The red name is what I hate the most

(One)

After coming out of the bathroom, Zhan Yu wiped his hair with a towel, half leaned on the chair and closed his eyes to rest.

A few minutes later, Zhan Yu rubbed his temples, casually clicked on the game, looked at the full level on the character selection page, and suddenly felt that the days of full level were too boring.I clicked logout, logged in to another account, and looked at Xiao Yijian at level 32 above. I haven't logged in since the last time I was cut by the little sprite at the gate of 32. Now I don't seem to have any desire to log in to this account.

Still, let's play another trumpet, although my own trumpet has never been raised.

Taixu, I have played Yijian before, my dad has no interest, only Huanghuo and Yunlu are more suitable for me, and the output is king.

After hesitating for a while, Zhan Yu chose Yunlu, because it looked more pleasing to the eye after all.

It’s really annoying to name something, so let’s just call it Yunlu, casually type the two letters YL on the keyboard, and look at the phrase that appears, Yuluo, that’s it.

Thus, Xiaoyunlu Yuluo was born.

[Shang Ning]

-Boss, the company is very busy recently?

[E Yu]

-not busy.

[Shang Ning]

-Why isn't the faction war in the game?

[E Yu]

-AA.

[Shang Ning]

-Depend on!You lied to me!Obviously the names are gray!

[E Yu]

- play trumpet.

[Shang Ning]

- your sister!

Zhan Yu followed with a smile of Zui Hongchen, that is, Shang Ning's classmate was a dungeon, and he was about to upgrade to level 30. Who knew that at this time, the other party went out to pick up his girlfriend very shamelessly, and left him alone at the door of the dungeon.

Forget it, go back and clear the main task, it should be almost the same.

Passed to Jiuli South Gate, clicked on automatic wayfinding, Zhan Yu remembered that there was still something to deal with, so he hung up the game and went to make a phone call first.

When it was over, I came back and saw that there was one more person behind, who was still swiping the screen.

After seeing who it was, Zhan Yu couldn't help but lament how small Da Huang was.

[Current] Little sprite: Fuck!Is there any idiot newbie like you?It's been half an hour and I can't even advance to a level! ! !

[Current] Little Sprite: Damn!Upgrade me now!

[Current] Little sprite: I said you are dumb?You Poyunlu!

The hand that was typing paused, Zhan Yu thought you were so eager to upgrade me, didn't you just want to cut me?Still so arrogant.This was delivered to your door by yourself, so I'm not being polite.

【Current】Yu Luo: Are you calling me?

Best at pretending to be innocent.

[Current] Little sprite: You said you are 29, why are you still doing tasks here?Hurry up, raise me to level 30.

[Current] Yuluo: Huh?But I don't have enough experience...

Even if it's enough, don't upgrade, especially this sprite looks very interesting, it's really too bad not to tease him.

【Current】Little sprite: ...

[Current] Little sprite: You've been here for half an hour, but you still don't have enough experience to get 30 points?

[Current] Yuluo: [shy]

[Current] Little sprite: Join the team, I'll take you to level 30, how much experience is left?

Zhan Yu couldn't help laughing and joined the team, this was the first time he saw someone so eager to kill him, it was so much fun.There is still a big difference between this person and the legend.

[Team] Featherfall: [shy] Thank you, you can level up with 2 levels of experience.

[Team] Little sprite: Alright, get on your horse and follow me.I will take you to brush monsters.

[Team] Little sprite: Teleport to the Redwood Forest, where the level 29 will be able to spawn foxes.

[Team] Yu Luo: [blush] I didn't open the stone.

[Team] Little sprite: ... Wait for me to open 30 books, you can order and come here.

In fact, Shang Ning and him have already opened all the stones in Bashu today, but you want to kill me?I'm too sorry for myself if I don't flirt.

After gathering in the Redwood Forest, Zhan Yu simply didn't care about the game, he would spend as long as he likes, and while he hangs up, he can still look at the files and deal with work matters.

[Team] Little sprite: Why can't you upgrade?

Looking at the clock, only half an hour had passed.

[Team] Yuluo: Huh? !I forgot to read it, I'm going to level 31 soon, it's amazing.

[Team] Little sprite:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Pfft, it feels so good to be unscrupulous.Little sprite, why are you so cute? Isn't it clear that I should continue to tease you?

[Team] Little sprite: Damn!Then you should upgrade quickly!

Just about to type to continue flirting, the secret word suddenly rang.

[Friend] Yijiang Mingyueye said: Is the boss there?Xiaoyu became popular in Mudu.

You tell Yijiang Mingyue Ye: Well, I will take the tuba.

[Team] Yu Luo: Ah, I'm sorry, I suddenly have something to do, so I'll go down first.thank you today, bye

While logging into the tuba, I thought, this really wasn't my intention.However, the other party must be scratching the wall with anger.Thinking of this, Zhan Yu's mood became inexplicably better.

After dealing with the power issue, Zhan Yu changed to the trumpet again. Although he knew that the little sprite was definitely not there, he couldn't help being a little disappointed when he came up and saw that there was no one in the redwood forest.

But thinking of the result of molesting the little sprite just now, Zhan Yu couldn't help laughing.But it's a pity that I just downloaded it in a hurry, and forgot to add him as a friend. In the future, without such a molesting partner, how much fun will be lost.

Forget it, clear the main thread first, then log off and sleep.

After reading the mission guide, he passed it to Muke Village to kill Gu worms.

When he saw the person squatting in the grass next to the stone, Zhan Yu suddenly remembered the words that he had a good understanding.

What kind of evil fate is this.

Just as he was about to go up to continue flirting, he saw Bing Xin and Tianji passing over.

【Currently】Guoguoguoguoguo: Double opening again?

[Currently] Fleeting Years is Fragile: Well, hang on to the red, come over and give some money to the trumpet to repair equipment, join the team and say.

Zhan Yu was silent, he didn't expect it, he didn't expect it.Is it because of my good luck, or because of the brittleness of the fleeting years?

Excluding myself, there are only three people here, Fleeting Years, Guoguoguoguoguoguo, and Little Monster.

Guoguoguoguoguo asked Fleeting Fragile and double-opened, Fleeting Fragile said to give the money to the trumpet, and at this time he locked on the little sprite! ! !

He also said something about being popular, Zhan Yu looked at Fleeting Years resentfully, I really didn't find out on purpose, really, really.

In order to avoid a lot of fun in the future if he was found out, Zhan Yu resolutely went offline to escape.

(two)

For a person like Zhan Yu, who has a punctual biological clock, getting up early has become a habit on weekends.

Thinking of the secret he discovered last night, Zhan Yu couldn't wait to get on the game, of course the trumpet.

Molesting or something must be strong.

[Region] Fleeting Years is Fragile: Swipe into the group and I treat you, 1=4

Is this thinking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here?

You send an application to join the group with Fragile Fleeting Years.

The so-called night walks will always encounter ghosts, sad little sprites, no, they are fleeting and fragile students, your happy days are coming to an end, right?

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Extra Bird ╭(╯3╰)╮

Seriously, what a coincidence

Found a big BUG, ​​has been changed --