What am I thinking when I'm cheating on the male supporting role [Transmigration Book]

Han Jiao is not a man made of cotton, there is no doubt about it.

But the way he proves this is different from the big boss. The big boss relies on force, while Han Jiao usually relies on words. Strictly speaking, it should be called "eloquence".

So the current situation is not a situation that Han Jiao is good at controlling.

He hid behind a tree, about a stone's throw from the military attache who had just poured wine on him.

The wine jars that have not been disassembled are all placed in the southeast direction of the guest seats, less than two feet away from the military officer.

The meaning of the big boss is to let him start from here, rush over first, open a jar of wine, and pour it on the head of the military officer with lightning speed.

This was actually the result of Han Jiao's struggle. The original intention of the big boss was to let him pick up the wine jar and smash it directly on the military officer's head.

"It would be bad if someone died on your elder brother's birthday." Han Jiao politely refused.

Only then did the big boss back down a step, agreeing to only pour wine and not hit his head.

"What are you waiting for?"

Hearing the urging voice of the big boss behind him, Han Jiao, who was hiding behind the tree, took a deep breath and prepared to bite the bullet.

"I'll count one, two, three." Han Jiao said in a low voice.

"Just pour a pot of wine." Xie Duo was infected by the nervousness of the little prodigy: "Don't make it look like you are going to sneak attack the enemy camp."

"I only count to find out the rhythm!" Han Jiao resolutely refused to admit that his current level of nervousness was completely the same as a sneak attack on the enemy camp.

"Okay, you count." His Royal Highness the Ninth Prince remained patient.

"One, two..." Han Jiao took a deep breath and exerted force on his toes: "Three!"

Fly out!

Halfway through the run, Han Jiao realized that there was no sound of footsteps behind him...

Instinctively looking back, I found that the big boss was still standing behind the big tree with a serious face, and didn't rush with him at all!

The stinky brother dared to bully him!

Han Jiao spun back and flew back, panting and akimbo, ready to question the big boss.

Seeing the little prodigy running back cowardly, Xie Duo asked in a low voice in disbelief: "What's the matter? Mr. Cotton."

"Why didn't Your Highness follow!" Han Jiao's eyes showed a fierce look.

"When did I say that I want to go to bed with you?" Xie Duo was confident.

"..." Han Jiao looked at the big boss, then turned his head to look at the group of guests, turned his head, and said expressionlessly: "There are five of them."

"This is the palace of the king. Are you afraid that those people dare to use force against you?" Xie Duo ran out of patience, raised his hand, wiped the air with his wide sleeves, pointed his fingertips at the enemy's direction, and issued the final order: " Han Xiaobai, go, pour wine on his forehead, now, immediately!"

As soon as the ferocious order was issued, the little child prodigy in front of him was shocked at first, and then showed the expression that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and even shrugged at the Ninth Prince's highness, expressing his dissatisfaction clearly written on his angry face. face.

Xie Duo: "..."

Han Jiao quit, he hates the big boss!

Xie Duo's eyes turned cold, and he asked in a low voice, "How dare you lose your temper in front of me?"

"I dare not!" Han Jiao said fiercely.

Death looked at each other.

Han Jiao's courage time limit is not long enough, and he is a little afraid of death after being fierce. Looking at the eyes of the big boss, he kept switching between "fuck you" and "I was wrong", and finally stopped at the gear of "I was wrong" .

I don't know if it's too late to admit cowardice, he has just clearly vented his anger on the boss...

Under Han Jiao's increasingly regretful eyes, the cold little white face of the big boss suddenly collapsed, the corners of his mouth were pulled up, and his teeth showed sharp teeth.

Han Jiao: "..."

He discovered that he has the unique ability to poke the big boss' laughing point at the moment of life and death!

"Master is right behind you." Xie Duo had a gentle tone, as if he was smoothing the hair of a wild cat, and seriously assured the little prodigy: "You are responsible for pouring the wine, and I will settle the rest."

Han Jiao's eyes, which looked at death as if at home, were suddenly filled with emotion, and he believed for no reason that the words of the boss were not playing tricks on him.

So he really hit it off alone!

[-]v[-]!

Iron head baby's highlight moment——

Rush to the destination.

He bent over and picked up the wine jar.

Remove the oiled paper.

He strode up to the military officer.

Lift the wine jar over his head.

In an instant, the wine jar was turned upside down.

Drinks slanted down!

The military officer, who was bragging with his friends, became a dog in the water on the spot. He turned his head in disbelief, raised his eyes, and looked at the person next to him who was throwing a wine jar at him——

Han Jiao lowered his eyes and smiled slightly at the military officer, a pair of peach blossom eyes revealing a rare mischievousness.

It feels cool, very cool!

For the first time, I found that talking is not as good as doing it!

The military officer raised his hand to wipe his eyes that were too hot to open, and his voice trembled with anger: "You...you are so fucking tired of work!"

Han Jiao still held up the wine jar, turned it against the military officer's head twice, and poured the last two drops of wine on his head, then retracted the wine jar, and replied with a smile: "You give me a respect, and I give you a treat." Altar, that's only fair."

"Straight mother thief! I want to find something!" The military officer yelled violently, and several brothers stood up at the same time!

Han Jiao had already experienced the joy of revenge at this moment, and he forgot his fear for a moment, raised his hand and threw the wine jar in his arms at several people, laughed and took two steps back, putting on a defensive posture.

The military officer caught the empty wine jar, his face trembled, he stepped on the low table, raised the wine jar, and slammed it down on Han Jiao——

Han Jiao crossed his arms to cover his head, and hurriedly dodged backwards, but his speed was far behind that of the military officer!

He gritted his teeth and narrowed his eyes, ready to be attacked by the wine jar, when suddenly a shadow shrouded his eyes.

"Bang!" There was a sound of the wine jug breaking, followed by a muffled sound!

Not feeling his arm being smashed, Han Jiao raised his head and found that the back of the sky-blue gown stood erect in front of him.

The military officer had already fallen to the ground, and the wine jar in his hand was shattered to pieces.

"The Ninth Prince is here!" Someone reminded in a low voice.

A group of drunken guests staggered out of their seats and saluted together: "See Your Highness King Ling!"

Xie Duo didn't excuse them, and silently stared down at the military officer who was thrown to the ground by him.

The military officer knew that the Ninth Prince's character was perverted and unruly, and he was unpredictable, so he hurriedly threw away the broken wine jar in his hand, got up and saluted, then quickly raised his head, and complained with aggrieved face: "I beg your Highness to make decisions for this subordinate!"

Xie Duo asked softly, "What are you doing?"

The military officer sued with a bitter face: "Have you seen it, what Master Han did just now, everyone present can testify!"

Xie Duo suddenly said: "You mean that he just raised a jar of wine, poured it on your head, and then shook the jar twice?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The military officer was full of grievances, begging His Highness to come forward and severely punish the troublemakers: "That's it!"

Xie Duo replied blankly: "I didn't see it."

military attache:"……"

Everyone: "????"

The military officer raised his hand to touch his head for the drink, and looked at the Ninth Prince eagerly like Dou E: "Didn't your Highness see it?"

Someone behind hastily reached out and bumped him, signaling him to stop talking.

The prince is obviously protecting that little sage, no matter how much he talks, it will cause bad things.

Xie Duo narrowed his eyes, and said forcefully, "I only saw you bullying others, provoking trouble at my elder brother's birthday banquet, holding a wine jar, and smashing the heads of the guests brought by the king!"

The military officer opened his eyes and looked at Xie Duo in disbelief.

Xie Duo asked lightly, "What do you want?"

The military officer was frightened out of his wits, knelt down on the ground and hurriedly said: "This subordinate doesn't know Mr. Han is a guest brought by His Highness!"

"Oh?" Xie Duo turned on his toes, stood sideways, and said coldly, "Then usually, who brings guests that you like to bully?"

"My subordinates dare not!"

"I dare not!"

A group of guests knelt down in unison.

Xie Duo said indifferently: "Get up, this is not a place to kneel."

Only then did everyone stand up trembling and swishing, not daring to look down at the surly prince.

The military officer's head was almost buried in his chest. When he noticed the prince's footsteps walking in front of him, he immediately tightened his body and buried his head even lower. The prince's voice sounded above his head——

"Raise your head."

The military attache raised his head nervously.

Xie Duo looked at him indifferently: "It's not the first time I see you bullying the guests brought by our brothers."

The military officer's face turned pale, and in desperation, he had no choice but to use his master as a shield: "I am wronged, Your Highness! Unless someone disrespects the second prince first, the younger one will dare to stand up and protect the master!"

"Oh, so there is your second brother backing you up?"

"Don't dare!"

"Second brother is amazing." Xie Duo raised the corners of his lips and said calmly, "You are from Beizhen Fusi? Anyone who offends second brother will be imprisoned in your place."

The military officer didn't know if the little prince knew how powerful the second prince was, and he gave up. He rolled his eyes and didn't answer.

"I don't have your Beizhen Fusi behind my back." Xie Duo complained unhappily: "Whoever gives me anger, I can only do it myself."

The military officer was shocked, and quickly collapsed on his knees and cried, "Your Highness, spare me! This subordinate will never dare again!"

Xie Duo didn't say any more, turned and left with a sullen face.

A group of guests waited for the prince to go far away, still stunned and dizzy, and returned to their seats, but the military officer was still curled up and knelt on the spot, not daring to get up.

Everyone was stupefied.

Also includes Han Jiao.

Is the promised cub stage boss still a good boy?

What's the matter with this all-blazing aura?

Wasn't the big boss so scary when he scared him before?

Sitting back in his seat, thinking quietly like a chicken, Han Jiao realized to his horror that the boss might not have been seriously angry with him before.

The reason why he often scares him is probably just because of the boss's strange laugh.

Boss is treating him like a toy?

So the phrase "a loyal minister does not serve two masters", is it to ask Han Jiao to only treat him as a toy?

It's over. It's over.

He shouldn't poke at the boss' jokes.

The big boss is so possessive that other princes are not even allowed to touch the Cuju sheepskin ball that is "used by the queen", let alone the humanoid toy that makes him laugh.

The banquet at the princes' side was over, and the guests at this end were relieved. One of them looked at Han Jiao enviously and whispered, "Master Han came with King Ling?"

"I've never seen His Highness the Ninth Prince bring guests here before. His Highness hasn't left the palace yet, so he rarely interacts with people outside the palace." Another guest looked at Han Jiao eagerly, and asked him how he could curry favor with the Ninth Prince. This little devil's.

envy, jealousy, hate.

Han Jiao: "I really came with King Yan, maybe His Royal Highness the Ninth Prince happened to come with King Yan today, so he said I came with him."

The guests stared at him eagerly: You lied, you just didn't want to tell the way to curry favor with the Ninth Prince!The cheapskate drank cold water and married a wife with three legs!

Seeing that the princes were having a banquet, all the guests got up and hurried to find their masters.

Han Jiao also followed the crowd to the vicinity of the stage, and two guests beside him pointed out that Han Jiao got to know each of the princes.

After the banquet, the princes were divided into several waves - King Yan and the third prince were chatting, the eldest prince was greeting the second prince and others, and the eighth prince was talking with his two younger brothers.

And that weird King Duan was squatting alone by the lotus pond... with his head down, observing the grass?

The princes didn't seem to notice this strange King Duan, and even the eunuchs who were waiting around ignored him.

The two guests beside him had already gone in the direction of the third prince, Han Jiao thought for a while, but still did not go to find King Yan for the time being.

He cleared his throat, walked quietly to the side of King Duan who was squatting by the river, and said in a respectful low voice, "Your Highness? Do you need help?"

Duan Wang didn't respond, still looking down at the grass.

Han Jiao: "..."

Fortunately, if you are mentally prepared, this guy doesn't talk to any strangers in the original book.

Han Jiao lifted up his clothes, knelt down beside King Duan on one knee, looked down at the grass carefully, and asked softly, "Did your Highness lose anything? What's the shape and size?"

Still no response.

The two stared at the grass in a daze.

After a while, Han Jiao noticed from the corner of his eyes that King Duan suddenly stretched out his hand, pulled up a weed, stood up with a whoosh, and left like a gust of wind!

Han Jiao who was squatting on the spot: "..."

No wonder everyone gave up communicating with this unlucky kid.

Fortunately, everyone was busy flattering the masters, and no one noticed what was going on on his side.

Han Jiao stood up, dusted off the hem of his clothes, turned around without giving up, and walked up to King Duan.

Duan Wang quickly walked up to his younger brothers, suddenly raised the weeds in his hands, and stared at Xie Duo with cold eyes.

"Pfft..." Although Xie Jing was used to the strange behavior of the seventh brother, he still couldn't help laughing, turned his head and whispered to the ninth brother: "Your seventh brother is here to pick wild vegetables for you, eat it while it's hot. "

Xie Duo ignored Starling's ridicule, took a step forward, put his arms around Seventh Brother's shoulders, and quickly walked aside to prevent Seventh Brother from making a fool of himself in public again.

Avoiding his brothers, Xie Duo responded to King Duan's discovery with a serious face: "I've seen this grass before."

"You remember it." Duan Wang looked down and rubbed the leaves of grass with a cold face, and said in a low voice: "This kind of grass doesn't grow in the palace, it can't grow with Qian Qi, it's recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica."

"..." Han Jiao, who was watching secretly from the side, was confused.

Why doesn't King Duan look right?

Is there any special communication password required?

Does the big boss seem to understand?

The author has something to say: The big boss frowned, noticing that the little prodigy seemed to be looking for a third husband.

Han Jiao: "It's nothing, why are you ignoring people, Prince Duan?"