Joy is not a cure for disease

The autumn harvest in Lujia Village has basically come to an end. Lu Pinghou gave the employees a few days off to let everyone have a good rest. He brought a few backbones of the marketing department to conduct market research on the sales of surrounding agricultural and sideline products, and prepared to forecast Download the next best-selling products, and then make a planting plan.

The people in the small villa were restless, and seeing that they were about to suffocate something, Zhou Hui had no choice but to send them all to the mountains.

Lujia Village faces the mountains to the west. When autumn comes, the mountains and plains are full of colors. In the eyes of these people, they are all wild and delicious~

Li Weilin led the crowd up a low mountain. There is a persimmon forest in this mountain. I don’t know when it was planted. In recent years, the persimmons can’t be sold for a price. When the persimmons are ripe, they fall from the tree and are picked up by wild animals.

After climbing halfway up the mountain, Zhang Xiujie couldn't do it anymore. Lu Haikong and Li Qiusheng dragged him to one side and pulled him up. Later, Li Qiusheng couldn't do it anymore, so Lu Haikong carried the two of them to climb up...

"I saw the persimmon tree!" Li Weilin shouted excitedly.

"Where? Where?" Zhang Xiujie and Li Qiusheng got off Lu Haikong and stumbled over.

There is a vast persimmon grove in front of me, which is full of ripe persimmons, and each plump persimmon hangs heavily on the branches, looking sweet.

Li Weilin did his part, jumped up a persimmon tree two or three times, caught a red and big one, picked it off with a little force, rubbed it on his body, and bit off half of it in one bite.

Li Qiusheng swallowed, and just about to imitate him and climb up the tree, Li Weilin hurriedly stopped him, "Hey! This tree is mine now! You go find something else!"

Li Qiusheng spat at him, picked a tree next to him, rolled up his sleeves and climbed up the tree trunk.

The persimmon tree was not high, so Li Qiusheng found a good place to stand on the branch of the tree, looking down at the surroundings, very excited~~ He untied the backpack he was carrying with him, looked left and right, picked the big and red ones, and picked them. After a while, the bag will not fit.

Zhang Xiujie yelled at him from below, "Throw one down for me!!"

Li Qiusheng picked a big persimmon and threw it to him, "Xiu Jie, pass me your bag, it's full."

Zhang Xiujie waved his hand at him while nibbling on the persimmons, "Don't pack all the persimmons, I'm going to pick some other mountain products later~"

Li Qiusheng became interested, "What else?"

Li Weilin laughed strangely twice, jumped down from the tree, his pockets were bulging with persimmons, he clapped his hands, and said to Li Qiusheng: "There's a lot of mountain goods, I'll fill my body with everything I can carry. Tell thieves not to leave empty space~"

"........."

A few people wandered around in the mountains, picking bunches of jujubes for a while, Li Qiusheng's teeth were so sour, and picking bunches of wild grapes for a while, Li Qiusheng thought the sweet and sour taste was delicious, so he picked a lot and stuffed them in his pocket...

"Look, wild mushrooms!" Lu Haikong found groups of wild mushrooms under the shadow of a bush, and ran over with them.

Zhang Xiujie squatted on the ground and plucked it randomly, "Hurry up! Pick more! Go back and let Zhou Hui prepare a small chicken for stewing~~"

"I like chicken stewed with mushrooms the most!" Li Weilin was about to squat down to help, but the persimmon in his pocket hurt his ribs, so he had no choice but to kneel to pick mushrooms.

"Stew your dick! Is it disgusting!" Zhang Xiujie turned his head and glanced at him, showing a contemptuous expression, "There is something wrong with you! Is it necessary to be so devout to pick a mushroom?!"

"You know a shit ball! This is the ultimate gesture of a professional mushroom picker!"

Li Qiusheng thought that picking mushrooms would get his hands full of dirt, so he squatted aside to watch them pick them, and ate some wild grapes by the way~

The three of them were picking mushrooms with their heads down, and Zhang Xiujie suddenly exclaimed, "Wow!" Everyone looked at him, and Zhang Xiujie was holding a huge red-bottomed mushroom.

Li Qiusheng stared, "It looks delicious~"

"You are crazy! This is a poisonous mushroom! This thing is old and overbearing! You can see Jobs in minutes!"

"Who is Jobs?" Li Qiusheng was confused.

"Father of Apple!"

"I still like persimmons..."

Zhang Xiujie lifted the poisonous mushroom to his temple, pouted and took a selfie.

"I want it, I want it too~" Li Weilin snatched the poisonous mushroom, took out a butterfly dao, drew two crosses on the top of its umbrella, and broke it hard, looking like a hidden flower.

There were bursts of snapping selfies in the woods, and Li Qiusheng sent Lu Pinghou a photo of himself wearing a poisonous mushroom.

Lu Pinghou received a message from Li Qiusheng as soon as he finished his work. He opened it and saw that it was a selfie with Duohua, a smug little insane person~ He is really more beautiful than a flower~

Lu Pinghou smiled evilly, and when he enlarged the picture and saw the true face of "Flower", he was in a bad mood...

Li Weilin's mobile phone received a series of fatal calls from Lu Pinghou, and as soon as it was connected, a lion's roar came from the opposite side, "Fuck you guys! Don't let Sheng Sheng play with you! Those are poisonous mushrooms! Sheng If something goes wrong with Sheng, I'll make you human pigs! Bury them in the poisonous mushroom bushes!!"

Li Weilin grabbed the poisonous mushroom, saved it, threw it away.

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Zhang Xiujie excitedly picked a bagful of wild mushrooms, he was still not satisfied, and stretched his claws into the darker woods.

"Don't move!!" Lu Haikong yelled at him.

Zhang Xiujie was stunned, "What are you doing, what are you talking about?"

"Snake!!" Li Weilin pointed at the back of Zhang Xiujie and yelled.

Zhang Xiujie's face turned pale, and he was about to turn over.

"Ahhhhhhhh!! Snake!!" Li Qiusheng and Li Weilin panicked.

"Ahahaha!! Snake!!" Lu Haikong was in high spirits.

Li Qiusheng and Li Weilin looked at Lu Haikong as if they were insane, buddy, are you overly frightened?

A thick brown mountain snake quietly crouched behind the tree trunk, its body blended with the surrounding colors, it was hard to be spotted, only two big round eyes, naked, staring at them maliciously .

Lu Haikong took out the strong flashlight he carried with him and shone it on the snake's eyes.The snake was blinded by the shake, and quickly dodged.Lu Haikong seized the opportunity, grabbed the snake's tail, used the power to open up mountains and ground, yelled, and threw the snake to the tree trunk.

The snake was foaming at the mouth and passed away...

Several people were stunned, and stretched out their paws to give some sparse applause.

Brother Hai is mighty! !

Zhang Xiujie's starry eyes, "Kongkong Ouba~ In order to thank you for saving your life, I decided to promise you with my body~"

Lu Haikong didn't bother to talk to him, so he picked up the snake and looked at it, "This snake is really fat~ Let Zhou Hui stew it later~"

Li Qiusheng oh oh twice, "I haven't eaten snakes yet~"

Li Weilin became more courageous, and he stretched out his hand to poke the snake that rolled its eyes, "It's just right~ stewed with wild mushrooms~"

Lu Haikong found a branch, tied the snake in a knot, and tied it to his shoulder.

Several people searched for a lot of mountain goods, and walked down the mountain in a leisurely manner.

Zhou Hui had just finished washing his clothes, and was about to hang them on hangers in the yard.

Li Weilin drove the car all the way over and parked the car on the side of the road.Lu Haikong carried the snake and ran over to show Zhou Hui.

"Weekly meeting! Take a look~~"

Zhou Hui put down his clothes, wiped his hands on the apron, and watched Lu Haikong leave the snake on the ground.

"Wow~~ What a fat snake." Zhou Hui squatted down, stretched out his hand and squeezed the snake's belly, "It can be half braised and half stewed in soup..." Before the words fell, the snake suddenly sprang up, opened its fangs and bit Zhou Hui's neck go.

I don't know who snorted contemptuously, the snake suddenly had an ominous premonition...

There was a red light in Zhou Hui's eyes, and he swung the knife at a speed invisible to the naked eye, hitting the snake seven inches away, and the snake's eyes rolled over.

Zhou Hui clapped his hands, "You guys go wash your hands and hang your clothes to dry." After speaking, he picked up the snake's tail and walked towards the kitchen.

There was a long trace on the ground...