Quickly wear it and I have it again
Chapter 26
(One)
Chun Yi in front of him stared blankly at Dang Wu's face as if in a trance, he didn't speak for a long time, even his eyes didn't move.
"Chunyi, Chunyi!"
Shaking him in the afternoon, Chunyi's body swayed with his hand like a puppet, but he didn't even seem to respond at all.
"Sissy, what's wrong with him, he looks like he's bewitched!"
System: "It seems that I was startled by the fact that you were pregnant. Brother, he is an ancient person after all. He has never heard of such things as boys and girls. He must not be able to accept it for a while!"
Dang Wu waved his hand back and forth in front of Chun Yi's eyes, but the other's eyeballs remained motionless.
"Then what should we do? It won't go on like this forever? My poor child, won't he be born with a dazed father?"
System: "Pfft, your imagination is really rich. By the way, I heard some elders in the dimension say that using boy urine or virgin urine to shower the patient's head will unravel his madness. Do you want to give it a try? Try? But the key is, where to find a boy right now, you are not a virgin anymore..."
Dang Wu violently waved his hand in the air, "What about you, aren't you? I guarantee you are still an old virgin, right? Girly, hurry up and find a way to sacrifice yourself!"
System: "You... how do you know that I'm a virgin..."
Dang Wu: "It's worth watching? From what you're saying, you've never touched a man before, and you can't fall asleep in the middle of the night, so you can't sleep and scratch the sheets..."
system:"……"
While talking, Chun Yi on the side suddenly shook his head, as if waking up from a dream, he grabbed Dang Wu's hand suddenly.
"Master, what you said just now...is it true?"
Dang Wu took a breath, looked at Chun Yi's nervous expression, and said, "Why not? If I hadn't been pregnant with a fetus, how could my waist like a willow branch be so thick as to be so virtuous! Look at you You look silly, did you get frightened when you heard that you were going to be a father?"
Chunyi's two hands gripped him more and more tightly, "How is it possible, how is this possible? As a man, how did you get pregnant? The mage must be joking with Chunyi, right?"
Although he said so, but in a pair of calm eyes, it seemed that a kindling was lit in the dark night, flashing a light of surprise and joy.
Looking at his honest and handsome face in the afternoon, I felt an indescribable warmth and love in my heart.
"Chunyi, listen to me, I'm not joking with you, it's absolutely true, you're going to be the father of the child in my womb."
In the afternoon, I saw the corners of Chunyi's mouth trembling again and again, although his face still had a puzzled expression, but his eyes had already involuntarily landed on his slightly swollen belly.
Dang Wu: "Chunyi, do you know that the foundation for us two men to conceive a fetus is that Yang and Yang rejoicing together with Dafa!"
System: "Wait for you to fuck..."
Dang Wu: "Chunyi, I know that this matter is my responsibility. In fact, when the immortal monk on the sea was passing on the secret scriptures of the Great Law of Harmonious Yang and Yang to me, he told me that there was a secret hidden in this fairy recipe." Great danger."
"He told me that the harmony of Yin and Yang in this world is the correct way of heaven and earth, but this Dafa of yin and yang is going against it. The combination of yin and yang is the hottest and fiercest, the most rigid and the strongest. When practicing, you can absorb the yang energy of the world, the sun, the moon, water, and fire as much as possible, so that dual practitioners can reach the realm of pure yang and no yin in a short period of time."
"However, this kind of practice of yang and rigidity will also bring the disease of yang hyperactivity to the practitioner. As the saying goes, the rigidity is easy to break, and the yang is easy to crack. This is the truth. So the overseas immortal monk quietly told me another thing in Dafa. The secret that has not been passed on is that when two male bodies practice this method, if the yang energy of one side is really too strong, the other side will definitely exhaust the yang and yin out, turning into the most yin physique, and transforming into the pulse of a female body in the joyous union , to balance the excess of yang fire. And if both practitioners coincidentally agree with each other, and yang and yang attract each other, it is very easy for the deficiency of yin to absorb the other’s yuan yang, and the result of dark knots in the embryo will happen.”
System: "Papa papa, this story is made up, it's so exciting, applaud!"
Chun Yi fixed his eyes on the small diamond-shaped mouth that kept spitting out words in the afternoon, and seemed to feel that every word uttered from it had a power to enchant him.
"Master... In this way, you really want to conceive and have a child for Chunyi. Am I really... going to be a father?"
Probably because of being too nervous and excited, Chunyi's voice revealed an obvious trill.
"Well, will you feel scared, even terrified? Will you treat me like that half-woman monster and drive me away?"
Dangwu deliberately put on a pitiful expression, and blinked his watery eyes, as if he had suffered all kinds of grievances.
System: "Hey, you're really cheap!"
Chunyi took a sudden step forward, and hugged Tangwu in his arms.Probably because he thought that he was pregnant, he hurriedly relaxed a little.
"Master, why did you say that! Chunyi feels sorry for Master, it's too late to suffer, so why would he drive you away? In Chunyi's mind, Master is just like the gods and Buddhas in the world, and Guanyin on the sea, colorless and formless, but with both colors and appearances. Ordinary men and women in the world can be compared..."
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, if this boring person talks about love, it's really amazing. Hey, I don't know if that big nose has the ability."
After Chunyi said what was in his heart, he lowered his head again, rubbed his chin with blue stubble on Tang Wu's lower abdomen, and said, "Master, do you know how happy Chunyi is now?"
"I thought that in my life, being able to meet a mage, and double practice and combination, is the Buddha's gratitude for my devotion to the Buddha in the past 27 years. To be honest, although I have a dark seed for the mage, I never dare to be greedy. Master Nian will accompany me for the rest of my life, after all, a master is such an out-of-this-world person, and he must bear things that ordinary people can't do, Chunyi doesn't want to, and dare not miss the way of master's practice."
"Today, I learned that the mage has worked so hard to conceive a child for Chunyi. In my heart, I feel like I have obtained the biggest treasure in the world. Mage, Chunyi is so happy!"
After he finished speaking, he gently let go of Tang Wu, turned around and did two somersaults on the open space in the room, like a young man, he didn't know how to express his feelings for a while.
Seeing his happy appearance in the afternoon, and thinking of what he said just now, I felt both warm and inexplicably sour in my heart.
That's right, why don't I want to be with you for the rest of my life, it's just that there are some things that I really can't help.
But don't worry, I know what to do.
He thought silently in his heart, but his body slowly walked to Chunyi's side, obediently put his arms around his strong waist, without saying a word, just leaned against his chest, counting the number of times his heart beat.
After a long time, Dang Wu raised his head, looked at Chun Yi's black eyes staring at him, and said softly, "If one day, I have to leave you and your baby for a while, what will you think of me?"
Chunyi's eyes darkened slightly, and he said in a low voice, "If there is a day, Chunyi hopes that the mage can leave a small portrait of you for Chunyi, Chunyi will certainly raise our child well, teach him to recognize the father in the painting every day, and wait When the child goes to sleep, Chunyi will naturally fall asleep in front of the little portrait of the mage..."
When he said this, he suddenly leaned over, put his lips against Dang Wu's ear, and said very lightly, "If Master Xiang thinks too hard, there is a small statue of Master, and you can help Chun Yidan cultivate that Happy to join Dafa, to comfort the pain of missing the master."
In the afternoon, he was softened by his tender and seductive tone, and almost half-paralyzed in Chunyi's arms, with one hand hooking his chin, and the other touching him randomly .
Chunyi's breathing was getting heavier, and the hot air in his mouth was on Dang Wu's earlobe, "Master already has a child on his body, don't seduce Chunyi to do that practice thing again, my brute force is too strong, and the foreign body is too fierce, if it really hurts the child , Aren’t we going to make you and I regret it for the rest of our lives!”
But in the afternoon, he hugged his neck like soft mud and didn't let go, "It's okay, the child is still very young, and he can't hurt him. If you don't take this opportunity to have fun with me now, your belly will be as big as a basin in a few days." , that’s really not working.”
Seeing Chunyi's expression of eagerness and nervousness, he added fuel to the fire in the afternoon, and whispered in his ear.
"Ever since I had a child, I always feel very cold on my body. I think it's because of the increase of yin energy. I heard that in this situation, if a man's yang energy is injected into the body, the yin energy will be expelled, but Keep everyone safe. You are born with a magical weapon, and the yang energy is incomparable to no one, why don't you hurry up and inject some into me and the baby?"
Chunyi gently picked up Dangwu's body and put him on the bed.
"Since that's the case, Chunyi will be more careful so as not to hurt the mage. However, after thinking about it, our previous practice postures seem to be a bit inappropriate. I have an idea. The mage lies on his side on the bed, and Chunyi stands on the ground over there. , the distance is farther, so as not to hurt the fetus in Fazhong's womb, how about it?"
Dang Wu glanced at Chun Yi, who was a meter away from him, and saw that he regarded his stomach as a treasure, so he nodded helplessly.
The system opened its eyes and quickly recorded in the work log.
"When Taichangjun was pregnant for more than two months, he and Chunyi practiced Yangyang Huanhe Dafa in the room as usual. Taichangjun lay on the couch, and Chunyi stood one meter away from him. His movements were extremely gentle, although slow but firm , very patient, and spent nearly three hours before and after sharing..."
Time flies by at the flick of your fingers.
On this day, Dangwu's stomach began to ache from noon, intermittently, sweating profusely.
When he was in the late stage of pregnancy, his body shape didn't change much, except for his bulging belly, his hands and feet were still as thin as before.
Chun Yi originally planned to find a midwife for him, but was rejected early on in the afternoon.
He told Chunyi that he was a man giving birth, which is rare in the world, even if a midwife came, he would probably think that he was a monster, and would lose his sense of control due to fright.
He has learned about the birth of the Dimensional man from the system, and he knows that he and Chunyi can handle it completely, not to mention the system is helping in the dark, so it is expected that there will be no serious problems. The little doll just came out.
It was only on the day of giving birth that he realized how terrifying the gap between theory and practice is.
It turns out... giving birth is really fucking painful!
"Ah... ah... don't... it hurts, it hurts!"
"Damn the system, the damn shit dimension, ah... ah... it hurts me to death, I'm going to explode, I hate you, I curse you to be like me, everyone will have children, ah! Help, it hurts ..."
system:"……"
Chunyi saw that his face was covered with sweat from the pain, his face was pale, his fingers holding the bed sheet were almost turning blue, and his head was sweating profusely as in the afternoon from the pain.
Seeing Dang Wu scratching his hands, he hastily stretched out his hand and said to Dang Wu, "Grab my hand, if it hurts, just pinch me!"
That noon just happened to catch up with a new wave of colic, tears flowed out of pain, grabbed Chunyi's hand, and squeezed hard.
"Stinky monk, do you think I'm not willing to pinch you! It's all because of you, it's all because of you, it hurts, woohoo, it's all your fault, you have grown such a life-threatening thing, if you practice and practice, you will know how to practice and dare to love you It’s good, I’m happy after I’ve practiced, what about me, why is I so unlucky, I want to give birth to you...Ahhh...It hurts! Let me tell you, Chunyi, I’m not human if I want to double cultivate with you again..."
Chunyi: "..."
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that some people are destined to be human in the future."
(two)
"Cuck!"
A powerful cry of a baby pierced the silence of the autumn night.
"Master...Look, our child is a boy, white and tender, just like you!"
In the past time, after Chunyi sweated profusely and finished all the preparations for the delivery under the guidance of the afternoon, he kept comforting him and scolded him with him in the pain of crying and cursing in the afternoon. He was an asshole, scolding himself for growing such a foreign body, scolding himself for bullying him again and again for his own enjoyment.
Well, although the situation at that time was that he held his back again and again to prevent himself from ending, but at this time, he said it was bullying, so it was bullying!
Everything finally came to an end with the cry of a baby.
A new life was born, and the two big men also became two fathers.
Chunyi was so excited that his whole body seemed to be pumped with chicken blood, and the expression of excitement flashed uncontrollably on his usually calm face.
He wrapped the snow-white baby in a soft cloth and sent it to Tang Wu, letting him take a look at the baby's cute appearance.
At this time in the afternoon, I feel relieved. Although I am extremely tired, my whole body feels inexplicably excited.
He took a look at the child's black hair and the tightly closed eyes on his small face. From the outline, he was indeed somewhat similar to himself, but the child's nose was a replica of Chunyi, tall and straight.
Seeing this handsome big nose, Dang Wu's heart moved and he shouted, "Open the cloth!"
Chun Yi was taken aback for a moment, but obediently untied the cloth bag on the child, revealing two snow-white chubby legs.
"What does the mage want to see? I just took a closer look. The child is very neat and there is nothing unusual."
Dang Wu looked carefully at the key parts of the baby's body, and nodded in relief.
"Yeah, as long as there is no abnormality, I am really scared. If he looks like you, what will happen when he grows up?"
While wrapping his son tightly, Chunyi said in a low voice, "How can you tell now that Chunyi is not in the same shape as a mage in ordinary times, the key is to use emotion to see Change. Besides, even if our children can really pass on my foreign body, it may not be a bad thing. Now Chunyi often thinks that I can put such an exquisite figure like a mage under him and let me gallop. This artifact is big enough!"
At noon: "..."
System: "Pfft, Chunyi is telling the truth again..."
Three days later, Chunyi and Dangwu decided on their son's name, Shenjizi.
And in the afternoon, I gave the child a daily nickname, called Little Gourd.
The baby in the confinement period grows rapidly, and within a month, the little gourd has grown more delicate and cute. Although it only feeds on milk, it is extremely strong and powerful.
In the afternoon, I often stared at him who was snoozing, and it took a long time to see him.
Sometimes when he sees a child unconsciously raising the corners of his mouth in a dream and smiling cutely while sleeping, he will uncontrollably kiss that fresh and tender face lightly, again and again, but he can't kiss enough.
But the little gourd was lively and tight when he woke up.
A pair of big lacquer-like eyes turned around, sometimes looking at Chunyi, sometimes at Tangwu, as if wondering who is the father and mother of these two men.
He was born strong, ate a lot, and urinated frequently. Every now and then, a fountain-like stream of water would spurt out of the thing, which lasted for half a day.
Whenever at this time, Dangwu would always make fun of Chunyi's artifact, saying that it most likely passed on the divine power to his son.
Although neither of them had much experience in taking care of children, Chunyi's steady temperament came in handy at this time.
Not only did he take good care of the noon during the confinement period, a big man also took care of a baby baby clean and tidy, without crying or making trouble.
When I saw it in the afternoon, I felt relieved in my heart, but also felt sad from time to time.
Because the system has solemnly reminded him that his mission in the first world has been successfully completed.According to the regulations, he must travel to the second world after the child's full moon.
System: "Mr. Taichang, I know you are reluctant to part with Chunyi and Little Gourd now, but you have to know that Dimension is a world derived from desire after all. There are not so many favors, and more rules and tasks."
Dang Wu: "But I'm really worried that once I leave, I will never see them again. In that case, even if I return to the real world, what's the fun?"
System: "To be honest, since the little gourd was born, I have watched him every day, and I am as reluctant to leave this child as you are in my heart. So I specifically told Big Nose to check your ultimate Task."
System: "Don't worry, as long as your desire to miss them can reach the highest level in your body, Dimension will definitely give you a result!"
The child was almost full moon, and Chunyi went to the town to buy a small windmill, red string and a small silver lock for the little gourd, and also bought some paper and pens for drawing according to the instructions that afternoon.
Dang Wu told him that he would personally draw a portrait of his son and give it to him as a full moon gift.
On the day of the full moon, Chunyi and Dangwu dressed the little gourd in pink makeup and jade, Yuxue is cute.
In the afternoon, let Chunyi sit in front of the window with his son in his arms, and lean on the desk, brushing ink, and in a short while, a painting of the deep love between father and son appeared on the paper.
Chun Yi looked at the vivid son and the simple and cold self in the painting, his eyes were full of surprise and admiration on Dang Wu's face for a long time, and he refused to move away.
"How can the mage paint so well? Lanruo Temple has always had a large collection of paintings, but I can't find a painting as fresh as the mage's. Master, Chunyi can have you by his side in this life and give birth to my beloved child. Fortunately!"
Seeing his emotional state in the afternoon, he didn't say much, just smiled at him, thought for a while, and hurriedly put a small portrait on the case.
When Chunyi went to look at it again, he was pleasantly surprised at first, but then, he didn't know what to think of, and suddenly there was a trace of sadness in his expression.
It turned out that the small portrait was a self-portrait taken that afternoon.
The person in the painting has affection in his eyes, a smile on his lips, and a monk's robe on his body. At first glance, under the majestic appearance of the treasure, it is difficult to conceal a strange and strange attitude.
The corner of Chunyi's mouth trembled slightly, "Master really promised Chunyi, this little statue will definitely accompany Chunyi in this life and never leave him."
into the night.
After Chunyi coaxed his son to fall asleep on the side couch, he found that he was sitting on the side of the main couch that afternoon, staring at him with his bright eyes.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Chunyi lifted his body over, wrapped his arms around Tang Wu in his arms.
"you guess?"
At noon, the tone of the voice suddenly became extremely low and soft, as if water entered the dust, the wind entered the temples, and the indescribable style penetrated into the bone.
Chunyi had voluntarily stopped doing dual cultivation since several months before he gave birth, and when he suddenly made such a heart-stopping voice, with icy muscles and bones in his arms, he felt a raging fire steaming up in his body instantly.
"Did you... miss it?"
Chunyi took Dangwu's Su hand and slowly led him away.
"Don't want to... hate it!"
Dang Wu gritted his teeth and pinched hard.
Chunyi was pinched to the point of death, although he was in pain, his face did not change, and he said more tenderly, "Since the mage hates it so much, then feel free to punish it, and Chunyi will never stop it. Small ones are kept as you please."
System: "Damn it, after giving birth to a child and becoming a father, the two of them are even more coquettish."
It is:
The small building is full of autumn colors, and the wild chrysanthemums are in full bloom.
The golden phoenix meets the jade dew, and the bixiao plays the piano platform.
There are two petals of delicate stamens, and a reed is buried in them.
The long night only hates the short, when will you come again.
A fishy white appeared on the horizon.
System: "Mr. Taichang, the time... is here!"
Dang Wu nodded silently, and gently moved his body from the couch, for fear of disturbing the sleeping Chun Yi.
Probably because he got a little hot after sleeping together in the middle of the night, the sleeping Chunyi dropped the thin quilt, revealing his strong body.
Dang Wu's eyes greedily lingered on the perfect male body, and slowly, his eyes fell on the bright red birthmark under Chunyi's right buttock.
He stretched out his hand and stroked the blood-colored mark for a moment, his eyelashes blinked, and tears dripped from his eyes.
He turned around and came to the side couch again, looking at the sleeping little gourd, his heart was full of tenderness, and he slowly picked up his little body on the couch and hugged him in his arms.
The little gourd curled up the corners of his mouth in his dream, probably because he smelled him, and subconsciously burrowed his little head into Dang Wu's arms.
Dang Wu bit his lower lip tightly, turned his head, and kept the tears from streaming down his son's face.
System: "Mr. Taichang... The time is really coming up, no matter how reluctant you are, you have to keep it in your heart. Remember, the sooner you complete all the tasks, the sooner you can reunite with them!"
Dang Wu nodded vigorously, gently put the little gourd back on the bed, wiped away her tears, and tidied up quickly.
He didn't know which book Jiyuan would bring him into this time, and what kind of new world he would face. He only knew that he secretly hid the portraits of Chunyi and his son on his body. I will accompany myself to face the new day in the future together.
Looking at the self-portrait left for Chunyi on the table, he pondered for a moment in the afternoon, and wrote a line of small characters on the back of the painting.
"Chunyi, my love, today I have to say goodbye to you and Ai'er because of destiny, I am thinking about it, I don't say much, after seven years, I will continue the relationship, remember, remember!"
The room was filled with that transparent and viscous state again, and once again, Dang Wu felt that except for his eyes, his whole body fell into the situation that made him unable to move.
His eyes stayed motionless on Chunyi and his son, but after a while, amidst a roar, Dang Wu's eyes were already pitch black.
He knew that he would leave this world after all.
(three)
"Cuiping, Cuiping, have you heard that yesterday, the master invited [-] new bodyguards to visit the nursing home, all of them are big and round, and they all have guys on their bodies. They look scary!"
"Xiaoju, please keep your voice down. It took the young master to take the medicine with great difficulty. He probably hasn't slept well yet, so don't wake him up."
The voices of two low-pitched girls came from outside the bedroom with thick cotton curtains, making Dang Yi, who was lying on the pillow and just opened his eyes, unable to realize where he was for a while.
He raised his head slightly, and looked around the room. The first thing he saw was the broken glass inlaid on the carved window lattice, which let in a little moonlight.
Oh, it seems that this time, I should be wearing a modern world.
A girl's slender hand raised the door curtain, and took a hasty look inside.
Dang Wu hurriedly closed his eyes, pretending to be in deep sleep.
The people outside the curtain probably saw that they were sleeping soundly, so they lowered the curtain with confidence, and chatted with each other again.
In the afternoon, he gently propped himself up and looked carefully at the room he was in.
This should be the interior of a large house in the Republic of China or earlier, and all the decorations and utensils are not much different from some period dramas I usually watch.
And you don't need to look carefully, you knew that the person you passed through should be a rich family in the afternoon.
After all, the jeweled things are there, and the little girl who serves people is also waiting outside. For a small family, how can there be such a pomp.
It is the bed that I am lying on now, and it is also covered with pearls and emerald greens, exuding the smell of succulent fragrance.
Dang Wu turned his head to look, and there was an old thread-bound book and a round mirror beside the pillow.It seems that the owner of this body should also be a beauty lover.
He picked up the book and flipped through it, only to find that everything from the title to the content was in ancient seal characters, which he didn't recognize at all.
Tsk tsk, this guy looks very elegant.
However, when I was at home, there was "Dream of Red Mansions" next to my pillow, but under the pillow, wasn't there also a little yellow book?
Humph, don't make me find out.
In the afternoon, he lifted up the pillow in disbelief, and uncovered two layers of bedding, not to mention, there really wasn't one.
Dang Wu felt in his heart that he really seemed to be wearing a white lotus this time, and wondered that the ubiquitous sissy system didn't show up, so he took the small mirror and took a look at himself.
If you don't take a photo, you're done. This photo almost threw the mirror on the ground that afternoon.
"What the hell! There is a beautiful girl's face in this mirror."
He was so frightened for a moment that he reached out and touched between his legs, Amitabha, the baby is still there.
Dang Wu was thinking of calling the system immediately to ask what happened, when the voices of two girls outside the door came in again.
"Xiaoju, do you think that bandit surnamed Chu really ate his heart and guts? This Jinshan belongs to our Yefu family, with hundreds of guards and guards. The master is also friendly with the officers and soldiers in the county government. Are you scaring people by blatantly issuing tickets to Ye Zhai, saying that you will bring people to grab tickets three days later?"
The girl named Xiaoju lowered her voice, but she was probably born with a loud voice, and her speech was rough, her voice was clearly transmitted into the room.
"You just came out of your hometown to work. You don't know how powerful that bandit named Chu Dapao is. He is a well-known gangster in Bangchui Mountain. He has a lot of guys who are as desperate as him. It's scary. This group of people He specializes in making trouble with the rich. Every year before winter, he would find a rich man to do a lot of money. After grabbing enough money and food, he would go to the mountains for winter. Since he said he was going to grab tickets, he was not joking. "
Cuiping asked curiously, "Then you said the bandits robbed, didn't they rob money, food, and women? Why did I hear Wang Ma say that the focus of the mansion these two days is to protect our young master, so I was puzzled. What if It's all right to grab a girl, but grab a man back, what is he going to do? Could it be that he wants the young master to be a slave and abuse him?"
Xiaoju obviously snickered twice, and said mysteriously, "The key is that outsiders say that Chu Dapao is nearly [-] years old and is a bandit leader, but he has never looked for Mrs. Yazhai. Everyone guessed It's because he doesn't like women."
Cuiping obviously didn't have much experience in the world, so he asked curiously, "If you don't like women, could it be that you like men?"
Xiaoju snickered again, "What's so strange about this? I heard that many men like masculinity, and girls don't want them, but they especially like men with handles. By the way, you know that bandit surnamed Chu Why is the nickname Chu Dapao?"
Cuiping outside the curtain thought he shook his head, and Xiaoju continued, "Don't let anyone listen to this, it's a shame to say it. I heard some old women in the mansion secretly whispering that it was the bandit leader. Although I don't like women, but I have grown a guy with such a length, I am blind for nothing, hee hee!"
That Xiaoju obviously compared it with her hands, Cuiping gasped, "My mother, this is nonsense, it's so long, it's not from the top of the head to the toe, God, I'm really worried about our big The young master will fall into the hands of such a person!"
When I heard this in the afternoon, I suddenly thought of something, quickly recalled my seven comic books in my mind, and subconsciously took a breath.
That's right, he finally knew which book he was transmigrating into this time.
The name of the manga is "The King Holds Me to Patrol the Mountains"
It was the first time he changed his style after he became famous. Apart from the usual Artifact Minor Gong setting, the biggest hit point of this comic is that Gong is very crazy and persistent in expressing his desires, which caused Xiaoshou to basically suffer. Can't get in bed, it was a sensation when it was launched, and even triggered heated discussions on the Internet whether it is a pervert or a true love.
In that comic, the attacker is set to be the bandit leader who occupies the mountain as king, and the victim is set to be the rich young master who was robbed by the bandits.Of course, like all the comics in the afternoon, the characters are only marked to facilitate the setting of intense scenes, and there is still no specific plot in the whole comic.
Therefore, what kind of story will happen to me in this world is still a mystery in terms of the process.
But at least I know this time, the artifact Xiao Gong in this world must be this bandit leader named Chu Da Pao, there is no need to rely on peeking at hundreds of monks taking a bath to determine who Xiao Gong is like in the previous world .
In the afternoon, I wanted to listen to those two girls' gossip again, when the system's sweet and gentle voice suddenly came to my ears.
"Mr. Taichang, welcome to the second world. When you fell asleep just now, I have already entered the relevant information of this world into your brain."
Dang Wu: "Sis, where did you die... Do you know, I miss Chunyi and the child..."
System: "You can think about it, but I think it's best to think about it in the dead of night when everything is safe and quiet. Now, you must immediately familiarize yourself with the various situations in the new world. After all, every world is important to you. They're all equally important."
System: "Remember, your current identity is the young master of the big Ye family in Jinshan County, named Ye Pinxiao."
Dang Wu: "Yepinxiao? Good name..."
System: "Not only is the name good, this young master of the Ye family, apart from being born with a good skin, is gentle and gentle, and although he is talented, he has already learned a lot and has a lot of talent. He is a well-known talent in Jinshan County. Write a good article, write a good hand..."
Dang Wu: "Wait a minute, you said that Young Master Ye is only this year? Ahhh, it's so cool, I'm finally making fresh meat again!"
System: "Stop being so prettier, let me tell you, when I knew this information, I really worried about you for a long time."
Dang Wu: "What are you worried about? Do you think I don't have classical beauty?"
System: "I'm worried that your detached personality is too different from that young master's character, and your identity will be seen through. You know, he is really a jade-like character, but you..."
Dang Wu: "Me? What's wrong with me! You're a fucking sissy! He's a beautiful jade, and I'm not a brick! He's gentle and gentle and can write bullshit articles, so I'm awesome. Then I'm also coquettish and good at painting erotic palaces." Woolen cloth!"
system:"……"
Dang Wu: "Wait, I don't have time to deal with you now, you tell me first, is this Ye Pinxiao still a virgin?"
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, Young Master Ye is a man of integrity and seriousness. Of course he's still good. Mr. Taichang, why did you suddenly think of asking this?"
Dang Wu: "Because I'm worried, you know, Chunyi's magic weapon is so big, and I've even given birth to a child, I'm afraid it won't be as tight as before anyway, if I put it on again, I don't know if it will be Believe it?"
System: "Pfft! It turns out that you were worried about this. It's my fault. I didn't explain it clearly to you. It's like this. When you travel to a new world, Dimension will automatically perform a regenerative restoration for your body. To put it bluntly, now You are already like a daisy, beautiful and tender, don't you worry now?"
Just as he was about to speak at noon, a new human voice seemed to come from outside the curtain.
In the afternoon, I hurriedly closed my eyes tightly again.
"Master is asleep?"
Outside the curtain was the voice of a middle-aged woman.
"Go back to Master and Madam, the young master has rested for a while."
Xiaoju and Cuiping seemed a little flustered, they probably didn't expect Mrs. Master to come to the Young Master's room at this time.
"Can you let him take the pill I gave?"
"Returning to Madam, I have already served the young master to take it. Although the young master thinks the pill is too bitter, but knowing that Madam sent someone to calm the nerves and clear the brain, he still took it."
The middle-aged woman sighed, "Master, Xiao'er is so sensible, but this child has such an smooth personality, I am really afraid that he will be wronged by outsiders as a mother."
A middle-aged man only said "hmm" without commenting.
While talking, the two lifted the curtain and entered the inner room.
In the afternoon, he felt two sets of gazes on his face, and knew that it should be the master and wife of the Ye family.
He tried his best to control his breathing and keep himself in a normal sleep state.
"Master, do you think our defenses are really safe if that bandit comes to kill us?"
Madam Ye's voice was full of worry.
Master Ye said, "Ma'am, we have done our best. There is no perfect plan in this world. We just do our best to obey the destiny. Fortunately, most of the bandits are for food, gold and silver. I know it well. I really can't stop these gangsters." When he was attacking, he cruelly gave him more money and food, thinking that he would not want to embarrass our lives."
In the afternoon, I felt a woman's warm and cool hand gently comforting my forehead.
"But master, I heard...I heard the rumor that Chu Tiankuo has a good man, if, if he moves my Xiao'er's mind, if he falls into his hands, won't he want to kill my Ye family? ?”
Master Ye pondered for a while, "Actually, I
Chun Yi in front of him stared blankly at Dang Wu's face as if in a trance, he didn't speak for a long time, even his eyes didn't move.
"Chunyi, Chunyi!"
Shaking him in the afternoon, Chunyi's body swayed with his hand like a puppet, but he didn't even seem to respond at all.
"Sissy, what's wrong with him, he looks like he's bewitched!"
System: "It seems that I was startled by the fact that you were pregnant. Brother, he is an ancient person after all. He has never heard of such things as boys and girls. He must not be able to accept it for a while!"
Dang Wu waved his hand back and forth in front of Chun Yi's eyes, but the other's eyeballs remained motionless.
"Then what should we do? It won't go on like this forever? My poor child, won't he be born with a dazed father?"
System: "Pfft, your imagination is really rich. By the way, I heard some elders in the dimension say that using boy urine or virgin urine to shower the patient's head will unravel his madness. Do you want to give it a try? Try? But the key is, where to find a boy right now, you are not a virgin anymore..."
Dang Wu violently waved his hand in the air, "What about you, aren't you? I guarantee you are still an old virgin, right? Girly, hurry up and find a way to sacrifice yourself!"
System: "You... how do you know that I'm a virgin..."
Dang Wu: "It's worth watching? From what you're saying, you've never touched a man before, and you can't fall asleep in the middle of the night, so you can't sleep and scratch the sheets..."
system:"……"
While talking, Chun Yi on the side suddenly shook his head, as if waking up from a dream, he grabbed Dang Wu's hand suddenly.
"Master, what you said just now...is it true?"
Dang Wu took a breath, looked at Chun Yi's nervous expression, and said, "Why not? If I hadn't been pregnant with a fetus, how could my waist like a willow branch be so thick as to be so virtuous! Look at you You look silly, did you get frightened when you heard that you were going to be a father?"
Chunyi's two hands gripped him more and more tightly, "How is it possible, how is this possible? As a man, how did you get pregnant? The mage must be joking with Chunyi, right?"
Although he said so, but in a pair of calm eyes, it seemed that a kindling was lit in the dark night, flashing a light of surprise and joy.
Looking at his honest and handsome face in the afternoon, I felt an indescribable warmth and love in my heart.
"Chunyi, listen to me, I'm not joking with you, it's absolutely true, you're going to be the father of the child in my womb."
In the afternoon, I saw the corners of Chunyi's mouth trembling again and again, although his face still had a puzzled expression, but his eyes had already involuntarily landed on his slightly swollen belly.
Dang Wu: "Chunyi, do you know that the foundation for us two men to conceive a fetus is that Yang and Yang rejoicing together with Dafa!"
System: "Wait for you to fuck..."
Dang Wu: "Chunyi, I know that this matter is my responsibility. In fact, when the immortal monk on the sea was passing on the secret scriptures of the Great Law of Harmonious Yang and Yang to me, he told me that there was a secret hidden in this fairy recipe." Great danger."
"He told me that the harmony of Yin and Yang in this world is the correct way of heaven and earth, but this Dafa of yin and yang is going against it. The combination of yin and yang is the hottest and fiercest, the most rigid and the strongest. When practicing, you can absorb the yang energy of the world, the sun, the moon, water, and fire as much as possible, so that dual practitioners can reach the realm of pure yang and no yin in a short period of time."
"However, this kind of practice of yang and rigidity will also bring the disease of yang hyperactivity to the practitioner. As the saying goes, the rigidity is easy to break, and the yang is easy to crack. This is the truth. So the overseas immortal monk quietly told me another thing in Dafa. The secret that has not been passed on is that when two male bodies practice this method, if the yang energy of one side is really too strong, the other side will definitely exhaust the yang and yin out, turning into the most yin physique, and transforming into the pulse of a female body in the joyous union , to balance the excess of yang fire. And if both practitioners coincidentally agree with each other, and yang and yang attract each other, it is very easy for the deficiency of yin to absorb the other’s yuan yang, and the result of dark knots in the embryo will happen.”
System: "Papa papa, this story is made up, it's so exciting, applaud!"
Chun Yi fixed his eyes on the small diamond-shaped mouth that kept spitting out words in the afternoon, and seemed to feel that every word uttered from it had a power to enchant him.
"Master... In this way, you really want to conceive and have a child for Chunyi. Am I really... going to be a father?"
Probably because of being too nervous and excited, Chunyi's voice revealed an obvious trill.
"Well, will you feel scared, even terrified? Will you treat me like that half-woman monster and drive me away?"
Dangwu deliberately put on a pitiful expression, and blinked his watery eyes, as if he had suffered all kinds of grievances.
System: "Hey, you're really cheap!"
Chunyi took a sudden step forward, and hugged Tangwu in his arms.Probably because he thought that he was pregnant, he hurriedly relaxed a little.
"Master, why did you say that! Chunyi feels sorry for Master, it's too late to suffer, so why would he drive you away? In Chunyi's mind, Master is just like the gods and Buddhas in the world, and Guanyin on the sea, colorless and formless, but with both colors and appearances. Ordinary men and women in the world can be compared..."
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, if this boring person talks about love, it's really amazing. Hey, I don't know if that big nose has the ability."
After Chunyi said what was in his heart, he lowered his head again, rubbed his chin with blue stubble on Tang Wu's lower abdomen, and said, "Master, do you know how happy Chunyi is now?"
"I thought that in my life, being able to meet a mage, and double practice and combination, is the Buddha's gratitude for my devotion to the Buddha in the past 27 years. To be honest, although I have a dark seed for the mage, I never dare to be greedy. Master Nian will accompany me for the rest of my life, after all, a master is such an out-of-this-world person, and he must bear things that ordinary people can't do, Chunyi doesn't want to, and dare not miss the way of master's practice."
"Today, I learned that the mage has worked so hard to conceive a child for Chunyi. In my heart, I feel like I have obtained the biggest treasure in the world. Mage, Chunyi is so happy!"
After he finished speaking, he gently let go of Tang Wu, turned around and did two somersaults on the open space in the room, like a young man, he didn't know how to express his feelings for a while.
Seeing his happy appearance in the afternoon, and thinking of what he said just now, I felt both warm and inexplicably sour in my heart.
That's right, why don't I want to be with you for the rest of my life, it's just that there are some things that I really can't help.
But don't worry, I know what to do.
He thought silently in his heart, but his body slowly walked to Chunyi's side, obediently put his arms around his strong waist, without saying a word, just leaned against his chest, counting the number of times his heart beat.
After a long time, Dang Wu raised his head, looked at Chun Yi's black eyes staring at him, and said softly, "If one day, I have to leave you and your baby for a while, what will you think of me?"
Chunyi's eyes darkened slightly, and he said in a low voice, "If there is a day, Chunyi hopes that the mage can leave a small portrait of you for Chunyi, Chunyi will certainly raise our child well, teach him to recognize the father in the painting every day, and wait When the child goes to sleep, Chunyi will naturally fall asleep in front of the little portrait of the mage..."
When he said this, he suddenly leaned over, put his lips against Dang Wu's ear, and said very lightly, "If Master Xiang thinks too hard, there is a small statue of Master, and you can help Chun Yidan cultivate that Happy to join Dafa, to comfort the pain of missing the master."
In the afternoon, he was softened by his tender and seductive tone, and almost half-paralyzed in Chunyi's arms, with one hand hooking his chin, and the other touching him randomly .
Chunyi's breathing was getting heavier, and the hot air in his mouth was on Dang Wu's earlobe, "Master already has a child on his body, don't seduce Chunyi to do that practice thing again, my brute force is too strong, and the foreign body is too fierce, if it really hurts the child , Aren’t we going to make you and I regret it for the rest of our lives!”
But in the afternoon, he hugged his neck like soft mud and didn't let go, "It's okay, the child is still very young, and he can't hurt him. If you don't take this opportunity to have fun with me now, your belly will be as big as a basin in a few days." , that’s really not working.”
Seeing Chunyi's expression of eagerness and nervousness, he added fuel to the fire in the afternoon, and whispered in his ear.
"Ever since I had a child, I always feel very cold on my body. I think it's because of the increase of yin energy. I heard that in this situation, if a man's yang energy is injected into the body, the yin energy will be expelled, but Keep everyone safe. You are born with a magical weapon, and the yang energy is incomparable to no one, why don't you hurry up and inject some into me and the baby?"
Chunyi gently picked up Dangwu's body and put him on the bed.
"Since that's the case, Chunyi will be more careful so as not to hurt the mage. However, after thinking about it, our previous practice postures seem to be a bit inappropriate. I have an idea. The mage lies on his side on the bed, and Chunyi stands on the ground over there. , the distance is farther, so as not to hurt the fetus in Fazhong's womb, how about it?"
Dang Wu glanced at Chun Yi, who was a meter away from him, and saw that he regarded his stomach as a treasure, so he nodded helplessly.
The system opened its eyes and quickly recorded in the work log.
"When Taichangjun was pregnant for more than two months, he and Chunyi practiced Yangyang Huanhe Dafa in the room as usual. Taichangjun lay on the couch, and Chunyi stood one meter away from him. His movements were extremely gentle, although slow but firm , very patient, and spent nearly three hours before and after sharing..."
Time flies by at the flick of your fingers.
On this day, Dangwu's stomach began to ache from noon, intermittently, sweating profusely.
When he was in the late stage of pregnancy, his body shape didn't change much, except for his bulging belly, his hands and feet were still as thin as before.
Chun Yi originally planned to find a midwife for him, but was rejected early on in the afternoon.
He told Chunyi that he was a man giving birth, which is rare in the world, even if a midwife came, he would probably think that he was a monster, and would lose his sense of control due to fright.
He has learned about the birth of the Dimensional man from the system, and he knows that he and Chunyi can handle it completely, not to mention the system is helping in the dark, so it is expected that there will be no serious problems. The little doll just came out.
It was only on the day of giving birth that he realized how terrifying the gap between theory and practice is.
It turns out... giving birth is really fucking painful!
"Ah... ah... don't... it hurts, it hurts!"
"Damn the system, the damn shit dimension, ah... ah... it hurts me to death, I'm going to explode, I hate you, I curse you to be like me, everyone will have children, ah! Help, it hurts ..."
system:"……"
Chunyi saw that his face was covered with sweat from the pain, his face was pale, his fingers holding the bed sheet were almost turning blue, and his head was sweating profusely as in the afternoon from the pain.
Seeing Dang Wu scratching his hands, he hastily stretched out his hand and said to Dang Wu, "Grab my hand, if it hurts, just pinch me!"
That noon just happened to catch up with a new wave of colic, tears flowed out of pain, grabbed Chunyi's hand, and squeezed hard.
"Stinky monk, do you think I'm not willing to pinch you! It's all because of you, it's all because of you, it hurts, woohoo, it's all your fault, you have grown such a life-threatening thing, if you practice and practice, you will know how to practice and dare to love you It’s good, I’m happy after I’ve practiced, what about me, why is I so unlucky, I want to give birth to you...Ahhh...It hurts! Let me tell you, Chunyi, I’m not human if I want to double cultivate with you again..."
Chunyi: "..."
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that some people are destined to be human in the future."
(two)
"Cuck!"
A powerful cry of a baby pierced the silence of the autumn night.
"Master...Look, our child is a boy, white and tender, just like you!"
In the past time, after Chunyi sweated profusely and finished all the preparations for the delivery under the guidance of the afternoon, he kept comforting him and scolded him with him in the pain of crying and cursing in the afternoon. He was an asshole, scolding himself for growing such a foreign body, scolding himself for bullying him again and again for his own enjoyment.
Well, although the situation at that time was that he held his back again and again to prevent himself from ending, but at this time, he said it was bullying, so it was bullying!
Everything finally came to an end with the cry of a baby.
A new life was born, and the two big men also became two fathers.
Chunyi was so excited that his whole body seemed to be pumped with chicken blood, and the expression of excitement flashed uncontrollably on his usually calm face.
He wrapped the snow-white baby in a soft cloth and sent it to Tang Wu, letting him take a look at the baby's cute appearance.
At this time in the afternoon, I feel relieved. Although I am extremely tired, my whole body feels inexplicably excited.
He took a look at the child's black hair and the tightly closed eyes on his small face. From the outline, he was indeed somewhat similar to himself, but the child's nose was a replica of Chunyi, tall and straight.
Seeing this handsome big nose, Dang Wu's heart moved and he shouted, "Open the cloth!"
Chun Yi was taken aback for a moment, but obediently untied the cloth bag on the child, revealing two snow-white chubby legs.
"What does the mage want to see? I just took a closer look. The child is very neat and there is nothing unusual."
Dang Wu looked carefully at the key parts of the baby's body, and nodded in relief.
"Yeah, as long as there is no abnormality, I am really scared. If he looks like you, what will happen when he grows up?"
While wrapping his son tightly, Chunyi said in a low voice, "How can you tell now that Chunyi is not in the same shape as a mage in ordinary times, the key is to use emotion to see Change. Besides, even if our children can really pass on my foreign body, it may not be a bad thing. Now Chunyi often thinks that I can put such an exquisite figure like a mage under him and let me gallop. This artifact is big enough!"
At noon: "..."
System: "Pfft, Chunyi is telling the truth again..."
Three days later, Chunyi and Dangwu decided on their son's name, Shenjizi.
And in the afternoon, I gave the child a daily nickname, called Little Gourd.
The baby in the confinement period grows rapidly, and within a month, the little gourd has grown more delicate and cute. Although it only feeds on milk, it is extremely strong and powerful.
In the afternoon, I often stared at him who was snoozing, and it took a long time to see him.
Sometimes when he sees a child unconsciously raising the corners of his mouth in a dream and smiling cutely while sleeping, he will uncontrollably kiss that fresh and tender face lightly, again and again, but he can't kiss enough.
But the little gourd was lively and tight when he woke up.
A pair of big lacquer-like eyes turned around, sometimes looking at Chunyi, sometimes at Tangwu, as if wondering who is the father and mother of these two men.
He was born strong, ate a lot, and urinated frequently. Every now and then, a fountain-like stream of water would spurt out of the thing, which lasted for half a day.
Whenever at this time, Dangwu would always make fun of Chunyi's artifact, saying that it most likely passed on the divine power to his son.
Although neither of them had much experience in taking care of children, Chunyi's steady temperament came in handy at this time.
Not only did he take good care of the noon during the confinement period, a big man also took care of a baby baby clean and tidy, without crying or making trouble.
When I saw it in the afternoon, I felt relieved in my heart, but also felt sad from time to time.
Because the system has solemnly reminded him that his mission in the first world has been successfully completed.According to the regulations, he must travel to the second world after the child's full moon.
System: "Mr. Taichang, I know you are reluctant to part with Chunyi and Little Gourd now, but you have to know that Dimension is a world derived from desire after all. There are not so many favors, and more rules and tasks."
Dang Wu: "But I'm really worried that once I leave, I will never see them again. In that case, even if I return to the real world, what's the fun?"
System: "To be honest, since the little gourd was born, I have watched him every day, and I am as reluctant to leave this child as you are in my heart. So I specifically told Big Nose to check your ultimate Task."
System: "Don't worry, as long as your desire to miss them can reach the highest level in your body, Dimension will definitely give you a result!"
The child was almost full moon, and Chunyi went to the town to buy a small windmill, red string and a small silver lock for the little gourd, and also bought some paper and pens for drawing according to the instructions that afternoon.
Dang Wu told him that he would personally draw a portrait of his son and give it to him as a full moon gift.
On the day of the full moon, Chunyi and Dangwu dressed the little gourd in pink makeup and jade, Yuxue is cute.
In the afternoon, let Chunyi sit in front of the window with his son in his arms, and lean on the desk, brushing ink, and in a short while, a painting of the deep love between father and son appeared on the paper.
Chun Yi looked at the vivid son and the simple and cold self in the painting, his eyes were full of surprise and admiration on Dang Wu's face for a long time, and he refused to move away.
"How can the mage paint so well? Lanruo Temple has always had a large collection of paintings, but I can't find a painting as fresh as the mage's. Master, Chunyi can have you by his side in this life and give birth to my beloved child. Fortunately!"
Seeing his emotional state in the afternoon, he didn't say much, just smiled at him, thought for a while, and hurriedly put a small portrait on the case.
When Chunyi went to look at it again, he was pleasantly surprised at first, but then, he didn't know what to think of, and suddenly there was a trace of sadness in his expression.
It turned out that the small portrait was a self-portrait taken that afternoon.
The person in the painting has affection in his eyes, a smile on his lips, and a monk's robe on his body. At first glance, under the majestic appearance of the treasure, it is difficult to conceal a strange and strange attitude.
The corner of Chunyi's mouth trembled slightly, "Master really promised Chunyi, this little statue will definitely accompany Chunyi in this life and never leave him."
into the night.
After Chunyi coaxed his son to fall asleep on the side couch, he found that he was sitting on the side of the main couch that afternoon, staring at him with his bright eyes.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Chunyi lifted his body over, wrapped his arms around Tang Wu in his arms.
"you guess?"
At noon, the tone of the voice suddenly became extremely low and soft, as if water entered the dust, the wind entered the temples, and the indescribable style penetrated into the bone.
Chunyi had voluntarily stopped doing dual cultivation since several months before he gave birth, and when he suddenly made such a heart-stopping voice, with icy muscles and bones in his arms, he felt a raging fire steaming up in his body instantly.
"Did you... miss it?"
Chunyi took Dangwu's Su hand and slowly led him away.
"Don't want to... hate it!"
Dang Wu gritted his teeth and pinched hard.
Chunyi was pinched to the point of death, although he was in pain, his face did not change, and he said more tenderly, "Since the mage hates it so much, then feel free to punish it, and Chunyi will never stop it. Small ones are kept as you please."
System: "Damn it, after giving birth to a child and becoming a father, the two of them are even more coquettish."
It is:
The small building is full of autumn colors, and the wild chrysanthemums are in full bloom.
The golden phoenix meets the jade dew, and the bixiao plays the piano platform.
There are two petals of delicate stamens, and a reed is buried in them.
The long night only hates the short, when will you come again.
A fishy white appeared on the horizon.
System: "Mr. Taichang, the time... is here!"
Dang Wu nodded silently, and gently moved his body from the couch, for fear of disturbing the sleeping Chun Yi.
Probably because he got a little hot after sleeping together in the middle of the night, the sleeping Chunyi dropped the thin quilt, revealing his strong body.
Dang Wu's eyes greedily lingered on the perfect male body, and slowly, his eyes fell on the bright red birthmark under Chunyi's right buttock.
He stretched out his hand and stroked the blood-colored mark for a moment, his eyelashes blinked, and tears dripped from his eyes.
He turned around and came to the side couch again, looking at the sleeping little gourd, his heart was full of tenderness, and he slowly picked up his little body on the couch and hugged him in his arms.
The little gourd curled up the corners of his mouth in his dream, probably because he smelled him, and subconsciously burrowed his little head into Dang Wu's arms.
Dang Wu bit his lower lip tightly, turned his head, and kept the tears from streaming down his son's face.
System: "Mr. Taichang... The time is really coming up, no matter how reluctant you are, you have to keep it in your heart. Remember, the sooner you complete all the tasks, the sooner you can reunite with them!"
Dang Wu nodded vigorously, gently put the little gourd back on the bed, wiped away her tears, and tidied up quickly.
He didn't know which book Jiyuan would bring him into this time, and what kind of new world he would face. He only knew that he secretly hid the portraits of Chunyi and his son on his body. I will accompany myself to face the new day in the future together.
Looking at the self-portrait left for Chunyi on the table, he pondered for a moment in the afternoon, and wrote a line of small characters on the back of the painting.
"Chunyi, my love, today I have to say goodbye to you and Ai'er because of destiny, I am thinking about it, I don't say much, after seven years, I will continue the relationship, remember, remember!"
The room was filled with that transparent and viscous state again, and once again, Dang Wu felt that except for his eyes, his whole body fell into the situation that made him unable to move.
His eyes stayed motionless on Chunyi and his son, but after a while, amidst a roar, Dang Wu's eyes were already pitch black.
He knew that he would leave this world after all.
(three)
"Cuiping, Cuiping, have you heard that yesterday, the master invited [-] new bodyguards to visit the nursing home, all of them are big and round, and they all have guys on their bodies. They look scary!"
"Xiaoju, please keep your voice down. It took the young master to take the medicine with great difficulty. He probably hasn't slept well yet, so don't wake him up."
The voices of two low-pitched girls came from outside the bedroom with thick cotton curtains, making Dang Yi, who was lying on the pillow and just opened his eyes, unable to realize where he was for a while.
He raised his head slightly, and looked around the room. The first thing he saw was the broken glass inlaid on the carved window lattice, which let in a little moonlight.
Oh, it seems that this time, I should be wearing a modern world.
A girl's slender hand raised the door curtain, and took a hasty look inside.
Dang Wu hurriedly closed his eyes, pretending to be in deep sleep.
The people outside the curtain probably saw that they were sleeping soundly, so they lowered the curtain with confidence, and chatted with each other again.
In the afternoon, he gently propped himself up and looked carefully at the room he was in.
This should be the interior of a large house in the Republic of China or earlier, and all the decorations and utensils are not much different from some period dramas I usually watch.
And you don't need to look carefully, you knew that the person you passed through should be a rich family in the afternoon.
After all, the jeweled things are there, and the little girl who serves people is also waiting outside. For a small family, how can there be such a pomp.
It is the bed that I am lying on now, and it is also covered with pearls and emerald greens, exuding the smell of succulent fragrance.
Dang Wu turned his head to look, and there was an old thread-bound book and a round mirror beside the pillow.It seems that the owner of this body should also be a beauty lover.
He picked up the book and flipped through it, only to find that everything from the title to the content was in ancient seal characters, which he didn't recognize at all.
Tsk tsk, this guy looks very elegant.
However, when I was at home, there was "Dream of Red Mansions" next to my pillow, but under the pillow, wasn't there also a little yellow book?
Humph, don't make me find out.
In the afternoon, he lifted up the pillow in disbelief, and uncovered two layers of bedding, not to mention, there really wasn't one.
Dang Wu felt in his heart that he really seemed to be wearing a white lotus this time, and wondered that the ubiquitous sissy system didn't show up, so he took the small mirror and took a look at himself.
If you don't take a photo, you're done. This photo almost threw the mirror on the ground that afternoon.
"What the hell! There is a beautiful girl's face in this mirror."
He was so frightened for a moment that he reached out and touched between his legs, Amitabha, the baby is still there.
Dang Wu was thinking of calling the system immediately to ask what happened, when the voices of two girls outside the door came in again.
"Xiaoju, do you think that bandit surnamed Chu really ate his heart and guts? This Jinshan belongs to our Yefu family, with hundreds of guards and guards. The master is also friendly with the officers and soldiers in the county government. Are you scaring people by blatantly issuing tickets to Ye Zhai, saying that you will bring people to grab tickets three days later?"
The girl named Xiaoju lowered her voice, but she was probably born with a loud voice, and her speech was rough, her voice was clearly transmitted into the room.
"You just came out of your hometown to work. You don't know how powerful that bandit named Chu Dapao is. He is a well-known gangster in Bangchui Mountain. He has a lot of guys who are as desperate as him. It's scary. This group of people He specializes in making trouble with the rich. Every year before winter, he would find a rich man to do a lot of money. After grabbing enough money and food, he would go to the mountains for winter. Since he said he was going to grab tickets, he was not joking. "
Cuiping asked curiously, "Then you said the bandits robbed, didn't they rob money, food, and women? Why did I hear Wang Ma say that the focus of the mansion these two days is to protect our young master, so I was puzzled. What if It's all right to grab a girl, but grab a man back, what is he going to do? Could it be that he wants the young master to be a slave and abuse him?"
Xiaoju obviously snickered twice, and said mysteriously, "The key is that outsiders say that Chu Dapao is nearly [-] years old and is a bandit leader, but he has never looked for Mrs. Yazhai. Everyone guessed It's because he doesn't like women."
Cuiping obviously didn't have much experience in the world, so he asked curiously, "If you don't like women, could it be that you like men?"
Xiaoju snickered again, "What's so strange about this? I heard that many men like masculinity, and girls don't want them, but they especially like men with handles. By the way, you know that bandit surnamed Chu Why is the nickname Chu Dapao?"
Cuiping outside the curtain thought he shook his head, and Xiaoju continued, "Don't let anyone listen to this, it's a shame to say it. I heard some old women in the mansion secretly whispering that it was the bandit leader. Although I don't like women, but I have grown a guy with such a length, I am blind for nothing, hee hee!"
That Xiaoju obviously compared it with her hands, Cuiping gasped, "My mother, this is nonsense, it's so long, it's not from the top of the head to the toe, God, I'm really worried about our big The young master will fall into the hands of such a person!"
When I heard this in the afternoon, I suddenly thought of something, quickly recalled my seven comic books in my mind, and subconsciously took a breath.
That's right, he finally knew which book he was transmigrating into this time.
The name of the manga is "The King Holds Me to Patrol the Mountains"
It was the first time he changed his style after he became famous. Apart from the usual Artifact Minor Gong setting, the biggest hit point of this comic is that Gong is very crazy and persistent in expressing his desires, which caused Xiaoshou to basically suffer. Can't get in bed, it was a sensation when it was launched, and even triggered heated discussions on the Internet whether it is a pervert or a true love.
In that comic, the attacker is set to be the bandit leader who occupies the mountain as king, and the victim is set to be the rich young master who was robbed by the bandits.Of course, like all the comics in the afternoon, the characters are only marked to facilitate the setting of intense scenes, and there is still no specific plot in the whole comic.
Therefore, what kind of story will happen to me in this world is still a mystery in terms of the process.
But at least I know this time, the artifact Xiao Gong in this world must be this bandit leader named Chu Da Pao, there is no need to rely on peeking at hundreds of monks taking a bath to determine who Xiao Gong is like in the previous world .
In the afternoon, I wanted to listen to those two girls' gossip again, when the system's sweet and gentle voice suddenly came to my ears.
"Mr. Taichang, welcome to the second world. When you fell asleep just now, I have already entered the relevant information of this world into your brain."
Dang Wu: "Sis, where did you die... Do you know, I miss Chunyi and the child..."
System: "You can think about it, but I think it's best to think about it in the dead of night when everything is safe and quiet. Now, you must immediately familiarize yourself with the various situations in the new world. After all, every world is important to you. They're all equally important."
System: "Remember, your current identity is the young master of the big Ye family in Jinshan County, named Ye Pinxiao."
Dang Wu: "Yepinxiao? Good name..."
System: "Not only is the name good, this young master of the Ye family, apart from being born with a good skin, is gentle and gentle, and although he is talented, he has already learned a lot and has a lot of talent. He is a well-known talent in Jinshan County. Write a good article, write a good hand..."
Dang Wu: "Wait a minute, you said that Young Master Ye is only this year? Ahhh, it's so cool, I'm finally making fresh meat again!"
System: "Stop being so prettier, let me tell you, when I knew this information, I really worried about you for a long time."
Dang Wu: "What are you worried about? Do you think I don't have classical beauty?"
System: "I'm worried that your detached personality is too different from that young master's character, and your identity will be seen through. You know, he is really a jade-like character, but you..."
Dang Wu: "Me? What's wrong with me! You're a fucking sissy! He's a beautiful jade, and I'm not a brick! He's gentle and gentle and can write bullshit articles, so I'm awesome. Then I'm also coquettish and good at painting erotic palaces." Woolen cloth!"
system:"……"
Dang Wu: "Wait, I don't have time to deal with you now, you tell me first, is this Ye Pinxiao still a virgin?"
System: "Tsk tsk tsk, Young Master Ye is a man of integrity and seriousness. Of course he's still good. Mr. Taichang, why did you suddenly think of asking this?"
Dang Wu: "Because I'm worried, you know, Chunyi's magic weapon is so big, and I've even given birth to a child, I'm afraid it won't be as tight as before anyway, if I put it on again, I don't know if it will be Believe it?"
System: "Pfft! It turns out that you were worried about this. It's my fault. I didn't explain it clearly to you. It's like this. When you travel to a new world, Dimension will automatically perform a regenerative restoration for your body. To put it bluntly, now You are already like a daisy, beautiful and tender, don't you worry now?"
Just as he was about to speak at noon, a new human voice seemed to come from outside the curtain.
In the afternoon, I hurriedly closed my eyes tightly again.
"Master is asleep?"
Outside the curtain was the voice of a middle-aged woman.
"Go back to Master and Madam, the young master has rested for a while."
Xiaoju and Cuiping seemed a little flustered, they probably didn't expect Mrs. Master to come to the Young Master's room at this time.
"Can you let him take the pill I gave?"
"Returning to Madam, I have already served the young master to take it. Although the young master thinks the pill is too bitter, but knowing that Madam sent someone to calm the nerves and clear the brain, he still took it."
The middle-aged woman sighed, "Master, Xiao'er is so sensible, but this child has such an smooth personality, I am really afraid that he will be wronged by outsiders as a mother."
A middle-aged man only said "hmm" without commenting.
While talking, the two lifted the curtain and entered the inner room.
In the afternoon, he felt two sets of gazes on his face, and knew that it should be the master and wife of the Ye family.
He tried his best to control his breathing and keep himself in a normal sleep state.
"Master, do you think our defenses are really safe if that bandit comes to kill us?"
Madam Ye's voice was full of worry.
Master Ye said, "Ma'am, we have done our best. There is no perfect plan in this world. We just do our best to obey the destiny. Fortunately, most of the bandits are for food, gold and silver. I know it well. I really can't stop these gangsters." When he was attacking, he cruelly gave him more money and food, thinking that he would not want to embarrass our lives."
In the afternoon, I felt a woman's warm and cool hand gently comforting my forehead.
"But master, I heard...I heard the rumor that Chu Tiankuo has a good man, if, if he moves my Xiao'er's mind, if he falls into his hands, won't he want to kill my Ye family? ?”
Master Ye pondered for a while, "Actually, I
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