Xie Jin

The two parents, who were going to travel almost half of the world, finally had time to make a video call with Shen Yicen. In this cross-border phone call, the sunset in the old Soviet Union was still beautiful in the evening, but the exotic scenery over there was a sunny beach. Zeng Haoqi was giving Shen Bai a massage service of a certain scale, even with his age-reduced curly hair, he was obscene, and he had no intention of taking care of his son's eyes at all.

Shen Yicen patted the table and shouted: "I'm going to Lao Zeng, let go of my father and let me come!"

Zeng Haoqi "smirked" and cooperated with him to perform a good show that could not be seen or felt: "Yo yo, the boy is so arrogant, but your father just likes me to play tricks on him, look at you, where is the courage of the dog?" ?”

Shen Yicen lay down on the table and drew circles: "Daddy doesn't love me anymore."

Unexpectedly, Zeng Haoqi replied to him: "Love, not as much love as you imagined."

Shen Yicen was dumbfounded by his shamelessness and refreshed his three views, he groaned and wooed, only after making Shen Bai amused did he stop the father-son squabble.

Shen Bai joked: "The missing persons have returned, how did you find out about your future?"

Talking about this, Shen Yicen felt ashamed, and said: "The two love each other, I was confessed by uh-huh, you two just wait to bring another son into the house."

He was in a very good mood, and the modal particles at the end of his speech were jumping up and down, and the bitter summer symptoms that had improved after the temperature dropped were all gone now—the two parents in his family were old and unrefined, and they watched with their son How can he go on if he is tired all the time?Shen Yicen felt ashamed thinking about it, so how about acting like a baby?At that time, I pursed my lips and muttered that he is also out of the order now, and it's time for the fathers to start preparing red envelopes and so on.

Mr. Zeng, who has always been very interested in urging marriage, rolled his eyes indecently: "Son, don't you be so fascinated by a handsome guy that you can't walk."

Shen Bai slapped him away: "Don't listen to your dad's bastard words. You mean you're not a boyfriend, you plan to start a family? Is it the friend you mentioned earlier?"

Shen Yicen's concept has always been that when you fall in love, you have to rush to start a family. It is true that not every couple can stay together forever. He didn't have such a perfect dream. It shouldn't be something to think about right now.He just wants to stick together with Meng Yuwang now, think about the future together, and put in [-]% effort for it. What happens in the future is the future.

Shen Yicen nodded and said, "He is in Nanhang now, let me show you the photos."

He dug out the photo taken at the entrance of the bar on the day of the confession, and put it on the screen. The photo was taken by Fatty Jiang with his help. The perspective was taken, and the neon light of "Amore" in the background was just frozen at the time when the blue and purple were changing. At that time, it looked extremely beautiful to the naked eye, but now it is somewhat distorted between two layers of screens. Fortunately, the picture of a young couple under the signboard is clear enough, with clear eyebrows and eyes, smiling at each other, enough to blind the eyes of onlookers.

Shen Yicen was trying to show off to the two parents in a foreign country, but he didn't know that he was one foot tall and the devil was one foot tall. His father once said that you are too young, boy, so he cupped Shen Bai's face and kissed it. Shen Yicen stared blankly. Seeing their little tongues intertwined, their lips and teeth intertwined, what they see is crystal clear, but there is a shameful sucking voice in their ears.

Shen Yicen: "..."

This wave of show is good, the 1-character little yellow car is automatically filled in the brain, the two of you continue to vacation and play in the spring, my son obediently sends blessings from the air, and applauds enthusiastically for [-] minute, hahahaha...

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"Ah Wen, you said I'm going to go back to the furnace and rebuild it now, is it possible to play this kind of dog abuse?" Shen Yicen hung up the phone, collapsed on the table and shed lasagna air tears, "It's really not my own son, say To abuse is to abuse."

Wen Shan plugged in his earphones to listen to the music, and said, "Poor boy, the boss has to work too, can you clean your cup?"

There are many natural and man-made disasters, which always come when the victims do not know, so people are unprepared and unable to deal with them. When they think about it, they find it ridiculous and unacceptable.

In the beginning, when Shen Yicen received the harassing calls, he didn't pay much attention to them. He only thought that his information was sold by a certain website again. thing.

Until that day when he promised Wenshan to have a big dinner in the evening and left Xie Jin early to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients, he saw a few burly men suddenly jump out of an inconspicuous van on the side of the road, with malicious expressions on their faces. Come over by yourself.

This scene has the style of a gangster blockbuster more than ten years ago, and the scale is reduced, which does not affect the vicious temperament of the oncoming people.Shen Yicen's first thought was that some man owed money, and he was so unlucky that he went on the same journey with this person, but there was no second person beside him.This is an old street, the street lamp wire at the entrance of the alley is broken and has not been repaired, the shadow elongated by the distant light melts into the darkness, and the slight light illuminates the ferocious face of the visitor.

There is a scar on the forehead at the head, and the hair is short, and there are no dangling gold chains all over the body. Regardless of their expressions, they look more like big brothers who are earning hard money.Shen Yicen squinted his eyes and thought for a while, Old Sioux City is so small, never heard of such a number one person.

The man called out in a low voice, "The guy who runs the coffee shop?"

Shen Yicen didn't answer, and looked at the four people walking in front of him calmly. Their muscles were still strong, and they seemed to have nowhere to vent their energy. The leader spoke fiercely and frighteningly, and he could hear some northern accents. .

His eyes dimmed a bit, it seemed that the only person from the north he had contacted recently was the noble young master of the vice mayor, before Shen Yicen received frequent harassing calls, he had rejected calls from that person to invite him to travel.

But isn't the method of blocking people a little naive?Even if his elite person design is overdone, is it so stupid to be so obvious?

Seeing that Shen Yicen didn't intend to turn around and run away, the atmosphere was a little stagnant, and one person laughed and said: "Is this kid stupid, knowing that he has offended someone, he dare not run away?"

Unexpectedly, Shen Yicen was not frightened after hearing this, as if he was thinking about something.He has a good appearance, even in such a dark sky, he can be seen as a handsome young man, and he has a head of chestnut hair like a student. When he is thinking about things, he is in a daze. This "not afraid in the face of danger", several people looked at each other, and they all saw a trace of clarity in the eyes of their accomplices.

With such a well-behaved appearance, his boss rejected him. Maybe the boss just likes to tame such a child?

To offend people, the 20-year-old Shen Yicen is even more fearless, but since he opened Xie Jin and became a small boss cheerfully, his daily life is basically equivalent to a vacation. With a little eccentricity.

However, he still calmly asked, "Have I offended anyone recently?"

The big guy in the lead has seen some pretending, some crying and begging for mercy, all the sensual ones are looking for an opportunity to escape, and those who are a little calm can put one hand in their pockets and prepare to call the police.But Shen Yicen's composure was really calm, as if the role had been reversed, and he was the one who came to collect debts.

The big man thought in his heart: "He is a brave boy."

But because of their audacity, they also decided to play jokes. Time waits for no one. The four of them separated and surrounded Shen Yicen, blocking his way to escape. The leader pointed at the van and said, "How many brothers are we?" I'm hired to intercept you, obediently get in the car and walk with us, now that the society is ruled by law, we don't like the old way, but if you don't cooperate, we can't say what accidents will happen."

Shen Yicen's expression became even weirder. The headlights of cars passing by in the distance shone on his face, reflecting his sharp eyebrows and eyes, showing some sharpness, but the darkness of the night quickly counterattacked like a tide. At the moment, he suddenly let go of a string in his mind, and said as if joking: "Is there any talk about lost wages?"

The author has something to say:

The original meaning of the word "up and down" in that article is a metaphor for playing tricks and colluding to cheat.Many of the usages I hear now are related to frivolous others. I don’t know if there is such a supplementary meaning. I use it in this article as a joke, so I would like to explain it.

The language is really broad and profound_(:з)∠)_