I miss you

After returning to her own body, Zhou Jiayu has always been troubled by a question, that is, whether Lin Zhushui can continue to engage in Fengshui without his extreme yang body.

But his worry didn't last long, and Lin Zhushui gave him the answer, because Zhou Jiayu was stuck on dirt again.

It stands to reason that he is no longer an extremely yin body, and Zhou Jiayu should not be as attracted to those things as before, but it was only when he and Shen Yiqiong went out to buy a popsicle in the evening that Zhou Jiayu ran into trouble.

The weather was hot that day, and the ice at home had just finished eating but was not brought yet. Shen Yiqiong lay on the sofa and moaned that he wanted some ice, and even brought a small piece of paper with him saying that he wanted to eat it too.

That's fine with Shen Yiqiong, but no one in the room can bear Xiaozhi's coquettish behavior. Even Lin Zhushui donated his own hair to it, and Zhou Jiayu, a silly father who dotes on his son, is even more so. Impossible to resist.

"Okay, okay, let's eat ice cream." Zhou Jiayu, who was being spoiled by Xiaozhi, was both pained and happy, hugging his son and kissing its forehead.

Shen Yiqiong and Xiaozhi's wish came true, they cheered, and the three of them went out together.

There was no place selling popsicles nearby, so the three of them pulled on their slippers and headed towards the supermarket farther away. Of course, in order not to scare others, Zhou Jiayu still carried it in his pocket.

It’s early summer, but it’s already hot. The sun is far above the horizon and is about to set. The clouds in the sky are smudged into a beautiful red, and the white clouds make the sky high and blue.

Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiong finally found a small supermarket that sold popsicles. They rummaged through the popsicles for a long time with their buttocks pouted, and finally found something they wanted to eat. They took a dozen sticks and asked the boss for a bag. Put it in.

With one in his mouth, Shen Yiqiong vaguely said that this brand of popsicles is the best.

Zhou Jiayu agreed. He also likes this brand of popsicles. The milk taste is thick but not greasy, and they are cheap.Speaking of cheap, Zhou Jiayu couldn't help sighing when he thought of his status as a homeless person.He has been in a coma for so long, his job has long been gone, and social security has been cut off for so many years, so forget it, even medical insurance is cut off, and he still wants to raise Lin Zhushui, but in the end he can't even support himself.

Eating popsicles, the two dangled their bags and began to walk back, but when they reached a certain intersection, Zhou Jiayu heard a burst of sad crying from the side of the road.

"What's wrong with that child?" Zhou Jiayu didn't think too much after hearing the cry, and turned to ask Shen Yiqiong.

Shen Yiqiong also saw the child that Zhou Jiayu was talking about. The child was sitting on the side of the road wearing a small red skirt, burying his head in his knees and making sobbing noises. He didn't wear any shoes on his feet. It all looked dirty.

Shen Yiqiong said: "Go and ask? Don't get separated from your parents."

Zhou Jiayu agreed, and the two walked towards the child.

"Little friend." Shen Yiqiong's fate as a child is quite good, he bent down, and made his tone more gentle, "What are you doing here, where are your parents?"

The crying of the child stopped abruptly.

Zhou Jiayu suddenly saw something dripping from the bottom of the child's feet. At first he thought it was just a child's tears, but after looking carefully, he found that the liquid seemed to be very thick, not what tears should be at all. appearance.

Zhou Jiayu suddenly had a bad premonition, he pulled Shen Yiqiong and was about to retreat, when he saw the child with his head lowered in front of him slowly raised his head up, and the two of them also saw the child's appearance clearly— —What is that face? There is only a huge mouth, with several rows of thin and dense teeth growing in the mouth. At this time, the mouth is opened to the maximum, and it seems to be able to swallow a person whole——

"Damn it!" Zhou Jiayu didn't expect this at all, and staggered a few steps in fright.

Shen Yiqiong's expression twisted for a while, and he said Zhou Jiayu, you're not a fucking body anymore, how could you still meet this thing.

Zhou Jiayu said that I didn't know the fuck, and that this thing was aimed at you——he reacted fairly quickly, and took the little paper out of his pocket.

Xiaozhi has always liked these dirty things, so he rolled up his sleeves and rushed to the child in red, grabbed his leg and took a bite.

"Aw—" the child in red with only one mouth uttered a miserable scream.

Xiaozhi was merciless and took a second mouthful, and the child cried even worse.

Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiong watched from the side, inexplicably having the illusion that they were actually the bad guys.

Xiao Zhi swallowed the child in three or two gulps, and then her stomach swelled up, and she sat on the ground and hiccupped in satisfaction.

Zhou Jiayu walked over to pick it up and stroked its belly.

"I'm so full." Xiaozhi lay in Zhou Jiayu's arms, rubbing against Zhou Jiayu, "Dad, rub it, rub it."

Zhou Jiayu agreed, and rubbed Xiaozhi's white belly with his hands, then went home with Shen Yiqiong while rubbing.After having the little paper, I feel that life is much better. The worst thing to encounter dirty things is to be scared, and there will be no life-threatening. This is probably the reason why Lin Zhushui is relieved that Zhou Jiayu is running around. .

Along the way, Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqiong slowly ate several popsicles, their expressions so indifferent that they didn't look like they just encountered such a terrible dirty thing just now.

Lin Zhushui was sitting in the living room at home, to be precise, he was sitting on the same mahjong table with Lin Jue and the others, playing mahjong with a splash.

I have to say, it's actually quite interesting to see such a fairy-tale person shouting Er Tong coldly.Without the extreme yang body, all of Lin Zhushui's living habits began to gradually move closer to ordinary people, and he could also start to try to eat some food that he had never eaten before, and do some things that he had never done before.

After Zhou Jiayu got home, he put the popsicles on the table for everyone to share, but he didn't mention the dirty things he and Shen Yiqiong encountered just now.

But he didn't mention it, but Lin Zhushui saw it, and said, "What did you encounter just now?"

Zhou Jiayu sat next to Lin Zhushui, looked at his cards, and said vaguely, "Meet a little girl..."

Lin Zhushui said: "Dirty things?"

Zhou Jiayu nodded.

"Eat by Xiaozhi?" Xiaozhi now jumped onto Lin Zhushui's shoulder along Zhou Jiayu's shoulder, and began to gently pull Lin Zhushui's hair with a happy expression—if it was a human, Then its expression must be quite idiotic.

"Yes." Zhou Jiayu glanced at Xiaozhi, "Is something going to happen?"

Lin Zhushui paused while holding the mahjong: "That thing is a bit fierce, I ate it..."

Zhou Jiayu immediately showed a nervous expression.

Lin Zhushui said: "Maybe I will have diarrhea."

Zhou Jiayu: "Huh???"

Facts have proved that even though Lin Zhushui lost his extreme yang body, he was still a formidable gentleman, because he said that Xiaozhi was going to have diarrhea, and that night Xiaozhi's stomach really started to make trouble.It was only then that Zhou Jiayu remembered that Old Sheshan Xu had indeed said that paper figurines would have diarrhea, but Xiaozhi had always been skinny before, and had never had diarrhea.

So that night, Zhou Jiayu suddenly heard Xiaozhi's moaning voice. After he was woken up, he opened his eyes and saw Xiaozhi lying in the middle of a pile of confetti, looking like he was about to take a breath.

Zhou Jiayu was startled: "Sir, sir."

Lin Zhushui was right behind Zhou Jiayu, and put his arms around his waist. Hearing Zhou Jiayu's shout, he slowly rubbed his chin on his shoulder, and said in a hoarse voice, "Xiao Zhi?"

"That's right, that's right——" Zhou Jiayu was taken aback, "What's wrong with Xiaozhi, why does he look like this?"

"Diarrhea." Lin Zhushui took Zhou Jiayu's ear pinna in his mouth, and gnawed lightly, "It's okay, I fed him incense ash in advance at night, and he will be healed tomorrow morning."

Zhou Jiayu felt the crisp and numb sound coming from his ears, and reacted unexpectedly.

Lin Zhushui noticed the changes in Zhou Jiayu's body, but he laughed: "I want to."

Zhou Jiayu's ears were burning hot, but he hummed honestly. After humming, he felt very embarrassed: "But the little paper is still there..."

Lin Zhushui said: "It's okay, it doesn't understand anything." He put down the curtain between the bed and leaned over.

Zhou Jiayu still didn't feel well, but under Lin Zhushui's insistence, he fell into a trap. The two of them lingered all night, and fell asleep drowsily the next morning.

But after waking up at noon, the first thing Zhou Jiayu did was to find Xiaozhi. When he limped into the living room and saw Xiaozhi who was having a good time with the weasel, he suspected that his vision had appeared. Question——Why is the small paper so big?

"Eating dirty things is a good thing for them." Lin Zhushui also came over at some point, stood next to Zhou Jiayu, and explained softly, "Although sometimes they have diarrhea, but this is a sign of overdoing it. Just one night."

"How did Xiaozhi get so big?" Zhou Jiayu looked at Xiaozhi, "It's growing too fast..."

"Normal, if you eat a few more, you might grow up to your size." Lin Zhushui was not worried, "Under normal circumstances, it should grow to the size of a human."

Zhou Jiayu: "..." He was happy but also regretted that our family had a son who had just grown up. The sweet and sour feeling seemed to be the feeling of seeing his son grow up. It was so subtle.

Xiaozhi is growing up, but her daughter-in-law is still missing.

During that time, Zhou Jiayu began to run to the ancestor tree frequently.The little green bud on the ancestral tree became more and more green, and finally turned into a lovely little leaf.The leaves looked extremely weak, and they trembled twice when a gust of wind blew by, so that Zhou Jiayu didn't dare to speak too loudly, fearing that the wind that leaked when he spoke would knock the leaves off.

Sometimes, Zhou Jiayu would squat by the side and look at the ancestor tree, thinking, will there be paper dolls here, what will they look like, and will Xiaozhi have a wife and give birth to a bunch of paper dolls.

Thinking about it, Zhou Jiayu began to laugh silly, like a mentally retarded person.

Everyone in the room looked like Zhou Jiayu, you were hopeless, and Lin Jue even joked about Lin Zhushui, saying that Zhushui, look, does Jiayu look like an old father who wants to have a grandson.

Lin Zhushui glanced at her: "Then do you think I look like a younger brother who wants to hold a nephew?"

Lin Jue: "..." She had nothing to say.

I don't know if it was really influenced by Zhou Jiayu, but one morning two months later, there was a real change on the ancestral tree.At that time, Zhou Jiayu went to visit the ancestral tree as usual, but when he opened the door and went in, he saw that the original emerald green leaf on the ancestral tree had turned into a thin paper figurine. Only the size of a thumb.

Zhou Jiayu held his breath, and after observing for a long time, he was sure that this was not his illusion. He turned around and rushed into the living room, shouting that he had given birth.

"Who gave birth and what gave birth?" Everyone was stunned.

Zhou Jiayu was so excited that he almost jumped up: "The ancestor tree is born—there is a new little paper figurine!"

Everyone showed surprise and went to the backyard to watch the ancestral tree.

In the end, it was really like what Zhou Jiayu said, the ancestral tree grew, and the original emerald green leaves turned into thin paper figurines.

"Wow..." Xiaozhi also saw his own kind. It lived with Zhou Jiayu since childhood, and it has hardly seen a paper doll exactly like itself. Xing Xing said, "My brother is so small."

Zhou Jiayu was originally smiling, but when he heard Xiaozhi's words, his smile froze for a moment: "Brother?"

Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Jiayu inexplicably, not understanding what he meant.

"...Why the younger brother." Zhou Jiayu said, "Xiao Zhi, how do you know if this is the younger brother or not the younger sister?"

Xiaozhi said, "It has a little chirp."

When everyone heard the words, they fell into a mysterious silence.

Zhou Jiayu pretended to lower his head inadvertently, and then saw a small bulge on Xiaozhi's lower body. The bulge was really too small. He always thought it was a tailoring error or something, and he didn't think about it at all. Thinking about it now...he covered his face in pain.

"Xiaozhi doesn't have a wife anymore." Zhou Jiayu wept silently in his heart, "It has a younger brother..."

Xiaozhi didn't understand the reason for Zhou Jiayu's sadness at all, she still seemed very happy, and touched Xiaozhi carefully with her hand.

However, although Xiao Xiaozhi was hit because of her gender, Zhou Jiayu recovered quickly, accepted the fact, and named Xiao Xiaozhi Xiaoshu.

A few days after the little paper appeared on the tree trunk, it fell to the ground.It was really too small, but only the size of a thumb, even if Zhou Jiayu held it in his palm, he would be afraid of losing it.

So in order to prevent accidents, Shen Yiqiong sewed a small bag for it, which can be put in and zipped up, and then hung around his neck.

Xiaozhi volunteered and said that she would wear the little brother herself.

Zhou Jiayu always felt that there was something wrong with this sentence...

As the most ingenious one in the family, Shen Yiqiong prepared some new clothes for Xiaozhi. Zhou Jiayu joked that you should just be Xiaozhi's father. Shen Yiqiong couldn't say no, I haven't talked yet In love.

Lin Jue smiled: "It's a good time not to be in a relationship... It's just a good time to raise a son for the elderly."

Shen Yiqiong: "????"

After Xiaoxiaozhi was born, the family became much more lively. I don't know if it is a common habit of the paper figurines, but they all have a natural love for thick hair.

Xiaozhi held an emergency meeting with the weasel, and somehow managed to persuade the weasel to donate his comfortable fur, which was used by Xiaozhi as a tool for primary practice.

Zhou Jiayu couldn't laugh or cry.

Although Sheshan is gone, and the Xu family is almost extinct, the branch of the ancestral tree is still there, and the family of paper figurines still keeps their roots.

Zhou Jiayu also sent a message to Xu's remaining children, saying that when the paper figurines grow up, they can travel with them. After all, these paper figurines still belong to Xu's.

After Xiaoxiaozhi was born, Lin Zhushui started to work on his and Zhou Jiayu's wedding. Of course, because they were going to get married, they didn't hide their relationship with others, so during that time, the entire Fengshui world exploded of.

As for how much it exploded, Zhou Jiayu didn't know at home, but he could still tell a thing or two from the forum.

On the day Lin Zhushui sent the invitation, the forum server exploded for a whole day.The reason for the explosion was that there were too many people logging in, and the situation lasted until the wee hours of the morning.

At that time, Zhou Jiayu casually swiped the computer before going to bed, and when he saw the page was swiped out, he thought he had read it wrong.

All the pages of the forum, whether it is the gossip board or the technical office, the exchange board or the message board, are all posts about Lin Zhushui.Most of the posts were questioning the authenticity of Lin Zhushui's invitation, a small part was crying about his male god getting married, and some were discussing whether the teacher-student relationship would help strengthen Feng Shui ability from a technical level.

Zhou Jiayu saw a familiar waistcoat inside - a dead daughter.

Xu Ruwang, with a bald head and a thick gold chain, is an extremely popular goddess in the forum. Almost every post is highly promoted, and every post is very popular.

At this time, he didn't forget to join in, and posted a post saying that since he fell in love with Master, he didn't feel sore in his waist, his legs didn't hurt anymore, his life became better, and even dirty things started to fear him .

After Zhou Jiayu read it, he felt that it would be a loss for the MLM industry if Xu Ruwang didn't do MLM. If it wasn't for him, he would be the person involved. After reading the post, he might really have to consider the feasibility of a master-student relationship.

Every few minutes, someone actually replied to the post, saying thank you to the poster. After reading the post from the poster, he had already confessed his love to Master. Unexpectedly, Master really agreed, and they are now happily together.

Zhou Jiayu: "..." Damn, is there still such an operation?

Then, a few minutes after this post was posted, someone pointed out that the person who posted the post once had a crush on his master for several years in Shudong, Shudong District, and had never dared to confess. He did not expect that he actually confessed successfully at this moment. Congratulations Congratulations.

Of course, there are also those who failed to confess. Some people replied that they also went to confess, but not only failed, they were beaten up by the master, who scolded him for being out of his mind.

Zhou Jiayu really couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing when he saw it.

Lin Zhushui asked him why he was laughing, and Zhou Jiayu told him about the forum.

Lin Zhushui said: "Forum? What forum?"

It was only then that Zhou Jiayu remembered that Lin Zhushui couldn't see before, and probably couldn't go to the forum, so he put the computer on his lap, and pointed it out to Lin Zhushui.

Lin Zhushui looked at it, and also showed a faint smile: "It's very interesting."

Zhou Jiayu introduced the other districts to Lin Zhushui, saying that this is for irrigation, this is for leaving messages, and this is for serial novels...

"Serial novels, what novels?" Lin Zhushui suddenly pointed to a certain pink interface.

"Eh..." Zhou Jiayu was taken aback, with an embarrassed expression on his face, "It's just a serial novel, and I haven't clicked in to read it." It's a lie if I haven't read it. He clicked in twice, and each time I couldn't bear to look directly and backed out. I didn't know that there were so many strange novels in this area, but they were not harmoniously...

"Click in and have a look." Lin Zhushui said what Zhou Jiayu didn't want to hear the most.

Lin Zhushui asked for this, so Zhou Jiayu had no choice but to move the mouse and click into this area. As expected, he clicked in and saw a row of hot headlines.

"Lin Zhushui: The things my apprentice and I have to talk about." "Overbearing master and pretty apprentice." "Those senior brothers and masters I pestered in those years."

Lin Zhushui looked at the forum and fell silent.

Zhou Jiayu laughed dryly.

Who told Lin Zhushui to be a heartthrob in the Feng Shui world? It seems normal to have fan fiction. Before, Zhou Jiayu had the misfortune to meet a fan about himself. It was a heavy-duty story between him and his senior brothers. Now When I think about it, I feel unbearable to look directly at.

In the end, Lin Zhushui didn't say anything, and went to sleep with Zhou Jiayu in his arms.

As a result, when Zhou Jiayu went to the forum the next day, he found that the novel section was actually blocked. It seems that someone complained that it did not comply with the relevant laws and regulations of the government. It was rectified indefinitely, and there is no possibility of reopening it.

The writers of novels on the website were wailing, but Zhou Jiayu wanted to laugh when he saw it.

This turmoil of master-student love lasted for a long time, so long that Xu Ruwang committed suicide by vest, but because of the fact that Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu were together, master-student love became a powerful force in the Feng Shui world. Strong performance.

Zhou Jiayu felt that blind adoration was unacceptable, after all he couldn't imagine Xu Ruwang falling in love with his master at all.

During the preparation process of Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu's wedding, there were some obstacles, some of which came from the Lin family.In fact, Lin Po, the head of the family, didn't dare to say anything. On the contrary, some older generations tried to teach Lin Zhushui a moral lesson.

Of course, none of these people ended up well. Lin Zhushui has never been a person who gives people face. Although his temper has improved a lot after being with Zhou Jiayu, it is not good enough to allow people to speak freely.

So he directly asked the security guards to take out the few people who came to the door looking for trouble, and one of them was Lin Po's father, but Lin Po was as quiet as a chicken the whole time, and he didn't dare to refute.

After watching his father being framed out, he quietly took out the wedding gift for Lin Zhushui and sincerely congratulated him.

"Uncle, it's great that you can find someone you like." Limper said, "Congratulations."

"Yes." Lin Zhushui accepted Lin Po's blessing, "When are you going to get married?"

Lin Po said, "I'm not in a hurry. I haven't found a boyfriend yet..." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Jue walking out with a tall man.Although Lin Po was not as powerful as Lin Zhushui, he could tell at a glance that the man was imposing, and the gentle eyes he looked at Lin Jue couldn't be faked.

Limper: "This..."

Lin Zhushui glanced at them, then looked away lightly: "Come on, don't be left behind by your aunt."

Lin Po could only smile wryly, he thought he could at least find a partner before Lin Zhushui and Lin Jue.Now that Lin Zhushui has left the single, Lin Jue doesn't look far away, and in the end it seems that he is the last single person...

The Lin family really did not play their cards according to common sense.