My celestial master's underworld circle of friends

Resigned to his fate, he got up from the bed and floated towards the bathroom like a wandering soul, fifty bowls of beef noodles...

Fu Xining touched his nose with a smile in his eyes.

"Gary Ridge and what?"

Seeing his footsteps paused, Lin turned his head and looked at Fu Xining strangely. He forgot the agreement he just made just now?real or fake.

"Meat floss, tenderloin and meat floss." It would be a fool not to take advantage of it!Lin Jian replied quickly.

Fu Xining nodded, picked up his clothes from the table and went out. Seeing that Lin was following behind him, sending Fu Xining out of the dormitory gate, he really believed that Fu Xining went to buy him breakfast!

Lin Jianzhang Er couldn't figure out whether the brain circuit of this golden thigh is different from that of ordinary people. He clearly agreed that he would be responsible for three meals a day, but he rushed to do it. This master really doesn't understand the world of ordinary people.

After Fu Xining left, Lin Jian slowly brushed his teeth and washed his face. Seeing his chicken coop head like a weed in the mirror in the bathroom, Lin Jian showed a weird smile covered in toothpaste foam, even he himself disliked it, Fu Xining I can actually touch it.

Cleaning himself up, Lin Jian finally thought of his paper figurine friend the moment he saw the scissors on the desk.

Looking at Xiaohe who was pressed under the paperweight and couldn't move for the whole night, Lin felt a little guilty.

"Hahaha, Xiaohe, you've been so good these two days, I'll make your body right away, and then burn the best incense for you!" Lin Jian saw in Xiaohe's eyes that looked like a heartbroken man, his laughter became weaker and weaker, "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I promise I won't be an example, and I will never leave you alone like this in the future."

Lin Jian hadn't finished speaking when the phone rang.

He just came to Lincheng, this mobile phone number is new, not many people should know it.

"Hey?"

"Boy Lin, I finally got through to you. Come to my office quickly, something serious happened!" An anxious male voice came from the phone.

Lin Jian took the phone away from his ear and glanced at the caller ID, who is it?Dare to call my master Lin boy!

"Old Xu?" Except for the old man, there was only the mentor who relied on the old to sell the old, calling himself Lin Xiaozi one by one.Lin boy is Lin boy, better than Xiao Linzi.

"What old Xu, I'm your mentor! You should call me teacher! Forget it, my lord has a lot, so I don't care about this with you. You come to my office right now, and you will die later!" Lin saw and heard Dean Xu on the other end of the sentence kept panting heavily, not the panting after exercise, but shortness of breath caused by fear or nervousness.

Lin Jian suddenly became serious, "Okay, I'll come right over. Don't leave the office now."

Seeing that he was about to leave as soon as he took the backpack on the bed, he suddenly remembered something. He walked back to the desk, picked up the scissors, and made two clean cuts, and an unattractive villain appeared in front of him.

Ruthlessly, he bit his nails and tapped a little between the villain's eyebrows.

"Lighting from the heavens and the earth, the sun rises in the east, and the spiritual blood is the guide to enlighten you." The red light between the eyebrows of the paper figurine loomed, and then two red dots appeared on its face, and the red dots moved, as if two eyes blinked one time.

"Xiaohe, I'm sorry, saving people is like putting out a fire. Just make do with this body and stay in this body for a while, and I'll make the best for you when I come back!" Lin Jian ran out with his bag in his hands.

The red light between the eyebrows of the paper figurine slowly spread to the limbs, and after the red light filled the whole body, it slowly subsided.Xiao He moved his limbs, woo woo woo, he can finally move!

Blinking his little red eyes, he raised his hands to have a look, then lowered his head to look at his legs, the face made of white paper actually showed a look of horror.

He ran to the bathroom as fast as he could.

"Ah!" The ear-piercing screams of children sounded in the graduate dormitory of Lincheng University, and a small crack was abruptly shaken by Xiao He's screams in the mirror in the bathroom.

What did he see in the mirror!A head made of an irregular circle, with a large drop of irregularly shaped blood covering half of the face, the body is not a triangle shape, one hand is long and the other is short, one is thick and the other is thin, and the legs are still OK, but there are still differences.

He actually lives in such a body, Xiaohe really wants to crash his head against the mirror, his handsome, young and handsome face~

Just when Xiao He had nothing to love and was thinking about a thousand ways to die without pain, the sound of footsteps suddenly appeared in his ears. Xiao He was startled and was about to hide, but found that his neck had been pinched.

Fu Xining held the breakfast in his left hand, while the middle finger and ring finger of his right hand clamped Xiaohe's neck.

"Well, it's so ugly." Fu Xining looked disgusted.

Xiaohe exploded on the spot, "You're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly, you two bastards, shameless, showing affection to children!" No matter what kind of monster he is, he doesn't want to live anyway , living in such an ugly body, might as well die.

"Child?" Fu Xining picked up Xiaohe and shook him, "What about you?"

"Of course! I was only seven years old when I died. Of course I was still a child, and I can still celebrate Children's Day!" Xiao He said confidently, hey, yes, he was already dead.

Xiao He blinked his eyes, he felt that it was even worse for him to suffer this kind of punishment after he died.

"Wow..." I burst into tears when I didn't agree with each other.

Fu Xining looked at the ugly paper figurine who couldn't cry, his temples twitched.

"do not Cry."

"Wow wow wow..."

"I said stop crying."

"Wow wow wow wow..."

Fu Xining took a deep breath, turned on a faucet, "If you cry again, I'll help you take a bath."

The crying stopped abruptly, Xiao He glanced at the faucet, his body trembled, the water was so urgent, his body was broken, and he would fall apart if he flushed, although his body was ugly, but it was so good that he could use it, he didn't want to Stay still for another day.

"Enough crying, tell me where Lin Jian went?" Fu Xining turned Xiaohe over and over again. The day before yesterday, because of surprise and bad mood, he didn't study this paper figure carefully. Looking at this paper figure now, it's amazing. Actually as the residence of the soul.

Xiao He's body couldn't stop trembling. He could see that Fu Xining was curious about him. He wouldn't dissect himself. Although he was just a piece of paper and there was nothing to dissect, he didn't want his head and limbs to be torn off either. research.

"I know where Lin Jian is! I'll take you there!" No, he wants to go to Lin Jian's side right away. Xiao He can feel that when this monster is by Lin Jian's side, at least its aura is gentle.

Xiao Linzi, help!

☆、Chapter 21

When Lin saw Dean Xu's office, Dean Xu was anxiously pacing back and forth in the room. When he saw Lin Jian, he hurried up to greet him. His eyes were more excited than seeing his own mother.

"Oh, boy Lin, you've come!"

Lin Jian looked him up and down, um, the flesh on his belly was one centimeter thicker than the last time we met, and the area of ​​the Mediterranean Sea on top of his head was enlarged again, shiny and shiny.

"Old Xu, aren't you very well, your face is full of red, and you have lost two hairs besides your hair." Seeing "tsk tsk" twice, Lin continued: "I said that your hair could have been shaved long ago, there is no middle, but the surrounding area There is still a circle, which makes people feel uncomfortable."

The corners of Dean Xu's eyes twitched, the man's words were still as unpleasant as ever.

"I'm not joking with you, come with me, I'm waiting for your help!" Dean Xu didn't care about educating Lin Jian, respecting the teacher, and grabbed his arm and walked out.

When the two reached the stairs, they happened to meet Fu Xining who was holding breakfast.

When Fu Xining saw the anxious Dean Xu, a gleam flashed in his eyes.

"It seems that you are in a hurry, so I won't delay, your breakfast." As he spoke, he handed over the paper bag in his hand.

Lin Jian's eyes lit up, and he took it quickly. His slender fingers slid across his palm, and the coolness from his fingertips caused his ears to tremble slightly.

"There's still sweet milk in the bag, it's still warm, drink it while it's hot." When Fu Xining spoke, his eyes didn't move away from Lin Jian for a second, which caused Dean Xu to mutter in his heart, he's really busy this year Unfortunately, none of the recruited students took him seriously as a mentor.

"A Ning, you are really a good person." Lin Jian once again firmly attached the label of "good person" to Fu Xining.

Fu Xining chuckled twice before turning his head and nodding to Dean Xu as a greeting.

Dean Xu quickly responded with a smile, alas, this is not recruiting a student, obviously an ancestor was invited back, but there is no way, Mr. Fu wants to follow you to study in graduate school, and he can push people out.One must know that as soon as the news of this student becoming him came out, those colleagues who usually had their eyes on top of their heads said a lot of acid words in the open and in the dark.

No matter what he said, he stepped on shit luck. Mr. Fu already has a master's degree in management from Columbia University, and he was just looking for him to relieve his boredom.Dean Xu said what you like to say, anyway, he can't get away with the title of Fu Gongzi's teacher, so he is not convinced and singled out!

"By the way, Aning, there is a paper man in my room who can talk. Don't be afraid, he is not a bad guy. Take care of him when you have time. I have something to do now, so I'm leaving first." Lin Jian said as he walked.

Fu Xining rubbed his nose, and swallowed the words "Can you take me with you?" He should not trouble his little celestial master, he can follow up by himself.

Xiaohe in Fu Xining's pocket was struggling frantically, making a "woo-woo" sound from his mouth, Lin Jian, take me, take me!I don't want to spend 1 minute with this monster!

Fu Xining took Xiao He out of his pocket, "Little Heavenly Master asked me to take care of you, so you don't have to stay in your pocket in the future." He stretched out a finger, "Grab it."

Xiao He was stunned, grab it?where?

Fu Xining frowned, muttered softly, "Things are like masters", and then put Xiao He next to his finger. Xiao He was caught off guard, and his first reaction was to wrap Fu Xining's fingers tightly.

"Yes, that's it." Fu Xining flicked Xiao He's head as if complimenting him, and then walked down the stairs.

Lin Jian was sitting in the co-pilot, and Dean Xu explained the cause and effect of this incident to him while driving.

"The accident happened to my secretary, Xiao Liu. Do you still remember the lacquerware you reminded me to pay attention to when school started? That day when you walked away, I asked Xiao Liu to throw it away. But I received a call yesterday and rushed to Xiao Liu's house When I was there, I saw the galloping horse lacquerware in his room."

Dean Xu smiled wryly and said: "Now he has completely lost consciousness. He only eats grass for three meals a day, and even walks on all fours. It's like... turning into a horse."

Lin Jian's brows were tightly frowned, he still had some impression of that lacquerware, there was a little yin on it, but it was definitely not to the extent of being enchanted, otherwise he wouldn't have just said a word and passed away.

The car passed through the downtown area of ​​Lincheng and turned into an ordinary mid-range residential area.

"Little Liu's house is on the sixteenth floor. Because of this incident, his daughter was sent to his grandmother's house, and only his wife is taking care of him."

The elevator went straight to the seventeenth floor. As soon as the elevator door opened, the corner of Lin Jian's mouth curled into a twitch. It seemed that "someone of the same kind" took the lead.

I saw that the security door on the sixteenth floor was covered with all kinds of strange-shaped talismans. The owner of the talismans probably wanted to paste them into a circle, but I don't know if it was because of the lack of height or other reasons. The circle was obviously not perfect.

Dean Xu stepped forward and rang the doorbell.

"Who is it?" A tired female voice came from inside the door, she opened the door a little, saw Dean Xu, and hurriedly opened the door.

"Dean, I'm really sorry, please go back and forth. In the morning, Professor Yang introduced a master, and he is showing it to Xiao Liu." The person who opened the door was a woman in her thirties and 40s, who was well maintained and knowledgeable. Molecular temperament is very easy to give people a good impression.

As she spoke, she invited the two of them in.

Mrs. Liu looked past Dean Xu and focused on Lin Jian.What happened in their house was not glamorous, and she even hid it from the neighbors. She didn't understand how a sensible person like Dean Xu would bring a stranger to their house at this time.

Dean Xu was about to introduce, but Lin Jian secretly held him down.

"Hi sister, I'm Lin Jian. My family has opened medical clinics for generations. Mr. Xu thought that there are some diseases that cannot be detected by western medicine at once, so let me come and take a look. I have a very strict mouth." Lin Jian As he spoke, he held up two fingers to make an oath.

Lin Jian's appearance was already easy to attract people's liking, plus it was brought by Dean Xu, so Mrs. Liu naturally had no second choice.In her heart, she and Xiao Liu are both educated people, and she is more willing to believe in the traditional Chinese medicine of the motherland than those who talk about it.

Dean Xu looked at Lin Jian's serious nonsense, and the corner of his mouth twitched, but he had no choice but to accept his fate and make things right for him.

"That's right, Xiao Lin's family is very knowledgeable, and ordinary people don't want to see it." Dean Xu said this, but in his heart he slandered that he really didn't want to show it to ordinary people, because it was only shown to extraordinary ghosts.

When Mrs. Liu heard this, she became even more enthusiastic towards Lin Jian.

At this time, the master introduced by Professor Yang happened to come out of Xiaoliu's room. He was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a dust whisk in his hand, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was a Taoist priest.

"Wuliang Tianzun. Female benefactor, the male benefactor in the room was indeed injured by Yin Sha, and evil spirits entered his body. And the culprit is this lacquerware!" The master wrapped the thing in his hand with a yellow talisman Placed on the ground, it was the galloping horse lacquerware that Xiao Liu brought back from Dean Xu.

A hint of surprise flashed in Lin Jian's eyes, is this master really capable?

No, the talismans he saw at the door just now, few of them were painted correctly, and the Taoist robes worn by the Taoist priests looked like Taobao goods.

Taoism is the same as Buddhism. Different Taoists wear different Taoist robes, and even the doorway is more complicated than that of Buddhism.Although Lin Jian is a descendant of leftist Taoism, he came from the same sect as the Daoist ancestor of the Sanqing period, and he also knows a little about Taoist orthodoxy. The pattern on the left cuff of this master is in the style of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, and the pattern on the neckline is in the style of Maoshan Mountain.

Mount Longhu and Mount Mao are the Taishan Beidou of Taoism today. If they were really Taoist disciples who dared to wear them like this, they would have been caught by the teacher and thought about facing the wall long ago.

But he did find out the reason why Xiao Liu was bewitched.

Is it blind?Lin Jian felt that his brain was not enough.

"It's this thing? Does the master have a good way to save it?" Mrs. Liu believed it at once. Her husband's illness was indeed caused by this thing after entering the house, and she vaguely remembered that when Xiao Liu brought this thing back, he was all smiles. , Said it was an antique, he picked up a big bargain.At that time, Mrs. Liu was thinking, this thing is so precious, and you are not a researcher of antiques, how could it be your turn to pick up the cheap ones.

Dean Xu tugged at Lin Jian's cuff, "Boy Lin, is the master better or you?"

Lin Jian rolled his eyes at him, "Master..." Lin Jian froze, looking at the man in Taoist robes, he suddenly felt that he could no longer look directly at the word "Master".

"Of course I'm good!" Lin Jian raised his chin and replied as a matter of course.

He is my student, I want to trust him.Dean Xu kept hinting to himself, but looking at the baby-faced Lin Jian, and then another master who was fully equipped and serious, Dean Xu sighed.

"Of course there is a way to rescue." The master waved his whisk and said, "As long as I open the altar here at dusk, I will be able to relieve the evil spirit on your husband."

Mrs. Liu was skeptical when she heard the words, "Then may I ask Master, what do I need to prepare?"

"The three animal wine rituals are indispensable, as well as silver utensils to drive away evil spirits. One kilogram of silver must be prepared."

Mrs. Liu wrote it down in her notebook and nodded repeatedly. Now she only has a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"Dean, Xiao Lin, I'm going to prepare something, so I won't entertain you. You can just sit around and call a nanny if you need anything." Mrs. Liu said apologetically.

Lin Jian rushed to answer the question before Dean Xu, "Mrs. Liu, go and do your work. It's the first time we see the master, and we admire him very much. We also want to chat with the master more."

Mrs. Liu nodded understandingly, and went out to prepare the things for opening the altar.

Seeing Mrs. Liu's figure disappearing at the door, Lin Jian turned his head to look at the master with reverence.

"Master, seeing you look like a fairy, dare to ask where is your teacher?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to [Moshang Baiju~Naihetian], [Emperor Watching the Moon], [Suwen], [Mint Leaf] for their nutrient solutions

Thanks to 【Happy】【White Owl·You Wan】【You repay the society for losing me】for mine~

☆、Chapter 22

The master obviously enjoyed Lin Jian's compliment very much. He stroked the Taoist robe on his body and said with a smile: "The poor Taoist comes from Huangfeng Mountain, and his dharma name is Huang Shu Zhenren."

He had a smug look on his face... Lin Jian scratched his head, why did he look so familiar.

If Fu Xining were here, he would definitely recognize the master's current appearance, which was carved out of the same mold as the usual Lin Jian's complacent appearance.

Huang Fengshan?Lin Jian went through all the famous Taoist sects in his mind, but he didn't find the so-called "Huangfeng Mountain".

Dean Xu tugged at Lin Jian, "Go and see Xiao Liu first."

Lin Jian nodded, regardless of whether the master is real or not, Secretary Liu's life safety is the top priority now.

The two got up and made a gesture to walk into the room.

Master Huang hurriedly stood up, "What are you doing?"

Dean Xu said with a smile: "Master, don't get me wrong. I'm Xiao Liu's boss. Let's go and see him. It's nothing else."

"No!" Master Huang flatly refused.

Lin Jian and Dean Xu looked at each other, with a look of doubt in their eyes. Even a doctor has no reason to stop the family members from seeing patients, let alone a master who doesn't know the truth.

Master Huang coughed dryly, and said solemnly: "Although the evil spirit in Benefactor Liu's body has been suppressed temporarily by this master, but this evil spirit is very cunning, if the two of you are accidentally infected..." He said to keep half of it, and a pair of eyes. Unfathomable appearance.

Lin Jian rolled his eyes, and played with the axe, which was a terrific trick.

"Master, don't worry, I'm a doctor and I can protect myself well." Saying that, before that Master Huang could react, he rushed into the room with lightning speed.

A strange smell rushed out from the door, Lin Jian couldn't help covering his mouth and nose, and took two steps back.This TM is a place for people to stay!

After only two breaths, Lin Jian felt dizzy and nauseated in his stomach.

Master Huang Shi Shiran passed by him, and walked into the room leisurely, "I told you all, don't come in casually. This is the wonderful fragrance of the fairyland, which suppresses demons and exorcises evil spirits, and is the most precious treasure in the world."

Wonderful fragrance from Yaochi?You say that, does the Queen Mother know?

Lin Jian didn't believe a word of Master Huang's nonsense.However, he was sure of one thing. Although this Master Huang seemed unreliable, he was quite capable. Just now he suppressed his nausea and glanced at Xiao Liu who was lying on the bed. It was also suppressed by the so-called "Jade Lake Wonderful Fragrance".

That being the case, Lin Jian became interested. He wanted to see what Master Huang could do.

Playing with the mobile phone, the waiting time passed quickly. Mrs. Liu worked hard and finally got everything ready before dusk.

Master Huang seemed very excited, and turned around the command of the crowd with a look on his face.

"Xiao Linzi, go and wash this pig's head and put it in the middle of the table, behind the incense burner." Master Huang said as a matter of course, pointing to the bloody pig's head just bought from the slaughterhouse.

Let him wash the pig's head? !This Master Huang has such a big face, who is he!Today, the only descendant of Zuo Dao, the upright celestial master, and the agent of the underworld in the world, Lin Jian counted his titles in detail, and raised his chin a little bit.

Just kidding, the pig's head is dirty, smelly, and bloody. How could he do such a thing with the hands he used to ward off demons, defend the way, and defend world peace.

"Xiao Linzi? Xiao Linzi?" Seeing that Lin Jian didn't respond, Huang Shu called out again.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the round-faced doll named Lin Jian has a slight sense of threat. Apart from farting, their intuition is quite accurate.

You are Xiao Linzi, and your whole family is Xiao Linzi!Lin Jian was so angry that he fell backwards, but now he is playing the role of a well-behaved heir of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, hold back!It can't be broken!

He clenched his fists loudly, forced a smile on his face, and was about to speak.

Mrs. Liu hurriedly said: "Xiao Lin is a guest, how can I let him do it. Aunt Wang, please go and clean up."

The nanny responded happily. Although Huang Shu wanted to stop him, he couldn't say that if you can't wash it, you must let Lin Jian wash it. He had to touch his nose and look for the next opportunity.

During the setting of the altar, that Master Huang made countless moths. Some of them were hidden by Lin Jian, and some were blocked by Dean Xu and Mrs. Liu. Master Huang's true origin, and he had to bite the bullet.

Like now.

After the altar was set up, Master Huang took out a yellowed scroll and hung it on the wall.

"This is Huang Daxian who has great powers, a compassionate heart, and is responsive to requests. Xiao Linzi, please offer incense to Huang Daxian." Huang Shu said with a smile.

Huang Daxian, Yao Chi Qixiang, Lin Jian looked at the so-called Huang Daxian in the picture scroll with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, which was somewhat similar to the real Huang Shu, and there was something in his mind that was ready to come out.

But before he could figure out the answer, a stick of incense was stuffed into his hand.

"Huang Daxian is the righteous god of heaven and earth. It's not easy to ask him to show his spirit. Mrs. Liu is a woman with a vicious air, which is not suitable. Dean Xu is old and has a weak vitality. It is not suitable for you. Only you, Xiao Linzi, are young Vibrant and full of vitality, he is the right candidate." Huang Shu said nonsense in a serious manner.

Is it not suitable for women and the elderly?If you go to the temples and Taoist temples all over the world, most of the people who pray to gods and worship Buddha are women and old people.All the gods and Buddhas in the sky have no objections, you, Huang Daxian, are so particular about it?

But looking at Mrs. Liu's begging gaze, Lin Jian really couldn't pretend not to see it.

He pursed his mouth, and he said goodbye, it's just a painting, so he should worship his old man.

Thinking of this, he took two steps forward, and when he was about to salute, a smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Lin Jian's mouth, yes, that strange smell is also called Huang Daxian, Huang Shu Weasel, it turned out to be a weasel ah.

He casually inserted the incense into the stove, and before this Master Huang jumped up angrily, he pressed his hands on Master Huang's shoulders, "Don't be angry, I invite you to eat chicken when it's over."

Huang Shu Mung Dou's eyes flickered with panic, and his eyeballs rolled around. He said with a dry smile, "I don't eat chicken."

"Oh? And there are weasels that don't eat chicken?" Lin Jian asked pretending to be puzzled.

Only then did Huang Shu give up, he really lost his horse.

Mrs. Liu and Dean Xu didn't know what they were going to say, what kind of weasel, chicken, it's almost six o'clock in the afternoon, it's time to open the altar.

"Master Huang, can we start now?" Mrs. Liu asked anxiously.

Huang Shu took a sneak peek at Lin Jian, seeing that he didn't intend to reveal his appearance, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, what are you afraid of, he is Huang Daxian, maybe that kid is still afraid of him!Huang Shu comforted himself and stood up.

"Let's get started."

Although the weasel is full of lies, it still has a little bit of ability. When three incense sticks are lit, the incense is sucked into the mouth and nose of the "person" in the painting, and then spit out again, transpiring into clouds and mist, lingering in the whole house.

The cloud grew bigger and bigger, and soon filled the room.The people in the room seemed to be deep in the smog of Xijing, and they could hardly see the figure of the person next door.

At this moment, Huang Shu transformed into the real body of a weasel, jumped onto the altar, put all the silverware on the plate into a palm-sized yellow bag, and then returned to the original position again, turning into a human body. Look at the nose and mouth, looking innocent.

Lin Jian rolled his eyes, and he knew that this weasel couldn't do anything good.

"Hey, you..." Just as he was about to speak, Huang Shu stopped him.

"One kilogram of silver is less than 4000 yuan. Is it not worth it for me to sell it once?"

"Then you can just ask Mrs. Liu if it's okay. It's normal to spend money to eliminate disasters." Lin was puzzled.

Huang Shu glanced at Lin Jian with a "children can't be taught".

"who am I?"

"Weasel." Lin Jian said bluntly.

Huang Shu was out of breath, "I'm Huang Daxian! Huang Daxian!" He took a breath and continued: "As a Daxian, how can I ask believers for money!"

Lin Jian looked at the righteous weasel, but was speechless.

"But Daxian also has to live. I want to finish this, buy a smartphone, and install WIFI in my small temple." Huang Shu smiled wretchedly.

While the two were talking, the galloping horse lacquerware on the ground suddenly stood up, "click" the patina on its body shattered, and a strong evil spirit radiated from it, at the same time, Xiao Liu, who had already calmed down in the room, violently Struggled up.

"Quick, hide behind the portrait!" Huang Shu screamed loudly.

Dean Xu, Mrs. Liu and Aunt Wang, the nanny, rushed to the back of the portrait after hearing the news.The steaming incense cloud centered on the portrait and turned into a giant weasel, protecting the three of them inside.

"Xiao Lin, come in quickly too." Mrs. Liu greeted hurriedly.

Lin saw that he threw the backpack to the ground, and two talismans appeared in his hands at some point, he turned his head to Mrs. Liu with a smile and said, "I'm going in, this Huang Daxian can't clean up this damn thing by himself."

As he spoke, he rubbed the two yellow talismans in the palm of his hand.

Countless thunder lights flew out of his palm and landed on the galloping horse lacquerware.

"Pululu" With a fart sound, a smell of ecstasy spread in the room.

Lin Jian was overwhelmed by this smell and almost swung in the wrong direction.

"Can you stop using this trick!" Lin Jian yelled at Huang Shu while covering his mouth with one hand.

Huang Shu patted his butt and roared back.

"This is the natal supernatural power of our clan! This is my most powerful move. It is very useful for exorcising evil spirits and suppressing demons!"

Lin Jian glared at him fiercely, he had a talisman in his hand, he couldn't cover his mouth and nose all the time, he gritted his teeth, and will settle accounts with you after this battle!

The author has something to say: In order to protect the peace of the world, for our common cause, well, just to cure my lazy cancer, I changed the fixed update time to before 09:30 in the morning.

I can't help but procrastinate when I update at night, and I feel wronged.

This chapter is an update on June 09rd, that is to say, there is another chapter in the morning of the 30th. I wrote it late today, and I will try to post it before [-]:[-] tomorrow...

Delayed three times to make up a chapter.

Feel so sorry, beat me with your little leather whip, the lazy cancer cells have spread, save me, cry/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

☆、Chapter 23

Mrs. Liu stared at Lin dumbfounded and saw streaks of dazzling thunder coming out of her palm, hitting the thick black mist.Is this the same as the shy little doctor with one "sister" just now?

Dean Xu was also dumbfounded. He knew that Lin Jian was capable. Back then when his niece ran into an evil, it was Lin Jian who solved it. But at that time, Lin Jian just took out a yellow talisman and melted it in the water, and asked his niece to swallow it. Those magic sticks are not much different.

But today is different, thunder during the day!Those streaks of thunder that were as thick as a baby's arm were not a joke. Dean Xu couldn't help but shiver when he looked at the tables and chairs that had been scorched black due to the slight touch of the thunder.

"Weasel, wrap this horse with your fart, just like you did to Secretary Liu." This evil spirit is overflowing, and it is too laborious to pack it up.

Huang Shu jumped up angrily when he heard the words, "This is the strange fragrance of Yaochi, the strange fragrance of Yaochi, you treat me like a fart, ah bah, it's incense, it's picked up, have you ever seen someone who can release incense anytime and anywhere?"

What time is it, still struggling with the issue of fart and incense, Lin Jian rolled his eyes, and he can see that this weasel can do one trick, fart, at most it can be a cover-up, and he has to rely on himself.

"The heavens and the earth are illuminated, the sun rises in the east, the sun's fine fire, the red light, the ground is a prison, and the universal light is unknown." Lin Jian recited the sky light bodhisattva mantra, while secretly cursing the weasel for setting the time for opening the altar at dusk, The sun is almost setting, where can he get help!

But this evil spirit is very strange, like a rushing river, it flows endlessly, it is finally cleaned up, and it is filled again after a while.

If all these evil spirits are hidden in the galloping horse lacquerware, then Lao Xu, who was the first owner of the lacquerware, would have passed away long ago.Therefore, Lin Jian guessed that the lacquerware played the same role as a door, and the real scary thing was behind the door.

The last ray of afterglow at dusk reflected from the large floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room, turning into streaks of red, slowly wrapping up the evil spirit.At this moment, the weasel finally prepared his fart.

"Pululu" was another burst of ecstasy. The yellowish gas quickly wrapped the lacquerware of the galloping horse. Back into the body of the galloping horse.

Once the lacquerware is trapped, the evil energy becomes water without a source, which is quickly eliminated by the sun's essence fire,

Lin Jian and Huang Shu looked at each other, they both let out a long sigh of relief, and they collapsed on the ground.

Huang Shu gasped heavily, muttering in his mouth, this time he lost a lot.Seeing that Lin covered his mouth and nose with his hands, he wanted to gasp, but he didn't dare to gasp, his face turned purple. He thought that he would be the first celestial master who didn't die under the hands of the demon, but was suffocated to death by himself.

"Can you open the window to get some air?" Lin Jianweng asked angrily.

Huang Shu glanced at him gloatingly, and said with a smile: "Sorry, my master's wonderful fragrance from the fairyland, it is its smell that works. If the smell dissipates, the effect of suppressing demons will be gone."

Lin Jiansheng collapsed on the ground helplessly, why is he so miserable, even body odor is fine, why is it the fart of a weasel...

Huang Shu got up from the ground, took down the scroll hanging on the wall, and wrapped the lacquerware tightly with it.

"This is my real body. The demons and ghosts in the world, as long as they are suppressed by my real body, no one can escape." He said triumphantly.

Lin Jian gave him a vicious look, this weasel actually tricked him into saluting his real body, what a big face!

Huang Shu laughed dryly, picked up the scroll wrapped in galloping horse lacquerware, and was about to stand up.

Lin Jian's hairs suddenly stood on end, a dangerous, never-before-seen dangerous breath came out from the scroll

"Get out of here!" Lin Jian yelled.

I saw a huge black palm piercing through the picture scroll, and came straight to Huang Shu.

Huang Shu was so frightened that his tail was exposed, and he ran away in a hurry. The weasel was extremely fast, but even so, the palm of his hand still touched his clothes.

The black palm retreated with one blow, and the galloping horse lacquerware also shattered into gravel after the palm disappeared.

"Are you okay?" Lin Jian stepped forward.

Huang Shu was in a trance. He glanced at Lin Jian and burst into tears.If it is said that Xiaohe is still a child, and crying is still a bit pitiful, then Huang Shu's appearance of crying in the skin of this wretched middle-aged man is speechless.

"My body is broken! Both of my bodies are broken, I'm so miserable!" Huang Shu held the scroll in his hand and cried with a sad face.

There was a big hole in the picture scroll, and where Huang Shu's body was touched by the black palm, there were small lines cracked, as if... as if the clay statue in the temple had been cracked due to age.

Lin Jian touched it with his fingers curiously, and the crack grew by one centimeter...

"Ahhh~" Huang Shu jumped up suddenly, regardless of whether it would be exposed, and instantly changed back to the appearance of a weasel, then put his body into the picture scroll, folded it into a small package, hung it on his body, and thought Go out the door.

Lin Jian didn't want to just let him go.With one hand, he picked up the soft flesh on the weasel's neck, and brought it to him.

"The man's money is spent with others