The scumbag brother is finally accepted
Chapter 65 Online Storytelling
Ye Zhen Zhen walked up to Kong Kong, squatted at his feet and propped her chin to watch him eat bananas.I racked my brains to think about the story, but my head was in a mess.She didn't seem to be that powerful if she made it up out of thin air, but let's talk about my own personal experience, and I can't remember anything from the past.He simply skipped the past when he was young, and uttered nonsense about the only incomplete memory in his mind.
"Little monkey, how old are you this year?"
Kong Kong chewed a banana and glanced at it, snorted proudly, crossed his legs, and said, "This guardian is about [-] years old this year, you little dolls are so rude! This guardian has lived to such an old age, what is so weird?" I haven’t heard the story, but you have the nerve to use those old sauerkraut serial stinky stories to fool Ben Guardian? Huh! Shit! It’s all shit!!”
Ye Zhen Zhen saw that he was complacent and acted like an old man, she couldn't help laughing, she reached out her hand to stroke his hairy head, and said: "Then sister will tell you a... um... an unusual story. The story is like this... ..."
Ye Zhen Zhen coughed solemnly, and then began to tell stories vividly.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who entered a sect of self-cultivation out of nowhere...
"Why are you so confused? Is the girl stupid?"
"No, she doesn't remember the past."
"Oh, that's a silly girl."
"Don't interrupt me, listen carefully."
The people in that sect treated her very well. The senior brothers all liked to play with her. Although some senior sisters didn't like her very much, most of them were still very good and took good care of her.
"Why doesn't senior sister wait to see her? It must be because she often tells a bunch of spicy rabbit head stinky stories!"
"Little monkey, can you listen to me obediently?"
"……………………"
She often jokes that she must be a person favored by the heavens to have such great luck and to meet so many good people.
She vaguely remembered that she was in her teens, she had her own sword, and the master gave her the name "Wangyou". She thought that the master wanted her to forget the worries of the world and focus on enlightenment.She thought that anyway, she didn't remember the past, but there are still relatives in the world, and it doesn't matter if there are unfulfilled wishes, it can be regarded as worry-free.
There are many talents in the sect, but she is close to only a few.One is the elder brother, but she actually posted it by herself, because the elder brother is good-looking and has a good temper, especially when he smiles.The other female disciples also liked to talk to him, and would always find various excuses to want to be alone with him, and they were satisfied even for a moment.
In addition to the female disciples, the senior brothers also respect him very much. The senior senior brother has a profound cultivation base and extraordinary ability. I heard that she was already very famous before she entered Cangxuan. Together with that senior brother Meng Qingyang, they are called "Cangxuan Shuangmeng". Only very powerful people can call it that, it must have become famous at a young age!
However, I also heard that the eldest brother is much older than her, and she is not very clear about how much older.But she knew that Master valued him very much, she could see it without others telling him.Every time the master saw everyone, he had a straight face, more poisonous than the sun, and with the goatee on his chin, he was really a piece of cold wood.But when he was talking to the eldest brother, his expression was much more kind, not like a master, but like a father.Sure enough, everyone likes a good-looking and outstanding person like Elder Brother.
Besides the big brother, she also likes to play with a senior sister.It's just that unlike the senior brother, this senior sister always doesn't like to talk to her at first.She is very cold and has a sense of distance. Whenever she sees her, people will mistakenly think that she is sitting on the ice and shivering with heavy snow in the twelfth lunar month.
Originally, she thought that everyone was from the same school and had a harmonious relationship, so she would always be kinder, but this senior sister was too indifferent, and she wanted to give up.But suddenly one day, she was made things difficult by several senior sisters, and this senior sister Leng actually helped her for the first time. It is a great favor, as the saying goes, "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring", not to mention that the kindness of a drip of water from a senior sister is rare in ten thousand years.So she must treat her senior sister well, and she won't be able to shake her off.
There is another one who is quite special. In contrast, she posted the senior brother and senior sister Leng on her own initiative.But this senior brother came here by himself, earnestly asked about her health, and took care of her every little thing.At first, she was a little shy. People treated her so well without asking for anything in return, which made her a little uneasy, and she always felt that she owed her senior brother.But over time, frequent contact made her a little anxious.She can vaguely feel the brother's heart, but she really can't answer, she can't give what he wants, so she is a little worried about this sincere concern.
The little girl began to worry and forget...
Time flies by like a fleeting moment, and she has grown into a big girl in a blink of an eye. If it were an ordinary mortal, her wasted life would be so wasted.But until that day, she suddenly thought of Master's words, and her mind turned back and forth, how could she forget it, she had a person she liked very much, how could she forget it?
I can still remember that he just came to Anxu Peak that year.
In the long summer, there is a cool breeze, and Anxu Peak is full of smoke and willows. A group of newcomers gather under the tree to talk and laugh loudly.She and her brothers and sisters came out of Tantai Hall and went down the long steps.
The daylight was dim, she followed behind the crowd, and vaguely saw a thin figure standing in the crowd, quietly, lowering her head and not speaking to others.Leaning against the big willow tree behind him, the cool wind blew the wicker across his face.He also just quietly and gently brushed off the restless wicker, and brushed the broken hair on his forehead.
Turning around suddenly, one could clearly see a pure and immature face, like uncut jade in the rough, flawless.Seemingly seeing so many people for the first time, he was a little surprised, opened his eyes wide and looked in her direction and blinked ignorantly.
She met his gaze and waved to him warmly.He looked like a frightened deer, or rather, he looked like he was flattered.
Instead of waving to her, he used another deeper and more touching way to convey his joy to her.
The sun was strong, the breeze was blowing the weeping willows, and the sleeves of his clothes were fluttering. He smiled at her brightly.His eyes were bent into a crescent, and he tilted his head and grinned, brighter than the sun.
Suddenly, for the first time, I felt the feeling of accelerated heartbeat, and there was a pounding in her chest, as if an old man was anxiously knocking on the door of her heart, standing outside the door and shouting hoarsely: "Hey! Little girl, you The gift from you fell from the sky, come out quickly!"
She came out of the door, and... so far it was out of control.
Outside the door, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the whole sky is bright.
My heart admires you like a deer adores a brook, however, however.
His spring is someone else.
Obviously she came first...
"Little monkey, do you think all the good luck has been spent, and only bad luck is left? How can she compare to his spring? It is such a beautiful existence, a god-like existence, how can she compare to it?" What? How do you compare..."
Ye Zhen Zhen rested her cheeks and stared at the ground under her feet, muttering to herself.
Kong Kong rolled his eyes and watched her finish eating the banana in his hand, threw it over unceremoniously, and said cursingly: "Bah bah bah, sour and rotten egg bullshit story!!! I don't understand, bah bah bah, vomit, vomit !!!”
Ye Zhen Zhen was so angry that her face turned blue and red, she stepped forward and pinched Kong Kong's face, and said angrily: "Little monkey, you have lived such a long life in vain!"
Seeing this, Zhou Bufan also stepped forward, and the two of them pressed Kong Kong on the stone chair and rubbed it round and flat.
Kongkong let out an irritable roar, the sound was deafening, and then he grabbed the banana peel and smashed it frantically.
Under the attack of the storm, the two were defeated and obediently retreated to the side.
Zhou Bufan pushed Leng Shanlan out and said, "Third brother, it's your turn, you have to hold on!"
Leng Shanlan rolled his eyes at him, walked over slowly holding the Demon Slayer Sword, looked at Kong Kong coldly, and said, "Listen well."
Seeing her full of posture, Kong Kong thought she was some kind of supernatural being, hiding some extraordinary and rare story, forgot to chew the banana in his mouth, stared at her blankly, and nodded earnestly.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!"
Leng Shanlan took a deep breath, looked at him sideways, and then said something.
"I want to kill the devil."
…………
"……………………"
"???????"
"!!!!!!!!!"
"?!?!?!"
Kong Kong opened his mouth and experienced the above emotional changes.Question marks and exclamation marks were intertwined all over his head, and the bananas in his mouth fell out.
"Are you playing this guardian as a monkey?! I-want-kill-mo, four words before and after, you say this is a story??? The poop that this guardian pulled last night was longer than this!! Vomit vomit!!!"
Kong Kong angrily grabbed a banana peel and threw it at random, Leng Shanlan dodged lightly, and the Demon Slayer Sword was full of purple energy, leaping in the air, flashing around Kong Kong's sword light.
After a while, the Demon Slayer Sword returned to its sheath, and Leng Shanlan walked back to his original position leisurely.
Everyone looked and saw that a large piece of hair on Kong Kong's body had been shaved off, making it into the shape of a banana.
Kongkong lowered his head and saw his trimmed monkey hair, he was so angry that he screamed, and when he was about to explode, Shen Mengzhuang hurried forward to clean up the mess.
"It's a fate to meet thousands of miles away, little monkey, Shen has a little story, although it can't guarantee your satisfaction, but it's a gift to meet you when you say it. I have offended my brothers and sisters just now, please forgive me .”
The air side glanced at him first, and looked him up and down carefully.Seeing that the people in Shen Mengzhuang looked decent, compared to those just now, they were quite polite, and half of their anger was relieved.Holding a banana, he gave a cold snort arrogantly, as a promise.
Shen Mengzhuang heaved a sigh of relief, stood on the spot and took a few steps, then slowly said: "In other words, since Pangu opened up the world, there is a fairy stone on Dongsheng Shenzhou, which absorbs the essence of the sun, moon, heaven and earth, and bred a The stone monkey is called Sun Wukong."
"Little monkey, how old are you this year?"
Kong Kong chewed a banana and glanced at it, snorted proudly, crossed his legs, and said, "This guardian is about [-] years old this year, you little dolls are so rude! This guardian has lived to such an old age, what is so weird?" I haven’t heard the story, but you have the nerve to use those old sauerkraut serial stinky stories to fool Ben Guardian? Huh! Shit! It’s all shit!!”
Ye Zhen Zhen saw that he was complacent and acted like an old man, she couldn't help laughing, she reached out her hand to stroke his hairy head, and said: "Then sister will tell you a... um... an unusual story. The story is like this... ..."
Ye Zhen Zhen coughed solemnly, and then began to tell stories vividly.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who entered a sect of self-cultivation out of nowhere...
"Why are you so confused? Is the girl stupid?"
"No, she doesn't remember the past."
"Oh, that's a silly girl."
"Don't interrupt me, listen carefully."
The people in that sect treated her very well. The senior brothers all liked to play with her. Although some senior sisters didn't like her very much, most of them were still very good and took good care of her.
"Why doesn't senior sister wait to see her? It must be because she often tells a bunch of spicy rabbit head stinky stories!"
"Little monkey, can you listen to me obediently?"
"……………………"
She often jokes that she must be a person favored by the heavens to have such great luck and to meet so many good people.
She vaguely remembered that she was in her teens, she had her own sword, and the master gave her the name "Wangyou". She thought that the master wanted her to forget the worries of the world and focus on enlightenment.She thought that anyway, she didn't remember the past, but there are still relatives in the world, and it doesn't matter if there are unfulfilled wishes, it can be regarded as worry-free.
There are many talents in the sect, but she is close to only a few.One is the elder brother, but she actually posted it by herself, because the elder brother is good-looking and has a good temper, especially when he smiles.The other female disciples also liked to talk to him, and would always find various excuses to want to be alone with him, and they were satisfied even for a moment.
In addition to the female disciples, the senior brothers also respect him very much. The senior senior brother has a profound cultivation base and extraordinary ability. I heard that she was already very famous before she entered Cangxuan. Together with that senior brother Meng Qingyang, they are called "Cangxuan Shuangmeng". Only very powerful people can call it that, it must have become famous at a young age!
However, I also heard that the eldest brother is much older than her, and she is not very clear about how much older.But she knew that Master valued him very much, she could see it without others telling him.Every time the master saw everyone, he had a straight face, more poisonous than the sun, and with the goatee on his chin, he was really a piece of cold wood.But when he was talking to the eldest brother, his expression was much more kind, not like a master, but like a father.Sure enough, everyone likes a good-looking and outstanding person like Elder Brother.
Besides the big brother, she also likes to play with a senior sister.It's just that unlike the senior brother, this senior sister always doesn't like to talk to her at first.She is very cold and has a sense of distance. Whenever she sees her, people will mistakenly think that she is sitting on the ice and shivering with heavy snow in the twelfth lunar month.
Originally, she thought that everyone was from the same school and had a harmonious relationship, so she would always be kinder, but this senior sister was too indifferent, and she wanted to give up.But suddenly one day, she was made things difficult by several senior sisters, and this senior sister Leng actually helped her for the first time. It is a great favor, as the saying goes, "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring", not to mention that the kindness of a drip of water from a senior sister is rare in ten thousand years.So she must treat her senior sister well, and she won't be able to shake her off.
There is another one who is quite special. In contrast, she posted the senior brother and senior sister Leng on her own initiative.But this senior brother came here by himself, earnestly asked about her health, and took care of her every little thing.At first, she was a little shy. People treated her so well without asking for anything in return, which made her a little uneasy, and she always felt that she owed her senior brother.But over time, frequent contact made her a little anxious.She can vaguely feel the brother's heart, but she really can't answer, she can't give what he wants, so she is a little worried about this sincere concern.
The little girl began to worry and forget...
Time flies by like a fleeting moment, and she has grown into a big girl in a blink of an eye. If it were an ordinary mortal, her wasted life would be so wasted.But until that day, she suddenly thought of Master's words, and her mind turned back and forth, how could she forget it, she had a person she liked very much, how could she forget it?
I can still remember that he just came to Anxu Peak that year.
In the long summer, there is a cool breeze, and Anxu Peak is full of smoke and willows. A group of newcomers gather under the tree to talk and laugh loudly.She and her brothers and sisters came out of Tantai Hall and went down the long steps.
The daylight was dim, she followed behind the crowd, and vaguely saw a thin figure standing in the crowd, quietly, lowering her head and not speaking to others.Leaning against the big willow tree behind him, the cool wind blew the wicker across his face.He also just quietly and gently brushed off the restless wicker, and brushed the broken hair on his forehead.
Turning around suddenly, one could clearly see a pure and immature face, like uncut jade in the rough, flawless.Seemingly seeing so many people for the first time, he was a little surprised, opened his eyes wide and looked in her direction and blinked ignorantly.
She met his gaze and waved to him warmly.He looked like a frightened deer, or rather, he looked like he was flattered.
Instead of waving to her, he used another deeper and more touching way to convey his joy to her.
The sun was strong, the breeze was blowing the weeping willows, and the sleeves of his clothes were fluttering. He smiled at her brightly.His eyes were bent into a crescent, and he tilted his head and grinned, brighter than the sun.
Suddenly, for the first time, I felt the feeling of accelerated heartbeat, and there was a pounding in her chest, as if an old man was anxiously knocking on the door of her heart, standing outside the door and shouting hoarsely: "Hey! Little girl, you The gift from you fell from the sky, come out quickly!"
She came out of the door, and... so far it was out of control.
Outside the door, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the whole sky is bright.
My heart admires you like a deer adores a brook, however, however.
His spring is someone else.
Obviously she came first...
"Little monkey, do you think all the good luck has been spent, and only bad luck is left? How can she compare to his spring? It is such a beautiful existence, a god-like existence, how can she compare to it?" What? How do you compare..."
Ye Zhen Zhen rested her cheeks and stared at the ground under her feet, muttering to herself.
Kong Kong rolled his eyes and watched her finish eating the banana in his hand, threw it over unceremoniously, and said cursingly: "Bah bah bah, sour and rotten egg bullshit story!!! I don't understand, bah bah bah, vomit, vomit !!!”
Ye Zhen Zhen was so angry that her face turned blue and red, she stepped forward and pinched Kong Kong's face, and said angrily: "Little monkey, you have lived such a long life in vain!"
Seeing this, Zhou Bufan also stepped forward, and the two of them pressed Kong Kong on the stone chair and rubbed it round and flat.
Kongkong let out an irritable roar, the sound was deafening, and then he grabbed the banana peel and smashed it frantically.
Under the attack of the storm, the two were defeated and obediently retreated to the side.
Zhou Bufan pushed Leng Shanlan out and said, "Third brother, it's your turn, you have to hold on!"
Leng Shanlan rolled his eyes at him, walked over slowly holding the Demon Slayer Sword, looked at Kong Kong coldly, and said, "Listen well."
Seeing her full of posture, Kong Kong thought she was some kind of supernatural being, hiding some extraordinary and rare story, forgot to chew the banana in his mouth, stared at her blankly, and nodded earnestly.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!"
Leng Shanlan took a deep breath, looked at him sideways, and then said something.
"I want to kill the devil."
…………
"……………………"
"???????"
"!!!!!!!!!"
"?!?!?!"
Kong Kong opened his mouth and experienced the above emotional changes.Question marks and exclamation marks were intertwined all over his head, and the bananas in his mouth fell out.
"Are you playing this guardian as a monkey?! I-want-kill-mo, four words before and after, you say this is a story??? The poop that this guardian pulled last night was longer than this!! Vomit vomit!!!"
Kong Kong angrily grabbed a banana peel and threw it at random, Leng Shanlan dodged lightly, and the Demon Slayer Sword was full of purple energy, leaping in the air, flashing around Kong Kong's sword light.
After a while, the Demon Slayer Sword returned to its sheath, and Leng Shanlan walked back to his original position leisurely.
Everyone looked and saw that a large piece of hair on Kong Kong's body had been shaved off, making it into the shape of a banana.
Kongkong lowered his head and saw his trimmed monkey hair, he was so angry that he screamed, and when he was about to explode, Shen Mengzhuang hurried forward to clean up the mess.
"It's a fate to meet thousands of miles away, little monkey, Shen has a little story, although it can't guarantee your satisfaction, but it's a gift to meet you when you say it. I have offended my brothers and sisters just now, please forgive me .”
The air side glanced at him first, and looked him up and down carefully.Seeing that the people in Shen Mengzhuang looked decent, compared to those just now, they were quite polite, and half of their anger was relieved.Holding a banana, he gave a cold snort arrogantly, as a promise.
Shen Mengzhuang heaved a sigh of relief, stood on the spot and took a few steps, then slowly said: "In other words, since Pangu opened up the world, there is a fairy stone on Dongsheng Shenzhou, which absorbs the essence of the sun, moon, heaven and earth, and bred a The stone monkey is called Sun Wukong."
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