[Xiangmi] Jinyu Good Fate

Jin Mi was so angry that he was about to explode on the spot. He knew that he loved to eat, but he turned himself into a pair of chopsticks that could only pick up vegetables but not eat them. Jiao Fenghuang was very shrewd and knew how to threaten his weakness.However, he is not a vegetarian either.

PlanC

"Second hall!" Jin Mi came over with a plate of snacks, and smiled flatteringly, "You must be tired after dealing with government affairs for so long, come, try the flower cakes I specially made, I'm not boasting, I made them Flower cakes are especially popular."

Xu Feng put down the scroll in her hand, glanced at the delicate and beautiful snacks, shook her head and said, "Eat it yourself, I don't like sweets."

Jin Mi twitches her lips, she doesn't like sweets, who am she lying to?Who doesn't know that Fenghuang does not drink from Liquan, what is "Liquan"-sweet spring water!Even drinking water is sweet, and I don’t like sweets, obviously I’m afraid that I’m going to play tricks on the snacks!

Forget about eating, Jin Mi snorted coldly and put away the flower cake, there were a lot of good things in the cake, if it wasn't for attracting others, she wouldn't be willing to give it to him!It's a pity that I can't go out, otherwise I will give it to Brother Runyu to eat, and he will definitely know the goods.

After adjusting his mood, Jin Mi stepped forward with a smile again, and actively helped Xu Feng refill the tea: "It's okay if you don't want to eat snacks, then the second hall, you should drink more water."

Xu Feng couldn't hold back at all, he asked bluntly: "What on earth do you want to do, just tell me! You are so enthusiastic all of a sudden, I panicked."

Jin Mi clenched his fists, took a deep breath, and said with a smile: "I think it's not good for you to work too long. You should combine work and rest, relax and relax, so that you can get twice the result with half the effort."

"So?" Xu Feng asked, rolling his eyes.

Jin Mi let out two "hey hey" and threw herself on Xu Feng's desk: "Why don't I tell you a joke!"

Xu Feng turned his eyes and nodded in agreement, he wanted to see what Jin Mi was going to do!

Thus, Jin Mi's cold joke class started:

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun walking on the road. As it walked, it suddenly became hungry, so it ate itself.

Once upon a time there was an egg that was homeless and it turned out to be a wild egg.

Once upon a time there was a fat man who fell off a cliff, so he became a fat man.

…………

Xu Feng's expression changed from a trace of anticipation at the beginning to bewilderment, then to annoyance mixed with depression, and finally to a expressionless face with a calm heart.

The effect seems to be good!Jin Mi was overjoyed in his heart, he thought to himself and said that this bird is going to become a Buddha immediately!

However, Jin Mi Bai Mi Yi Shu completely forgot that the weather before the storm was also very calm.

Qiwu Palace Courtyard

"How come the main hall is free today to hang around in Wu Palace where I live?" Xu Feng picked up the teapot on the white jade table and poured water for Runyu.

After Runyu gulped it down, she asked instead of answering: "I heard that a strange little fairy servant came to your Qiwu Palace. Why didn't you see her today? Did you give her a holiday?"

Jin·Teapot·Mi sent a voice transmission to him: "Run Yuxian, I am here! Can you hear me, please help me!"

Runyu shook the hand holding the teacup slightly, picked up the teapot with her usual expression, and filled her own teacup.

"Yes, you like to be quiet, how can I let such a noisy person disturb our two brothers." Xu Feng quickly glanced at the teapot in Runyu's hand, and said with a smile.

Runyu carefully put the teapot back on the table, and said with a smile: "It seems that I have a lot of face, this little fairy servant should thank me."

Jin·Teapot·Mi really wanted to say "thank you my sister", but then he thought that his sister is himself, so he can't scold himself, so he changed to: "Brother, you are my real brother, if you can treat me Get out, I will sing 'Errenzhuan' to thank you."

"You only have such face with me. If she wants to thank you, she should thank me." Xu Feng said brazenly.

"Yes, I thank God, thank you, thank fate for allowing me to meet you, a silly bird!" Thinking that Runyu couldn't hear her voice transmission, Jin Mi simply gave up on herself and complained indiscriminately.

"Pfft." Runyu almost failed.

"Main Hall, what's wrong with you?" Xu Feng asked hastily.

"It's nothing, I accidentally choked on it." Runyu's cheeks flushed while holding back her laughter, but Xu Feng mistakenly thought she was embarrassed by drinking water.

The two immortals chatted for a while, Runyu said goodbye and left, seeing off her elder brother, Xu Feng looked back at Jin Teapot Mi and felt very strange, why Jin Mi was so quiet today?

The sun rose from the slant east to the center, and slowly slanted to the west again. Jin Mi was still wondering how long Xufeng would turn himself into a teapot this time, and suddenly saw Runyu, who was supposed to leave, quietly returning.

With a wave of his hand, Jin Mi suddenly realized that he had transformed back.She rushed over in great surprise, and hugged Runyu: "Runyu Immortal, thank you so much! Long time no see, I really miss you!"

Runyu was startled by her sudden movement, and stood there without moving for a long time.Smelling the unique fragrance emanating from the girl in her arms, feeling the touch of being tightly hugged by the weak and boneless arms, Runyu felt her heart was about to jump out.

When he came to his senses and wanted to hug Jin Mi back, the other party let go of his arms, looked at him and said shyly, "So Immortal Runyu, you heard my voice transmission!"

Runyu suddenly felt empty in his heart. He cleared up his mood and asked with a smile: "Yes, so Runyu really wants to know what 'Errenzhuan' is?"

Jin Mi's coughing immediately shook the world.

She quickly changed the subject: "Where's Jiao Fenghuang? He won't find out!"

Runyu shook her head: "Don't worry, Princess Suihe was looking for him just now, and he is not in Qiwu Palace at the moment."

As for how Princess Suihe invited Xufeng out of Qiwu Palace, Runyu smiled deeply to hide her achievements and fame.

Jin Mi recalled what happened to him during this period, and couldn't help complaining: "Princess Suihe looks powerful, but she is actually very stupid. She grew up with her childhood sweetheart, and Tianhou helped her out, so she didn't take Xu Feng down. If they were together, Xu Feng wouldn't want to torture me!"

"No, he just gave him a few words, and even punished me for copying books and sent me to confinement. This was not enough, and he turned me into a flower, chopsticks, and even a teapot. He even called me too talkative. thirsty."

The more Jin Mi said, the more angry he became: "No, I have to go to him to protest. I'm not from the heavenly world, so it stands to reason that he can't control me at all. If he goes too far, I'll go back to the flower world."

Runyu was very happy when she heard that Xufeng should be with Suihe, but when she heard that she was going back to the flower world, she immediately panicked.

"Jin Mi, do you trust me?" He asked while holding her hand.

During this period of time, she understood very clearly what kind of person her big cheap brother is. It can be said that if she doesn't even trust him in the whole heaven, who else can she trust?

"Of course." She nodded obediently.

Looking at Jin Mi's sincere and trusting eyes, Runyu felt his heart melt, and he seriously promised: "Be safe and don't be impatient, I will let you go out in a legitimate way."

A few days later, without knowing how Runyu works, Xu Feng actually agreed that Jin Mi could move around freely, but he still had to continue copying the book.

On the first day after the ban was lifted, Jin Mi went to Xuanji Palace with his carefully cooked food, ready to thank Runyu.

Because he didn't inform Runyu, when Jin Mi inquired all the way to Xuanji Palace, Runyu was still sleeping.

Considering that he was always on duty at night, Jin Mi did not wake him up, but took the opportunity to take the little nightmare beast around Xuanji Palace for a tour.

Compared with the overpopulated Qiwu Palace, Xuanji Palace is so deserted that it's unbelievable.Jin Mi never imagined that Tianhou would be so arrogant and domineering that she would not even do face-saving projects.Except for a few guards guarding the gate, the huge Xuanji Palace couldn't even be seen by the immortal servants.

Runyu didn't wake up until near noon.As soon as he went out, he saw Jin Mi lying on the table in the yard, copying books seriously.

Hearing the movement, Jin Mi raised her head, seeing that it was Runyu, she waved happily and said hello: "Runyu Immortal."

When Runyu approached, she went on to say: "I didn't expect that I would come here! Today is the first day I lift the ban, how about it, you are sincere enough!"

Runyu joked: "If you want to say sincerity, shouldn't you sing 'errenzhuan' to thank you?"

Jin Mi's smile faded away, and he said seriously: "Run Yuxian, do you know that you will lose me like this? Don't mention 'Erren Zhuan', we are still good friends."

Runyu stretched out her hand to Lingkong and tapped Jinmi, smiling dotingly.

Jin Mi put away the paper, pen and books, and with a wave of his hand, the table that was originally empty was full again.

"Come on, Run Yuxian, try my handicrafts. These are specially made for you as a thank you gift. Although I don't know your taste, I think you should like light dishes, so these dishes are more light. If I guess wrong, next time I will buy another table for you." Jin Mi said while handing the chopsticks to Runyu.

"Jin Mi Bingxue is smart, and her guesses are extremely accurate, but..." Run Yu hesitated.

"Just what?" Jin Mi asked curiously, his eyes widened.

"Just according to what Jin Mi said, if you guessed right, it's only this time, if you guess wrong, there will be another time, so Runyu has some regrets, facing such delicious food, she shouldn't tell the truth."

"Haha" Jin Mi laughed happily and proudly, she said that there are still people who know the goods.

After eating for a while, Runyu suddenly asked: "That day, why did you call me 'brother' and also 'brother'?"

This matter has been brooding in his heart for a long time.

"Ah, this..." Jin Mi was tongue-tied and didn't know how to explain it: "It's just used as an exclamation, alas, anyway, this kind of words can only be expressed in words, and can only be used in special contexts. Well, if you want me to explain it, I really can't explain it, anyway, this 'brother' is not the same as the 'brother' you understand."

"However, I hope from the bottom of my heart that Run Yuxian is really my brother." Jin Mi said pointedly.

The heart that Run Yu had just put down was suddenly shattered into glass shards by the last sentence.

The following explanation was originally intended to be put in the author's words, but I was afraid that some people would not see it, so I put it directly in the text.

Why can Runyu hear Jin Mi's complaints when he turned into a teapot but Xu Feng can't?

See clearly, my setting is "sound transmission", Jin Mi sends a sound transmission to Runyu for help, of course Xu Feng can't hear it.

In fact, there is also a bug in the original play. Jin Mi, who turned into a stool, yelled, but Xu Feng could hear it, but Run Yu couldn't.They are all gods, I don't think Runyu's mana is inferior to Xufeng's.I remember that when the two of them were young in the TV series, Runyu accidentally injured Xufeng, so he was severely punished by the Queen of Heaven. Since then, he has been hiding his clumsiness.In the end, Runyu needs to devour Qiongqi in order to fight Xu Feng. Don't forget that Runyu used a forbidden technique to save Jin Mi, and only half of her mana lifespan is left.