Be a scumbag in Goblin [Quick Transmigration]

"Ah? Oh oh oh oh!" Yu Liuxue quickly regained consciousness, and then sat upright.Resisting the urge to roll her eyes, the assistant continued to pick up the pen and lowered her head, "Miss Jian, please tell us the details of the day the other party disappeared. Tell us as much as you can think of."

After a pause, the assistant added, "Don't hold us back."

Tang Shi and the day he disappeared?Yu Liuxue is not here, how could she know?At this time, the system quickly stuffed Yu Liuxue with a bunch of information. It turned out that Tang Shiyu was not missing, but because she didn't know how to deal with the relationship between her and Jian Yin, she ran to her friend's house to lie dead up.

The two of them quarreled worse than ever that day, and that was also an opportunity for Tang Shiyu to gradually wake up and not want to continue like this.After the quarrel that day, Tang Shiyu gradually had the idea of ​​breaking up with Jian Yin, and she was almost overwhelmed by Jian Yin.

And according to the information, Tang Shi and tomorrow will run back by themselves.

Yu Liuxue looked at the assistant and blinked, and said cautiously: "Comrade, when you say that with such a big person, she can't disappear out of thin air, right? Actually, I think maybe she just quarreled with me, and then left in a fit of anger." The family is gone."

"Maybe she's calmed down now and is on her way back."

The assistant rolled his eyes fiercely, "Then why did you report to the police?! Ah?! You call this a waste of social public resources, you call it an obstruction of official duties, you know that?!"

Yu Liuxue showed a guilty smile.

After finally sending away a large number of policemen, Yu Liuxue let out a long sigh of relief with bare feet.Before the breath was relieved, Yu Liuxue's sad face immediately turned into a smile, she didn't even close the door, and rushed upstairs with bare feet.

"Tongzi, do you think this suit is more alluring or this little skirt is more alluring?"

"Do you think it's better for me to wear a suspender or a tube top?"

"How about it be simpler, boyfriend's white T-shirt with super shorts?" Yu Liuxue held up the clothes and gestured in front of the mirror happily, smiling from ear to ear: "Anyway, I am good-looking, even if I wear a sack, I have a lot of it." A lot of people fought over me."

The system silently looked at the pile of clothes on the bed behind her, "..."

Although Tang Shihe is fine, you are still the one who reported the disappearance of your girlfriend, no matter how happy you are, you should restrain yourself a little bit?

The system closed its eyes, "I think that sequin skirt is the best. It looks like the host, you are fair and beautiful, with a slender waist and long legs, especially a stunner! It would be even more perfect if you paired it with the pair of black high heels on your left hand side! "

"Actually, I also think this little skirt highlights my temperament." Yu Liuxue immediately put on her clothes, and then quickly put on her high heels. She brushed her long and curly black hair like seaweed in front of the mirror , smiled slightly at the person in the mirror, "Let's go."

She picked up a lipstick casually, without even looking in the mirror, and applied it on her lips with precision twice, making her red lips more plump and attractive.

It took less than 10 minutes from Yuliuxue going upstairs to going out with her bag on her shoulders.The old policeman and his assistant, who hadn't left yet, stared expressionlessly at the luxury car slowly coming out of the garage, "Pay more attention to this reporter."

The assistant raised his eyebrows, and quickly asked, "Do you suspect that this missing case is a love homicide?"

The old policeman put on his sunglasses, "I didn't say anything."

Yu Liuxue knew that the police were not far from her house, so when she drove by, she rolled down the window and raised her sunglasses, showing a polite smile, "Uncle policeman, you haven't left yet?"

The old policeman waved his hand, "Leave immediately."

"Okay! Goodbye, Uncle!" After she finished speaking, she stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out like an arrow off the string.

Old policeman: "..."

Assistant: "..." That's unreasonable, this suspect is really arrogant!

System: "..." Host!You are now listed as a suspect by Uncle Police!Let's keep a low profile, shall we?

Yu Liuxue held the steering wheel with one hand, "Tongzi, do you think I'm going to a bar? Or a nightclub? Which place has more beautiful sisters?"

The system thought for a while, "Let's go to the bar. After drinking, you can get the ghs you want. There are a lot of people in the nightclub, and you are dressed so little as the host, so it's easy to provoke people with bad intentions."

Yu Liuxue thought for a while, and then said excitedly: "That makes sense, then let's go to the bar! We won't go home until we catch my sister!"

This task is tailor-made for her, she really likes this task so much!

"System, let's discuss with you. If you have such a task in the future, please call me as soon as possible."

The system showed a half-smile expression, hetui!You think well.

Yu Liuxue rushed into the bar enthusiastically, but was told that it was not open for business yet, she slapped her shoulders, and instantly looked like a listless delicate flower.She returned to the parking lot disheartened, and suddenly became alive again, "Then I'll go and fill my stomach first!"

"The sisters only care about filling me up at night, but they don't have the heart to fill me up."

The system hurriedly raised its hand to cover its ears, "You have changed.jpg"

Yu Liuxue: "Yes, I have changed (Grandpa Subway wears heavy makeup).jpg"

She randomly found a high-end restaurant, and then played with her mobile phone alone, neither making noise nor flirting.The system's intuition was deceitful, but it craned its neck to see, who is nearby?drifting bottle? ……drifting bottle? !

Tang Shiyu had been lying at his friend's house for most of the day, and his friend was angry and helpless, this man was like a mangy dog, he couldn't be driven away no matter what.It’s okay to eat her and use her, and I don’t help with cooking or cleaning, either lying on the sofa like a widow who died of his wife or lying on the bed like a widow who died of his wife, Doing nothing all day, just staring at the white ceiling in a daze.

The friend couldn't bear it any longer, and angrily pushed open the door and ran to the bedside and shouted in a mighty voice: "Tang Shiyu! If you don't leave, I'm going to call the police!"

Tang Shiyu finally moved, she raised her eyelids, her dark eyes stared at her friend motionlessly, "Is this your attitude towards your girlfriends for many years?"

Friend: "...?" Princess Zaun played the piano crazily.jpg

If it weren't for the fact that you are my friend for many years, I would have thrown you out of the window ten days ago.

Tang Shiyu turned over and turned her back to her friend. She hugged the quilt with all four limbs and continued to look depressed.The friend scratched his hair angrily, "It's not that you don't have a home, why do you always run towards me?"

"And it's not the first time you've quarreled with Jian Yin. You know she's a possessive person, so you just follow her in everything..."

Before he finished speaking, Tang Shiyu immediately exploded from the bed like a cat whose tail was stepped on.She gritted her teeth and pointed into the distance, "How can I follow her? When I was with her, I didn't even dare to take a casual look at the vases at home. She said that the vases at home were female, so I just stared at the vases." Empathize with another, flirtatious, flirtatious, just don't want to be with her!"

"Pfft—" The friend couldn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud.Tang Shiyu's face darkened in an instant, and his friend quickly covered his mouth, "She's so interesting, why are you willing to quarrel with her?"

"If you think she's interesting, go and follow her." Tang Shiyu snorted coldly, then fell down on the bed, hugging his little quilt tightly.

Who wants to argue with her?Do you have nothing to do every day and eat enough?

Seeing Tang Shiyu lying back down again, his friend rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, and finally just let go of his sleeves, "All right, then you can continue to lie down. But..."

The friend prolonged the tune on purpose, Tang Shihe looked indifferent on the surface, but actually quietly pricked up his ears.

"Little Z said that Jianyin couldn't find you, and she didn't answer your calls, so she called the police. Today, many police officers went to your house to investigate and collect evidence. You really don't plan to go back, do you plan to make her worry so much all the time? "

Seeing that she didn't respond, my friend had no choice but to shake his head, close the door and leave.

Tang Shiyu hugged the quilt and called the police?Just as this thought slipped through her mind, her friend suddenly went back and forth and rushed open her door, which startled Tang Shiyu a lot.Tang Shiyu had a cold face, "Gao Zhiqian, you better have something important to tell me."

Gao Zhiqian walked towards her impatiently holding the phone, "Shi Yu, do you think this person looks like Jian Yin?!"

Tang Shiyu just picked up the phone and was about to take a closer look when Gao Zhiqian exclaimed in her ear: "Just now my younger brother sent me a message saying that he saw Jian Yin driving your Ferrari to a bar to hunt. went!"

Tang Shiyu was startled, raised his head reflexively, and asked, "Didn't you just tell me that Jianyin called the police because she was worried about me, and asked the police to help find me?"

Gao Zhiqian blinked, "Yes, I said so."

The two of them reacted at the same time: Jian Yin seems to be so happy to get promoted and get rich and die his wife, does it seem like a normal person who is worried about the disappearance of his girlfriend?

Gao Zhiqian touched her nose, and said cautiously: "What if... Jian Yin asked the police uncle to help her issue your death certificate?"

Tang Shiyu: "..."

"Even if I die! It's not up to her to inherit my property!" Tang Shihe lifted the quilt furiously. She and Jian Yin were not married, so what's the use of issuing a death certificate?She still doesn't get a penny!

Seeing that she got out of bed, Gao Zhiqian immediately snatched back her phone excitedly, "Are Shi and you finally leaving?"

"In this case, after you go back, you should have a good chat with Jian Yin, and then open your heart to resolve all misunderstandings. You must be together happily..."

Tang Shiyu stopped, and she stared at her friend with a fake smile, "Who said I'm leaving? Can't I go to the refrigerator and get an ice cream to lighten the fire?"

Gao Zhiqian: "..." Get lost!

Tang Shiyu sat on the sofa biting an ice cream expressionlessly, his eyes almost burst into flames.She was the one who wanted to quarrel with her unreasonably, she was the one who called the police because she was worried about her, she was the one who wanted to lock herself up so that no one could see her.Why, after half a month without hearing from her, she would arrogantly drive a luxury car to the bar, go hunting, and hook up with other women?

The ice cream was crunched by Tang Shiyu, and Gao Zhiqian shivered suddenly, as if all the bones in her body ached.

She was weak and helpless sitting on the sofa with her knees hugged. She was clearly the master of the house. Why was she living like a Cinderella who was abused by her vicious stepmother?

Tang Shiyu was exuding anger while chewing the ice cream. Suddenly, she swallowed the rest of the ice cream in one gulp.Want to find a woman?

Don't even think about it!

She grabbed the windbreaker on the sofa and left. She was so angry that she forgot to change her high heels. Gao Zhiqian followed her until she saw the other party open the door angrily. Gao Zhiqian immediately jumped up from the sofa, "Shi and where did you go?"

Tang Shiyu put on his windbreaker without looking back, as if gnashing his teeth, "Catch, rape."

Gao Zhiqian immediately showed a moved expression, she happily stood at the door and waved, "Oh Shiyu, my friend, I wish you success!" Then she never came again for the rest of her life.

Yuliuxue had already filled her stomach, and after only half an hour, she had lost interest in the people and drifting bottles nearby.

As she walked, she complained to the system: "These people are too hungry, right? I haven't even seen the photos, and I asked how much it was as soon as I came up. Do I look like some kind of princess who goes to work? Can I have a little style?"

The system thought about it, and asked humbly, "How should I start? For example, hello, I have an ancestral chromosome and want to know you?"

Yu Liuxue: "..."

After finally waiting for the bar to open for business, Yu Liuxue rushed in immediately. As soon as she sat down, a delicate girl walked towards her, and the other party naturally sat beside her, "Miss sister, I want a drink." Wine? I invite you."

Yu Liuxue glanced at the wine in her hand, smiled sweetly, "Okay."

The other party also laughed, and then passed the wine in his hand to Yu Liuxue.Yu Liuxue raised her wine glass and asked casually, "How is your business doing recently?"

The other party immediately understood what she meant, and she smiled, "It's okay, the girl is handsome and the guy is handsome, I will never let you down."

Yu Liuxue was in a good mood, so she raised her small hand and said generously, "Give me a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite!"

She made up her mind today that she must have an affair. She kidnapped her long-legged sister to the hotel, even if Tang Shiyu came back early, it would be useless.In order to squat to a better goal, she drank one glass after another, and three hours passed, but she still didn't see a woman who fit her taste.

Yu Liuxue sighed a long time, "It turns out that being beautiful is so lonely, and you can't even meet a girl you like."

"Are they scared off by my beauty?"

The system glanced at a gleaming knife in front of her: "..." If you put the knife away, more people will come to strike up a conversation with you.

Another hour later, when Yu Liuxue was drowsy, a red figure suddenly flashed in the corner of her eyes, and she suddenly became excited and excited.She quickly fixed her eyes and saw that the other party was tall and slender, wearing a red suit, and her long black hair was pulled up neatly.

There was a slight smile on the other party's face, his appearance was gentle and cold.

Yu Liuxue's eyes lit up, she quickly stood up with her bag in hand, "I've decided! It's her!"

The system almost died on the spot. Without even thinking about it, it quickly stopped Yu Liuxue: "Host, she is the girlfriend of Tang Shiyu's brother, who is also the girlfriend of your future brother-in-law. Do you want to steal a woman from your brother-in-law?" ?!"

It was almost conceivable that if the host provoked her, she might be chased to the ends of the earth by the Tang family on the spot.

When Yu Liuxue heard the words, she paused, and then she blinked innocently, "If I don't tell, my sister-in-law won't tell, will there be a third person in this world who knows?"

system:"?"

Yu Liuxue opened her legs with a smile, and ran in front of Lu Ling in the blink of an eye. She grinned and said softly, "Sister, are you here to find someone?"

Lu Ling lowered her head slightly, she stopped, looked at the strange girl with flushed cheeks in front of her, and smiled slightly, "No."

"Where do you live, little friend? I'll call a car to take you home." Lu Ling saw that she was wearing so little clothes, her eyes were blurred, and she seemed in a daze, as if she hadn't noticed the danger around her.There were countless eyes following Yu Liuxue's movement around her, and she gave up her plan angrily until she touched her. She leaned slightly, and said in a gentle voice, "You are drunk."

go home?No, she's not going home.

Yu Liuxue immediately showed a pitiful expression. She pursed her red lips and looked disappointed, "Sister, I had a fight with my girlfriend. I have nowhere to go, and I don't have any trustworthy friends."

"Sister, you look fine, can you chat with me?"

Lu Ling was a little embarrassed. She looked around and felt that it was really not safe to leave such a beautiful girl here.She has nothing to do tonight, so after thinking for a while, she agreed, "Okay."

Yu Liuxue was instantly elated, she sat in Lu Ling's car obediently, and was taken to the hotel by Lu Ling.Holding the room card, Lu Ling said to her while walking, "You take a shower first."

Yu Liuxue's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly to the system: "Does my future sister-in-law also want to have a beautiful encounter?"

System: You say yes, so be it.jpg

As soon as her thought flashed through, she heard Lu Ling say again: "Then sleep well, and when you wake up, everything will be fine."

Yu Liuxue perfunctory twice in disappointment, but she didn't give up.After Lu Ling opened the door, Yu Liuxue immediately took off the hair tie, and her long hair fell down like a waterfall, which surprised Lu Ling for a while.Yu Liuxue looked at the effect she created with satisfaction, and then changed into an innocent expression, "Sister, wait for me, I'll take a shower first."

Without giving Lu Ling time to react, Yu Liuxue quickly rushed into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms.

Lu Ling frowned, and belatedly felt something was wrong. If it was just chatting, then why did this kid need to take a bath?

Yu Liuxue was very fast, and when Lu Ling asked her friend to help find out Yu Liuxue's identity, she had already walked out with wet hair.She was only wrapped in a white bath towel. Under the milky white light, her skin was as delicate as milk, and the water droplets on her body were clearly visible.

She slowly opened her legs, wearing a pair of black plus-size men's slippers, with pink and lovely toes.

Although there was a pure expression on his face that was harmless to humans and animals, but there was always a seductive meaning in his gestures.

Holding the phone, Lu Ling involuntarily turned serious, "Go and put on your clothes."

Yu Liuxue turned a deaf ear to it, she ran towards Lu Ling with a coquettish smile, although Lu Ling wanted to keep a distance from her, but couldn't help supporting her, "Slow down, be careful not to fall."

Yu Liuxue blinked and said movedly: "Sister, you are so kind to me, I want to promise you with my body, and give you all my first time."

Lu Ling's face was full of question marks: "?"

The system covered its eyes embarrassingly, "Host, I forgot to tell you that the girl in front of you is a straight girl of steel, and she is the type that she can't bend even if you become 1."

Yu Liuxue was very angry, "I think you are implicating me."

The system pretended to be stupid, "And... host, it seems that you haven't fully understood your mission requirements."

"Don't you get Tang Shiyu's body, and then scum her?"

"Yes, so, getting Tang Shiyu's body is the first, and she is the last. Before you get Tang Shiyu's body, you can't have sex with anyone else, otherwise you will violate the original intention of the client, that is, Your mission will be judged—failed."

Princess Zaan plays the piano.jpg

Yu Liuxue wanted to say ten thousand dirty words in her heart, and when she looked at the beautiful woman in front of her, she felt a burst of sadness.Even though the beautiful sister is right in front of her eyes, she can't do anything. She is so miserable. Is there anyone in this world who is more miserable than her?

Lu Ling hadn't recovered from the shock of the child she met by chance who was interested in her and thought of her, when she heard the other party crying again: "Sister, do you want to play Fighting the Landlord tonight?"

Lu Ling was at a loss for a moment, what kind of strange posture is Dou Di Zhu in?

Her eyes suddenly became vigilant, and after thinking about it, she declined Yu Liuxue's invitation, "I suddenly remembered that I still have something to deal with..."

Suddenly, the door was kicked open forcefully, and Tang Shihe rushed in coldly. She first scanned the inside, and then walked towards Yu Liuxue with gloomy eyes: "Jianyin, is this how you worry about me?"

She pointed at Lu Ling who was innocently involved, "You are worried about me, so you happily ran to the hotel with others to cuckold me?"

Yu Liuxue was startled by the sound of the door opening, and after being suddenly bombarded by Tang Shiyu, she stared at Tang Shiyu in a daze, "Why are you here?"

Tang Shiyu looked at her ignorant look and laughed angrily, "If I don't come, are you planning to become someone else's wife?"

The more Tang Shiyu talked, the angrier she became, she almost thought that Jian Yin's unreasonable quarrel with her during this period was just to force her away so that she could go on a secret date with her little lover.Tang Shiyu held Yu Liuxue's hand tightly, "Don't you always suspect that I have an affair with others? Don't you always suspect that I am empathizing with someone else?"

"Okay, Jianyin, I will let you dispel all doubts tonight!"

After she finished speaking, she threw Yu Liuxue on the bed in a particularly domineering manner, and then kissed her mercilessly.Yu Liuxue turned to look at Lu Ling subconsciously, but Lu Ling had already left at some point, and even closed the door for the two of them, "?!"

Yu Liuxue was so kissed by Tang Shiyu that she could hardly breathe, she turned her head quickly, "Tang Shiyu, why are you crazy?"

Tang Shiyu smiled coldly, "Yes, I'm crazy, I'm not a human being who never wanted you!"

Yu Liuxue: "..." You don't have to scold yourself like that.

etc!The meaning of her words...

She was stripped naked in an instant, and Yu Liuxue lay on the bed dumbstruck, "Could it be that my task this time will be completed so soon?"