Ye Lan

It is said that there was a lot of controversy when the Bei'anqing Academy of Superpowers was initially selected.It was originally planned to build a campus next to a residential area in the west of the city center, but it was changed to the outskirts of the city due to the opinion of a certain school leader.The school leader who once said that "students should not have too much contact with Huahua World" is no longer performing his duties. It is said that he took the kickback from the construction of the campus and his family went to settle in Huahua World in Country J, leaving only a piece of pure land in the suburbs , as well as the faculty and staff who have to travel between the world of flowers and the pure land every day.Only students are not allowed to leave the campus, so they are bathed in healthy and upward light all day long, just like people in Taoyuan.I finished high school when I was 17, and my parents didn’t intend to send me to the Superpower Academy, because I had to sign an agreement to go in, and if there was a war, I would go to the army.However, it is not easy to find a job with such a physique, and the family will not be able to raise enough money to buy a civil servant position for a while, so I have to let me come here.There were already a lot of people in my family, tuition fees were waived in the college, and there was no vacation to go back, so I gradually lost my sense of existence, and I seldom even made phone calls.I don't really care, after all, as long as I don't die of hunger, life will go on like this; family affection is just a boring talk after weighing material things.

College life isn't particularly demanding, it's just boring to the extreme.There is nothing else to do except go to class.Students are not allowed to bring computers, they can only use mobile phones; however, the network in the school is painfully slow.There are hundreds of student associations, but I can only see their names from the billboards under the office building, but I have never figured out how to join these mysterious organizations.There are always people eating melon seeds in the library, which makes people annoying.A classmate surnamed Zhang in the same bed got some colorful martial arts novels from somewhere, and distributed the books to us every night.I looked at the first page and wrote "In the city of Hengyang, an angry horse galloped by, and everyone saw that the one who left in the dust was a handsome young man in elegant clothes with a sword on his waist", and felt a bit vulgar, but because I was really bored, so I continued to read, flipped through a few pages, and only saw that "Zi'er asked his fingers to move back and forth like this, and his bones were already soft and weak, and he was panting; Take off her long gown, revealing the plain white obscene clothes..." Then she suddenly became interested, and turned a page back, only to see an illustration, although the artist is not flattering, but it is indeed very revealing , Feeling blushing and heartbeating.Unexpectedly, it was distributed like this for a few days, and when I got the book again, all the illustrations in it were gone.A certain sheet was quite indignant because of this matter for a while, and later found dozens of torn illustrations in a corner of the dormitory. , Wipe it carefully with toilet paper dipped in water, air dry, and then lock it in your own drawer.We have not seen these illustrations since.

So the day went on like this.Go to class and eat.There are four cafeterias in the small campus, but the quality of the food is not flattering.So it is inevitable that some people have to go outside to order food: whenever the school has a meeting, the principal who comes from the World of Flowers can’t help commenting on it, thinking that this is an ironclad proof that the lives of contemporary young people are corrupt and depraved, and they don’t know how to make progress.Personally, I don’t know whether this is an ironclad proof of the corruption of youth’s life, but it is definitely an ironclad proof of the corruption of social morality, because ordering meals for 30 yuan outside sells, and the value doubles when you take it to school. If you don’t have 50 yuan, you can’t afford it.My living expenses depend entirely on the stipend given by the orientation major. Naturally, I can’t be as generous as some people. If I plan carefully, I can fall twice a week. For the rest of the time, I have to go to the canteen next to the teaching building. It’s convenient and fast, and the food is not bad. , Just one point: when eating rice, you must turn over the rice, and when eating noodles, you must pick out the noodles, in case there are some game such as small cockroaches hidden in them.

Since it was a nearby meal, there was still some time to finish eating.Like me, the students who were too lazy to travel long distances to eat and to prepare for the afternoon homework ran to the benches under the trees to rest in twos and threes, or went to the comprehensive service station to buy food and drink.The manager of the comprehensive service station is an obese man in his 40s, who looks very decadent: his hair is always greasy, his beard is often not shaved, and he always has a half-asleep smile on his face.Especially in the summer, he was wearing an old man's vest, fanning a cattail fan and spreading it on a chair, looking like a social idler waiting to die.I privately call him "Uncle Decadent".In addition to selling goods (strictly speaking, watching the counter, I even suspect that he never keeps accounts), this person also doubles as a drive repairman.As for the method of repair, it is a matter of opinion.

Students at the College come from a wide variety of backgrounds.The young lady from a great family uses the imported "Heidel" brand drive, the surface of the drive is plated with piano varnish, and the electronic components inside are originally used for supercomputer standards, and they are maintained every six months and replaced every year Of course, there is no need for maintenance at all; for those with average family backgrounds, the drives use domestic "Endeavour" and "Dolphin". When doing maintenance, you only need to call the manufacturer, and the local sales organization will naturally send engineers, so you don't have to go to the factory. here.Only some students whose families really don’t have much money, or who come from civilian families, will buy the kind of “magpies” that cost 3000 to 5 yuan each, and they don’t know how to maintain them regularly. The surface is already mottled and incomplete, and the inside is half scrapped. "Uncle Decadent" glanced at the driver and smiled lazily: "Ten yuan." After receiving the ten yuan, "Uncle Decadent" pulled out a small drawer from behind the counter, took out a red plastic box, an oscilloscope, and Hanging lines, colorful and messy, full of the free atmosphere of Western society.Inside the red plastic box is a pair of magnifying glasses for one eye and a set of small screwdrivers for watch repairs.He sucked the magnifying glass into the socket of his left eye, pulled the cable on the oscilloscope and plugged it into the driver one by one, twisted and twisted the screwdriver, adjusted the oscilloscope, and the driver was considered to be up and down for about [-] minutes. It's fixed.

Of course, an oscilloscope repaired for ten yuan cannot be really repaired.This repair will only add two or three months to the life of the oscilloscope. When the time is up, the student will have to come back with a shy face and hand over ten yuan.This has been repeated many times. Even if it is repaired, the driver will often go wrong. For example, in class, you are asked to drive an arc between two iron wires. The student practiced driving displacement. When he waved the driver, a half-ton iron block flew into the air with a bang, smashing a big hole in the ceiling of the classroom; trying to drive the metal to fluidize, and turned into molten steel, burning through the desk floor. — and things like that are inevitable.Those professors are all well-known students in the world of superpowers. Naturally, they have excellent demeanor and will not get angry. Occasionally, when they meet some mean people, they just need to hold the driver of the student in their hands and look at it, then shake their heads and put on airs The sound of "Ai——" is enough to make the whole classroom burst into laughter, and those involved are dying of shame and anger.Such unpleasant things often happened, and the poor students who made a fool of themselves naturally blamed the decadent uncle. It was often rumored that he only had the maintenance skills of a three-legged cat, and relied on the relationship of a certain department leader to bluff and deceive.But when I think about it in private, I always feel that no matter what the result of the maintenance is, being able to extend the life of the "Magpie" to three or four years is a pretty remarkable skill in itself.What's more, many things that happened after that made me feel more and more that "Uncle Decadent" is definitely not an ordinary person.Naturally, these things cannot be finished in a few words.