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This meal made Li Yan exhausted.He also has to worry about Alex and Xiao Yuanyu making surprises, and he has to play Tai Chi with Mai Mai about the summer camp registration.Seeing that everyone was almost done eating, he quickly started to see off the guests: "Alex, should you go back too?"

In short, send away a bomb first.

Alex listened but didn't move: "... Isn't there panna cotta?"

"..." Li Yan and him stared at each other, "... panna cotta, I didn't do your share..."

Before Alex could speak, Mai Mai had already yelled: "My share is for Alex!" He said angrily, "Oh my God, Dad, you are so stingy, he is a guest."

Li Yan: "..."

That's what a backyard fire feels like.

Only then did Alex help him with his conscience, and told Mai Mai, "Your father is very generous. He got an extra ticket for a stage play and promised to give it to me."

Maimai asked "Really?" and looked at Li Yan, with inexplicable sympathy in his eyes: "Didn't you make an appointment to see it with others? They will let you go?"

Li Yan said: "... I never said that, I always said that I went alone."

Mai Mai didn't believe it at all, but shook his head resentfully.

Originally thought that after eating the panna cotta, they would be able to get through tonight, but Mai Mai wanted to keep Alex, and asked him to stay for a while and play games with them.

It's really endless.Before Alex could answer, Li Yan said first: "What time is it? I have to go to work tomorrow, and it will take 45 minutes to drive home. Let me go back."

Mai Mai said: "Alex doesn't need to clock in. He can stay here tonight, doesn't he, Alex, do you mind? We don't have any spare room in our house, but you can sleep on the bed, and my dad can sleep on the sofa."

"..." It felt like Mai Mai was simply against him, the more he said no, the more enthusiastic Mai Mai was.After struggling for a long time, he finally gave up his thoughts and it was time to see off the guests.

Maimai was going to take Alex to the elevator, Li Yan followed behind, watching Alex enter the elevator. Alex waved goodbye to Mai Mai, and before the elevator doors closed, he raised his eyes, looked over Mai Mai, and smiled at Li Yan.

Li Yan felt as if he had been electrocuted, but before he could react, the elevator door was already closed.

Mai Mai didn't notice the collision of eyes in the air at all, and turned around with Xiao Yuan to go home noisily, Li Yan fell behind, but his heart was a little empty.

It's so useless, people didn't say anything...

When Li Yan returned home and closed the door, he finally felt that he was extremely tired today, but he still had to do housework. Just when he was full of fear, the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, and a new text message was received.

Very happy today, thank you.Bye bye stage play? alex

Standing at the entrance, Li Yan looked at the text message, and felt an indescribable sweetness in his heart. The dissatisfaction that he felt that Alex was not cooperative during the dinner just now was suddenly swept away.He silently read the text message back and forth in his mind, imagining Alex's tone, and felt that even the inscription became more and more joyful, so he couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled.

Mai Mai poured two glasses of water, took one glass in each hand and came out of the kitchen. When he saw Li Yan standing by the entrance, he asked casually, "What are you laughing at?"

Li Yan was taken aback, but this time he learned his lesson, and didn't put away the phone in a panic to hide it.He stabilized his expression and told Mai Mai: "I won the lottery, and I won ten yuan."

"..." After hearing this, Mai Mai rolled his eyes speechlessly, shook his head, and went back to the living room without saying anything.

Among other things, at least he has calmed down and no longer grudges about the rejection of the summer camp registration just now.

Li Yan's mood suddenly improved, and he even had the motivation to do housework.After washing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen, he remembered that the clothes that had been put in the dryer in the morning had not been taken away, so he took the basket to collect the clothes.Xiao Yuan went to take a shower, and no one played with Mai Mai, so Mai Mai came over to watch him collect his clothes boredly.

He watched Li Yan shake off the clothes one by one, fold them and put them in the basket, and asked suddenly: "Dad, why are you still wearing these underwear?"

Li Yan asked: "What's wrong?"

What's the problem, he looked at his underwear, everything is normal.Loose boxer briefs, the fabric is very comfortable, he has been wearing them since he was a child.

Mai Mai leaned on the dryer and asked, "Isn't there someone outside, why are you still wearing this?"

Li Yan said: "...I have no one outside."

Mai Mai said: "Hmph, then you deserve to be unable to find your other half in this kind of underwear for the rest of your life."

"..." Li Yan asked in confusion, "...what's wrong with my underwear?"

His underwear is quite new, not faded or threaded, and the texture is good, he himself thinks it looks very good, there is no disrespect.

Mai Mai said: "It's so dirty!"

Li Yan said: "...Isn't mine similar to yours?"

Mai Mai said: "I'm a child, and you are an adult, how can it be the same. It's so stupid, people are not interested in seeing it."

Li Yan said: "...What are you talking about? Who told you this?"

Mimi said, "Vulgar Romeo."

"..." Sure enough, I shouldn't agree to show him...

Mai Mai continued: "Romeo said that wearing this kind of underwear is destined to be unlucky in life. If the other party doesn't say 'wow' when you take off your underwear, then you are finished, there is no play, and the other party must not be interested in you. So when you date someone, you must wear sexy underwear, and you can’t leave a bad first impression.”

...what a theory!

That foul-mouthed TV series is really itchy and owes complaints.

Li Yan scolded Romeo in his heart for misleading his son and teaching him to be bad, but his eyes couldn't help looking at his underwear, a little shaken: "Then what are sexy underwear? Triangular ones?"

In fact, Mai Mai didn't understand it very well, but he still pretended to say: "At least it should be tight."

"..." Li Yan said, "That kind of stranglehold is very uncomfortable. How can anyone wear it every day?"

"Why not, Romeo always wears that kind of underwear," Mai Mai's tone, as if he had already regarded Romeo as a life mentor, "but he said, if he can't insist on wearing it every day, the first time he wears ugly underwear, it's okay." Even if it’s justifiable, you can’t be sloppy on the second date, the other party will think that you are insincere and perfunctory, these details are very important.”

Romeo is not a successful lover, why should he listen to his bullshit experience... Although he comforted himself like this, Li Yan's heart was inevitably shaken a little more.However, the words of rebuttal still have to be said: "How can anyone pay attention to whether the other party's underwear looks good, let alone boasting, it's so strange."

Mai Mai said: "How strange, Romeo said this is the basic etiquette of modern people."

Is this the basic etiquette of modern people?

Li Yan put a big question mark in his heart, feeling that although he is a modern person, his thoughts are still stuck in the stone age. At this moment, he suffered a huge shock and was a little confused for a while.

On the one hand, he felt that Romeo's words were all made up by the screenwriter for ratings, but on the other hand, he felt that he didn't have enough dating experience to make a conclusion about it and judge whether it was true or false.

While my heart was tossing and turning, I didn't know whether to believe it or not, an uneasy thought came to my mind from the other side:

Alex didn't seem to be boasting about his panties.

Is not it.

That's right, no.

It was only when he thought of this that he realized that Alex never praised him at all.Not only did he not praise his underwear, but he also did not praise his figure or anything, twice, and he never praised him twice.He also knew that he definitely didn't score as much as Omega's talent in terms of sexual attractiveness, but as long as he had the heart, he could always find something to boast about, unless he really couldn't find it.

No way... Then he said he was very happy today, was he just being polite?

Mai Mai didn't realize that his father's mood was jumping off a building and falling off a cliff, and he was still analyzing it seriously, and said: "No wonder you can't invite anyone to watch a stage play, is it because they saw your underwear and were affected by it?" If you don't, you will be dumped?"

Li Yan denied it weakly: "I was not dumped, I planned to go alone..."

At this time, there was a sound of opening the door from the bathroom, and Mai Mai immediately cheered, "Xiao Yuan is finished washing!", then left Li Yan and ran away.

Mai Mai left irresponsibly, but the issue of underwear was still lingering in Li Yan's mind. He maintained a half-kneeling posture by the dryer to sort his clothes, and seriously thought about this century-old problem:

How about his panties?

I'm going to watch a play with Alex next Saturday. If his current underwear doesn't work, should he buy new underwear and get ready?Although they didn't say what they were going to do with him that night, it seemed that there would be no loss in preparation...

He fell into a sleepy delusion again.

After trying his best to persuade Maimai and Xiaoyuan, who were reluctant to leave the game console, to go to bed at night, Li Yan returned to his room, locked the bedroom door, opened the Wuhen webpage secretly, and began to browse various online shopping malls. panties.

The keyword he used was "sexy underwear", but the product picture that popped up on the screen surprised him. It was the first time he knew that men's underwear can also have such a small amount of fabric and such an avant-garde design.

No, he couldn't imagine himself wearing those underwear anyway.

The light-transmitting ones are not good, the hollow ones are not good, and the brightly colored ones are not good.

Transparent ones are even more impossible!

He looked at it for a long time and felt dumbfounded. In the end, he still didn't make up his mind to buy it. He was afraid that he would not have the courage to wear it after buying it. Moreover, if the product was sent home and Maimai saw it, the consequences would be even more disastrous.

Before he gave up searching and turned off the phone to go to sleep, an idea suddenly popped up in his tangled mind: Why don't you just ask Alex directly, just ask him which one he likes.

He was frightened by this dangerous thought in an instant, oh my god, did he lose his nerve.

It took him a long time to get the idea of ​​being seriously ill out of his mind. After thinking about it, he still felt that the underwear in the online store was too bold and avant-garde, and he couldn't accept it. The ones in the physical store should be better.He finally made up his mind to secretly go to the shopping mall to choose something before Saturday when he was off work.