Be a scumbag in Goblin [Quick Transmigration]

Tang Shiyou strode over, lifted Yu Liuxue off the bed, and prepared to transfer her to the sofa.Yu Liuxue held the phone and tried to open her eyes wide. After feeling like she was floating up like a balloon, she hurriedly dropped the phone and hugged Nan Xu's arm tightly with both hands, and shouted happily, "Xu Xu, I'm flying!" Already!"

Nan Xu was woken up by her, she opened her eyes in a daze, then smiled, "Yinyin, you have grown wings."

Tang Shiyu's temples twitched violently several times, Xuxu?sound?When did you two get along so well?Tang Shiyu threw Yu Liuxue onto the sofa with a dark face, then turned around and looked at Nan Xu with a cold face, "Are you awake?"

Nan Xu's pupils gradually focused, and when she realized that she was having fun in Tang Shiyu's room, she immediately panicked.She hurriedly stumbled up from the bed, because of the effect of alcohol, when her feet landed on the ground, she looked like a tumbler, staggering and frightening.

Nan Xu was half awake and half confused, "Tang, Mr. Tang?"

Tang Shiyu didn't know how Jian Yin met Nan Xu, and he didn't know what the two of them were playing for so much. Not only did they gather to fight against landlords, but they even gathered to drink too much. The two girls just drank like that. Lying upside down on his clean and tidy bed.Just as she was about to say a few words to Nan Xu, there was a soft sound behind her. Tang Shiyu turned around and found that Yu Liuxue was about to get up from the sofa, and the target was the cell phone that was ringing cheerful bgm.

She couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately asked someone to send Nanxu back to her own room, then picked up Yuliuxue and threw it into the bathtub filled with hot water.

Tang Shiyu couldn't help but think while taking a bath, did he do something evil in his previous life?So in this life, she had to rely on serving Jian Yin to atone for her sins.

Just when she was lost in thought, a sudden pain came from the back of her hand. She looked down and saw the clear tooth marks on the back of her white hand silently accusing someone of the crime just now.Seeing her looking towards her, Yu Liuxue blinked innocently. She raised her empty hands and asked happily, "Honey, did you drop this golden axe?"

Tang Shi's eyelids twitched, baby?

Seeing that she didn't respond, Yu Liuxue shook her other hand again, water dripped down her fair and flawless skin, "What about this silver axe?"

Tang Shiyu: "..."

The other party was indifferent, Yu Liuxue couldn't help but put down her hand in disappointment, she stubbornly touched the bottom of the tank, and immediately raised her hand to splash a splash of water.Tang Shiyu was about to wipe off the water from his face, but saw Yu Liuxue smiling happily and saying to her, "Hey woman, then this green hat must be yours!"

Tang Shiyu took a deep breath, don't get angry, don't get angry, when others get angry, I don't get angry, and when I get sick, there's no one to replace me, if I get angry, no one will be happy... Damn!

When Yu Liuxue woke up, her head was about to explode, her face was buried in the pillow, and when she just wanted to move, she felt a tearing sensation all over her body.Yu Liuxue immediately gave up, and asked the system suspiciously, "Did I get thrown out of the window by Nanxu last night, and then run over by a big truck?"

The system showed a small face, "No. Nanxu didn't push you downstairs last night, and you weren't run over by a big truck."

"You just played a game with Tang Shiyu all night."

Yu Liuxue: "?"

Seeing that she really forgot, the system re-entered the scene from last night into her mind very enthusiastically and helpfully.Yu Liuxue blinked blankly, "Then Nanxu and I..."

"Didn't do anything." The system replied respectfully, "You two are fighting against the landlord, and after drinking a few glasses of wine, you call each other brothers and sisters. You insist on recognizing Nan Xu as your sister, but Nan Xu doesn't want to, and you punish yourself for not doing it. Stop drinking, and later Nan Xu couldn't stand it anymore and recognized you as my sister."

Yu Liuxue: "???"

When she saw herself happily grabbing a handful of air from the bottom of the water and telling Tang Shiyu that it was her green hat, she chose to die on the spot.

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Tang Shiyu was not in the room, so Yu Liuxue stubbornly got up from the bed and washed it briefly, then grabbed her hair dryer and bag and left the room sneakily.She had just closed the door, but when she turned around, she saw Nan Xu who was also frowning tightly because of the headache and discomfort, her eyes met each other speechlessly, "..."

Yu Liuxue guessed that Nanxu must want to kill her now, so she ran away without thinking, but she overestimated her physical strength and was easily overtaken by Nanxu.Nan Xu pushed her into the corner next to her, the air pressure around her was very low, "Jian Yin, you did it on purpose last night, right?"

Everything she did was to embarrass herself in front of Tang Shiyu.

The decent image she had worked so hard to create for several years was completely broken overnight by Jian Yin. She simply didn't know how to face Tang Shiyu today. She was afraid of seeing disappointment and suspicion in the other party's eyes. It would be even more uncomfortable to kill her directly.

Looking at the culprit in front of him, Nan Xu clenched his fists tightly.Seeing that the heroine was about to get angry, Yu Liuxue racked her brains, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she took the initiative to hold Nan Xu's hand, "Sister!"

"Sister, didn't we get married in the hotel when we were in bed last night?" Yu Liuxue looked into her eyes pitifully, "At that time, I said that sister, you are the moon, you are the star and light, sister, you also said I am a flower, a pearl, an existence more precious than anything in this world."

"Sister, have you forgotten?"

When the other party's clean eyes stared at her sincerely, Nan Xu was inexplicably persuaded. She frowned, and began to recall whether she had said such a thing last night.Just when she was in a trance, Yu Liuxue took advantage of her unpreparedness, quickly pushed her away and ran away like a rabbit, and disappeared from her eyes in the blink of an eye. Nan Xu gritted her teeth angrily, " Jian Yin!"

Yu Liuxue rushed into the elevator and kept pressing the door close button.It wasn't until the elevator door was about to close that she smiled sweetly at Nan Xu who was chasing after her, "My moon and stars and light, see you by fate~"

When the last seam of the elevator door was closed, Yu Liuxue let out a long sigh of relief. She hurriedly pressed the first floor, and then opened the hair dryer bag to invite friends out to play.It's just... There was always a sharp and piercing look behind her, Yu Liuxue turned her head subconsciously, and when she saw Tang Shiyong's face that was darker than the bottom of the pot, "...!"

She didn't even think about it, and immediately went to press the door button. Tang Shiyu grabbed her back, and asked with a smile on her face, "Moon and stars and light?"

Yu Liuxue was miserable, why did she just escaped from the wolf's den and entered the household registration again?Is she retrograde today?

She pursed her lips, and quickly said solemnly, "Tang Shiyu, listen to my explanation."

"Ding--"

The elevator door opened suddenly, and Yu Liuxue faltered. Suddenly, she took advantage of Tang Shiyu's inattention and quickly fled her hand away. While running, she brazenly yelled at the top of her throat, " Playing hooligans! There are people playing hooligans here!"

Seeing this, the security guard immediately moved over quickly, "Miss, may I ask..."

"Whoosh!" Yu Liuxue in front of him disappeared.

security guard:"……"

He turned around and looked at Tang Shiyu who was chasing up, and subconsciously reached out his hand to stop her, "Miss, please wait a moment."

Tang Shiyu wanted to bypass the security guards, but the security guards refused to let him. At the same time, several other thick-skinned men in security uniforms surrounded him, and Tang Shiyu's face darkened again.She gritted her teeth and stared at the security guards, "That was my girlfriend just now."

"Sorry, we don't know if she is your friend, but please come with us."

Tang Shiyu: "?"

In the end, Tang Shiyu was not invited to the police station for tea thanks to the blessing of the old policeman. The old policeman comforted her on the phone and said, "Your girlfriend is so energetic."

Tang Shiyu was speechless for a while.

The old policeman smiled, and said, "Don't worry, someone on our side is watching her. Once she dares to test the edge of the law, we will definitely educate her instead of you."

Tang Shiyu: "..." Then should I say thank you?

After Yu Liuxue successfully escaped from the Longtan Tiger's Lair, she stood on the side of the road leaning on the wall and gasped like a dog. She rubbed her legs, then her waist, and couldn't help wondering why she had such a waist and legs at such a young age. not good?Could it be that Tang Shihe was too insane last night?

Her body was sore, and Tang Shiyu had successfully misunderstood her relationship with Nan Xu, so Yu Liuxue was not in a hurry to complete the task now.She found another hotel and slept in the dark for two full days before recovering, and then lay in bed for another three days before becoming lively again.

Now Tang Shiyu and Nan Xu wanted to hack her into pieces, so she could never go back to Jian Yin's home and Tang Shiyu's company.She took out her mobile phone, swiped the page and said to the system: "Why don't we take a walk-and-go trip."

"How about the yacht party?" Yu Liuxue rubbed her hands excitedly, "Let's play it for ten days and half a month, and we won't look back until we travel around the world!"

The system couldn't persuade her, so she had to watch Yu Liuxue pay the money and sign up.She was going to board the boat tonight, and there was everything on board, so Yu Liuxue didn't bring anything, and went directly with empty hands. After verifying her identity, she was arranged in the room.

Yu Liuxue ran into the young lady with all her thoughts, and when the tour group arrived, she hurried to the tour guide as soon as the luxury yacht left the shore, "Guide, where are the others?"

She was very excited, "Are there many beautiful girls in our group this time?"

The director glanced at her with a half-smile, then raised his finger and pointed behind her, "I don't know if she's pretty or not, but there's quite a lot of money."

Yu Liuxue turned her head in the direction he pointed, and saw a group of old grandpas and grandmas in gold and silver, dancing the waltz of love under the beautiful lights.

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She couldn't help shivering, "Could it be that they are the companions who will spend half a month with me this time?"

The tour guide nodded and looked at her curiously, "I thought you were the one who applied for your grandparents, but I didn't expect that."

Yu Liuxue: My mother never expected it!

Captain wait for me!There are still people here who haven't disembarked!Don't sail!

She was sitting pitifully weak and helpless in the corner, her back looked lonely and lonely, Yu Liuxue was crying against the wind, "On the first day of the tour, I started to miss Tang Shiyu."

Fortunately, although it was a bit lonely on the boat, there were a lot of delicious food and fun. After Yu Liuxue worked hard to blend in with a group of old grandpas and grandmas, it was okay.Every day is nothing more than listening to them drowsily telling stories about their youth, and then pouring tea and snacks for them occasionally, and running errands, being a diligent little granddaughter.

After seven days, Yuliuxue has gained five catties, not to mention she has also started to look unkempt.

The trip this time was only fifteen days long. When she was looking forward to the stars and the moon and finally got off the boat, she excitedly put on a fat body and stood in front of the tour guide, shouting majesticly: "Guide! I'm ready!" I can get off the boat anytime now and contribute to socialist construction!"

After yelling these words, Yu Liuxue couldn't help feeling that the red scarf on her chest was more colorful.

At this moment, an old woman came over to hold her back, and at the same time, an old man stood high on the table, looked at Yu Liuxue and said: "In the past half month, we must especially thank this The little girl cares and takes care of us!"

"So, after discussing with my wife, I plan to pay for it personally and invite everyone to play on the yacht for half a month!"

Yu Liuxue was dumbfounded on the spot, "?!"

"System, pinch me to see if I'm dreaming." Yu Liuxue said carefully.Immediately after saying this, a feeling of electric current spread all over her body, and Yu Liuxue twitched, "Damn!"

The system blinked, "Host, are you in pain?"

Yu Liuxue: "?" Was the broken system shocking me just now?

Against her will, Yu Liuxue was forced to stay on the luxury yacht for another half a month. Because of her hard work and quick-wittedness, these old grandparents really liked her so much that they almost regarded her as their own granddaughter Treat it the same way.

The yacht runner couldn't help showing a sad smile.

After finally surviving the second [-] days, when it was finally time to disembark, Yuliuxue rushed to the tour guide with the Hermes bag given to her by the grandmother again, "Guide! I'm ready Now! I can disembark at any time and dedicate everything to the motherland!"

At the end, she immediately cried and said, "Please let me off the boat!"

There is no young lady here, and there is no Tang Shiyu, she has been lying in bed alone for 30 days!

The director looked at her amusedly, then raised his chin to signal her to look back, a bad premonition suddenly rose in Yu Liuxue's heart.When she turned around slowly, she saw another old man standing on a high table, "In the past half a month, we would like to especially thank Yinyin for caring and taking care of us..."

Yu Liuxue: Death.

She rolled her eyes on the spot and fell directly to the ground. Immediately, a group of grandparents surrounded her and asked worriedly while pinching her: "Girl, what's wrong with you, girl?"

Yu Liuxue couldn't help holding the old grandma's hand with tears in her eyes, "Think, think about what my partner thinks..."

She finally got off the boat, and the moment she got off the boat, she was carried onto a stretcher. The grandparents held each other's hands with sympathy, "Hey, this poor girl wants to go to the hospital for women..."

Not long after Yuliuxue got off the boat, Tang Shiyu got the news. When she learned that she had been sent to the hospital, her pretty eyebrows furrowed tightly.Jianyin, what did she do on the yacht this month?He was able to play himself into the hospital.

Tang Shiyu couldn't help but think of the night when Yu Liuxue was drunk and grabbed the air and said it was the cuckold she dropped. Could it be that she was in bed for 30 days...? !

She quickly picked up her mobile phone and car keys and rushed to the hospital. Nan Xu was about to come over to deliver the materials. After seeing her in a hurry, she subconsciously called Tang Shiyu, "Mr. Tang, what happened?" .”

Tang Shiyu didn't turn his head back, "It has nothing to do with you."

Nan Xu tried her best to maintain a smile, but her eyes couldn't hide the disappointment. Ever since she was framed by Jian Yin and had sex on Tang Shiyu's bed, Tang Shiyu's attitude towards herself became indifferent.She squeezed the palm of her hand lightly, and the tip of her tongue felt bitter.

In less than 10 minutes, Tang Shiyu arrived at the hospital. She stood at the door, watching Yu Liuxue happily eating the takeaway hot pot, and she couldn't help but have a question mark on her face.

After taking a deep breath and making sufficient mental preparations, Tang Shiyu pushed open the door and walked in. Yu Liuxue raised her eyes subconsciously, and her eyes lit up when she saw Tang Shiyu.She was about to speak, but Tang Shiyu ignored her, and instead turned to the doctor and said, "Hi, I'm her family member, may I ask her..."

Upon hearing this, the doctor immediately signaled her to go out and talk.After closing the door carefully, the doctor immediately asked her for help, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with her, but she insists on saying she is sick and stays in our hospital. We have nothing to do with her."

Tang Shiyu was stunned, "Is there any problem with her body?"

"No." The doctor said firmly: "We checked her whole body, and I can vouch for it with my character... Oh yes, but she herself said that her menstruation is irregular, you should pay more attention in the future, don't Let her eat spicy food again, otherwise it will be difficult to conceive a child in the future."

Tang Shiyu couldn't help turning his head, was Jianyin just... eating hot pot?

The doctor shook his head repeatedly, "It's the weekend soon, and there are quite a few patients in our hospital who overeat every week. Take her away quickly, and don't occupy the latrine without shitting."

"If she really doesn't want to leave, you can give her a psychiatric unit."

Tang Shiyu: "..."

When she went back with a dark face, Yu Liuxue had finished eating hot pot and was brushing her teeth and applying her lipstick in front of the mirror.After catching a glimpse of Tang Shihe in the mirror, Yu Liuxue immediately put away her lipstick and rushed towards her, "Tang Shihe, how dare you say that you didn't have an affair with Nanxu! I called the police and asked the police uncle to help you find news about you, but I haven't heard from you for a whole month, but you don't care about me at all!"

"You just want me to die, so that you can have sex with your little assistant!"

Tang Shiyu became irritable again. The grandparents and nurses in the next bed all cast strange glances at her. She gritted her teeth, "This is a hospital, don't make trouble."

As she said that, she grabbed Yuliuxue and walked out. Yuliuxue followed her obediently, and kept saying with a small mouth: "Did you have a good time this month when I was away? Call the assistant during the day, and call the assistant at night." , oh where did you do it? Could it be on the sofa in the office too..."

Tang Shi and Leng Lie looked over in an instant, Yu Liuxue paused for no reason, and then dared not speak again.

Tang Shiyu didn't say another word, the air pressure around her was very low, her eyes seemed to eat her, Yu Liuxue tightly grasped the seat belt on her chest, her heart fluttered.Seeing that she was about to get home soon, Yu Liuxue said unyieldingly again: "If you have the ability to do it, don't be cowardly and dare not admit it."

"If you don't have the slightest affection for Nan Xu, then why didn't you drive her away after I quarreled with you so many times? You would rather take care of her mood than let your girlfriend be wronged. How dare you say that you treat her no idea..."

She was instantly thrown down by Tang Shiyu, and before she could react, the clothes on her body had been torn to pieces.

Yu Liuxue was excited for a while, and then she still had that unreasonable look on her face, "Don't do anything, just talk."

Tang Shiyu paused for a moment before saying helplessly, "I will transfer Nan Xu to a branch in another city."

"She is the daughter of my mother's high school classmate, and her mother came to ask her to ask her to join the company."

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Yuliuxue quarreled unreasonably for a while, and finally came to Tang Shiyu seven times a day contentedly, completely draining Tang Shiyu.After it was over, Yu Liuxue complained, "Why did you give Tang Shiyu such good skills? If this goes on like this, I won't be able to part with her."

System: Pretty boy speechless.

After resting for a while, Tang Shiyou got up to get dressed, she was used to her hooligan nature of throwing Jian Yin down at every turn, her heart was not fluctuating and she even looked forward to the next time.After Tang Shiyou got dressed, he said lightly, "I'll pick you up on weekends to see my parents."

Yu Liuxue didn't even think about it, "I don't."

Tang Shiyou's eyelids twitched, and he gritted his teeth fiercely, "Let's have a meal together as a family."

Yuliu Xue raised her ears, a family?Then sister-in-law Lu Ling will come too?She immediately changed her mind, "Okay, but I will drive here myself, so I won't bother you."

The corner of her mouth twitched, revealing a wicked and wild smile, "Tang Shiyu, don't think that you can do whatever you want after getting my body over and over again, you are still the whole world in my heart but I hate you people."

Tang Shiyu was afraid that he would be mad at her if he stayed any longer, so he put on his wrist and left expressionlessly.

Yu Liuxue burped contentedly.

As soon as the weekend came, she immediately drove Tang Shiyu's luxury car to the mansion of her future husband's family.Far away, before she even got out of the car, she saw Lu Ling who was exceptionally gentle today, and Yu Liuxue rushed over excitedly, "Sister-in-law!"

Lu Ling turned her head and greeted her with a polite smile. She thought Yu Liuxue would stop, but she didn't expect him to bump into her arms directly.

Lu Ling's hand stopped in the air, and she subconsciously turned her head to look at Tang Shiyu who just came out with a fruit plate.Yu Liuxue raised her small face excitedly, blinking her eyes, as if the stars were shining, "Sister-in-law, since the last time we left, I have missed you so much."

"I miss your lips, your smile, and your tenderness to me."

Every time Yu Liuxue said a word, Tang Shiyou and the man behind her turned dark at the same time. Finally, the man couldn't help it, strode over and pulled his girlfriend into his arms, then pointed at Tang Shiyu said, "Jian Yin, where is your woman?"

Embrace your own woman, don't stare at my partner all day.

Although Yu Liuxue was disappointed, she had no choice but to look at Tang Shiyu. She was about to speak, but suddenly she couldn't control herself and bent down and "vomited--".

Yu Liuxue: "...?"

Tang Shiyu said with a blank expression, "Why, does my appearance turn your appetite off?"

Seeing Tang Shiyu's parents also appear, Yu Liuxue hastily shook her head in denial, "No, I didn't mean that, don't get me wrong." She smiled at her future parents-in-law, and received a double smile in response , She looked at Tang Shiyu again, this time she wanted to praise him well, so as to gain the favor of her parents-in-law, but just as she opened her mouth, there was another "vomit—"

The ups and downs, the sound of throwing the ground, is simply shocking, like a great compassion mantra, which instantly cleans the hearts of everyone.

Tang Shiyu took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Jian Yin, you better be pregnant."

Yu Liuxue was so frightened that her eyes widened like copper bells: "?!"

Pregnant? ! ! !