Joy is not a cure for disease

Li Qiusheng spent the happiest night, but before the happiness was warmed up, he was ruthlessly picked up from the bed before dawn.

Zhou Hui has always been one-sided. In order to cultivate his prestige, Lu Pinghou has never interfered with his decisions, and sometimes even fully supports him.

Li Weilin and Lu Haikong brought a bunch of outfits and took a few people to work in the fields.

They are going to the fields to break corn cobs.

The crops in Lujia Village are all harvested by large-scale harvesters, but some places are remote and narrow, and the harvesters cannot go in, so they can only be solved by manual coolies.

Li Weilin first led them to a lawn surrounded by iron nets, where a few sheep grazing were scattered here and there.

Several people jumped out of the car, hid in a bush and looked into the iron net.

"What are these?" Li Qiusheng had never seen a sheep.

"Sheep, have you never seen a sheep?"

Li Qiusheng scratched his head, "I've only seen ripe ones before, not raw ones."

Lu Haikong collapsed, "This is alive! It's alive!"

"Oh, that's right!"

Yang Beibei pouted, "What are we doing here? Aren't we breaking corn?"

"Hey~" Li Weilin quietly took out a loudspeaker, "Just wait and see~"

Li Weilin turned on the loudspeaker and yelled at the sheep, "Wolf is coming!!"

The flock was startled in an instant. They ran in all directions and collided with each other. Some simply fell to the ground straight up, stretching their legs and pretending to be dead.

Several bastards laughed, only Lu Haikong burst into tears...

The uncle looking at the sheepfold chased him out holding a steel fork, "Li Weilin!! It's you again!"

"Run!" Li Weilin led the crowd back into the car, stepped on the accelerator and got out before they were all in the car.

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Li Weilin parked his car in front of a small dirt slope and led the crowd up the slope on foot.There is a cornfield on the slope, and Lu Pinghou is a master who catches the meat and grabs the dough. As long as there is a little open space, he has to plant something.

Li Weilin distributed the outfits to everyone.

Yang Beibei took the peaked cap and a peony flower quilt with a red background that was left over from Lu Haikong's cotton quilt, and twitched the corners of her mouth...

"What is this thing for?"

Li Weilin gave everyone a demonstration. He put on a peaked cap, then covered his head with the same calico cloth, tied a bow under his nose, and put on big sunglasses. He was a traitor who broke into our army.

Zhang Xiujie pissed with a smile, "Ahahahaha! Stealing mines!"

Li Qiusheng didn't want to dress up like this, Li Weilin advised, "If you don't want to be bald, you'd better follow my method."

Li Qiusheng recalled the painful experience of tanning his bald skin, and felt that his skin was aching, so he obediently put on the floral cloth...

Others followed suit.

Li Weilin put on labor gloves, sneaked through the cornfield, crackling the corn...

Li Qiusheng was puzzled, and asked Zhang Xiujie, "Why did we sneak around?"

Zhang Xiujie tutted his head and shook his head, "It's the easiest place for meddlesome things to happen in the crop fields~"

"What's the matter~?" Li Qiusheng's gossip eyes widened, his curiosity was beyond words.

Zhang Xiujie laughed cheaply, jumped up suddenly, and grabbed Li Weilin's neck, "Let's show them the pickling in the cornfield!"

"He's dead~" Li Weilin was very cooperative and followed him into the depths of the cornfield.

"Yamai Butterfly~"

"Kaimo Ji~"

"One library, one library~~"

"Oh! baby! oh! yes!"

The swaying corn stalks are paired with bursts of yin and lang, the impact is particularly shocking~

Li Qiusheng was perplexed.

Lu Haikong collapsed, and quickly covered Yang Beibei's ears, "You guys are enough! There are children!"

Only then did the two monkeys receive their supernatural powers.

There are basically two stages of breaking corn cobs. At the beginning, there is a kind of pleasure of molesting women from good families. The background music is full of cheap laughter. As if, looking at the remaining unbroken corn cobs, each of them looks like a hooligan who has not been stabbed.

Hooligan: Miss Hua, are you so hardworking~

Li Weilin was so angry that he wanted to kill everything with one blow.

Li Qiusheng rubbed his belly, "I'm so hungry..." He has never done physical work, he was already hungry.

Yang Beibei broke a few pieces and ran away, digging up earthworms in the ground and dismembering them, having a great time playing.

Zhang Xiujie had died long ago, squatting on the side, half dead, gasping for breath.

Only Lu Haikong is still working hard.

Li Weilin saw that his momentum was greatly reduced, and quickly used his nirvana, calling Lu Haikong to pick up tools from the car.

"Do you think we won't have anything to eat if we don't give us snacks!? You underestimate the wisdom of the working people!"

They brought a small gas tank, a simple stove, and a cooking pot.

Li Weilin assembled these things three times, five times and two times. Lu Haikong put the cooking pot on the stove, poured two bottles of mineral water, lit the fire and covered it.

Everyone else gathered around.

Li Qiusheng was puzzled, "What is this for?"

"What are you doing? Of course it's boiled corn~"

Li Qiusheng curled his lips, he didn't like corn very much, but he was very hungry, and it would be a while before lunch, so he had to fill up first.

The water boiled quickly, and Yang Beibei picked up the corn they picked and was about to put them in the water, but was stopped by Lu Haikong.

"The freshly broken corn is still delicious." As he spoke, he ran not far away and broke a few, took them back and put them in the pot.

After a while, the sweet smell of boiled corn wafted away.

When the corn was cooked, Li Weilin took out a few chopsticks, skillfully inserted them into the corn cobs, and distributed them to everyone.

Li Qiusheng held up the corn cob and smelled it, feeling different from the previous ones, he blew on the fullest part, and bit down.

"It's so sweet~~ delicious!" Li Qiusheng's eyes widened, "It tastes different from what I used to eat!"

"Of course." Lu Haikong explained to him while eating, "The sweetness of the corn will be lost soon after it is broken, so it is best to cook it now."

"The original is like a ruler~"

Li Weilin quickly gnawed away one corn like a starved ghost reincarnated, and then stretched out his devil's claws to another.

Yang Beibei quit, "Ah!! Why are you eating so fast!"

"Huh!" Li Weilin smiled cheaply, "Let me teach you the ultimate secret of eating corn! A real corn harvester!" Then he ate corn like a typewriter...

"Ah da da da da da!"

Everyone followed suit, and there were bursts of weird chewing sounds from the cornfield.

After eating and drinking, Li Qiusheng picked his teeth with a toothpick, feeling that life is like a fairy.

Li Weilin: "Let's leave a basket, let Zhou give us some popcorn~"

Li Qiusheng was curious, "What is popcorn?"

"You haven't even eaten popcorn?! Tsk tsk, how can you watch TV without popcorn~"

Li Qiusheng really wanted to eat it.

Lu Haikong broke down, "Hey, don't mislead others, popcorn has to be made of special corn, and besides, it has to be dried before it can be used..."

Li Qiusheng expressed his disappointment...

"Okay!" Li Weilin patted his buttocks and sat up, "Hurry up and break it! Or there will be no food!"

Several people cleaned up together, and hurried to break the corn.

Li Qiusheng got started very quickly, and it didn't take long for a frame to be full. He touched the sweat on his face and felt a little itchy.

He took off the calico and scratched it, but the scratching became more and more itchy, and his face and neck burned hotly.

Li Qiusheng was startled, and quickly called out to Li Weilin, "My face is so itchy..."

Li Weilin clicked his tongue, "Just scratch it..."

He walked in and took a look, and choked back his words in fright. Li Qiusheng's face and neck were flushed, and upon closer inspection, there were still fine and dense small rashes...

"Damn!" Li Weilin held his face and looked around, "What's wrong with you?"

Others also came over, Zhang Xiujie took a look, "Isn't it allergic to something?"

"I don't know." Li Qiusheng didn't care about anything else, scratching non-stop.

Lu Haikong quickly grabbed his hand, "Don't scratch it, it will leave scars if scratched, let's go back quickly."

Zhang Xiujie echoed, "Yes, go back quickly, and then ask Dr. Kang to come and have a look."

Several people rushed to the small villa in a hurry.

Li Qiusheng rubbed his face with his collar bitterly, it was so itchy...

The author has something to say:

I also feel itchy when I write it... Goosebumps are coming out... Recently, the temperature difference is large and the virus is rampant, everyone should pay attention to the body, because the cold and fever are so stubborn... T^T