Quickly wear it and I have it again

The entire Juyi Hall was shaken by this clear and loud voice.

Everyone stretched their necks and looked around, trying to see where the sound came from.

Only then did he realize that the bandit who was standing upright and rubbing against Ye Pinxiao just now had been slapped back a few steps by him, covering his face with his hand, standing there dumbfounded.

But today's 'bridal wife' Ye Pinxiao stood in place, with her phoenix eyes wide open, as if if you dare to post it again, I will slap you again.

The bandits on one side saw that Ye Pinxiao suddenly made a move when he was unprepared, and beat his companion until half of his face was flushed, with five clear fingerprints on it, and immediately questioned him loudly.

"Little sister-in-law, our brothers toasted you and drank well, why are you beating people when you are so good!"

"That's right, the big guy is just making trouble in the bridal chamber for fun, why are you still doing it, little sister-in-law?"

"That's right, little sister-in-law, why are your hands so dark? Look at Ding Lao Er's face, which is swollen like a fucking steamed bun. This is a bit too much!"

Chu Tiankuo was being surrounded by master Lin, Xiaowu and other top leaders drinking wine, insisting that he tell everyone how to subdue the flower picker Xie Ri.

Suddenly, there was a noise from that noon, although Chu Tiankuo was [-]% drunk, but after a sweep, his whole body was like a spring, "swish" suddenly stood up When he got up, a flying body rushed over.

Before everyone realized what was going on, those bandits who caused trouble had been swept to the ground by a swift and merciless sweeping leaf kick.

Xiao Wu's eyes flickered for a moment, his eyebrows frowned, and he also flew to Chu Tiankuo's side, standing in front of him, and said to those bandits who were holding their chests in a daze.

"Calm down, all of you. Today is a good day for the head of the family. What are you making a fuss about? All of you are screaming like ghosts, and you are still arguing around Mr. Ye, as if he has been wronged by you!"

The bandit who was slapped covered his face and rushed to Chu Tiankuo and Xiao Wu, "It's my sister-in-law... oh, the big boss, the small one is wrong, the small one should be damned, the small one should never, never should, no!" I should have made fun of myself, teased my sister-in-law a few times, and made my sister-in-law angry, I should hit it, I should hit it!"

The other bandit had a look of resentment on his face, and said to Chu Tiankuo with red eyes, "Brother, although today is your big day, brothers shouldn't be disappointed, but our brothers are making a bridal chamber just to celebrate. But your new daughter-in-law is too domineering, the elder brothers are just having fun and making fun of it, the second got such a big mouth, he said he should be beaten, we as brothers feel a little bit It's not good enough."

Some of these people sang bad faces, some sang bad faces, you said what you said, and what you said was blaming Ye Pinxiao for being teased, because he was really angry with his brother who was having trouble in the bridal chamber, and he didn't follow the rules. A little too petty.

Chu Tiankuo's face was already red and purple from drinking, with black in the purple, but now he heard them blaming Ye Pinxiao, his complexion turned cold, it became even more frighteningly dark.

After slapping Ding Laoer that afternoon, the suffocation and physical discomfort that had been held in his heart for a long time dissipated a lot.

To be honest, he didn't know that the custom of making bridal chambers in this place was like this, and it was true that there was no taboo on meat and vegetables when it happened on this special day.

He originally thought that he was the new wife of the head of the family, but no one would dare to come over and make fun of her.

Who would have thought that these bastard bastards were rough, unruly, coquettish and lecherous. Since there is such a custom of making shields, there is no reason not to take advantage of the opportunity.

What's more, before he and Chu Tiankuo came, the five masters chatted with these guys at the wine table for a while, and told them mysteriously that this Mr. Ye possessed unique skills, not to mention his beauty, and the one on the bed The life is even better, otherwise, the scary cannon barrel of the big head, how can ordinary people be able to bear it.

Hearing such flirtatious words, these bastards who are greedy for men became greedy in their hearts, and they all thought that they must use the pretext of making a bridal chamber today to get a few hands on this Young Master Ye and take advantage of it.

As soon as Ye Pinxiao showed his face infinitely, the eyes of those bastards lit up, and they started flirting with Dang Wu's good boy by taking advantage of the wine.

At the beginning of the afternoon, I barely maintained the identity of the so-called "Madam Yazhai", the head of the family, and tried to control my emotions and mood.

After all, in the real world, it is not uncommon for all kinds of weddings to have bridal chambers all over the country. It can be regarded as an ugly and unique wedding extra meal for Chinese people.

So in the afternoon, while dodging a few bastards' hands and feet, while adjusting my emotions, but I don't know why, the chaotic and noisy gathering hall in front of me, the messy tables and plates of wine and dishes, especially the few flies in front of me The lecherous ghosts pasted on his body made him feel unspeakably disgusted and irritable.

Finally, at the moment when Ding Er Er's lower body almost touched his back, Dang Wu's brain shook violently, he wanted to understand a terrible thing, and at the same time, he was disgusted to the extreme by the man in front of him.

In a fit of rage, he slapped Ding Laoer's face unceremoniously with all his strength.

But right now, seeing that Chu Tiankuo's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his eyes reddened by alcohol were staring viciously at the bandits in front of him, he knew in the afternoon that with his violent temper, he would not kill them by kicking them. It's over, but it's about to have a big fight with these bandits.

This was not the result he wanted to see.

Letting his bridegroom get angry with his subordinates because of making troubles in the bridal chamber on such a day, the impression of Chu Tiankuo in the hearts of his brothers probably only subtracted points but did not add points.

After all, in the minds of these rough gangsters, the outmoded concept of 'brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes' must have dominated.

So now, I still let myself do all the drama. After all, there are things that are a hundred times more important than this, and Chu Tiankuo is required to carry them with me.

So, when Chu Tiankuo was about to attack again, Dang Wu hurried over, took his hand, and shook it lightly.

Chu Tiankuo glanced at him, pinched his chin affectionately in his drunkenness, and seemed curious why he stopped him.

Dang Wu smiled at him, turned his face, pointed at the bandits Ding Laoer and said, "Why, you think I was wronged for beating you, don't you?"

Ding Er Er glanced at Chu Tiankuo, and seeing that the latter's expression became much gentler after hugging Ye Pinxiao, he became more courageous, and said with a shy face, "Sister-in-law, I, Ding Er Er, really have no other thoughts. , Just to tease you, to have fun, to say that you are wronged is not enough, but I think sister-in-law is too cruel, look at my face, it is full of fingerprints of your sister-in-law."

Dang Wu sneered, and suddenly turned his fingers from the opponent's face to his stomach.

"Then let me ask you, if you compare my belly with your face, which one is more important?"

Ding Lao Er was stunned by his somewhat irrelevant question, and opened his mouth for a while, not knowing how to answer.

Hundreds of people in the hall were listening to the voice here, and when they saw Young Master Ye pointing to his stomach suddenly and asked this question, they all felt a little baffled, look at me, and look at you.

Dangwu took Chu Tiankuo's big hand, pressed it lightly on his lower abdomen, and said calmly but extremely firmly, "I don't know, right? Let me tell you why a small trouble in a bridal chamber will Get a slap because your shameless jokes made me angry, and if I get angry, the baby in my belly will suffer."

Everyone: "..."

"Why, didn't you understand? Well, I mean I have a baby in my stomach, and you are the masters!"

Everyone: "..."

System: "Damn it! Chu Dapao is so awesome, and Taichang Jun got pregnant after blasting it all night?"

The huge gathering hall was silent for quite a long time.

Everyone was looking at someone else's face, and there was an expression written on that face, shock.

The most shocked, of course, was Chu Tiankuo who was stroking Tang Wu's lower abdomen with one hand.At this moment, his seventy percent drunkenness disappeared in an instant.

"Master, you...have you been drinking? How much?"

Dang Wu: "No, not a single bite."

Chu Tiankuo subconsciously shivered for a moment with his hands pressing on Tang Wu's stomach.

"Then you're kidding me, aren't you?"

Dang Wu: "It's not a joke, it's the truth, you are a father!"

"Boom", "Ping-pong! "

There were several tables with the sound of wine glasses falling to the ground.

Chu Tiankuo slowly withdrew his hand, scratched his head, looked carefully at Dang Wu's eyes for a long time, then suddenly turned to Xiao Wu and said, "Hurry up and bring that dog thief Xie Ri over. The poison on Young Master’s body has been cleared, he must be lying, the poison may have entered Young Master’s brain, hurry up!”

Xiao Wu hesitated for a moment, and was about to turn around when Tang Wu waved his hand.

"Wait a minute!"

He walked up to Chu Tiankuo, looked into Chu Tiankuo's eyes as seriously as he looked at himself just now, and said after a long time, "Master, do you think my mind is poisoned and unconscious now? Tell you , I'm normal now, and I know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you the whole story of my pregnancy right now, calm down, don't worry, okay? "

Chu Tiankuo nodded with three points of ignorance, three points of doubt, and three points of trust, "Say it."

The Juyi hall was suddenly terribly quiet, it was really quiet as if a needle fell to the ground and could be heard.

Dang Wu suddenly smiled, and whispered into Chu Tiankuo's ear, "Master, do you think such a private word is suitable for hundreds of people to hear?"

Chu Tiankuo seemed to wake up from a dream. The muscles on his face were jumping because of nervousness. Suddenly he stretched out his arms and hugged Tang Wu by the waist, "Master, keep drinking. You guys stop making trouble, no matter what, give me some face for the person who is going to be a father, brothers, what do you think?"

These few words he said after waking up seemed to be understated, but a group of bandits heard his words full of warnings and a trace of inexplicable nervousness, and Dang Wu in his arms could hear his seriousness in these few words. I feel somewhat helpless and tolerant.

He understands.

His Chu Da must have thought that his eccentric self was just making up an untenable reason for beating up his subordinates.

However, he still has to defend himself and favor himself.

But my cannon brother, you know?This time, what you have to face is not just talking about it, but the real thing, you are going to be my child's father!

Chu Tiankuo walked quickly to their bedroom with Dang Wu in his arms.

System: "Why do you suddenly want to tell him about this at this time? Mr. Taichang."

Dang Wu: "Actually, it wasn't sudden. On the way back from Shuixie Villa, I thought about it."

System: "Tsk tsk tsk, after all, is it a person who has given birth once, and feels like she can conceive after going to bed?"

Dang Wu: "Get out! What he told you is serious, this time I really thought about it in my heart, how can I make it clear to him that I want to give birth to him. This Chu Dapao is no better than Chunyi, this The era can be regarded as relatively enlightened, so coaxing him like coaxing the ancients is definitely not enough."

System: "Yeah, it is indeed a headache, so what do you think? Since you deliberately said it in front of everyone, you must have an idea, right?"

Dang Wu: "That's right, wait a while, and you'll know how I brainwashed him!"

System: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's time to appreciate the bullshit skill of being a teacher again!"

The two returned to the bedroom.

Da Zhu was laying out the quilts on the big heated kang for them, when he saw the head of the family coming in with his arms in his arms, he hurriedly left.

Chu Tiankuo walked to the edge of the kang and sat on the edge of the pit by himself, but instead of letting Tang Wu down, he lay on his body and looked into his eyes affectionately.

In the afternoon, he felt his heart beating faster and faster, and this suddenly affectionate big man made him see Chunyi's eyes in an instant.

But it would be fine if he was really Chunyi, and I could just use some kind of yin and yang rejoicing and Dafa to make people pregnant to deceive him.

But the point is that he is not!

Chu Tiankuo, who had been staring at him, suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, don't you want to tell me about the baby in your belly? Tell me, I'll listen. It's done, get dressed tomorrow morning Kang, if you don’t speak well, hehe, I’ll fine you for three days and three nights and you won’t be able to get off the Kang!”

At noon: "..."

Gritting his teeth in the afternoon, he finally opened his mouth.

"Master, if I tell you that my father was born in October, would you believe me?"

Chu Tiankuo: "..."

System: "Damn it! This shit is so good, I want to hear it!"