Be a scumbag in Goblin [Quick Transmigration]

Yu Liuxue was completely shocked by her words. Could it be that the npcs in the bloody world will also evolve?

She stared blankly at Nan Xu, who was smiling all over her face, and her eyes were so beautiful, every frown and smile was sweet to Yu Liuxue's heart.Thinking of her mission, Yu Liuxue couldn't help showing a shy expression, she lowered her eyebrows and smiled slightly, "Okay..."

Great hammer!

Tang Shiyu, who had just come over with his coat to add clothes to Yu Liuxue, was so angry that he almost regained his memory on the spot.The weather is not too cold recently, but the temperature difference between day and night is huge, and Yuliuxue is only wearing a thin sweater. She was worried that the other party would catch cold if he stood on the balcony for too long, so she came to care for her kindly, but who knew that she listened Seeing such an earth-shattering conversation between my assistant and my wife.

Tang Shiyu pushed open the glass door of the balcony gloomyly. Yu Liuxue and Nan Xu looked up at the same time. Nan Xu immediately averted his gaze after meeting Tang Shiyu's gaze, "Talk, I'll go first."

Yu Liuxue stretched out her hand to grab her, but carefully retracted her hand under Tang Shihe's imposing gaze: "???"

Did you think of both fish and bear's paw?Mistress, how could you give up so quickly?You have no willpower!

Yu Liuxue saw the coat in Tang Shiyu's hand. She wanted to appease Tang Shiyu, but when she thought about her mission, wouldn't she be a scumbag?So she snorted softly, and raised her head confidently without reason, "Did you see? Even without you, there are still a lot of people chasing me with love plates."

"I'm so charming, even your assistant is obsessed with me." Yu Liuxue was extremely proud, and she thought that her nonsense during this period really had some effect.As a result, she hadn't been complacent for too long, so Tang Shiyu wrapped her in his coat and pushed her into a corner. Tang Shiyu's cold breath immediately enveloped Yu Liuxue.

Yu Liuxue was almost out of breath. After struggling carefully in Tang Shiyu's arms a few times, she tapped her newly moisturized lips with her fingertips, and frowned dissatisfiedly, "The lipstick is almost gone!" Got rubbed off by you."

Tang Shiyu stared at it for a long while, then suddenly kissed him again.

The two didn't show up for a long time, Mi Rou couldn't help but looked at the balcony worriedly, and asked Nan Xu, "Why haven't they come in yet?"

Could it be that he took advantage of this dark time to seduce Tang Shiyu again?Mi Rou thought to herself, she had never talked about such an unrestrained pregnant woman, that's all, anyway, it's going to be the last three months, let Jian Yin indulge her again.

Originally, Yu Liuxue specially held a welcome banquet for Mi Rou, but she herself didn't show up until the meal was about to start, and when she showed up, her hair was disheveled and her clothes were disheveled. To ghs.

Tang Shiyu's expression remained unchanged, and he sat upright beside Yuliuxue.Yu Liuxue didn't even look at her, her eyes were glued to Nanxu Luling and Mi Rou's body in turn, she touched her belly, smiled and said: "When these four children are born, we will each have one! See you Everyone has a share!"

Mi Rou: "..." Did you send it as phone bill?

Tang Shiyu stared at her expressionlessly, but Yu Liuxue ignored her completely, and touched her stomach with a sad face, "These four cubs are tormenting me so much, they fight in my stomach every day, do you think they are Robbing mom?"

Tang Shiyu really wanted to say hello!There are at most three babies in Jianyin's belly!No more!

And it's all yours!

As soon as this was mentioned, Tang Shiyu couldn't help squinting his eyes and looked at Nan Xu maliciously. Nan Xu smiled at her, as if he didn't know that Tang Shiyu had smashed her earth-shattering shameless plan, even She also took the initiative to ask Tang Shiyu sideways, "Mr. Tang, is there any work that has not been finished?"

Tang Shihe sneered in his heart, this woman must be using the excuse of work to send herself away, so that she can have an affair with her wife.

It's thanks to myself that I trusted her so much before, I didn't expect it!She really never expected it!People cannot be judged by appearances, and seas cannot be measured, this woman almost snatched away her own woman and her baby.

Tang Shiyu was very unhappy, and this mood lasted until she took a shower and lay down on the bed with Yu Liuxue.Seeing her motionless, Yu Liuxue couldn't help being anxious. The last three months are coming soon. This period is almost as important as the first three months, which means that she will have to live a life of abstinence again, so these few days It will be her last indulgence.

Pressing the pages of the book with his hands, Tang Shihe was still wondering when Nan Xu was interested in his wife, when she pretended to like him to confuse him, and then secretly cheated on Jian Yin.Could it be that... from the moment she woke up from amnesia, Nan Xu has been acting in front of her?

This woman is really black-bellied!So deep!

Such a woman must never stay by my side, especially not let her have contact with Jian Yin.

She was about to call someone to send Nan Xu to the branch office in other places, but suddenly there was a strong wind in her ear, Tang Shiyu subconsciously tilted her head, and stared at Yu Liuxue with a look of astonishment.Yu Liuxue slightly raised her eyebrows, but she actually escaped?

But that's okay.She immediately changed into a delicate and savage look, and stared at her gloomyly, "Tang Shiyu, are you thinking about Nanxu again?!"

"During the meal, you kept staring at her and flirting with her. What on earth do you mean? Are you trying to give me a miscarriage so that we can sleep together with her?" Yu Liuxue's tone was quick, and Tang Shi and Ting Her ears hurt, her brain hurt, she started, and she started again.

Tang Shiyu couldn't help it, so he asked, "Then what happened to your conversation with her on the balcony? You..."

Yu Liuxue quickly seized the initiative in her hands, "What's the matter, if you can flirt with her, can't I flirt with her secretly? She is one of the mothers of the child in my belly!"

Tang Shiyu's forehead twitched, and he began to seriously think about whether he should take Jian Yin to see a psychiatrist. Why did he keep saying that he was pregnant with several women at the same time?

Suddenly, her eyes widened in disbelief. Could it be... She had sex with these people at the same time during that time? !

That myself?Green became the Hulun Buir Prairie? !

Tang Shiyu was still in shock, Yu Liuxue couldn't help but frowned, why was it useless to provoke her so much?Could it be that this trick is not working?Yu Liuxue blinked, and then excitedly rolled up her sleeves, "I never thought that one day I would be able to cosplay the plot of the overlord fighting hard!"

System: "..." You can only bully this kind of amnesiac paper tiger.

Tang Shiyu hadn't recovered yet, when suddenly she felt a pair of hands tightly grasping her collared clothes, and when she subconsciously raised her hand to stop him, the other party rudely tore her clothes to pieces, Then he closed his eyes and kissed him.Tang Shiyu was horrified, but he put his arms around Yuliuxue's waist honestly.

The scent of the other party was as sweet as ever. When he sniffed his nose lightly, he seemed to be surrounded by countless delicate flowers. The fragrance of her hair and body came to his nostrils, and Tang Shiyu couldn't react at once.

Yu Liuxue fiddled with her mouth, but she found that Tang Shiyu still had no reaction. She wiped her mouth and asked the system suspiciously, "Could it be that I can't do it?"

The system immediately cheered her up, "Host, you can't say no to a scumbag!"

Encouraged by Yu Liuxue, he immediately pushed Tang Shiyu down. Tang Shiyu finally realized what Yu Liuxue was going to do, "?"

Could it be that Nan Xu has already captured her heart and started a spiritual relationship with her, while he has become a pure beast. Desire to vent?A lowly tool guy? !

It was Yu Liuxue who took the initiative tonight, and Tang Shiyu managed to regain her initiative. She clutched her chest and stared at the snow-white ceiling in a trance. ——A pregnant woman with a big belly, the porcelain doll that usually falls down with a light push gave Bawang a hard bow...

Although she regained the active position in the end, Tang Shiyu couldn't help but covered her mouth with tears in her eyes. She looked back at the sleeping Yu Liuxue with trepidation, didn't she say that a 40-year-old woman is like a tiger?Why is Jian Yin, who is in her 20s...

The next day, Tang Shiyu finally knew what was going on.After Mi Rou saw the traces on Yu Liuxue's body, she immediately stopped Tang Shiyu who was about to go to work. Her tone was stern and non-negotiable, "Jian Yin has reached the final critical period. In the future, even if you want it again, you have to give it to her." I endure."

Tang Shiyu felt that he was wronged, it was really not her yesterday, it was obviously Jian Yin, and it was Jian Yin who quarreled with him first, and then suddenly the Overlord threw his bow and pushed him off guard.

Seeing the slight water in her eyes, Mi Rou frowned with disgust, "Isn't it just for you to endure it for a few months, as for shedding tears?"

Tang Shiyu smiled slightly: "..." What do you know, I am happy.

Although Yu Liuxue usually acted disorderly, when it was time to abide by the rules, she did not give up. Although no incident of forcibly overthrowing Tang Shiyu ever happened again, she was keen to tease Tang Shiyu.When Tang Shiyu returned home exhausted after work every day, Yuliuxue would diligently prepare food and drink for her, and after she finished her work and went to bed, Yuliuxue would immediately post it with a big belly. Come here, sometimes to kiss her lips, sometimes to deliberately lift her waist, or touch her thigh.

Every time she teased her, Tang Shiyu's breathing became quicker, and the other party never tired of it. Every night, he would smile from ear to ear and watch her restrained appearance, almost overjoyed.

Tang Shiyu really wanted to kill her immediately, but she stared at Yuliuxue's big belly and fell silent again.The most important thing is that every time she wants to settle accounts with the other party, Yu Liuxue will always snuggle into her arms with a sad face, and say pitifully: "My stomach is uncomfortable."

"And threw up several times today."

With Mi Rou's care, Yu Liuxue will not be short of nutrition, but her face is still thinning at a speed visible to the naked eye. Although she is thin, she looks the same due to swelling.Tang Shiyu's heart softened in an instant. She hugged Yu Liuxue gently, and helped Yu Liuxue rub her hands, legs, and waist clumsily, "Are you feeling better now?"

This is what she secretly learned from Mi Rou.

Yu Liuxue blinked, "Being a mother is not easy."

Just when Tang Shiyu thought she was about to start a chicken soup for the soul, Yu Liuxue suddenly turned around: "If I hadn't been pregnant with these cubs inexplicably, I might have been confused with two hundred beautiful sisters during this period of time." Luan fell to the phoenix."

She didn't do anything in this world, so she was busy giving birth, and when she gave birth, she would be so waved that she could fly, and row the bed without using paddles, all thanks to her strong aura!

Tang Shiyu: "?"

Time passed just like this to tease Tang Shiyu, and Yu Liuxue ushered in her birth checkup again. The future mother-in-law was very concerned about her child, so this time she specially arranged for the most authoritative doctor in the most powerful hospital to help her. She checks.Early in the morning, Tang Shiyu, Mi Rou, and even Nan Xu accompanied Yu Liuxue to the prenatal checkup without invitation.

A new hospital was changed, Yu Liuxue was not nervous, and walked in as if she was visiting her own yard.

The dean came out to receive Yu Liuxue in person, and Yu Liuxue shook hands with him flattered, and then began to ask worriedly: "Dean, it won't be a problem for me to conceive four cubs of three women at once, right?" ?”

The dean is a person who has experienced a lot of wind and waves, and he was taken aback for a while when he heard her shocking words, "?!"

He subconsciously glanced at Tang Shiyu, and saw that the women following Yu Liuxue had subtle expressions, so he immediately understood.He glanced at Yu Liuxue's stomach, and Yu Liuxue immediately said: "They fight in my stomach every day, and they don't listen to what I say."

The dean chuckled lightly, "Hit what? Hit loneliness?"

He was thinking that there might be something wrong with the daughter-in-law of his friend's daughter, so he didn't expose it, but just asked casually, "Have you read your pregnancy test sheet?"

An upright voice sounded, "No."

Isn't that just four kids?As long as there are no major problems, she is even thinking about which baby is called which NPC mother.

Dean: "..."

The family members didn't respond, so the dean also kept his mouth shut. Maybe this is just his interest.

The child was healthy, but before leaving, the dean repeatedly warned Yu Liuxue, "Shut up, keep your legs open, eat healthy, and don't eat blindly."

Although it was still early for Yuliuxue to give birth, her mother-in-law still booked her a delivery room early to avoid any emergencies.Even Lu Ling, Mi Rou, and Nan Xu sat down and kindly helped prepare the things needed for childbirth and postpartum.

Ever since Nan Xu uttered those shocking words that night, she grabbed hold of her with both hands, while making no secret of her love for Tang Shiyu, while taking care of Yu Liuxue with extra tenderness and consideration.Mi Rou didn't have time to do it for Yuliuxue, she did it for Mi Rou, she didn't know how to do it, she still did it for Mi Rou's negligence, and it's not an exaggeration to say that Yu Liuxue was enshrined as her ancestor.

Yu Liuxue couldn't help feeling guilty, "The hostess is so kind to me, but I still deceive her like this."

The system thought it was good for you to know, but as soon as this thought flashed across it, it heard Yu Liuxue clenched her fist firmly, "When I give birth, I must be the first to apologize to her with my body! "

The system died on the spot, which is no better than...

After Tang Shiyu came back from a business trip, she found this beautiful picture of a happy and happy family. She couldn't help being puzzled. Although this was her own home, each of these people was more natural and more like the master, while she was like a family. outsider.

When Nan Xu heard the movement, she looked back and smiled, "Mr. Tang, sit down wherever you want."

Tang Shihe paused, skipped her and walked straight to Yu Liuxue who was lying on the sofa. Yu Liuxue was reading a book. Tang Shihe took a closer look and found that it was "Postpartum Care of Sows".

Tang Shiyu: "?" Is he scolding her around the corner or scolding himself?

Yu Liuxue also noticed Tang Shiyu's arrival. She couldn't move, so she turned the book upside down, and then clutched her stomach and said, "I feel like I'm about to give birth."

Tang Shiyu immediately became nervous, but the amniotic fluid broke after a while. Fortunately, Mi Rou was prepared and sent Yu Liuxue to the hospital immediately.Soon Tang Shiyu's parents and Jian Yin's parents and a large group of people rushed to the hospital. Tang Shiyu was waiting outside, feeling a little complicated. Jian Yin's child was born, but he hadn't recovered his memory yet.

She couldn't help being a little dazed, how could she remember everything before?

While she was thinking wildly, the door of the operating room finally opened, and Tang Shiyu was the first to rush to the doctor, "How is Jianyin?"

The doctor took off his mask, "everything is safe."

Tang Shiyu immediately rushed in, followed by Mi Rou and Nan Xu. Yu Liuxue was lying on the hospital bed, asking the doctor with a pale face, "How many babies have I had?"

The doctor looked up at her, "It's lonely."

Yuliuxue's head was full of question marks: "???" Where are the jackals, tigers, and leopards that were agreed?

I saw a little baby girl standing alone next to her, who seemed to have been disturbed by someone who had just come in, she was crying majesticly, and Yu Liuxue was so crying that she almost died on the spot.The doctor looked back at the child again, "It seems that she is well nourished in the belly."

Yu Liuxue burst into tears immediately, didn't she?She thought she was pregnant with several, so she tried her best to nourish herself, but who knew that all of them were absorbed by this little bastard.

Didn't it mean that girls who are pregnant have smaller stomachs?Why is he so big.

Mi Rourou and Nanxu had already surrounded her, and the elders also came in. While greeting Yuliuxue, they coaxed this little girl who was crying so loudly.Only Tang Shiyu stood in a corner with a dull face.

Suddenly, she looked up at Yu Liuxue on the hospital bed, and then quickly walked out of the room.

Her whole body was trembling, and if you looked carefully, you could still see the tears in her eyes.She never thought that there would be a day when she would be reborn!At this time, Jian Yin is not dead yet, and she is pregnant with herself and Mi Rou and Nan Xu... What a mess, Tang Shiyu paused, no matter whose child it is, as long as it is born by Jian Yin, she is willing to help her raise it grow up.

Sitting alone on the bench in the hospital garden with Tang Shi, weeping with excitement, she was too puzzled and Jian Yin was too stubborn, so they missed all those years.If I hadn't gone to Jian Yin to break up, she wouldn't have had a car accident, and Nan Xu wouldn't have had a chance.

It was me who caused things to get out of hand.

She didn't mean anything to Nan Xu, so after thinking of everything, she always kept a distance from Nan Xu. She couldn't bear Nan Xu's deception, and she couldn't bear her own mistakes, but even so, she couldn't get Jian Yin back .The moment she learned of Jian Yin's death, she felt extremely regretful. She wanted to prove that she really liked her, so she never married, let alone looked at other women.

She knew that Jian Yin would look at her from the sky, so she often went to burn incense and worship, just to ask the Buddha to let her look at her again.

When she became wealthy, she was also very old. In her eyes, power, money, and women were just a passing cloud.But until the end of her life, when she saw with her own eyes that the jumping curve on the machine connected to her turned into a straight line, she didn't wait for Jian Yin's return.

It's just that she didn't expect that God was willing to give her a chance, a chance to make up for it!

The system detected Tang Shiyu's abnormality. After careful observation, it suddenly let out a "huh", then stared at the huge database seriously, "One was reborn?"

Not only that, Tang Shiyu's brain wave activity also frequently detected information about the host.It rubbed its eyes, and then looked at it for a long time. After confirming that the inconspicuous information connection was not the client Jianyin, but the host, the system couldn't help wondering, when did Tang Shiyu know the host?Could it be that the previous soul has awakened a little bit?

However, these information disappeared very quickly, and the system couldn't find it even if it tried to check it. It took care to keep this information firmly in its mind.

Tang Shiyu disappeared for two days, and no one knew where she had gone.Yu Liuxue lay on the bed with the baby in her arms, frowned and asked the system with displeasure, "Isn't she running away?"

"Although I'm always talking nonsense, this baby is indeed the one she married with Tang Shi!"

The system thinks that people are busy adapting to the life after rebirth, who cares about a mere baby like you.

Under the envelope of great joy, Tang Shiyu didn't know how to face the sweetheart she had been thinking about all her life, so she drove home alone in a trance and fell asleep.After she woke up the next day, she stared in the mirror for a full four hours before she woke up to do hair care and skin care. Then she bought a lot of clothes and stood in the cloakroom at a loss to choose. Go, prepare to appear in front of Jian Yin with the most beautiful and spiritual appearance.

The closer the nostalgia was, the more timid he was, and he was obviously going crazy thinking about the other party, but Tang Shiyu couldn't step into the gate of the hospital for a long time.

Until a day later, she was holding a large bouquet of fiery red roses and wearing a white suit, looking elegant and gentle.Her long hair was carefully coiled up, and every bit of makeup on her face was well thought out, making her face flawless.

Tang Shiyu clenched the engagement ring in his hand, watching the people coming and going in front of him, but his feet seemed to have taken root.Until someone punched her hard, she immediately looked back furiously, only to find that it was her own brother. Tang Xi snorted coldly, and then looked at her with a fake smile, "If you Regardless of your daughter-in-law, if you come to seduce my wife every day, I will never end with you!"

Tang Shiyu couldn't help: "?" How could this be?

Jian Yin is not that kind of person!

But after being bumped into with flowers and rings, Tang Shiyu had no choice but to follow his brother into the hospital.Tang Xiyi came to pick up Mirou, while Yuliuxue had already landed on the ground and was walking slowly to exhaust her air, while the female elders encouraged her.

Looking at that petite figure and her clumsy legs trying to move, Tang Shiyu couldn't help but soften his eyes.

This is the person she likes, this is the person she will never forget until she dies, she is the softest and brightest white moonlight in her heart, and the indispensable other half of her soul in this life.

Tang Shiyou couldn't help but clenched the rose in his hand. Now as long as she opened the door and walked in, then gave the flower to her, then knelt down on one knee, and took out the engagement ring that she had prepared in advance, she would be able to possess her for the rest of her life as she wished. .

After taking a deep breath, Tang Shiyu finally stretched out his hand with trembling fingertips.

As a result, the moment she just opened the door, there was only a loud and deafening fart, "bu——"

Short and powerful, as if to shatter the glass windows.

Yu Liuxue was immediately embarrassed. Everyone told her to vent her gas after giving birth, but she didn't expect the gas to be so loud, and it happened to be heard by Tang Shiyu.As soon as she turned her head, she met Tang Shiyu's eyes...

Just when the two were speechless, the elders suddenly clapped their hands loudly like the melon-eating crowd in a martial arts movie, "Okay! Well done! Well done! This fart is loud and loud! It's just a fart! The only good fart in the world!"

Tang Shiyu stood at the door blankly, his own white moonlight...?