The scumbag brother is finally accepted

The stone demon and the blood bat rushed to Li's house, leaned outside the fence, poked their heads out and happened to bump into the affectionate two people, they were so frightened that they quickly covered their eyes and retracted their necks.

"Silly bird, what are they doing?"

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi." (Probably wrestling.)

"But why should we blush?"

The stone demon poked his head out again to peek at the two people inside the wall, hesitating in his heart how to tell Lu Qingyuan about the beast.

Turning his head and seeing the big tree beside him, the stone demon reached out and broke off a branch, carefully drew a few strokes with his fingertips, and then aimed at Lu Qingyuan and shot it.

Shen Mengzhuang raised his head and saw the oncoming branch, he flicked his sleeve lightly to bounce it away.Unwilling to give up, the stone demon broke off another branch, wrapped it with a few leaves, and threw it again, but it was still bounced away by Shen Mengzhuang.

Strange, how can it be bounced back and forth?The branches must be too light!

The stone demon scratched his head, then picked up a stone, weighed it in his hand, and aimed at Lu Qingyuan's back again with one eye open and the other closed.

After gaining momentum, the stone demon quickly smashed towards Lu Qingyuan.They wished they could die, but the two suddenly walked away, and the stone hit Zhou Bufan who was on the way.

"what--"

Zhou Bufan covered his forehead, his face was gloomy, and he looked at the wall and cursed: "Who the hell put the hidden weapon! His grandma! Come out to me quickly—"

"Let's go, let's run!"

Seeing that he had caused trouble, the stone demon grabbed the blood bat and ran away quickly.

Seeing Zhou Bufan who suddenly appeared, Shen Mengzhuang asked what happened.Zhou Bufan rubbed his red and swollen forehead, and said sadly: "It's Master Li, his son has also turned into a dog, please go and have a look."

"Is there such a thing?"

Surprised, Shen Mengzhuang rushed to the lobby and told Leng Shanlan and Ye Zhenzhen to go to Guiyuan Temple to check, and everyone split up.

As soon as Shen Mengzhuangfu arrived at the lobby, he saw a big black and white dog jumping from the ground to the table. It scratched several fine marks on the wall with its sharp claws, and scratched the hanging portrait.On the table on the ground, there were still turbid yellow urine stains.

A group of servants are around it, holding sticks or big nets in their hands, waiting for the opportunity to catch it.

Mr. Li stood aside and watched the farce, and sighed with his forehead: "What kind of evil is this, Nizi! My Li family's face has been wiped out by you!"

After finishing speaking, Master Li grabbed the broom in the hand of the servant beside him and slammed it hard at the big dog.

The big dog was hit on the head and face, screaming in pain.Jumped off the table, sniffed at Master Li's feet, then raised his leg to pee.

"you--"

Master Li's face turned blue and pale, trembling with anger, he raised his palm and hit the dog's head.

The big dog jumped up and down, and the house full of servants followed behind it, eager to catch it.The big dog ran to Lu Qingyuan's feet and bit the hem of his clothes.Lu Qingyuan didn't dislike it, he bent down with a smile and was about to touch its head, but the big dog suddenly let go, raised his head and bit off the sensory instrument on his waist.

Lu Qingyuan's complexion changed drastically, his eyes were cold, and he waved his luck, intending to kill this ignorant dog with a single palm.Seeing this, Shen Mengzhuang immediately held his hand, took the Yingjue instrument from the dog's mouth, and put it on for him.

The servants took the opportunity to wrap a rope around the big dog's neck and fasten it, and then subdued it.

Master Li sighed as if he was relieved, and with the help of the maid, he walked slowly to the wooden chair and sat down. Looking at the big dog lying on the ground wagging its tail, he said in a heavy tone: "After that, Shen Xi, the girl who washes clothes, and the petitioning lady Together with the evil, the city was turned upside down and there was no peace. Later, we invited several Taoist priests to suppress the evil spirits, and then sealed her in the Guiyuan Temple, and the stone statue could not come and go freely. But every night when the moon is full, the stone statue will Transformed into a young and beautiful girl, although she was sealed in the temple and couldn't get out, she used her voice to lure men to go to Guiyuan Temple and have fun with the first man she met. There are always some people who don't know what to do or not to listen to advice , I heard her voice at night and sneaked to the temple to see the stone statue, and then it turned into a house dog."

Shen Mengzhuang asked: "Why do people always fall for it? Didn't your lord tell the consequences?"

Master Li looked up at him, and said with a wry smile: "Food and sex, who can you blame for your actions?"

"Wang! Wang!"

Before the words fell to the ground, the big dog barked at Master Li, as if disapproving of his words.Da Li was so angry that he didn't care about his manners, he took off his shoes and slammed it at the big dog, yelling: "Nizi!"

After being hit in the head, the big dog obediently lay down on the ground, wagging its tail and begging for mercy, humming softly.

At this time, in Guiyuan Temple, the stone demon and the blood bat sat cross-legged in front of the stone statue, full of sorrow.

"Stupid bird, what do you think we should tell our lord? That Immortal Master Shen is by his side, I can't get close to him, and I can't beat him. Even if I can beat him, my lord will cut me off before I can win."

The blood bat stood above his head flapping its wings, chattering.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!" (Catch him here!)

The stone demon grabbed him and slapped his head fiercely, cursing: "You went to the house to expose the tiles after a few days of fighting, that's your master, and you said you caught it, do you want to be a braised bat? Silly bird! Are you stupid? stupid!"

The stone demon looked up at the stone statue and asked, "Silly bird, do you think we should carry the stone statue in front of the statue?"

"Gu Gu Ji Ji Gu." (My body is weak and I can't bear it.)

The stone demon rolled his eyes at him and said, "You can catch me, why can't you carry me?"

"Chichi, chirp, chirp!" (Idiot, you are so big, you can't carry the stone statue and eat for nothing!)

"What's the use of your wings? If you can't carry a stone statue, are you ashamed?"

"Jijigugugugu!" (Why do you grow so much meat!)

"You still dare to talk back? Believe it or not, I'll die if I piss!"

"Cuckoo, cluck, cheep!" (See who can beat who!)

A group of blood bats surrounded the stone demon and urinated on him. The stone demon was not to be outdone, and was about to untie his belt when he heard footsteps outside the door.Both sides stopped and looked at each other, seeing that there was nowhere to hide, the stone demon immediately grabbed the blood bat and hid inside the stone statue.

The wooden door opened slowly with a "squeak", Ye Zhenzhen and Leng Shanlan walked in one after the other.The two carefully observed the situation in the temple. Ye Zhenzhen walked up to the stone statue, looked up and down the appearance of the stone statue, suddenly sniffed it, and asked suspiciously: "Senior sister, do you smell a strange smell? It seems... like someone peed gone?"

Hearing the sound, the stone statue suddenly opened its eyes and looked at the two of them grinning with a smug look.

Ye Zhen Zhen suddenly raised her head, the stone statue quickly returned to its original state, pretending nothing happened.

"Senior sister, don't you think this stone statue looks familiar?"

Leng Shanlan approached and stared at the stone statue, then nodded and said, "Indeed."

After the two of them went around the stone statue, the stone demon hidden inside gave the blood bat a wink, looked up at the sky and looked down at the ground, the blood bat understood it and nodded affirmatively.

The two people found no abnormality behind the stone statue and walked out immediately.Ye Zhen Zhen was about to reach out to touch it, when suddenly there was a hissing sound from above her head.The blood bat swooped down, grabbed the shoulders of the two men and bit them.

Ye Zhenzhen and Leng Shanlan slashed with swords, when the two sides were fighting, the stone demon took the opportunity to get out of the stone statue and escape in desperation.Seeing that he had escaped successfully, the blood bat had no intention of fighting, so he made a feint and then slipped away.

Leng Shanlan put her sword back into its sheath, turned her head and happened to catch a glimpse of the stone demon passing by the door, without even thinking about it, she chased after her without any hesitation, Ye Zhenzhen saw her running out in a hurry, so she followed her closely, shouting Said: "Sister, wait for me!"

However, before she stepped out of the door, the stone statue behind her suddenly shone with a faint light, her voice was hoarse and joyful, and she said with a smile: "I finally found you!"

The stone demon finally slipped out of the temple, and the blood bat was holding him and flying slowly in the sky, when suddenly a purple light flashed across his cheek.Turning around, he saw Leng Shanlan Yujian chasing after him.

"God! Is there an end? I just want to be a good devil!"

The stone demon slapped the blood bat fiercely, urging: "Hurry up, silly bird, it's about to be caught up!"

Leng Shanlan followed closely behind, and was about to catch up. The stone demon grabbed the blood bat on his shoulder, and confessed like his last words: "Silly bird, take out your trump card, you can do it, I believe in you!"

After that, he decisively threw it behind him.

Leng Shanlan saw a foreign object being thrown head-on, and was about to flick his sleeves to bounce it away.The bloody bat urinated on her, splashing the yellow and hot urine all over her body, blurring her vision and making her unable to see clearly.

The Stone Demon and the Blood Bats took the opportunity to quicken their pace and escape.

Leng Shanlan took back the Demon Slayer Sword when he fell to the ground, his whole body was soaked in urine, his face was extremely ugly.Fortunately, the blood bat slipped away fast enough, otherwise it would have shattered into debris all over the floor.

Regardless of the stains on her body, Leng Shanlan wanted to go back to Guiyuan Temple to look for Ye Zhenzhen, halfway she saw her coming out of the temple, there was nothing wrong with her left or right, except for the stone demon, they didn't notice anything unusual, so they rushed back to Li's house.

After cleaning up the mess in the lobby, the three of Shen Mengzhuang sat at the stone table in the backyard to discuss countermeasures.

"The most urgent thing is to find a way to restore normalcy to the victim."

Shen Mengzhuang spoke first.

Zhou Bufan raised the teacup and drank it down, and asked: "How to recover? I don't know how they changed. In my opinion, we must find the source before we can prescribe the right medicine."

Shen Mengzhuang looked at him when he heard the sound, and said, "Brother, do you want to investigate for us?"

Zhou Bufan met his illicit gaze, and suddenly felt his scalp tingling, he was sure there was something in his words, there was definitely a fraud!Then he waved his hand and refused: "Farewell, I'm cowardly, what if a fox demon sucks me dry? Isn't Zhenzhen going to be a widow?"

Shen Mengzhuang coughed lightly when he heard the words, and glanced at the bewildered look of Lu Qingyuan next to him, obviously he didn't understand.Then he complained in a low voice: "You are not afraid of leading the junior brother down."

Zhou Bufan turned his head to look at Lu Qingyuan, seeing him blinking at him with an ignorant expression on his face, he suddenly took the teacup in his hand maliciously, and asked, "Junior Brother Lu, do you understand the coordination of yin and yang?"

As expected, Lu Qingyuan shook his head in confusion, but Shen Mengzhuang's face darkened, staring at Zhou Bufan without saying a word.

Zhou Bufan looked at Shen Mengzhuang's expression, pretended not to see him, ignored him, and continued to ask: "Then do you know that those men want to enter the temple, why?"

"Hmm..." Lu Qingyuan blinked, thought for a moment, seemed to have thought of the answer, and smiled obediently, "I want to see my beautiful sister!"

"puff--"

Zhou Bufan sprayed tea on the table, couldn't close his mouth from laughing, wiped the tea stains around his mouth with his sleeve, and said with a smile: "That's right, then do you know what they do when they see a beautiful sister?"

This question stumped Lu Qingyuan. He pursed his lips and frowned, lowered his head in thought, as if he was trying to figure out the answer.

"Uh-huh……"

Seeing the situation, Shen Mengzhuang took out a new tea cup, filled it with tea and handed it to Lu Qingyuan, saying: "Okay, stop talking about gossip, it's time to get down to business."

Seeing that his rare interest was about to be extinguished by Shen Mengzhuang, Zhou Bufan snatched the teacup from Lu Qingyuan's hand again, and said solemnly: "Oh, goodbye, senior brother, this is the business, you see Junior brother Lu is young, without father and mother , These things must be taught by someone. As the saying goes, elder brother is like father, you are embarrassed to say that it is my father who will teach him. Sigh, junior brother, let me tell you, when they see a beautiful sister, they actually want to... um... ..."

Zhou Bufan suddenly couldn't speak with his mouth open, stretched out his hand and made wild gestures, and glared fiercely at Shen Mengzhuang.

Shen Mengzhuang acted like nothing happened, took a leisurely sip from the teacup, and acted as if he had nothing to do with him.

Lu Qingyuan looked at Zhou Bufan and then at Shen Mengzhuang, and asked, "Senior Brother, what's wrong with Second Senior Brother?"

Shen Mengzhuang didn't feel any guilt in his heart, and said lightly: "Too many gossips will burn your mouth."

Lu Qingyuan nodded with an "oh", carefully took back the teacup from Zhou Bufan's hand, and imitated Shen Mengzhuang to drink tea as if nothing had happened.

Coincidentally at this time Ye Zhen Zhen and Leng Shan Lan rushed back, Shen Meng Zhuang asked how the situation was.

Leng Shanlan replied: "There is nothing abnormal in Guiyuan Temple, but I saw traces of monsters before leaving."

"magic?"

Shen Mengzhuang was puzzled, remembering that their trip down the mountain was to subdue the monsters in Crimson City, but why did they also appear in Guiyuan Temple?What does this have to do with demons?

She raised her head and wanted to continue asking, but saw Ye Zhenzhen sitting alone in a daze, her eyes glazed over, so she asked, "What's wrong with you, Zhenzhen? Do you have something on your mind?"

Ye Zhen Zhen's thoughts were interrupted by the sudden question, she denied it at a loss: "No, it's nothing, maybe, I didn't sleep well last night, it's nothing, brother don't need to worry."

Zhou Bufan looked at her when he heard the sound, and babbled at her.

"Brother, what's wrong?"

Shen Mengzhuang still didn't feel guilty at all, and said calmly: "He is practicing Taoism."

"Oh."

Ye Zhen Zhen nodded and didn't ask any further questions, but her mind was always thinking about what happened in the temple just now.

"In the past few days, let's check for any changes nearby, and wait until the [-]th of this month to go to Guiyuan Temple to find out."

Everyone nodded in agreement, and then left separately, leaving only Zhou Bufan still babbling and gesticulating indiscriminately.

However, at this time, in Guiyuan Temple, the stone statue was shining with white light, and the broken face gradually became clearer, showing the appearance of a woman, and when he looked closely, he saw that woman was Ye Zhenzhen.