Quickly wear it and I have it again

After a while.

The horse was gnawing grass on the ground leisurely, while Chu Tiankuo was leaning against a tree, biting a branch in his mouth, still whistling just now, as if giving water to a man deep in the woods It's the same as the accompaniment.

To tell you the truth, I was already suffocating enough in the afternoon after galloping on horseback all night. Seeing the bandit leader and his mount, one person and one horse, splashing water, I felt an itch in my heart.

It's just that the sissy system desperately reminded herself to hold up her identity and keep her dignity, so she didn't have the nerve to jump off the horse to join them, so she continued to pretend to sleep on the horse's back.

Who would have thought that Chu Tiankuo's conscience was so bad that he kept blowing that soul-inspiring little whistle.

Every man knows that when a person is in a hurry, if he hears the sound of water or a whistle, it is simply a magic weapon for assists, and it will definitely make you want to stop.

So, he finally dismounted amid Chu Tiankuo's whistle.

It's just that he reluctantly accepted the system's suggestion, tried to look more elegant, told Chu Tiankuo to make it easier, and walked to the depths of the woods.

System: "Yes, that's it, walk more gracefully and steadily, slow down, pull your belt slowly, my master won't be in such a hurry like you."

Dang Wu: "Damn it! When I crossed into an eminent monk like Bilang, I could do it rashly. Why do I have to do it now?"

System: "Mr. Taichang, are you stupid? Who did you meet when you crossed into Ariel? That's Chunyi! He's simple, honest, stable and kind, and he's an ancient person. Although he accepts your abnormalities, but It's also half tolerant, half ignorant, and in addition to being completely infatuated with you in the later stage, it's even more pretending to be confused."

"But who is the person in front of you now? That is a bandit leader who is said to kill without batting an eyelid! It's not like you haven't seen it, this person is not only full of gangsters, but also cunning. He used tricks to rob Ye Pinxiao, Naturally, I fell in love with his demeanor and tone. If you are too far away and he becomes suspicious, this kind of heart is cruel. If you don’t like it, I don’t dare to imagine what he can do to you. !"

Dang Wu: "My God, I'm almost scared to pee after hearing what you said. So, I have to try my best to play Ye Pinxiao, a literary bitch?"

system:"……"

Dang Wu: "But to be honest, what you said makes sense. This Chu Dapao's performance is indeed a bit weird. In the past, I watched Lin Haixueyuan and Wulong Mountain Suppressing Bandits in those dramas, and the bandits in them got better. Rude, when you have a beauty in your arms, there is no one who doesn't start immediately, but this guy feels a little far away from my body."

System: "That's why I remind you, don't think that he is your target, so you can seduce him with confidence and do whatever you want. You are wearing different books, and you are facing different people, not even me. I know what kind of situation you will encounter. Mr. Taichang, I know that you will never forget Chunyi in your heart, but you must remember that the experience of each world is really completely different, and your identity is also different! "

Dang Wu: "Okay, okay, I understand, I always remember my identity as a literary bitch, and I promise not to eat loudly, sleep without grinding my teeth, walk without twisting my crotch, wink without hair, and be elegant and elegant, that's enough Bar?"

System: "Okay, I don't need you to be elegant and elegant, if you can guarantee that you are not crazy or stupid, I will be Amitabha!"

After draining the water in the afternoon, I tried my best to arrange my clothes with stretching movements, and turned around slowly.

Chu Tiankuo narrowed his eyes slightly, blew a long whistle, and got up from the tree trunk.

"Did you finish peeing?"

Dang Wu nodded, and the sentence "It's fucking good to pee" had already reached his lips, and he reined in the precipice and swallowed it back alive.

He walked to the side of the horse, and wanted to climb up with his ass pouted, but he didn't move after thinking about it. Instead, he deliberately looked at the horse's high back and made a somewhat embarrassed expression.

Chu Tiankuo walked over humming, and spat aside the branch he was biting, "Why, can't you go up? Come, I'll hug you."

Dang Wu gave Chu Tiankuo a look of gratitude, but the latter was obviously taken aback for some reason.

System: "Damn it, you said just now that you don't want to wink, why can't you stop now!"

Dang Wu: "I'm wronged, I swear it's true! I looked at him with the purest eyes. If this is considered winking, isn't it always like this when I look at men?"

System: "So you should now know how unrestrained you are in the eyes of others, right?"

At noon: "..."

Chu Tiankuo walked behind Dang Wu, pinched his left waist with one hand, supported his body with the other, and suddenly lifted Dang Wu up.

"Split your legs!"

At noon: "???"

Chu Tiankuo put Tang Wu, who slowly separated his legs while hesitating, on the horse's back, intending to let him ride on the saddle.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a crisp sound suddenly came from the woods, the sound was urgent and crisp, with a trailing sound, it sounded especially harsh in the empty mountain forest.

The horse was startled by the sound, frightened, and rushed forward.

As soon as Dang Wu's butt was covered with horse hair, he fell into the air, and the whole person suddenly fell to the ground.

Chu Tiankuo shouted at the horse, and his hands were not idle, he suddenly lifted it in the air, and grabbed Tang Wu into his arms.

This was indeed unexpected, Dang Wu subconsciously closed his eyes, and cried out 'ah'.

Chu Tiankuo stopped the horse, and said to Dang Wu: "This beast is like a bear, it's too timid, it surprised you!"

Dang Wu patted his chest, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not surprised!"

System: "Am I dirty? Why does this conversation sound so weird."

Chu Tiankuo put the afternoon on the ground and said, "This is the brother on the mountain who came to pick me up. The sound just now is the whistle of the joint."

He took out a piccolo from his pocket and blew it three times in a row. The sound was clear and short, and could be heard far away in the forest.

Soon, there were three echoes from the distant mountain forest, and then, the faint sound of horseshoes galloping towards this side was heard.

Chu Tiankuo put away the piccolo, thought for a while, and said to Dangwu, "Young master Ye, I'm going to the village soon, I have a few words to ask you."

Seeing that he suddenly put away the anger between his brows in the afternoon, he was quite serious, and unconsciously became nervous.

To be honest, if I'm not a time traveler, and I know that this man is going to breed with me... Oh no, it's a pairing Xiaogong, but the real Ye Pinxiao, I guess I should be very afraid of this bandit now .

Chu Tiankuo looked Dangwu up and down, "Young Master Ye, you know that I, Chu Tiankuo, am a bandit doing business without money. Since I hijacked you, I must be planning something. But since you have been here all night, neither He didn't quarrel with me, nor begged for mercy and lure me, to be honest, doubts arose in my heart."

At noon, I didn't know what to pick up, and remembering the system's reminder, I simply straightened my body and cast my gaze into the distance.

Hmph, look at my vast and distant eyes, who knows if I have an elegant temperament or because I don't know what to say.

Chu Tiankuo glanced at his slender figure, and said again, "Let me ask you, what do you think I want to do by robbing you up the mountain?"

Dangwu thought, what are you doing?Aren't you asking this knowingly? Don't you want me to tell you that you want to fuck me?

He scolded Chu Tiankuo in his heart, but tried to force a faint smile on his face.

"Then Pin Xiao answered bluntly, Master Chu must never be blamed. I think that Master Chu took the trouble to hijack Pin Xiao to threaten my Ye family and give money and goods so that I can go back to the house. In this way, Surely it will be cheaper than you leading the bandits to fight my Ye Mansion with real knives and guns."

It is indeed human nature to answer these thoughts in the afternoon.

Who knows that after Chu Tiankuo listened, he laughed loudly, "Everyone thinks so, but I just don't do it!"

He patted the horse's chubby buttocks, "To tell you the truth, your answer is wrong. Not only do I not want to use you to exchange property with your family, even the fact that I will lead people to attack the mansion three days later to rob the mansion is a fake. News, hey, think about it again this time, why should I take you up the mountain?"

In the afternoon, he was surprised, "Master Chu doesn't plan to go to my house? Now that he said that, Pin Xiao really didn't understand. If you don't know how to be talented, the only good thing you can do in the weekdays is some writing skills in books. Isn't it true, Chu Do you want to take me to the cottage to be a teacher?"

Chu Tiankuo: "..."

System: "Pfft! Mr. Taichang, don't tease me. Be a Mr. Bandits. Are you going to teach them how to write obscene poems?"

Chu Tiankuo chuckled twice, "The hundreds of brothers on my mountain, if you talk about fighting, drinking and soaking in horses, they are all like living dragons, but if you want them to read and write, they are all like eggplants It’s gone. You don’t need to do this, Mr. Teacher.”

Dang Wu shook his head, "Shu Pinxiao really can't guess Master Chu's mind."

Chu Tiankuo suddenly came over, and there seemed to be more tenderness in the ruffian's eyes.

"Young Master Ye, you have been so smart since you were a child, and you have fooled many adults around. Did you really not see who I am, and did you not guess my intentions? Hey, well, my subordinates will immediately go to bed!" Now, I won't ambush you anymore, in fact, I snatched you up the mountain for the purpose of just two words..."

Dangwu immediately gave the answer to those two words in his heart: "Play with you!"

System: "Play with you!"

Chu Tiankuo: "Repay your kindness!"

Dang Wu: "..."

system:"…………."

Chu Tiankuo looked at Dangwu whose face changed color in an instant, and just wanted to explain to him the meaning of his words, but unexpectedly, horses screamed behind him, and a bandit horse team of more than [-] people had already come to the two of them.

The leading bandit was a young man in his early twenties, riding on the back of a brown-red horse, dressed in an apricot-colored suit, with broad shoulders and a thin waist, a white face and heavy eyebrows, and a sheathed sword tied around his waist. With a waist knife and a rein in his hand, he looks extremely handsome and sassy.

His horse rushed to Chu Tiankuo and Dangwu first, flew up, and landed lightly like a swallow.

Chu Tiankuo was in a good mood when he saw that he arrived with all the bandits, and saw that he was in a vigorous posture when he dismounted, so he called out hello.

The man's black and white eyes squinted a few times, then walked to Chu Tiankuo's side, stretched out his hand and pulled his open jacket to the middle, blocking most of his exposed chest muscles.

"Brother, Xiao Wu is not by your side. You have always been so indifferent. The wind in this mountain is so strong that it is easy to hurt your body. How many times have I told you that I don't have a memory!"

Chu Tiankuo rolled up his clothes, laughed and said, "You bastard, how come you have become worse than a woman! I've been out for a few days, and everyone on the mountain is okay? Master Lin's old cold legs the day I left I made a mistake, is it better now?"

The little five curled his lips, "Everyone is fine, master took two doses of medicine, and he felt better, but he kept thinking about you, so he called me over early in the morning, saying that you are going back to the village today as planned, Let me come to pick you up earlier. By the way, big brother, that bitch-like guy is what you said, Ye Chuxiao?"

Chu Tiankuo took a look at Dang Wu who was staring into the distance in deep thought, nodded to Xiao Wu, grinned and said, "What a bitch, who plays the flute, that is the most talented person in Jinshan, Ye Fu from Ye Mansion." Master Xiao Ye!"

Xiao Wu glanced at Dang Wu, "We're a bandit, we don't understand that literary stuff, what's not good, don't we just blow it with our mouths!"

The author has something to say: Dangwu: "Blow Nimabi!"

system:"……"