Hype Queen [Pseudo Fast Travel]

Many things have no right to speak without experience.

For example, the fight.

In the past, as a high-cold black technology genius girl, Xu Nuo looked down on keyboard warriors, thinking that most of them only made a presence on the Internet because they didn't do well in the three-dimensional world.One-sentence summary: Two-dimensional keyboard warriors are three-dimensional low-keys!

A three-dimensional person like her is more arrogant, and she doesn't even bother to fight online, okay, it's more refreshing to directly hack your computer.

However, this time when she really pinched it down, she realized: There are also masters among the keyboard warriors!

Many people in Nima are simply full of intelligence. They can flexibly use 5000 years of Chinese idioms and idioms, can export them into doggerel, and can stimulate your imagination with quasi-objects. It can make you feel bad about yourself Lenovo.

Hey~

After pinching someone online for a whole afternoon, Xu Nuo let out a wail.

Nima fighting online is definitely the most tiring thing in the world, bar none!

"Pinch! Pinch to death!"

Amber showed no sympathy for the sore hands and arms of the person in front of her, she was still staring at the computer and gnashing her teeth.

"..." A certain hype queen couldn't stand it anymore.

So, Zou Kong used his consciousness to communicate with the optical brain system in his mind: "Xiao Xi, you hurry up and hack the computers of those troublemakers for me."

【Yes Master. 】

The obedient little system cheered all the way.

It likes the remote black home computer the most, it's very exciting.

After a while, fewer people scolded Amber.

Fewer and fewer.

less and less.

less.

less.

.

In the end, all those who scolded Amber no longer appeared.

"Huh? They stopped?" Amber saw that she couldn't post any comments scolding herself.

"It seems so." Xu Nuo wiped away his sweat.

"Great." Amber was overjoyed, "Then quickly take advantage of this gap and scold each of them."

Promised, he fell down in front of the computer desk.

During dinner that day, Xu Nuo's hands were shaking.

It was rare for An Tianhou to be considerate, and picked up a spoon to feed her: "Hey, for the sake of being so dedicated to helping me fight, let me feed you."

dedicated?

Well, I'm just a personal assistant.

Xu Nuo was in a bad mood, tilted his head, and leaned on the opponent's shoulder.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Amber asked urgently in a low voice.

"I type too much and I'm sleepy."

"Then go home and sleep again." This is outside.

Although Amber is out of date now, she is a familiar face to all the people after all.Although this dining place is very hidden, and Amber has not been secretly photographed for a long time, but I am not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

"Sleep and go home." Someone closed his eyes and hummed.

"No! Go home and sleep!"

"zzzzzz~~~~~~~"

"..." Here comes the trick again.

Amber wanted to slap her head away.

But when she thinks of how she has done her best to help herself, especially helping herself to retaliate against those bastards, she is still quite moved. (Well, it's actually someone who has a perfect profile and can't bear to be disturbed.)

Just let her lie on her shoulders for a while.Amber thought so.

However, someone's head started...sliding...moving...

Slowly down from the shoulders - slide...

Along the neck, it slid to a certain softness, and by the way, it closed its eyes and rubbed sweetly on that softness.

"Hey!!" Amber slapped that dark head away, blowing her hair, "What are you doing?!"

Xu Nuo pretended to be dazed, as if he had just woken up: "Huh? What, what's wrong?"

"Huh!" Amber huffed angrily, picked up her coat and left.

"Huh? Wait for me."

A certain shameless person followed out of the high-end VIP box.

Back at the residence, Xu Nuo originally wanted to take advantage of the trend to flirt again, but received a message from the small system: [Not good master, you used the original name of the mistress for the fight on the Internet this afternoon... Now Weibo has been blocked. Various onlookers took over.They said they came to watch the lady swearing and swearing, and they all said that the beautiful ancient style of the costume queen had collapsed. 】

Xu Nuo expressed his satisfaction at Xiaoxi's early use of the title of "Mrs. Madam". He was having fun, and it took him a long time to get to the point: "Hey? What did you say? Her original name was used? Why didn't you remind me?"

【My fault. 】The small system is used to this kind of blame.

"Hey, forget it." Xu Nuo waved his hand, as if an adult doesn't remember the villain's mistakes, "The most important thing now is to find a way to remedy it."

【Yes, master, what should I do? 】The small system cooperates with 100 points, and immediately makes a sad expression.

Xu Nuo squinted: Did I create you just to make you ask me back?

The little system trembled in fright, and quickly thought: [Then master, I'll go and hack all those people's computers immediately! 】

Promise the black line: "The computers of so many melon-eating people have been hacked, which will attract the attention of the Internet/police."

[What should I do then? ] A certain department asked instinctively.

Someone made another eye shot.

A certain department trembled: [Then... then... I, I, I went to hack the Sina system?Make them unable to log in? 】

The poor child's heart trembled: "The master is not only Zhou Papi, but also Huang Shiren."Not only squeeze your physical strength to make money, but also control your thoughts (╥﹏╥)

"That's a good idea." Huang Shiren was finally satisfied with the system's idea, and at the same time pointed out, "Add one more, and erase all their previous comments."

【What? 】

"Just delete all their porn about Belle. You can hack the Weibo system directly, and it will come sooner. By the way, you have to screen them one by one. If you say she is bad, you should delete it. If you say she is good, just delete it." Don't delete it."

In this way, no black marks will be left, only positive comments will be left with rhythm, so that the people who eat melons will follow and bathe in the positive spring breeze.

【…】

The heart of the small system completely burst.

Well, there is no need to shut down and rest tonight.

Even if it is running on the Internet at the speed of light, it is an extremely huge project to screen and delete so many comments.

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you." Huang Shiren cut off his consciousness with a smile and went offline.Go to the kitchen and hug my wife: "Haney~ What kind of food did you buy today? Come on, let me have a look and see what I will make for you to eat tonight~~"

The small system is still dead in the virtual space Fisheye: MABI...