Quickly wear it and I have it again

Dang Wu: "*&...%￥#@￥#*&...%￥, this is called masturbation, understand?"

Chunyi: "..."

Dang Wu: "I still don't understand this? No wonder the name of the Dharma is Chunyi. It's pure enough. Come on, come on, I'll make a move and you'll understand."

Seeing Master Ariel turn to face him, and quickly make two extremely seductive movements with his back to the crowd, Chun Yi's originally cold eyes were filled with indescribable confusion and embarrassment.

In fact, when Master Ariel described it to him in words, Chunyi already understood it.

After all, no matter how serious a man is, he is still a man. It's not that he doesn't understand some things, but he's just embarrassed to say them.Who would have thought that Master Ariel not only dared to speak, but also dared to act...

The key is to act so vividly... Amitabha!

"Eating meat, drinking alcohol, and masturbating, he did these things, do you believe me or not?"

Seeing Chunyi's expression of "I understand what you said, but I don't believe it" on Chunyi's face at noon, he blinked again and said, "It seems that I still don't believe it, so dare you bet me a pack of spicy strips!"

Chun subconsciously touched the bridge of his straight nose. Although he didn't know what the spicy stick in his mouth was, he knew that the eccentric Master Ariel was betting with him on the truth about the escape of Monk Mozhen.

It's just that after a part of the truth was demonstrated by this handsome mage, for some reason, there was an indescribable charm.

Mo Zhen on the side probably weighed the pros and cons in his heart, made up his mind, and finally spoke.

"Uncle Master...Actually...I was secretly drinking and eating meat in my room, and...also secretly blasphemy..."

The big man said in front of everyone that he was blaspheming himself. Although he wanted to prove his innocence, he still blushed.

"I thought the wrong things I did were discovered by you and the Discipline Hall, and they came to arrest me. I was afraid of the punishment of the three hundred rattan whips. For a while, I just thought about escaping from the temple first, and then making plans. About the relic."

"Uncle Master, Lord Buddha, Mo Zhen violated the precepts and would rather be punished, but never dare to bear the name of the thief who stole the holy things! If some of these words are true, I will not be reborn after death, and I will be tortured in the Avici Hell." Eternal torment, uncle, please learn from me!"

Few Buddhist disciples dared to make such a heavy oath, as soon as he said this, Chun Yi's expression changed slightly, and he couldn't help but glanced at Tang Wu beside him.

Unexpectedly, the other party was also looking at him with satisfaction, seeing his gaze coming over, his eyes squeezed, and his face was full of complacency.

In the afternoon, according to the prompt of the system, the door was opened, and I was overwhelmed with excitement for a while. Seeing Monk Chunyi looking at me with surprise and admiration, I couldn't help being very happy, and said excitedly:

"How about it, should you trust me now? Let me tell you, do you know why I am in the group of monks and nuns... Oh no, I am famous in Buddhism because I have superhuman abilities, and I can break through Buddhism." headless mystery."

"What kind of monk and nun committed adultery, the young monk seduced the abbot to go to bed, and the brother in the same room was smothered by the mist and raped, which one will not be broken by me, you throwing a small relic, it is not worth it carry!"

The system suddenly whispered in Dang Wu's ear: "Steady! Be careful that the cowhide will let you leak..."

Dang Wu rolled his big eyes at that sissy in the air.

"Master Chunyi, after you bring me to meet Abbot De Que, you can go to the place where I sleep, um, go to the place where I rest, and we will make a deal, and I will tell you where the relic is. Don't worry, wrap it on me, you can't lose it!"

Make a deal?

Although Monk Chunyi was always stern and alert, but the words that afternoon were really like a fairy tale, he was already confused when he heard that he was going to make a deal with him in the place where he was sleeping. nodded.

Chunyi was born as an orphan, and was abandoned to the rear corner gate of Lanruo Temple when he was born. After being discovered by the monks in the temple, Master De Que decided to take him in.Since he lived in Lanruo Temple since he was a child, the Kudeng Ancient Buddha has long been used to the rules and regulations.

There are hundreds of monks around, although they have different natures, but most of them have a haggard heart, follow the rules, eat fast, chant Buddha, and have no vitality.

Under such an environment, he, who was originally honest and honest, developed a character of prudence in words and deeds. After serving as a monk, he practiced himself, acted rigorously and steadily, and enforced the law meticulously. The monks in the temple were in awe of him.

He has heard for a long time that Master Bilang of Mantou Temple is proficient in Buddhism, and he knows that he will come to the temple to preach, and he is very eager to see him.

In his heart, this eminent monk who is famous all over the world should come down to earth like the Buddha, with a dignified appearance, and his speech and behavior must be extremely dignified, and he should be a model and example for Buddhist monks.

Unexpectedly, when I really met this mage, I realized that I was really a frog at the bottom of a well, watching the sky from sitting in a well.

It turns out that I still have a superficial understanding of the word Buddhism.

The Master Bilang in front of him, although he doesn't have a dignified appearance, and he doesn't have the behavior of a holy monk, he sticks to his body when he speaks, and the phoenix eyes are shining when he moves.

His actions are perverse and his speech is strange.But in a few words, you can predict what you can't, and you can solve what you are troubled by talking and laughing.

I thought that I was still fantasizing about what a Buddhist master should look like, but I forgot what Buddhism said, "All appearances are false."

Thinking about this Master Bilang, he is the one who really understands the Buddhist principles, and he has already seen through the so-called good looks, and his own insight that "Buddha needs gold clothes and people want clothes" has fallen behind.

Now that Chunyi thought so, Master Bilang's words and deeds in his eyes were no longer as weird as when he first met him, but he felt kind and respectful instead.

He first asked the monks to take Mo Zhenhaosheng back to the monastery and watch him strictly, but not to scold him.

After all, no matter what he said is true or not, one is that the relic has not been found yet, so he is still a suspect after all.Second, according to what he said, he also violated the great precepts of Buddhism, so he must be dealt with according to the regulations after trial.

Then, while leading the way to Abbot De Que's meditation room for the noon, he asked in a low voice, "Can I ask you one more question? Whether or not the transaction needs to be prepared by the monk, the monk can make arrangements in advance."

Chunyi has always been prudent and meticulous, and never does anything abrupt and unprepared.

Hearing Dangwu suddenly said that he would make a deal with himself in exchange for relics, he was naturally thinking.

As a monk, the sudden disappearance of the sacred objects in the temple shocked the whole temple and made him feel a heavy responsibility.

Right now, Mo Zhen, who is the only suspicious person, does not seem to be the perpetrator.But looking for a small piece of relic among the hundreds of monks in the whole temple is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.

To be honest, Chunyi looked calm on the surface, but his heart was already extremely anxious.

How can you not be in a hurry when you hear that the eminent monk Bilang has vowed to tell you the whereabouts of the relic?

At noon, he was humming a ditty, admiring the magnificent temple of Lanruo Temple, when he heard Chunyi's words, he stopped.

"You want to know what the deal is, don't you?"

Chunyi nodded seriously.

In the afternoon, the eyeballs rolled.

"Actually, it's nothing. I've been a monk for many years, and I've developed a rather weird habit. I made an oath in front of the Buddha that I would find eight hundred arhats for the Buddha among the current Buddhist disciples. The reincarnated true body."

Chun Yi couldn't help but widen his eyes.

"So every time I go to a Buddhist place to teach scriptures, I will verify the wisdom roots of all the disciples in the temple to see if there are eight hundred arhats under the Buddha's seat. After a few years, I have found 240 nine... ..."

In the afternoon, he suddenly frowned.

He heard the gentle voice of the system that only he could hear.

"Won't your conscience hurt when you lie like this?"

Dang Wu: "Go away!"

He continued to talk to Chun, "The so-called wisdom root is actually a man's thing. To you and my Buddhist disciples, it looks like a drainage thing. As everyone knows, that thing actually has a great mystery..."

Chunyi: "..."

system:"…………"