Ninja Sako

"No."

Uchiha Itachi said so.

I have a bit of toothache.He came just now, of course he came after me and Kakashi, otherwise he might have jumped out on the spot.Probably because he saw that Kakashi and I were talking, he didn't want to come out to disturb us, so he pretended not to come, but after hearing Kakashi's words, he still came out.

Kakashi was taken aback, he didn't notice Itachi Uchiha, and his guilty expression was a bit too obvious.

"Let me tell you." I turned my back to Itachi Uchiha and said, "Isn't it okay for you to keep pretending you're not here?"

"..." Uchiha Itachi fell into thought.

"Was he there just now?" Kakashi asked furtively.

"Yes." I said.

Then I saw Kakashi's expression was very wonderful.

"It came after that," I said.

Kakashi immediately relaxed.

Then I continued: "But judging by your expression, he may be able to deduce what happened before he came."

Kakashi's expression twisted again, and I was entertained.

Uchiha Itachi was also controlled by a force majeure: "... Hatake Kakashi, no way."

This is bad, and as soon as he said that, my rebellious mind came up: "Why?"

Itachi pondered for a moment, then said, "He's watching "Massacre in Paradise."

"I know it's a little yellow book, but it should be okay?" I said.

"He also watches "Violent Intimacy." Itachi said.

"You understand." I stared at Itachi dumbfounded.

"After all, it was written by Sannin Jiraiya, so I conducted research to try to find out the weaknesses of Jiraiya." Uchiha Itachi said solemnly.

I suddenly recalled the only confrontation between him and Jiraiya in my memory, the time when Orochimaru had just attacked Konoha's Flower Street, "That, that became a beautiful woman at that time..."

"Yes." Uchiha Itachi said, "I dissected and studied his writings and deduced his favorite type of women so I could lure him."

"You also seduced me..." I said.

Uchiha Itachi got stuck for a second: "It wasn't me the night before."

"Uh, I didn't do anything the night before." I was at a loss.

Itachi Uchiha got stuck for another second: "Didn't you do anything?"

"What can I do as a woman?!" I was surprised.

"Didn't you say you..." Uchiha Itachi showed a hint of annoyance after speaking halfway, "...It was my fault. Sorry, I misunderstood you, Sako."

I was stunned: "Itachi, what's in your head..."

"Because you said at the beginning that Orochimaru asked you to have fun." Uchiha Itachi said again: "Sorry, Sako."

"You have misunderstood me for so many years..." I was brooding, feeling that my reputation had been victimized.

Kakashi was listening in a daze.

"In short, men who are interested in it are a relatively bad type." Uchiha Itachi forcibly reversed the topic, "Well... Orochimaru, it's even worse, always doing weird research, the Hinata family Neither can Naruto, the fetters are too entangled, there are too many bugs in Yunu's house, and the climate in Kazekage is too dry, which is not good for your skin...or it's just me..."

"..." I think brother Itachi is crazy.The image of a ruthless, bloodthirsty and perverted kinslayer that he had created over the years has completely collapsed.

But then again, he is quite clear about the men who have intersected with me, does he care about me?

02.

After this farce, I went to see those original friends. Of course, there was a banquet. Those people arrived. Time flies. We were just fledgling little ghosts back then, but now we directly control the lifeline of the entire Konoha .

I met Neji.

He came in with Tiantian, and with the chill of the night, Tiantian was talking to him with a smile, and he was also talking to him.Then he saw me, and I looked at him for a few seconds, he nodded slowly to me and said, "Long time no see."

Indeed long time no see.

I haven't seen him since I killed the people in Yunyin Village. I got the news from Kakashi that he was almost crazy at that time. I didn't go back. I'm not good at comforting people. Other people in Konoha are good at it, so let them go.

Over there Xiao Li ran in wow ha ha: "Long time no see! Sako! Your muscles are developed again!"

I:"……"

Me: "Thank you."

"Xiao Li, it's best not to say that to girls." Haruno Sakura didn't know whether to laugh or cry.Now she is the leader of the Konoha Medical Team, and she is very strong under the tutelage of Tsunade.

Banquets are always very lively and chaotic, some people are enriched and some are lonely, but it can't be seen from the surface.A fulfilled person may drink quietly alone in a dimly lit place and watch others lively, while a lonely person may be in the middle of a fight and smile at everyone without hesitation—except for himself.

I sat on the sofa shaking the wine, not wanting to drink.

The sofa beside me collapsed, and Yume Shino sat down next to me, and then he said, "I'm planning to get married."

"Well, you mentioned you had a fiancée," I said.

"Will you come by then?" Amoyame Shino said.

"It depends." I said.

"Then it's best not to come." Shino Amoyome said.

I lowered my eyes, and said "Oh", "You and her are very suitable, I wish you both well in advance."

"I'm thinking about whether to speak out my thoughts." Amoyame Shino said.

I drank the wine in the glass, and the strong liquor burned down my throat, very refreshing, "The time I rescued Naruto, I knew what happened to the shadow."

He didn't froze for a moment or anything, but simply said, "I see."

"Well." I said.

"So, I can..."

"One kiss between friends is enough." I said, "Shadows are counted."

Yume Shino seemed to smile a little: "Okay, I was too much."

"That's not true." I couldn't help touching my nose: "I have created too many bad relationships, I have to restrain myself."

"So, besides Neji, Kazekage, and Orochimaru, who else?" Shino Aburo asked.

"You know." I touched my nose again.

"After all, it's a companion." He said, "You should thank Naruto for being stupidly insensitive to the relationship between men and women."

I tried to play dumb to cover it up.

He suddenly put his hand on the side of my sofa, then leaned over and approached me in an ambiguous posture, I was distracted, and I remembered that his eye sockets were full of bugs.Then he straightened up and said, "There is also Kakashi-sensei."

"You're lying." I said dryly.I understand the reaction of the people around him from the action just now.

"You don't even let Kakashi-sensei go." Shino Yume said.

"It was only recently." I quickly argued, "I used to be innocent with Mr. Kakashi."

"Okay, I'll believe it for now." Shino Yume said, "So when I approached you just now, were you distracted thinking about Kakashi-sensei?"

"No." I replied honestly, "I was thinking that there were bugs under your glasses, so I went crazy."

Yume Shino: "..."

Yume Shino smiled charmingly (...?), then took off her glasses, and all kinds of bugs flew around.

Jeez, I hate him.

Of course, in the end, he was beaten by everyone, and he quickly put all kinds of bugs back into his body. Everyone almost lost their appetite watching this scene.

It's still very lively.

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