Quickly wear it and I have it again

Since the two of them practiced together overnight in Ruyi's secret room that day, they have been busy with many affairs for several days, and have never had a chance to get along alone.

For the two of them, before that night, they were both virgins, and it is said that they did not have much experience.

But one is a big touch that has been drawn for many years, and the other is an artifact with extraordinary talents. At the beginning of that night's practice, both sides showed extraordinary skills.

In the afternoon, I complained to the system after the fact that Mingming Chunyi was a pure virgin monk who couldn't be more pure, but he was like a master without a teacher, changing tricks from heaven to earth, playing the rhythm fast or slow, just like a monk who has experienced many battles. flower monk.

The system laughed at him as "a crow landed on a pig, seeing other people's blackness but not being able to see oneself is even darker!" '

In the words of the system, "Elder Dimensional's eyes are really sharp. You are definitely the most suitable person for this task, and there is no one."

Because whether it was absorbing the terrifying artifact of Tolerance Chunyi, or cooperating with his bravery that lasted all night, Dangwu behaved even less like a newcomer among them.

Quoting the words of the system again: "A lot of real newcomers have to watch the film first to learn experience, but your performance is obviously much more proficient than those teachers in the film, okay?"

Damn, this sentence was speechless in the afternoon.

Who told me that I didn't realize how terrifying that artifact was, and was so fucking obsessed with the feeling of stepping to my stomach!

It can only be said that this Dafa of Yin-Yang Intercourse and Double Cultivation was originally invented by myself, but in the end, it really sparked a spark.

Amitabha!

But right now, the two men who had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, on the mountain road, in the midst of your words, actually teased out their inner demons in broad daylight.

Dang Wu saw the intense lust in Chunyi's eyes and the increasingly heavy gasping in his ears, he gritted his teeth and said, "Since you have come here so viciously, if you don't cultivate to fight against it, it may not be good for your body. It's not far away." There seems to be a cave here, you and I should hurry up and practice our skills there!"

Chunyi had long waited until his muscles and organs were about to explode.After listening to Dangwu pointing to the cave in front of the road, I was ecstatic in my heart, my luck lifted me, and within a few moments I came to the cave that ordinary people can hardly notice.

He was thoughtful, even though the flames all over his body were sizzling, he still put himself outside the cave for the first noon, hit the flint himself, went into the cave to inspect it, and after ensuring safety, he took off his outer clothes first. After laying it neatly, I carried Tang Wu into the cave again.

When I entered the cave at noon, I saw that the stone cave seemed to be a natural meeting place. The ground was flat, with stone walls on three sides, and decayed grass grew at the entrance of the cave, blocking the light outside. It was indeed the best place for dual cultivation.

Chunyi slowly approached Dang Wu, stared deeply at him for a while, his eyes were burning like fire, and there was also a kind of strange reverence.

Like a little novice serving the great mage, he took off his monk's robe one by one for the noon meticulously and tenderly.

It is:

The golden monkey raised its mighty cudgel angrily,

The chrysanthemum still has proud frost branches.

The blue waves are monstrous and bottomless,

One pillar is upright and straight.

It takes a long time to know like fire,

It wasn't until late at night that I felt my bed was wet.

The yang and yang are united in love for a long time,

It was the time when the bead tire was cast in secret.

The time in that cave passed quickly, until Chunyi walked out of the cave with his step and three swaying at noon, he found that the sun was shining brightly when he entered the cave, and the moon was already in the sky when he left the cave.

The two stopped and stopped on the road, and they had to dig into a cave from time to time. The three- to five-day itinerary took them nearly half a month to walk.

On this day, Dangwu, who was getting more and more serious along the way, finally saw the old archway with the three characters of "Miaoxiang Town".

The ancient town has a southern scenery, with small bridges and flowing water, white walls and black tiles, which looks a bit prosperous and prosperous.

There are several main streets in the town, intertwined with countless small alleys, and wine flags are everywhere, and many shops have signs of "local specialties, braised hoof knuckles". Obviously, this dish is a famous local dish .

At noon, he couldn't move his legs, and stood in front of the largest restaurant, looking at the word "hoof and shoulder" on the sign, almost drooling.

Can't blame him for that.

In the real world, people who have no meat at noon are the kind of people who don't like meat. If there is no meat in any meal, it will feel like something is missing in life.

And since I traveled to this world, I was in the monk's temple, and my daily meal was either tofu, cabbage, fungus, or cucumber.

Enough!

Although it is true that in the later period, I became obsessed with an ever-changing big cucumber, but please, spiritual pleasure can never replace the enjoyment of tongue, okay?

Seeing that he suddenly stopped in front of Sasi's door, Chunyi couldn't help smiling like a child who would not leave when he saw the delicious food, and patted him on the back lightly, "Go, I'll take you to the restaurant !"

Overjoyed in the afternoon, he rushed into the shop first in a few steps.

The waiter in the shop saw two handsome bald men, a monk and a layman, come in, he was a little short-circuited for a moment, not knowing what to introduce to them.

Chunyi chose a seat by the window, carefully placed a soft cushion in the package on the chair, and signaled to sit there in the afternoon.

When I glanced at him in the afternoon, I was moved by his care and consideration.But as soon as his butt touched the chair, even though it was covered by a soft cushion, it still made him grin his teeth in pain, and finally couldn't help but cursed Chunyi in a low voice.

Chun Yi saw his embarrassed look, but he remained calm.He only asked Xiaoer to serve one of the special roasted knuckles, and some other special meat dishes in the store. In the end, he still ordered a vegetarian meal with only vegetable oil.

Although Xiao Er couldn't understand the identities of these two people, seeing that they had ordered Hu Xing, he recommended to them the home-brewed Pear Blossom White, but Chun Yi flatly refused.

Dang Wu asked curiously, "You've already given up the vulgarity, why don't you dare to drink and eat meat?"

Chunyi said in a low voice, "After all, I have been a vegetarian for 27 years. If I want to change this habit all of a sudden, I really can't pass the test in my heart. I think it's better to wait for the future to get used to it slowly. You don't need to pay attention to me." After a while, the dishes and rice will be served, you just eat, I will eat at another table."

At noon, he was pedantic, and the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "If you eat some meat, you won't be able to pass the test? Then why do you force people to eat so much while practicing every day? Is the meat on my body not meat anymore?" ?”

Chunyi: "..."

System: "Pfft!"

The waiter in the shop brought Chunyi's fast food first, and he was blushing from the talk that afternoon, so he hurriedly ran to the next table.

At noon, I felt bored, and just wanted to chat with the system, Xiao Er had already brought up several dishes in food boxes, including chicken and fish, and among them was an extra-large braised hoof with a strong aroma.

At noon, I felt that my saliva was about to flow down, so I hurriedly rolled up my sleeves, and I wanted to tear a piece of meat with the skin off first to satisfy my greed.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand was stretched out on the hoof, the mouth-watering smell just now seemed to change suddenly. It rushed into his nose, and he only felt an indescribable sour, greasy and disgusting smell. It's like encountering expired food.

He thought it was his own illusion, so he shook his head vigorously and took another deep breath.

"vomit……"

Good guy, it's okay not to take a deep breath, but after doing it, the disgusting feeling suddenly became more severe in the afternoon, as if I smelled the most unpleasant smell in the world.

He pushed the hoof plate in front of him forward, pinched his nose, and tried to suppress the nausea.

"Xiaoer, come here and take a look at your stuff. This is leftover stuff from some other day. It smells bad. How dare you bring it up!"

Chunyi on the side hastily put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands, and walked over.

He is strong and strong, with a stern face. The waiter in the shop couldn't help but feel a little scared when he saw him, and said in a trembling voice, "The guest officer thinks he has misunderstood. My hoof is a hot commodity, and it is sold out every day. How can there be any leftovers?" Stuff, this is obviously a new product that was released in the morning, the guest officer will taste it carefully!"

Seeing that he didn't look like he was lying in the afternoon, he felt strange, so he lowered his head and sniffed all the dishes on the table.

"vomit!"

Whether it was chicken or fish, all dishes smelled unspeakably disgusting to him.

This time, the retching became more serious in the afternoon, and tears were seeping from the corners of his eyes.

Chunyi frowned, thought for a while, walked to his table, and brought over the cabbage tofu he had just eaten.

"Master, Chunyi has already eaten this vegetarian meal, and there is no problem. Smell it and see if it also smells strange?"

Dang Wu reluctantly stretched out his head to take a sniff, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Take it away, this... vomit... smells even more disgusting!"

The shop waiter seemed to have found a savior, and hurriedly bowed to Chunyi and said, "My lord, you can see, it's not about the food in our shop, but I think there's something wrong with this monk, and it doesn't matter what he smells. Right?"

Chunyi nodded slightly.

Indeed, although the vegetarian meal he ate just now tasted ordinary, it was absolutely clean and fresh, but judging from his performance that afternoon, he seemed to smell some unpleasant smell, maybe he was really sick?

He took out a clean handkerchief from his sleeve, gently wiped the sweat from his forehead due to retching, and said softly, "I think this food should be fine, but I'm afraid it's your body. If something is wrong, let’s find a medical clinic quickly, find a good doctor, and tell him what you feel unwell, do you think it’s alright?”

At noon, he finally stopped his retching, snatched the handkerchief from Chunyi's hand, pouted while wiping his sweat, and said, "It's really crazy, okay, I feel sick when I smell everything all of a sudden. But Chunyi , I found a medical clinic, and if the doctor wants to ask me if I feel unwell, should I tell the truth?"

Chun Yi wondered, "This is strange. A doctor pays attention to seeing, hearing, and questioning when he sees a doctor. He asks about your discomfort, and it is also for the purpose of diagnosing and treating your illness. If you don't tell the truth, how can he make a judgment?"

Dang Wu gave him a hard look, and said in a low voice, "Then my butt hurts, I can't walk, and I can't sit on the bench, is it considered unwell? Do you want to tell him?"

Chunyi: "..."