is a bottomless pit!

"Who said I'm not afraid or worried? I'm afraid that the chrysanthemum will be bleeding profusely. Do I still need to tell you? Besides, don't people have curiosity! I have drawn so many artifacts, but they are all I imagined it, don’t you also want to see what it really looks like!”

System: "That's true. To be honest, I'm also curious."

Dang Wu said again, "I also said to myself, since this task is caused by my own obscenity, I have to grit my teeth and get through it even if there is a lot of bleeding. Anyway, at least I won't get pregnant in the end. But it's good now. Isn't it driving people to death by a man to give birth to a child? Anyway, I just say two words, don't do it!"

The system sighed softly, "Mr. Taichang, you can be regarded as a sensible person, and you know some routines of wearing books. Although these tasks are set by the elders, in the final analysis, they are all generated by your own desires. If you can't complete them , not only can’t return to the real world, but also will be punished automatically by the dimensional world, think about it, wouldn’t that be even worse?”

Grinding his teeth in the afternoon, he said angrily, "If it's a big deal, I won't go back to the real world. Maybe I can live a happier life here as a monk! As for the punishment, I don't believe it. Compared with having a child, there is still life." What could be more painful than this!"

System: "As far as I know, your task punishment seems to be really painful. It should be the law of double in the dimension."

Dang Wu: "What do you mean?"

System: "It seems that your task this time is to give birth to one child. If you can't complete it, you have to multiply by the double factor. You need to complete a task of giving birth to twins to make up for it, and so on..."

Dang Wu: "..."

With a glance, Chun watched Master Bilang go from talking to himself silently, dancing and dancing, to slowly calm down, until his face was ashen and motionless.

He looked at Abbot De Que, who was smiling and looking at him lovingly.

Seeing his gaze coming over, he nodded slightly, motioning for him to introduce the dazed Mage Ariel to him.

"Master, Master Ariel!"

Chunyi gently pulled Tang Wu, whose eyes were a little slack.

At noon, I finally recovered from the shock of giving birth to one child or twins.

Don't say anything, people have to bow their heads under the low eaves.Compared with giving birth to twins, giving birth one at a time is already considered to take care of one's stomach, so let's take a step at a time, alas.

Seeing the white-bearded old man in front of him, he knew that he was the abbot of De Que, so he hurried forward.

A prompt appeared on Abbot De Que's head.

"De Que, the abbot of Lanruo Temple, is 59 years old. According to the regulations of Lanruo Temple, he will hand over the position of abbot at the age of 60 and become a practicing elder. He has become a monk since he was a child, but he is not a virgin monk."

Tsk tsk, the amount of information is huge.

Dang Wu looked at the abbot De Que, who had a kind eyebrow and kind eyes and a Buddha-like face, and gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

Master who is not a virgin, you are amazing!

Dangwu has the relevant memories of Master Ariel's past in his body, and he can fully cope with the normal communication between Buddhist monks.

After chatting in the meditation hall for a while, De Que and Chun Yi discovered that although Master Bilang, who had performed wonderfully outside the door just now, was suspected of being possessed by evil spirits for a short time, when he was sober, this famous eminent monk was indeed the Buddha. The theory is exquisite, and the belly has brilliance.

From this point of view, people with great wisdom will inevitably have some eccentricities or tempers that are not known to the world, which is considered human nature.

In the afternoon, when something was on his mind, he and the abbot De Que were polite for a while, and after briefly talking about teaching scriptures and Dharma to the monks in the temple, he gave Chunyi a wink and signaled him to ask him to go to the guest room to rest early, so that he could sneak a peek at hundreds of people at night. Do some mental and physical preparations for taking a bath.

Chunyi was also thinking about this matter in his heart, and was hesitating whether he should ask the abbot for instructions, when he saw the wink from Master Ariel, he knew that Master Ariel did not want to put this matter on the surface.

Just as he was about to get up, a rather majestic voice came from outside the meditation hall, "Abbot, I heard that Master Bilang is here, and I'm here to pay a visit!"

De Que frowned slightly, smiled and said to Dangwu, "This is the first Master Xingkong among the four heads of the temple, and he is also the teacher of the old monk."

While talking, Master Xingkong had already entered the meditation hall, he first bowed to the abbot De Que according to the rules, and then performed a deep ritual on Dangwu.

In the afternoon, I saw that Master Kongxing was about fifty years old, very short and thin, with a yellow complexion, triangular eyes, and a few sparse goatee on his chin. He looked quite like a perennial dog. The old starving goat.

It's just that he has such a thin body, but he speaks full of air and his voice is majestic. He seems to be a practitioner with some foundation.

Chunyi was one level lower than Kongxing, when he saw him coming in, he got up and stood aside to salute.

Kong Xing glanced at him, snorted, and rolled his eyes, as if he hadn't seen it.

Chun Yi remained silent, but a cold light flashed in his eyes.

Abbot De Que glanced at Dang Wu, coughed slightly, as if to remind Kongxing that there were outsiders.

In the afternoon, I could see clearly on the side, and I was secretly surprised.

Master Xingkong exchanged some polite words with Dangwu, then turned his eyes to Chunyi who was on the side, and spoke to Abbot De Que.

"Abbot, about the theft of the relic, you originally said that the picket had to report to the host and the four chiefs tonight. Why is there still no sound in such a weather? What exactly did Chunyi and the others find? We are very concerned about the most precious treasure in the Guan Temple, as the saying goes, if you raise soldiers for a thousand days, the monks’ food in the picket house for so many years is not for nothing, right?”

Chunyi on the side frowned, and was about to answer when De Que stretched out his hand to stop him.

Seeing that he didn't care about the presence of himself as a foreigner in the afternoon, he asked such connotative questions loudly. It seems that the old goat said that he came to pay a visit to him, but it was just an introduction, but it was him who came to general Chunyi and monk Yijun in front of the abbot. The real purpose of coming here.

Not only did this person behave regardless of the occasion, but he also spoke arrogantly and rudely. Not only was he rude to Chunyi, but he also seemed to have little respect for De Que's support. I really don't know why.

When he was thinking about it in the afternoon, a blue light flashed above Xing Kong's head, and a prompt popped out.

"Xingkong, fifty years old, a monk halfway through, is the cousin of the cousin of the seventh wife's wife of the prime minister, and one of the candidates for the next abbot after the abbot retires at the end of the year."

No wonder!

It turned out to be Chunyi's competitor, and a guy who was a bit of a relative with the big leader, no wonder he behaved like this.

This old bald donkey who is arrogant!

I don't know why, but in the afternoon, I subconsciously sided with Monk Chunyi.

Maybe it was because Chunyi was also born as an orphan, or maybe it was because he tricked him into peeking at the monk taking a bath. Of course, the more important thing was that Chunyi was handsome and strong, and he was a dish of the day.

In short, that afternoon, I suddenly had a strong idea that I must sincerely help Chunyi find a relic, so as to stop this old bald donkey.

Abbot De Que coughed again, "Junior Brother, everyone in the monastery is not in a hurry for the loss of the relic. Chun Yi is in charge of this matter, so he knows that the responsibility is heavy. I don't think about food and drink these days, and I have been visiting day and night. I know all about it. The matter is not the same, how can the picket be underestimated, the case of the relic will definitely come to light, even if it is really hard to find, any punishment will be borne by me, the current abbot, and I will not let the next one Embarrassment, the mountains are high and the waters are long, what should arrive will eventually arrive, you can relax as much as you can."

De Que's words not only defended Chunyi, but also seemed to appease Xingkong, but he heard it even in the afternoon, and the abbot said something to Xingkong unceremoniously.

Don't you just want to be the abbot now? I haven't retired yet, so I'm waiting!

Older gingers are more spicy.

Xingkong saw that the abbot said so, but he couldn't pick Chunyi any more, so he pretended to be polite with Dangwu, and then left angrily.

When Wu and Chunyi had something on their minds, they also resigned from De Que and rushed to the guest room.

The Qingshi Road has been around for a long time, and it is as smooth as a mirror. I was wearing ancient monk shoes in the afternoon, and I walked with three steps.

Just walking to a corner, Dangwu didn't pay attention to the slope of the stone slab, and tilted his body. When he exclaimed, a pair of strong arms had firmly supported his arms and waist.

"Master be careful!"

Chunyi reminded in a low voice, Dangwu thanked him while propping up his body from his warm arms.Unexpectedly, his eyes flicked over the corner of the front wall, and he saw a pine-colored long insect running along the grass.

"Oh my god, snake!"

Dang Wu is most afraid of cold-blooded animals like snakes. Not to mention in real life, even in the past, seeing snakes on TV would break out in a cold sweat.

In an instant, he stretched out his arms suddenly, and hugged Chunyi's neck tightly, and his legs jumped up and pinched, tightly wrapped around Chunyi's waist, for fear that he would leave even a tiny bit of himself on the ground.

Chun could only feel a warm body tightly wrapped around him like maltose, and there was no gap between him and him, and he could even hear his pulse and heartbeat clearly.

He was stunned for a while, and finally raised his right hand lightly, and gently stroked Dang Wu's back for a moment, "Master, don't be afraid, there is a little monk here, the snake dare not come over, you can come down now."

"No, no! My legs are so frightened that my heart is about to pop out. I can't even move."

Chunyi knew that what he said was true, Master Ariel's heart was beating like a drum, and he was sweating all over his body, even his back and lower body were soaked.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just close your eyes and rest your mind, I'll just carry you away like this, the guest room is not far in front."

Chunyi took steps while speaking, and the two of them walked forward together like conjoined twins, and his hand was always patting Tang Wu's back as if caring for a baby.

System: "Don't you feel embarrassed when people hug you like this?"

Dang Wu: "I don't think anything is embarrassing compared to having a baby."

system:"……"