I've Got this Cannon Fodder's Back

Gu Hanshan: ...

"That's right - cut it out, cut it all out! He can do whatever he wants, don't stop him, don't interfere, just follow the film..."

It's rare to encounter such an explosion that fell from the sky, and the director didn't have time to talk to him.While confirming with the field cameraman the shots taken from several angles just now, he repeatedly emphasized with the walkie-talkie that it is necessary to find the camera with the best angle and cut this scene to make a preview of the recorded version.

"Now some people have started to organize a group to steal. Look at it—these are all registered, and some people say that they need to use Google Maps to find them. They have begun to speculate on the latitude and longitude based on the altitude of the sun."

Seeing that the ratings of the new episode are expected to increase again, the director is in a good mood, taking a break from his busy schedule and explaining the barrage to the old friend who picked up the treasure: "Now the audience is getting more and more fun, haha ..."

Gu Hanshan took a deep breath, and was patted on the shoulder by the director Da La La, and forced a little smile.

It's all latitude and longitude...

The broker with a firm mind and a good businessmanship was so sad that he couldn't speak.

He even wanted to take the little animal home and hide it immediately.

Knowing nothing about the pain of the manager, the barrage is still enthusiastically reveling.The number of entries is increasing, and there are even a lot of overlapping garbled characters, which obviously has begun to challenge the limit of the server.

"Is this when Lin Shen sees an elf! I burst into tears!! I died in public!"

"Wow!! Form a group secretly! Add me to the front!!"

"Steal one extra in the group! I want to take him home and raise him! Give him sun, water and feed him every day, he just needs to smile at me!"

"What about the future?? I'm different, I want him to let me hug me and turn around ヾ(ノ'﹃')ノ"

"But, can we sleep together? Just sleep and nothing else...(*///–///*)"

"I'm new here, I don't quite understand, may I just steal it?"

……

"Don't dream, everyone! Gather up, the dimension has been calculated, 25° north latitude——

The crumbling server finally collapsed completely, and the last sentence drifted away, leaving only a clean screen.

The audience excitedly took out the map and prepared to take notes:? ?

The agent who was so worried that he wanted to blow up the server of the program group:! !

Tan Yizhe managed to find an outsourced team who was about to immediately send a smearing barrage: ...

The elf-like boy stood where he was, with the logo of "Committee of Security" on his sleeve.His brows and eyes were relaxed, his clear black eyes were bent towards everyone, he leaned over and turned over for a while, took out a few signs prepared by the crew and held them up in front of him.

【Dangerous actions please do not imitate】

【Hello】

[I'm a security committee member, do you need a survival guide? 】

With good looks and good skills, he might be a Lianjiazi who has practiced kung fu. As soon as the newly joined characters in "Can You Eat" appeared on the stage, a phenomenon-level hurricane quickly blew up on the Internet.

As soon as the barrage resumed, the highly skilled audience quickly identified Lu Yunsheng's identity, and by the way, attracted a wave of new fans to take photos of Meda.In just a few minutes, the number of fans on Lu Yunsheng's Weibo doubled again.

Netizens' enthusiasm was unstoppable, and the low-resolution screenshots of the live broadcast had already been spread all over Weibo before the recording and broadcasting had time to come out.

The program team took advantage of the trend and released high-definition animations. The rumors of Tan Yizhe's fans attacking Lu Yunsheng's so-called "death by seeing the light" and "retouching too much" were self-defeating, and the number of viewers of the live broadcast also increased by nearly one percentage point year-on-year.

After watching it for a long time, the program group originally set it up to appease the audience, but suffered countless complaints.

"What the hell kind of rule is this? It's fine if you're not allowed to speak! And you're not allowed to make more appearances??"

"Rules are meant to be broken...the show crew, please be flexible, qvq kid, it's not easy to come here once!"

"It's not easy for us to smoke once. Meda's hard photos have been smoked [-] times, and the screen saver of the phone has been changed! Can't we do it again?

"Don't blame the show crew, if you want to blame, blame the audience, I voted for it when I was asking for opinions... orz, I want to chop off my voting hand now."

……

What the barrage said was indeed the truth—after all, it has become the norm for variety shows to favor newcomers, and the audience has more or less accepted it, but they don't want the original cast and inherent rhythm to be too much disturbed.

When "Can You Eat" was first proposed, the audience's opposition was also not small.After intense quarrels and discussions, there are roughly three demands that were basically summed up-no lines, no too many shots, and no interference with the normal activities of the guests.

The program team also took these issues into consideration. In order to avoid the new recruits being too eager to show off, they specifically emphasized it when discussing cooperation, and Gu Hanshan also emphasized it a few times.

Lu Yunsheng remembered that even though he followed the guest group to the depths of the woods, he hardly appeared under the camera.Only when the guests violated the regulations and had potential safety hazards, would they suddenly appear from behind some bushes, handed over a yellow card representing the violation, and then meticulously confiscated the criminal evidence, and then disappeared into the camera outside.

It didn't take long for the program group to be blamed by accident aroused serious condemnation from the audience.

The director is well versed in the principle that things are rare and expensive, and he is resolutely unwilling to adjust the shooting plan. He just finds an accompanying director to explain a few words mysteriously, and then walks to Gu Hanshan's side in a good mood.

The gold medal manager was inexplicably colder than the surroundings, and he was holding the tablet and reporting the barrage indifferently, so he had no time to pay attention to him.

"Don't worry, it's normal to have sunspots—as long as your child dares to debut, he is destined to provoke Tan Yizhe. Did he bump into an endorsement with him a few days ago? It's no wonder he can stop."

Thinking that the other party was worrying too much, the director patted him on the shoulder, pulled up a ponytail and sat down, and kindly comforted him.

"The audience has eyes, so they won't be misled by them—at worst, I'll find a few people to help you watch the bullet screen, and if you see someone talking nonsense, you can directly report, block and kick out of the live broadcast room. Originally, the program team didn't welcome this kind of thing. The brainless black who messed up the scene..."

The director poked his head while talking, and took a look at the tablet in his hand: "Let me take a look, let me see, what did the sunspots say? Manager Gu, who can make Mount Tai collapse on his face without changing his face, is worried." this--"

director:"……"

"Help... Which strong man can violate the rules again_(┐「Q口Q)_I haven't smoked Xiao Yunsheng for three minutes and 47 seconds..."

"?? Wake up in front! You are here to see the guests living in the wild, not to be misled by beauty! Don't be so unambitious...I report that a certain Mr. Liang, who did not want to be named, was washing strawberries just now Stealing it! Violating the rules of the crew, which is selfless and helping each other! Please come and criticize him!!"

"Mr. Fang is still obsessed with watching the live broadcast recently? Can I watch the live broadcast?? Please help us to operate irregularly Σ(っQДQ;)っ for you!"

"Did Feng Feng try to touch his head just now? Please continue! Please be sure to open your own perspective!"

"Please don't put out that fire and leave so hastily w(°Д°)w there is no need to dry the firewood, please just burn it like this!! I beg you!"

Any more illegal programs will be removed from the shelves!

Seeing that the audience's orientation was getting more and more biased, the director put down the tablet with a heavy heart, touched a can of beer with the manager who was also in a heavy heart, and drank it down with his head up.

The trend of forming a group to recruit security committee members has just begun vigorously.

……

The program group will change places and themes every time, and the field group is the direction of expansion that has only recently begun.On the one hand, it is for the effect of the program, and on the other hand, the guests who have always lived in big cities really rarely come into contact with these things, so it is not clumsy to clean them up.

The few resident guests can still perform better, and Liang Ming's hands-on ability is worryingly terrible, which also provides a lot of laughs for the show.

It was almost afternoon, but the group hadn't had their first meal yet.The traps set still yielded very little, and a lot of fish food was caught. In the end, only two fish that went down the river were caught with great luck. After discussion, they decided to cook fish soup to satisfy their hunger.

A few seniors set up a stove and set up a pot, the younger one was responsible for finding firewood for living, and Liang Ming was responsible for watching the fish. Everyone was ambitious and vowed to produce something that could be eaten before dark.

The fish has a strong sense of survival, and after a couple of thumps, it jumped out of the bamboo basket in front of Liang Ming.

Liang Ming chased the fish and ran out of the screen, and the audience also panicked.While the barrage was burning, a pheasant suddenly flew in from outside the screen and landed precisely into the empty large iron pot.

The bullet screen was silent for a moment, and was filled with question marks in an instant.

"?? Wait, didn't you say that the staff of the program team didn't help??"

"Probably because our guests are so pitiful┓('-')┏The forest is really too big this time. It is near the edge and there are no mushrooms. It is difficult to find food."

"Agreed, and Liang Liang is lucky now_(┐「ε:)_Seeing that every fish can fly, I guess the task for him next time is to stand 50 meters away and not move around:("

"The staff helped, so it wouldn't be such a simple and rude method... At least throw it into the trap, and the pheasant flew into the rice pot?"

The camera was busy chasing Liang Ming, but also failed to react.When Liang Ming finally picked up the fish that had passed out on the grass, the camera zoomed up and found a small pile of dead wood that was dry and easy to burn.

Liang Ming looked around in bewilderment, and hesitantly went to pick up the firewood.This time the camera reacted very quickly. When he bent down, he turned quickly and found a touch of pure white behind the tree.

……

Pure white retreated into the bushes.

Still not letting go of the worry that the guests would starve to death, Lu Yunsheng quietly found some prey dry firewood and put them in an easy-to-reach place, waiting for the guests to "accidentally pick them up".However, he still kept in mind Gu Hanshan's instructions, and when he noticed that the camera was coming, he immediately hid behind a tree to avoid people.

"Ahhh I saw it!! I saw it!!!"

"Is Xiao Yunsheng secretly feeding?? I seem to have seen it too! Does the Liang family have any screen recordings? Please replay! Please raise your hand!"

"I raised my hand and recorded it and played it back three times, it's Xiao Yunsheng ahhh why is he so obedient Q□Q I still blame him for punishing Liangliang I was wrong, I'm sorry..."

"Hey, woo woo, have you eaten yet! What are you eating! Are you hungry! Didn't you take a rest all the time! (*≧з)(ε≦*)"

"Why are you so sensible TT just watched Teacher Feng's live broadcast room and accidentally picked up a small pile of mushrooms...Suddenly it's so heartbreaking, it's so lively here, he's the only one in the forest, and he pretends to be so serious No one plays with him..."

"What happened in front of the sudden foul o(╥口╥)o who voted in the first place and not let the security committee come out!"

"God, think about it... I'm having so much fun here, and I'm alone in the forest over there, lonely, and I'm not allowed to talk..."

"Whoever voted wrong raise your hand o(QQ)┛I didn't expect to be such a cute little security committee member at first, I'm sorry, I beg you to come out and play..."

"Has Xiao Yunsheng brought a mobile phone? With a mobile phone, you can watch the live broadcast! You can't speak but you can type, we will talk with you! We will play with you, my heart hurts to death (ノД`)"

……

He was attracted by a bullet screen in an instant, and the subsequent bullet screens began to feel sorry for the overly sensible child.Many people condemned the inhumanity of the program group with righteous indignation, and even the fish soup cooked by the guests was not full of color and flavor, and there were not many people left to pay attention.

Seeing more and more bullet screens, the team hired by Tan Yizhe finally successfully broke through the shield and posted the negative content all at once.

No matter the time of day, pouring cold water is easy and inexpensive.

The originally embarrassing "death in the light" and "plain-looking" could not be published because of the sudden crash of the server. If you want to destroy a fledgling artist, there are still countless ways.

The conscientious outsourcing team changed a black spot according to the wind direction in a blink of an eye, and killed them all at once. These are just the design of the program group.The so-called "Public Security Committee" is just a gimmick at all, maybe it's something that the program team has prepared in advance, and he was asked to take it out just to take care of the rules and not break too far.

The wind direction of the barrage changed suddenly, and in a blink of an eye there was a lot of quarrel.

Professional black fans like this have always had a dedicated workflow.There are rational parties who try to smear it with a moderate tone, and there are fierce boss-in-charge tactics, and there are even those who pretend to be staff and break the news with certainty. Doubt, the position is not firm before.

At this moment, a special room bubble suddenly popped up in the live broadcast room.

The live broadcast of the "Can I Eat" program group is only part of it. At the same time, followPD is installed separately for each celebrity guest. The guests also have their own independent live broadcast room, where they can see different content from each guest's perspective, which is also convenient for fans. Let's pick out the parts we like individually.

This time, the broadcast was not any guest's live broadcast room - the icon on it was only a small red armband, which said "Security Commissioner", and the number of viewers was still 0.

The fierce quarrel went out in an instant, and the number of viewers increased rapidly, and more and more people couldn't wait to open the small room that was still clean.

After entering, the first thing to play is a video.

The pure white figure shuttled through the forest, briskly avoiding dead branches and potholes, walking through the dense forest, but the clothes on his body were not stained at all.

Setting traps for pheasants, looking for dry firewood, picking mushrooms, secretly knocking out fish and throwing them into the water - Lu Yunsheng is the only one in the camera, and his movements are neat and dexterous. Many times he can't even catch up with the camera. Helped to zoom out, watching the small piece of brilliant white skillfully toss and turn.

Feeling at ease...like at home.

But there are also some other shots.

The shot of Lu Yunsheng quietly looking out from behind the tree.

The boy's eyebrows and eyes were always gentle and peaceful, and the request not to speak didn't seem to have any effect on him, and he didn't feel lonely when he was alone.

A single leaf can make him open his eyebrows, and he picked up a small stone and carefully put it in his pocket.The caught pheasant picked up the most beautiful feathers and plucked them around, sat under the tree with twigs and soft vines and tied them skillfully. After a while, he made a delicate little dream catcher, and happily put it into the little dream catcher on his back. in the schoolbag.

He can play with himself and enjoy himself, so he doesn't look envious when he looks out from behind the tree.

The camera freezes when Lu Yunsheng looks out.

Qing Xuan's brows and eyes were softly relaxed, and his black eyes were gentle and pure.It seems that the little animal is not aggressive at all, but it does not intend to approach the crowd actively. It is sincerely happy because of the people it helps, but it does not intend to rub its trousers to touch its belly.

The light in those eyes was very quiet, without any impurity, curved like a smile, without entanglement and confusion.

——It seems that I have experienced the forging of loneliness for a long time, and I have completely walked out of despair and fear, and stood under the bright sunshine again.The wound has healed completely long ago, and even the mottled scars have been smoothed away by time, those things can no longer hurt him, and they will no longer make him envious and longing.

He just stood there.

Neither go forward nor backward.

The barrage suddenly fell silent.

"I want to hug him..."

"Xiao Yunsheng... this is actually very comfortable, isn't it?"

"It should be very comfortable. It feels like I have traveled a lot and experienced a lot of things before I finally found that kind of comfort..."

"Just, what's going on, isn't this show here to be funny Q□Q Whoa whoa whoa what's going on! I'm angry and I don't want to watch it anymore!"

"All the sunspots are going to explode qwq I'm going to run around 25 degrees north latitude to pick up cubs! Wait for me!"

"Calm down ahead (°Д°≡°Д°) 25 degrees north latitude is too much!"

"Did someone take a screenshot just now?? Ask for wallpaper, refinement, high-definition, no-code!!"

"...So this black screen is for me to see what I look like with my mouth open and crying =ヘ="

The short black screen was filled with barrage in an instant, and the screen soon lit up.

This time it's no longer an edited picture, the figure that was so quiet just now that it seemed like it would disappear if you were not careful, finally moved in real life in the picture.

Lu Yunsheng crouched cautiously in front of the camera, approaching his delicate face cautiously, with a curious daze.

After realizing what this little black thing was, Lu Yunsheng suddenly blushed from his head to his neck quickly, turned around and stepped on a lower branch, stretched his body, and squatted firmly on the treetop in a blink of an eye.