Eating chicken starts with one step
Chapter 43 Can't take it
"This voluptuous little figure, this upright body, is not a meat grinder for wolf cubs."
"Wait, who is number 1?"
"Someone who doesn't look like the light of God."
"Century cross-team combination, 666."
"Pippiqian, tell the wolf cub that we miss him."
"Isn't the Light of God not broadcasting live?"
"I just checked the official blog of God's Light, and it didn't say it will start broadcasting!"
"I saw that God's Light has a chicken-eating branch, could it be...? Emmmmm——"
"This chicken digs the corner of LDM a little too much."
The divine intuition of the fans is not wrong, this keyboard brother is indeed Sirius.
That's what happened.
After a few days in duo, the two-person world is living happily, but this is not a long-term solution. After a long journey, many tactical ideas cannot be used, which makes him very frustrated. Second, the mainstream of eating chicken is always Four rows, like professional competitions are mainly four rows, there are also SOLO competitions, but there is no such thing as double rows.
After discussing with each other, they think it's better to play four rows, but passers-by are also troublesome in four rows, not to mention that accidents are easy to say, and the chances of meeting co-produced teammates are too low. It's okay to have fun regardless of winning or losing. Teammates who listen to commands, are unconscious and like to make noise can really break people down.
In the final analysis, this is a game that pays attention to cooperation. The greatest fun is not in chatting, but in winning the perfect victory in the multi-party melee through excellent teamwork.
That's the nature of competition.They are e-sports players, not entertainment anchors.
So here comes the question - where to find the right teammates?
Lilac Kiss and the others clamored for Qianli to take a few chickens every day. Qianli couldn't stand his nagging, so he took it a few times, once or twice was fine, but in the long run, um, let's forget it...
Qianli didn't think about this question for a long time, and thought he had come up with a bad idea cleverly.
He opened a certain group in QQ without hesitation, and sent a message in a few clicks.
My name-Qianli: "Is anyone coming to eat chicken?"
"..."
Several people in the group posted a few points, expressing speechlessness.
Brother, did you go to the wrong set?
But no, the name of this group is "LDM Professional Player Exchange Group"... Oh, no, that was the original name, and now it has been changed to "LDM Home Elderly Activity Center" by some administrator.
This is probably the resentment from the retired players of the first generation. Many newcomers who joined later thought they added the wrong place when they saw this group name... These are all secondary. The essence of the group has not changed. The people who gather here are all LDMs now Or a former professional player, this girl actually came here to call people to eat chicken, very arrogant?
"Qianli Da Da, did you find the wrong partner..." A rookie player who joined LDM last year weakly pointed out this obvious point.
"Then I must have someone to find." Qianli said seriously.
Sorry, all the games he knows well are here.
Most of the first-generation professional players of LDM have retired, and the few players who can survive from the first generation to the present have become living and immortal legends. They are still galloping on the battlefield of LDM, and they are so powerful that many rookies are unable to move an inch. For rookies, they are just a few mountains in front of them, which is both awe-inspiring and hateful.
Among them, Sirius, Nilin, Lonely Chenghui, and Xilu are seniors in terms of qualifications, but they are in their prime in terms of age, because when they entered the professional field of LDM, they were still very young, or even just adults. , generally one or two years older than them, but in the e-sports world, the gap of one or two years is magnified many times.
In short, most of the newcomers of LDM dare not make mistakes with these living Buddhas, and many of them were once loyal fans of these great gods.
Qianli suddenly appeared in the group, causing many players to pay attention. Even if he didn't speak, he watched the screen silently. Currently, the golden pair of Wujiu and Qianli is an occasional bomb in the LDM professional circle. Look at this trend , They may jump to any team. The trump card in the team is nothing to worry about. The members who are placed in the 2nd position will start to worry about losing their status. If these two masters come over at the same time, they will squeeze themselves out of the starting lineup Nor is it impossible.
"Yo." A most unexpected person spoke.
Sirius.
Sirius, the ace of the Light of God in melee combat, recognized as the strongest fighter in the LDM national server, Ni Lin, the captain of the Light of God, these two are one of the few combinations in the LDM league that can stand up to the golden partner, or it should be said the other way around. Jiu and Qianli are the few players in the league who can compete with the two monsters, Shenzhiguang. Ni Lin has said bluntly and publicly more than once that Qianli is his most troublesome opponent.
"The news about your cheating is all over the screen." Sirius said.
Being questioned about cheating is a sensitive and embarrassing topic. Others have to pretend not to know if they know about it.
"Yo," Qianli said cheerfully, "You watch all this kind of gossip. Have you been secretly caring about me?"
"Less self-love."
"Hahaha."
Qianli didn't mind it, as the saying goes that he is not afraid of the shadow slanting, but the more he hides, the more he feels guilty.What's more, Sirius is LDM's number one steel straight man, euphemism never existed.Besides, with the grievances and hatreds the two of them have experienced, do they need to care about these two sentences of teasing?
My name-Qianli: "Oh, little wolf cub, long time no see, grandpa misses you."
God's Light-Sirius: "Go away."
The other contestants were overjoyed, and the newcomers dared to laugh and dare not speak. Except for the Queen, there are probably only a thousand miles who dare to tease Sirius like this.
The meme of wolf cub comes from the first professional league. At that time, Qianli made a bet with Sirius. Whoever loses will call the other grandpa. The first time Qianli lost, everyone should shout, Sirius. Simple and straightforward, I didn't take it to heart afterwards.When the two teams met for the second time, Qianli won, but that match was the last match of the points match, and it was related to whether my team could advance to the playoffs. My victory was achieved through painstaking efforts and untold hardships. At that moment, Qianli was so happy that he completely forgot about the bet, and Sirius insisted that it was expired and invalid, and then...my team defeated God's Light in the playoffs, how could Qianli let go of this great opportunity Chance, blatantly added this sentence for Sirius in the post-match interview. Since then, Qianli's special address for Sirius "Wolf Cub" has spread throughout the circle, and has been imitated by my fans.
"Would you like to eat chicken?" Qianli stopped joking with him, and got straight to the point.
"What kind of chicken to eat?" Sirius asked stupidly.
"You don't even know how to eat chicken, isn't your base connected to the Internet yet?" Another person popped up.
Lonely ashes.
God's Light - Ni Lin: "..."
My name-Qianli: "Hahahahaha, have you felt the gaze from Ni Lin?"
Sweeping-Lonely: "... so you are usually just watching the screen when you are not talking?"
God's Light - Ni Lin: "No, I just opened it."
My name-Qianli: "Chicken 2, wait 2, let's go! @神之光-天狼@神之光-反系@模拟-孤少"
Sweeping-Lonely: "Aren't you planning to come back?"
The implication of this question is well understood by everyone. In this delicate period, Qianli doesn’t mention LDM, but is addicted to eating chicken. What exactly does he want to do?
My name-Qianli: "You are still in the offseason now, come and make waves~"
Thousands of miles without a trace, avoiding the important and taking the light.The World Championship ends in April, and the points competition starts in August. For the top eight teams in the previous season, May and June are rare holidays every year, and they will basically enter the state of preparation in July.
Speaking of holidays, you may not be able to rest as you like. Different teams have different requirements. Many professional players generally live a year-round life. Uninterrupted hard work.
In this way, in broad daylight, Qianli not only seduced the captain who swept the world into loneliness, but also abducted Sirius in front of Nilin.
How many times have you heard about the game of eating chicken? I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run, but I have never actually fought, but he is a professional player, and it takes only 3 minutes to learn a new game!
As for Sirius, that's a buddy, a real buddy.
Playing games across teams is not a problem. In LDM, everyone also cooperates to conquer new dungeons. If we really want to talk about the problem, the live broadcast is the problem.
Sweeping the World also launched a live broadcast, but they signed on another platform. Usually, members of the same team would sign on the same platform to facilitate simultaneous broadcasting. Hippo TV signed the Miracle Team and My Name Team one after another. The three most popular teams accounted for Two, if other teams want to squeeze in, can they still survive?Anyone who is sensible will avoid these two bosses. As the saying goes, it is better to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail.
Shenzhiguang simply put an end to live broadcasts. The team mainly relies on sponsorship, advertising endorsements, and attending events to make money.Lonely ashes and Sirius, one is an anchor on another platform, and the other is a player whose team explicitly prohibits live broadcasts. Qianli and Wu Jiu must live broadcast the game, how to reconcile the contradictions between them?
Simple, just wear a vest.
It's just that they never imagined that the idiot Sirius fell off the horse in less than 10 minutes of the first game.
Forget it, if you lose your horse, you can lose your horse. Anyway, if you don't show your face or reveal your identity clearly, it's not a violation, just pretend you're not yourself.
The reaction of my fans was much bigger than expected. The full screen of "Sirius" made people think that they went to the wrong live broadcast room. It wasn't that some traitors got in, and it wasn't that these fans weren't familiar with it, but LDM players. The ratio of the second powder and the third powder is not low.
The second fan and the third fan refer to the common fans of two or three of the three major cults God's Light, Miracle and My Name.These three teams are all veteran teams of LDM. They are powerful and have their own characteristics, and the relationship between them is well known to the subway. The other two teams have stood up to support - in fact, they can't help much, but the mental attitude is very valuable.As the saying goes, the upper and lower effects, unknowingly, the fan groups of the three teams seem to have reached a tacit agreement, no matter what the game is, they must not let the harsh atmosphere affect them.
In the [-]rd World Championship, when my name team and FF team competed for the world championship in the finals, not only my name fans, but also god fans and miracle fans almost came out, cheering for my name in the distant motherland regardless of family background Cheer up, the three major cult fans look like a scourge to outsiders, but their fiery enthusiasm can only be understood by those who understand it.
Facing everyone's turbulent questions, Qianli pretended to be stupid for a long time and finally had to respond, "These two? Random passers-by, professional players? How is it possible, the professional circle is going to be over with their IQ."
"Hey," said the lonely ashes with black lines all over his face, "I can hear you."
Qianli ignored him, and continued to fool the fans, "I said this is not a wolf cub, can Ni Lin let him out? What? 'This stupidity can't be Sirius'? Big brother, you are too arrogant! It's a classic. You see," Qianli said, looking down, "people praise you for being stupid."
"..." Sirius looked up at him coldly, "Come down."
At this moment, what Qianli is on is not a rooftop that can be reached by taking the stairs, but a gabled roof. You have to open the door on the highest floor first, then jump from the railing to the top of the door, and then jump from the top of the door to the roof. Novice operators generally do not understand.
"I'm not going."
"Come down."
"No."
"Do you dare to be more cowardly?"
"Slightly slightly slightly," Qianli said with a look of embarrassment, "You can't hit me, are you angry?"
boom--!
Sirius raised his hand and shot.
Thousands of miles unscathed.
Sirius: "..."
"Hahaha," Qianli laughed with his hips on his hips, "Hit me with a troll, are you serious?"
Sirius didn't know that the effective range of the sprayer was only 20 meters, and it was even more difficult to shoot from low to high. He raised the S1897 shotgun in his hand and took a closer look, as if he saw the fire emitted by the 98k back then. Mysterious brilliance.
According to common sense, isn't the longer the barrel, the more powerful it is?What the hell is this world? !
"How is this game fun?!" Sirius couldn't bear it anymore.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm getting angry from embarrassment, little wolf cub." Qianli shook his head.
Sirius threw away the sprayer in despair, replaced it with the Uzi submachine gun he had just looted from the corpse, raised the muzzle and aimed at thousands of miles and fired.
His first impression of Uzi was not good. First of all, the buddy used to use Uzi to sweep him for a long time without killing him. Secondly, Uzi looks a little bigger than a pistol, and it is more than enough to operate with one hand. This shape alone is inevitable. It makes people feel that the power is not enough.
chug chug chug chug chug—
"Ouch—" Qianli was startled when he saw Sirius cut out the Uzi, and quickly lowered his head, using the bulge in the middle of the roof as a cover to protect himself, he circled, Sirius also circled, Qianli was on the roof Twisting and twisting, Sirius was running around the house on the ground, both of them were walking with wind, and staged a peak...dance duel.
The level of unscrupulousness of professional players in order to play more unexpected movements on the field is simply outrageous. Snake skin positioning is already a basic skill. There are motor hips, water snake waists, epileptic bodies, ecstasy, and tap dancing. There is nothing that cannot be done Yes, only unexpected.
To be honest, the opponent Sirius who used the gun was very experienced, but he was not so used to using the gun. The muzzle of the gun would vibrate violently when running, and with the recoil of the Uzi itself, it was extremely difficult to aim. He is still an advanced moving target, but seeing his bullets splashing out like a water column, one clip is fired and another clip is fired, but it seems to be repeating the history a few minutes ago, allowing him to use nine bulls and two tigers. Power, just can't kill people.
He felt that his instincts were right, this thing was also garbage.
Sirius suddenly missed his precious sword very strongly.
"Is there any gun that can be used in this game?!" When the second magazine was finished, looking at Qianli who was still alive and well, Sirius almost doubted his life.
"Baby wolf doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate."
"Pippi Qian's former glory has finally reappeared 233333—"
"I always feel that the wolf cub has been tricked...?"
"Sure enough, my name is deep in routine."
"No," Qianli said solemnly, "Uzi is easy to use, I won't lie to you."
"..." Sirius' expression was full of doubts.
"Really," Qianli said sincerely, "this gun is definitely suitable for you."
"..."
chug chug chug chug-
The Sirius who had changed the bombs swept up again without saying a word.
"Although I know Pipiqian is right, but..."
"Sirius: Do you think I will believe you again?"
"It really is a story about the wolf."
"Pippiqian, if you want to prove that Uzi is easy to use, shouldn't you set an example and beat the wolf cub first?"
Sirius continued to circle, Qianli continued to twist, the two were having a great time, when the second gunshot sounded suddenly.
No... more than one gunshot!
chug chug chug-
tuk tuk tuk-
Da da da--
"Hey—I rely on me rely on me—someone hit me—" Qianli, who was playing Sirius very happily just a moment ago, screamed without image in the blink of an eye.
They all understood in a second - enemy attack!
This doesn't seem to be surprising. Sirius' Uzi has been sweeping for 1 years. The sound of gunshots resounds throughout the sky. It's normal for someone to be attracted. Qianli is still dangling on the roof in such a high-profile way. The first one doesn't hit him hit who?
"Oh!" Qianli jumped down at the fastest speed, but it was still a step too late. Several people's guns focused on him, and he was knocked down on the balcony after a few hits. Qianli clutched his stomach and tried desperately to Climbing to the door, but the open door happened to block the narrow passage, and Qian Liwang cried out his heart.
After thousands of miles, Sirius also suffered disaster immediately. He conditionedly turned around and hit back, but the range of Uzi... really makes people cry when they hear it.
In an instant, Wu Jiu on the other side saw that the two teammates in the team list were all red blooded.
"What are you two doing?" he asked in disbelief.
"Hahahahaha no team brought three primary school students and I feel very tired~"
"LDM's four primary and secondary students, gathered three today."
The four LDM students refer to Qianli, Sirius, Lonely Chenghui, and Xilu. Among them, two aces and two captains have unquestionable personal strength. They are known as the highest output unit of LDM, but their EQ is worrying. When they gather together, they will trigger a debuff that reduces their IQ to the level of elementary school students.
"No team: You can't take it or you can't take it."
"No blame, save me, save me, save me—" Qianli yelled.
When Wu Jiu spoke, he was already rushing at full speed. He looked at the position of Qianli on the map, recalled the structure of the house, and asked, "Can you jump to the ground?"
There is an incomplete wall on the first floor of this building, which can be used as a good shelter to cover it. It happens that the balcony where Qianli is located is surrounded by iron wires instead of stone walls, and there is a large gap.
"I want to too! I can't get out! Too fat—"
Wugui: "..."
"666666--"
"Come on, you are the fattest!"
"Is Pipiqian fattened to death by himself?"
In fact, everyone understands that it's not that the character is too fat, but that the knocked down state can only maintain the posture of kneeling and covering his stomach, and he cannot freely perform other movements, otherwise he will go out with a thousand miles of skill.
So, in this extremely embarrassing state, Qianli and Sirius were mercilessly shot by the enemy one after another, and turned into boxes with a click.
The enemy's footsteps came from far and near, and judging from the gunshots, this was a complete four-person team.
Qianli: "..."
Sirius: "..."
Wugui: "..."
Qianli: "No fault! I believe you can avenge us!"
Wugui: "..."
"Everyone on the opposite side listen to me!" Qianli suddenly yelled loudly, "You are surrounded by my teammates alone!"
"... Can you hear this too?" Sirius, who was also in the spectator mode, was surprised.
"I can't hear you." Qianli said.
"..."
"But you can't lose momentum!" Qian Li spoke plausibly.
"Stupid." Sirius replied two words.
"Ah? What are you talking about? Can I have you asshole?"
"Shut up, both of you are idiots." Lonely Chenghui interjected coldly.
"All three of you shut up." Wu Jiu said in a deep voice.
The three of them shut up obediently.
"No team aura is [-] meters!"
"Strength shows who is the real king."
"Team Wu has ruled Pipiqian for a long time and has rich experience." When Wu Jiu showed off his power, the fans all boasted to the sky.
"Wait, who is number 1?"
"Someone who doesn't look like the light of God."
"Century cross-team combination, 666."
"Pippiqian, tell the wolf cub that we miss him."
"Isn't the Light of God not broadcasting live?"
"I just checked the official blog of God's Light, and it didn't say it will start broadcasting!"
"I saw that God's Light has a chicken-eating branch, could it be...? Emmmmm——"
"This chicken digs the corner of LDM a little too much."
The divine intuition of the fans is not wrong, this keyboard brother is indeed Sirius.
That's what happened.
After a few days in duo, the two-person world is living happily, but this is not a long-term solution. After a long journey, many tactical ideas cannot be used, which makes him very frustrated. Second, the mainstream of eating chicken is always Four rows, like professional competitions are mainly four rows, there are also SOLO competitions, but there is no such thing as double rows.
After discussing with each other, they think it's better to play four rows, but passers-by are also troublesome in four rows, not to mention that accidents are easy to say, and the chances of meeting co-produced teammates are too low. It's okay to have fun regardless of winning or losing. Teammates who listen to commands, are unconscious and like to make noise can really break people down.
In the final analysis, this is a game that pays attention to cooperation. The greatest fun is not in chatting, but in winning the perfect victory in the multi-party melee through excellent teamwork.
That's the nature of competition.They are e-sports players, not entertainment anchors.
So here comes the question - where to find the right teammates?
Lilac Kiss and the others clamored for Qianli to take a few chickens every day. Qianli couldn't stand his nagging, so he took it a few times, once or twice was fine, but in the long run, um, let's forget it...
Qianli didn't think about this question for a long time, and thought he had come up with a bad idea cleverly.
He opened a certain group in QQ without hesitation, and sent a message in a few clicks.
My name-Qianli: "Is anyone coming to eat chicken?"
"..."
Several people in the group posted a few points, expressing speechlessness.
Brother, did you go to the wrong set?
But no, the name of this group is "LDM Professional Player Exchange Group"... Oh, no, that was the original name, and now it has been changed to "LDM Home Elderly Activity Center" by some administrator.
This is probably the resentment from the retired players of the first generation. Many newcomers who joined later thought they added the wrong place when they saw this group name... These are all secondary. The essence of the group has not changed. The people who gather here are all LDMs now Or a former professional player, this girl actually came here to call people to eat chicken, very arrogant?
"Qianli Da Da, did you find the wrong partner..." A rookie player who joined LDM last year weakly pointed out this obvious point.
"Then I must have someone to find." Qianli said seriously.
Sorry, all the games he knows well are here.
Most of the first-generation professional players of LDM have retired, and the few players who can survive from the first generation to the present have become living and immortal legends. They are still galloping on the battlefield of LDM, and they are so powerful that many rookies are unable to move an inch. For rookies, they are just a few mountains in front of them, which is both awe-inspiring and hateful.
Among them, Sirius, Nilin, Lonely Chenghui, and Xilu are seniors in terms of qualifications, but they are in their prime in terms of age, because when they entered the professional field of LDM, they were still very young, or even just adults. , generally one or two years older than them, but in the e-sports world, the gap of one or two years is magnified many times.
In short, most of the newcomers of LDM dare not make mistakes with these living Buddhas, and many of them were once loyal fans of these great gods.
Qianli suddenly appeared in the group, causing many players to pay attention. Even if he didn't speak, he watched the screen silently. Currently, the golden pair of Wujiu and Qianli is an occasional bomb in the LDM professional circle. Look at this trend , They may jump to any team. The trump card in the team is nothing to worry about. The members who are placed in the 2nd position will start to worry about losing their status. If these two masters come over at the same time, they will squeeze themselves out of the starting lineup Nor is it impossible.
"Yo." A most unexpected person spoke.
Sirius.
Sirius, the ace of the Light of God in melee combat, recognized as the strongest fighter in the LDM national server, Ni Lin, the captain of the Light of God, these two are one of the few combinations in the LDM league that can stand up to the golden partner, or it should be said the other way around. Jiu and Qianli are the few players in the league who can compete with the two monsters, Shenzhiguang. Ni Lin has said bluntly and publicly more than once that Qianli is his most troublesome opponent.
"The news about your cheating is all over the screen." Sirius said.
Being questioned about cheating is a sensitive and embarrassing topic. Others have to pretend not to know if they know about it.
"Yo," Qianli said cheerfully, "You watch all this kind of gossip. Have you been secretly caring about me?"
"Less self-love."
"Hahaha."
Qianli didn't mind it, as the saying goes that he is not afraid of the shadow slanting, but the more he hides, the more he feels guilty.What's more, Sirius is LDM's number one steel straight man, euphemism never existed.Besides, with the grievances and hatreds the two of them have experienced, do they need to care about these two sentences of teasing?
My name-Qianli: "Oh, little wolf cub, long time no see, grandpa misses you."
God's Light-Sirius: "Go away."
The other contestants were overjoyed, and the newcomers dared to laugh and dare not speak. Except for the Queen, there are probably only a thousand miles who dare to tease Sirius like this.
The meme of wolf cub comes from the first professional league. At that time, Qianli made a bet with Sirius. Whoever loses will call the other grandpa. The first time Qianli lost, everyone should shout, Sirius. Simple and straightforward, I didn't take it to heart afterwards.When the two teams met for the second time, Qianli won, but that match was the last match of the points match, and it was related to whether my team could advance to the playoffs. My victory was achieved through painstaking efforts and untold hardships. At that moment, Qianli was so happy that he completely forgot about the bet, and Sirius insisted that it was expired and invalid, and then...my team defeated God's Light in the playoffs, how could Qianli let go of this great opportunity Chance, blatantly added this sentence for Sirius in the post-match interview. Since then, Qianli's special address for Sirius "Wolf Cub" has spread throughout the circle, and has been imitated by my fans.
"Would you like to eat chicken?" Qianli stopped joking with him, and got straight to the point.
"What kind of chicken to eat?" Sirius asked stupidly.
"You don't even know how to eat chicken, isn't your base connected to the Internet yet?" Another person popped up.
Lonely ashes.
God's Light - Ni Lin: "..."
My name-Qianli: "Hahahahaha, have you felt the gaze from Ni Lin?"
Sweeping-Lonely: "... so you are usually just watching the screen when you are not talking?"
God's Light - Ni Lin: "No, I just opened it."
My name-Qianli: "Chicken 2, wait 2, let's go! @神之光-天狼@神之光-反系@模拟-孤少"
Sweeping-Lonely: "Aren't you planning to come back?"
The implication of this question is well understood by everyone. In this delicate period, Qianli doesn’t mention LDM, but is addicted to eating chicken. What exactly does he want to do?
My name-Qianli: "You are still in the offseason now, come and make waves~"
Thousands of miles without a trace, avoiding the important and taking the light.The World Championship ends in April, and the points competition starts in August. For the top eight teams in the previous season, May and June are rare holidays every year, and they will basically enter the state of preparation in July.
Speaking of holidays, you may not be able to rest as you like. Different teams have different requirements. Many professional players generally live a year-round life. Uninterrupted hard work.
In this way, in broad daylight, Qianli not only seduced the captain who swept the world into loneliness, but also abducted Sirius in front of Nilin.
How many times have you heard about the game of eating chicken? I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run, but I have never actually fought, but he is a professional player, and it takes only 3 minutes to learn a new game!
As for Sirius, that's a buddy, a real buddy.
Playing games across teams is not a problem. In LDM, everyone also cooperates to conquer new dungeons. If we really want to talk about the problem, the live broadcast is the problem.
Sweeping the World also launched a live broadcast, but they signed on another platform. Usually, members of the same team would sign on the same platform to facilitate simultaneous broadcasting. Hippo TV signed the Miracle Team and My Name Team one after another. The three most popular teams accounted for Two, if other teams want to squeeze in, can they still survive?Anyone who is sensible will avoid these two bosses. As the saying goes, it is better to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail.
Shenzhiguang simply put an end to live broadcasts. The team mainly relies on sponsorship, advertising endorsements, and attending events to make money.Lonely ashes and Sirius, one is an anchor on another platform, and the other is a player whose team explicitly prohibits live broadcasts. Qianli and Wu Jiu must live broadcast the game, how to reconcile the contradictions between them?
Simple, just wear a vest.
It's just that they never imagined that the idiot Sirius fell off the horse in less than 10 minutes of the first game.
Forget it, if you lose your horse, you can lose your horse. Anyway, if you don't show your face or reveal your identity clearly, it's not a violation, just pretend you're not yourself.
The reaction of my fans was much bigger than expected. The full screen of "Sirius" made people think that they went to the wrong live broadcast room. It wasn't that some traitors got in, and it wasn't that these fans weren't familiar with it, but LDM players. The ratio of the second powder and the third powder is not low.
The second fan and the third fan refer to the common fans of two or three of the three major cults God's Light, Miracle and My Name.These three teams are all veteran teams of LDM. They are powerful and have their own characteristics, and the relationship between them is well known to the subway. The other two teams have stood up to support - in fact, they can't help much, but the mental attitude is very valuable.As the saying goes, the upper and lower effects, unknowingly, the fan groups of the three teams seem to have reached a tacit agreement, no matter what the game is, they must not let the harsh atmosphere affect them.
In the [-]rd World Championship, when my name team and FF team competed for the world championship in the finals, not only my name fans, but also god fans and miracle fans almost came out, cheering for my name in the distant motherland regardless of family background Cheer up, the three major cult fans look like a scourge to outsiders, but their fiery enthusiasm can only be understood by those who understand it.
Facing everyone's turbulent questions, Qianli pretended to be stupid for a long time and finally had to respond, "These two? Random passers-by, professional players? How is it possible, the professional circle is going to be over with their IQ."
"Hey," said the lonely ashes with black lines all over his face, "I can hear you."
Qianli ignored him, and continued to fool the fans, "I said this is not a wolf cub, can Ni Lin let him out? What? 'This stupidity can't be Sirius'? Big brother, you are too arrogant! It's a classic. You see," Qianli said, looking down, "people praise you for being stupid."
"..." Sirius looked up at him coldly, "Come down."
At this moment, what Qianli is on is not a rooftop that can be reached by taking the stairs, but a gabled roof. You have to open the door on the highest floor first, then jump from the railing to the top of the door, and then jump from the top of the door to the roof. Novice operators generally do not understand.
"I'm not going."
"Come down."
"No."
"Do you dare to be more cowardly?"
"Slightly slightly slightly," Qianli said with a look of embarrassment, "You can't hit me, are you angry?"
boom--!
Sirius raised his hand and shot.
Thousands of miles unscathed.
Sirius: "..."
"Hahaha," Qianli laughed with his hips on his hips, "Hit me with a troll, are you serious?"
Sirius didn't know that the effective range of the sprayer was only 20 meters, and it was even more difficult to shoot from low to high. He raised the S1897 shotgun in his hand and took a closer look, as if he saw the fire emitted by the 98k back then. Mysterious brilliance.
According to common sense, isn't the longer the barrel, the more powerful it is?What the hell is this world? !
"How is this game fun?!" Sirius couldn't bear it anymore.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm getting angry from embarrassment, little wolf cub." Qianli shook his head.
Sirius threw away the sprayer in despair, replaced it with the Uzi submachine gun he had just looted from the corpse, raised the muzzle and aimed at thousands of miles and fired.
His first impression of Uzi was not good. First of all, the buddy used to use Uzi to sweep him for a long time without killing him. Secondly, Uzi looks a little bigger than a pistol, and it is more than enough to operate with one hand. This shape alone is inevitable. It makes people feel that the power is not enough.
chug chug chug chug chug—
"Ouch—" Qianli was startled when he saw Sirius cut out the Uzi, and quickly lowered his head, using the bulge in the middle of the roof as a cover to protect himself, he circled, Sirius also circled, Qianli was on the roof Twisting and twisting, Sirius was running around the house on the ground, both of them were walking with wind, and staged a peak...dance duel.
The level of unscrupulousness of professional players in order to play more unexpected movements on the field is simply outrageous. Snake skin positioning is already a basic skill. There are motor hips, water snake waists, epileptic bodies, ecstasy, and tap dancing. There is nothing that cannot be done Yes, only unexpected.
To be honest, the opponent Sirius who used the gun was very experienced, but he was not so used to using the gun. The muzzle of the gun would vibrate violently when running, and with the recoil of the Uzi itself, it was extremely difficult to aim. He is still an advanced moving target, but seeing his bullets splashing out like a water column, one clip is fired and another clip is fired, but it seems to be repeating the history a few minutes ago, allowing him to use nine bulls and two tigers. Power, just can't kill people.
He felt that his instincts were right, this thing was also garbage.
Sirius suddenly missed his precious sword very strongly.
"Is there any gun that can be used in this game?!" When the second magazine was finished, looking at Qianli who was still alive and well, Sirius almost doubted his life.
"Baby wolf doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate."
"Pippi Qian's former glory has finally reappeared 233333—"
"I always feel that the wolf cub has been tricked...?"
"Sure enough, my name is deep in routine."
"No," Qianli said solemnly, "Uzi is easy to use, I won't lie to you."
"..." Sirius' expression was full of doubts.
"Really," Qianli said sincerely, "this gun is definitely suitable for you."
"..."
chug chug chug chug-
The Sirius who had changed the bombs swept up again without saying a word.
"Although I know Pipiqian is right, but..."
"Sirius: Do you think I will believe you again?"
"It really is a story about the wolf."
"Pippiqian, if you want to prove that Uzi is easy to use, shouldn't you set an example and beat the wolf cub first?"
Sirius continued to circle, Qianli continued to twist, the two were having a great time, when the second gunshot sounded suddenly.
No... more than one gunshot!
chug chug chug-
tuk tuk tuk-
Da da da--
"Hey—I rely on me rely on me—someone hit me—" Qianli, who was playing Sirius very happily just a moment ago, screamed without image in the blink of an eye.
They all understood in a second - enemy attack!
This doesn't seem to be surprising. Sirius' Uzi has been sweeping for 1 years. The sound of gunshots resounds throughout the sky. It's normal for someone to be attracted. Qianli is still dangling on the roof in such a high-profile way. The first one doesn't hit him hit who?
"Oh!" Qianli jumped down at the fastest speed, but it was still a step too late. Several people's guns focused on him, and he was knocked down on the balcony after a few hits. Qianli clutched his stomach and tried desperately to Climbing to the door, but the open door happened to block the narrow passage, and Qian Liwang cried out his heart.
After thousands of miles, Sirius also suffered disaster immediately. He conditionedly turned around and hit back, but the range of Uzi... really makes people cry when they hear it.
In an instant, Wu Jiu on the other side saw that the two teammates in the team list were all red blooded.
"What are you two doing?" he asked in disbelief.
"Hahahahaha no team brought three primary school students and I feel very tired~"
"LDM's four primary and secondary students, gathered three today."
The four LDM students refer to Qianli, Sirius, Lonely Chenghui, and Xilu. Among them, two aces and two captains have unquestionable personal strength. They are known as the highest output unit of LDM, but their EQ is worrying. When they gather together, they will trigger a debuff that reduces their IQ to the level of elementary school students.
"No team: You can't take it or you can't take it."
"No blame, save me, save me, save me—" Qianli yelled.
When Wu Jiu spoke, he was already rushing at full speed. He looked at the position of Qianli on the map, recalled the structure of the house, and asked, "Can you jump to the ground?"
There is an incomplete wall on the first floor of this building, which can be used as a good shelter to cover it. It happens that the balcony where Qianli is located is surrounded by iron wires instead of stone walls, and there is a large gap.
"I want to too! I can't get out! Too fat—"
Wugui: "..."
"666666--"
"Come on, you are the fattest!"
"Is Pipiqian fattened to death by himself?"
In fact, everyone understands that it's not that the character is too fat, but that the knocked down state can only maintain the posture of kneeling and covering his stomach, and he cannot freely perform other movements, otherwise he will go out with a thousand miles of skill.
So, in this extremely embarrassing state, Qianli and Sirius were mercilessly shot by the enemy one after another, and turned into boxes with a click.
The enemy's footsteps came from far and near, and judging from the gunshots, this was a complete four-person team.
Qianli: "..."
Sirius: "..."
Wugui: "..."
Qianli: "No fault! I believe you can avenge us!"
Wugui: "..."
"Everyone on the opposite side listen to me!" Qianli suddenly yelled loudly, "You are surrounded by my teammates alone!"
"... Can you hear this too?" Sirius, who was also in the spectator mode, was surprised.
"I can't hear you." Qianli said.
"..."
"But you can't lose momentum!" Qian Li spoke plausibly.
"Stupid." Sirius replied two words.
"Ah? What are you talking about? Can I have you asshole?"
"Shut up, both of you are idiots." Lonely Chenghui interjected coldly.
"All three of you shut up." Wu Jiu said in a deep voice.
The three of them shut up obediently.
"No team aura is [-] meters!"
"Strength shows who is the real king."
"Team Wu has ruled Pipiqian for a long time and has rich experience." When Wu Jiu showed off his power, the fans all boasted to the sky.
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