I may be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

"Why don't you go?"

The person in the carriage wondered.

The coachman hesitated: "My lord, this...there is Daqingshan in front of me."

"so what?"

"It is rumored that the mountain is full of monsters, big monsters, and people-eating people, so I dare not go there lightly." The coachman said.

"Then look, am I?"

A slender hand lifted the curtain of the car, and the coachman yelled: "Oh my god!"

A low taunt came from the car: "Hehe, mortals are really timid."

In the scene that the coachman saw just now, there was a handsome young man sitting in the car, but he had a fox head, and his slender eyes were shining with a frightening light.

The hair faded quickly and the human face was restored.It's just that a thick tail was exposed under the hem of the big red coat, and he didn't bother to hide it anymore.

"Big monster? I want to see how big it is."

He smiled amusedly, picked up a leaf and blew it gently, the leaf turned into a coachman, and drove the carriage automatically.

***

The carriage drove on the rugged mountain road and gradually entered the forest.Countless ancient trees hide the sky and block out the sun, and there are shadows in the deep place.

Xiao Yixi leaned on the soft pillow and closed her eyes to rest her mind, her eyelashes moved slightly for a moment.Something was watching him, but he didn't take it seriously.A wet and weird wind blew the car curtain, and he passed out before he could make a sound.

Out of the bushes jumped out several monsters with strange shapes. They were dressed in human clothes and chattering around the carriage.The leading pig spirit carried Xiao Yixi out and complained to his companions: "Hey... King Gulu's birthday is coming up again. This year's birthday gift is [-]% higher than in previous years. How can this be affordable?"

The dog demon is also full of bitterness: "Our brothers are all low-level goblins, who have no power or power, and their cultivation is not very good. They can only serve as slaves to those big monsters. Don't talk about King Gulu, the snake boss will crush you!" Isn't it easy for us to die?"

The spider spirit stepped forward to help lift Xiao Yixi up, checked and found that he was indeed a mortal, without the slightest bit of evil spirit, handsome and handsome, and his appearance was rare among fairies.The monster clan has always been that the higher the cultivation level, the better the appearance.

These goblins are used to being bullied, and they have no way to resist, they can only rob humans.Fortunately, God treats them kindly, if a beauty is robbed, it can be regarded as a job.

The youngest, a vixen, followed them with a pale face, twisting the corner of his coarse cloth in silence, with cold sweat streaming down his face.It's not that it doesn't want to make a sound, but that it can't make a sound at all.

The other monsters were unaware of the terrible coercion, but they clearly saw nine flaming shadows flashing behind the man.

***

Xiao Yixi kept silent along the way, letting these low-level monsters take him away.They walked around the foggy mountain forest, walked deep into the mountain along the silent mountain road, and finally put him down carefully.

There were thick woolen blankets on the floor, the room was hot and humid, and there was a disgusting sticky feeling on my body.The stove was still burning in such weather, and the low-level monsters couldn't stand the heat, so they had to endure it.

A shrill and feminine voice came from behind the hazy gauze, quite impatiently: "You scumbags are tired of work, where is the tribute? Where is the tribute! What are you doing with a mortal? The stew is not enough for the king to stuff his teeth! "

The pig demon was shaking like chaff, but its companion was shaking harder than it, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Chief, this, this...we really can't afford it! You are so pitiful..."

The cold eyes pierced through the gauze and stared straight at it, the pig demon tried hard to defend: "Ordinary people are not useless, he is good-looking and can be a slave for the king..."

"Forget it, forget it, a bunch of waste. The manager will tell the king, get out!" The snake demon on the bed scolded.

A few cowardly goblins left in a hurry, but the little fox hesitated to speak, and looked back at Mr. Snake's room from afar.It had a strange premonition that it might never see the Snake again.

The slender fingers opened the curtain, and the joints were covered with snake scales.The thick and long snake body slid down from the bed quietly, the purple-brown scales were sticky and wet.

"Is there a mortal who is so good-looking? That's right... When I eat him, he can be replaced with a beautiful human skin." The snake demon brushed away Xiao Yixi's messy hair, was amazed by that face for a moment, and popped out a sharp His nails scratched his throat.

A hand as strong as an iron tongs stretched out without resistance, pinching the snake demon's neck with incomparable precision!

The fragile throat that was squeezed by that hand rattled, and the 500-year-old snake demon was horrified to find that he couldn't break free.

"I heard that the gall of the snake demon is a very rare medicinal material, especially the gall of the snake demon that is more than a hundred years old. I don't know what is the magical use of the 500-year-old one?"

The young man in a big red robe looked at the snake demon with a low smile, a pair of fluffy fox ears on top of his head, nine big flame-like tails spread out behind him arrogantly, and a little vermilion was drawn out of the corners of his eyes.

"Take me to meet your king. Otherwise, I will drink you tonight."

The snake demon was pinched by his neck, and the lower half of his body was limp on the ground, not even daring to struggle.Such a terrifying monster stood in front of him, it was ridiculous that he was so ignorant and unconscious.From this, it can be seen that the opponent's cultivation base is so strong that there is no other way but to submit.

Xiao Yixi stepped on the tail of the snake and crushed it hard, the scales burst and fell off under the heavy pressure: "You are so brave to use his banner to do bad things!"

As for that little slob, Gulu, he can't do such a domineering thing like occupying the mountain as king and forcing all the demons to make offerings with his toes.As long as there is food to eat and a bed to sleep, Gulu will not care about the outside world.

The snake demon with its slender pupils rolled its eyes, and turned to kneel down at Xiao Yixi's feet tremblingly: "Yes... yes, please follow the little one this way, my lord..." The prestige in front of pigs, dogs and other monsters just now Nothing left.

Xiao Yixi is not afraid of the snake demon playing tricks.In the face of absolute power, any conspiracy is a joke.

The snake demon brought him to a cave, it was so dark that he couldn't see clearly inside, he could only feel the wind blowing, making the hairs on his back stand on his head.

"Your Majesty is resting inside, please." The snake demon pointed to the cave.

Xiao Yixi didn't turn her head back: "Get lost."

"Yes Yes……"

He walked in alone, and clusters of dim flames gradually lit up on the mountain wall.The cool wind blew on Xiao Yixi's face, carrying the stale smell of years.

How long has Gollum been here?He has always liked a warm and comfortable environment the most. How did he endure such a harsh place?There is only one explanation, Gollum is not willing.

Xiao Yixi decided to cook in person, cooking a braised snake section.Gulu must have never tasted the meat of a 500-year-old snake, so I just gave him a try.

The depths of the cave are actually full of gemstones and pearls, shining in the dark, and the precious light flows, reflecting the bluestone wall into a dream.

On the dais there was a hill of shining gold beads, and on the top of the hill lay a strange gray creature.It is as light and soft as a cloud, and its body rises and falls regularly with even breathing.

Xiao Yixi stepped forward to take a look, feeling very complicated.

He thought he had been abused, but he didn't expect this guy to sleep comfortably on the gold, and he didn't know what day or night it was.Xiao Yixi stretched out two fingers, pressed on Gulu's stomach, and rubbed it back and forth.

The two soft short hands instinctively hugged his fingers and pushed them outward, Xiao Yixi's face darkened, he pinched its tail and lifted it upside down.Gulu dangled between his fingers, but he didn't wake up.

Xiao Yixi picked out a pure gold bowl from the pile of jewels, with a ring of gems inlaid on it, and put Gulu into the bowl, which was just right.

Gulu collapsed into a ball, hugging himself in the bowl like a ball.

Xiao Yixi lowered her head and approached its round head softly: "If you don't wake up again, you won't have to come out of the bowl in the future."

Gulu stretched out two short hands to press the edge of the bowl, and barely supported himself.Stretching its waist (although it doesn't have a waist), it dazedly opened Black Dou's eyes, a bright and familiar red burst into the eyes, and it instantly woke up.

"I didn't do anything." It said cautiously, sitting upright in the bowl, with a very reserved posture.Running around and playing wildly is forbidden, Xiao Yixi is afraid that it will get hurt, so he always watches it.It fell asleep and woke up to find Xiao Yixi put it in a bowl, which is really not wonderful.

Xiao Yixi folded her arms and squinted at it: "Oh, really."

Gulu nodded with a serious expression: "Yes."

"How long have you slept, huh?" Xiao Yixi's tone was as gentle as before, but a little lower.So Gollum didn't see the hidden danger.

Gulu answered casually: "About ten years? Decades? I don't remember either."

Seeing Xiao Yixi's expression, it decisively decided to be frank and lenient: "Well, don't be angry."

"I didn't see you when I came here... I fell on a bush, and there were many orange fruits growing on it. The patterns were beautiful, big and fragrant, with thin skin and juicy juice. I just... I just..."

"There's no need to explain. Eat all of it, right?" Xiao Yixi held his forehead, as long as he couldn't die from eating, he would eat to death. This is one of Gulu's principles.

Xiao Yixi doubts that Gulu is Taotie's reincarnation, but it is indeed Lian's child and does not belong to any life.Therefore, it will not die from eating any harmful substances.

He knew what the fruit that Gulu ate was the dream fruit from the Dreaming Tree, which could cure insomnia, and he could sleep well just by eating a little.But where is Daqingshan?The aura is abundant and strong, all the monsters live and work in peace and contentment, and there are countless spiritual grasses and rare flowers. The power of the dream fruit grown here is not comparable to that of ordinary dream fruits.

A dream tree can bear at least a hundred fruits, and Gulu ate them all.Therefore, it fell asleep and dreamed for decades.

Xiao Yixi couldn't help scolding Lian in his heart, it must be intentional, he separated them when he came into the world, that's why Gulu landed in Daqingshan thousands of miles away from his territory, and he couldn't find it.

"Very hungry." Gulu stared at Xiao Yixi pitifully.

"Sometimes, I really suspect that you were transformed by gluttony." Xiao Yixi picked up the bowl, and said solemnly: "Actually, I can become like that, but it's hard to take care of it, and it will lose hair."

Now it's so lint-free and easy to clean.

"Let's eat braised snake section." Xiao Yixi said to Gulu.

Gulu was very excited: "Okay!"

Before reaching the entrance of the cave, there was a loud noise on the ground, and the gravel collapsed.Xiao Yixi didn't even lift her eyelids, and disappeared in place.

"You have become a fox." Gulu grabbed Xiao Yixi's hair and tried to climb up on his head, but was caught: "Be good, don't make trouble."

Even if he becomes a monster, Xiao Yixi is still a disaster, and his bewitching aura spreads out as if he doesn't need money.

"Like it?"

"Hmm..." Gulu rubbed against his arms.Xiao Yixi nodded its round head: "Do you want to catch snakes with me?"

Gulu was taken aback, it didn't really want to do it.

"I'll just wait and eat." It said honestly.

***

There is an open space in the depths of the green hill, and it is very lively at the moment, many low-level monsters are busy, carrying various tributes.The minions under the snake demon waved their whips and shouted at the monsters.These guys only have two or three hundred years of cultivation, but they can't be offended by those little monsters who can't even transform into a human form for decades or hundreds of years.

"Old man, hurry up! If you delay the king's birthday, will you pay for it with your life?!"

A hare spirit was whipped to the ground, and the gift wrapped in red paper fell apart.It hurried to pick it up, and was lifted up by a warm hand.

The baby-faced boy yawned as if he couldn't wake up, tears welling from the corners of his eyes.His complexion is fair and tender, and his appearance is very pleasing, but the coercion on his body covers the entire valley.

"It's my birthday, why don't I know?" Gulu muttered to himself, tiptoeing, holding a stone in his hand.

"Isn't it good for everyone to live in harmony and eat and drink?"

He said in confusion, only to hear a bang, and the minion holding the whip fell to the ground with blood on his forehead, convulsing endlessly.

"Who else?" Gulu glanced around.

The sensible minion immediately knelt down and shouted "King Gulu, spare me", but he kicked him away.

Gollum walked slowly to the silk-covered throne, thinking that the wooden chair was too cramped.He said to the trembling old peach tree demon, "Is there anything to eat, grandpa?"

Branches and leaves quickly sprouted from the skinny hands of the old peach tree, blossoming and bearing fruit, and a peach the size of a fist was lifted high above the head and sent to Gulu.Gulu took the peach and helped the old peach tree: "You don't need to salute me."

After eating a peach, Gulu finally regained his energy.He said to the monsters: "I'm sorry I slept for a long time, and I don't know anything about the outside world. But starting today, you are free."

He personally took action and beat up the subordinates of the snake demon and drove them out of Daqing Mountain. They will never be allowed to step into his territory again, otherwise they will be burned in red.

After Gulu exercised his muscles and bones, he ordered all the demons to take home the property they had collected, without making offerings.Except for food, protection fees are still charged.

"Okay, let's bury the pot and make a meal. Boil the water, and we will not get drunk today." Gulu said.

He looked at the sky, and it was almost time for dinner.

The demons didn't know why, but thanked him for driving away the thugs of the snake demon, they took out a huge cast iron pot, fetched water from the mountain spring, and repeated several times before it was filled.

All the monsters who can cook come to help, and they can finally have a good meal without looking at the face of the big monster.

Xiao Yixi dragged a long snake with its belly ripped open, and her clothes were not stained with dust.He didn't put away his ears and Nine Tails, and just walked over so generously.The snake was casually thrown on the grass. Looking at the scales, it was clearly the snake boss who used to dominate!

All the monsters were silent, looking at him in fear.

According to legend, there is a nine-tailed fox in the north of Dayin Kingdom. He is born with spirituality and is the head of all monsters. Why did he come to the mountains in the south?

Could it be, is it necessary to fight with their kings and compete for territory?

"Ah—let me introduce you." Gulu rubbed his eyes and said to the monsters, "This is my wife who hasn't been married yet."

Xiao Yixi raised her eyebrows in the twilight, madam?Didn't get through?

Gulu returned his gaze confidently, this is my king's territory!

It doesn't matter to Xiao Yixi, as long as Gulu is happy.Anyway, some things cannot be changed.

That night, Gulu satisfactorily ate the Braised Snake Essence, and all the monsters were lucky enough to share the meal, their cultivation improved, and they laughed until dawn before they dispersed.

Gulu ate and drank enough, and slept for too long, and now he has no sleepiness.He squinted his eyes to see Xiao Yixi wearing unlined clothes sitting in front of the bronze mirror combing his hair. His long hair was like a waterfall, giving him a sense of "quiet beauty" for no reason.

He couldn't help but said: "Big darling, you just obeyed my king and became my wife in the village."

The corner of Xiao Yixi's mouth raised: "Good king."

Gulu spitting, Xiao Yixi is so easy to talk today, there must be a conspiracy behind this!

"Then, let's accept some betrothal gifts first." Xiao Yixi leaned over as he said that, and Gulu smelled the quiet breath on his body, and said with a grin, "I heard that the vixen has... huh!"

Xiao Yixi simply blocked his mouth.

Afterwards, Gulu paralyzed on Xiao Yixi's tail, his eyes were empty.He thought about life for a while, and said to Xiao Yixi: "Madam, I will be responsible for you, let's pray to heaven and earth tomorrow." Xiao Yixi can wear her wedding dress again, which is very good.

Xiao Yixi pinched his serious round face: "How many times has it been, don't you get tired of being crooked?"

Gulu seems to have a strange obsession with Xiao Yixi's wedding dress. After several lifetimes, he has tried his best to marry Xiao Yixi, like a puppy protecting food.

Xiao Yixi was used to being skinny and shameless, so let him go, anyway, he looks good in anything, and he can also play some special games.

Daqingshan ushered in a grand happy event. Gulu, the king of monsters, married Xiao Yixi, a nine-tailed fox from the north, and there were lights and festoons everywhere.

In the festively arranged bridal chamber, Gulu carefully lifted Xiao Yixi's hijab, not knowing if it was because of becoming a vixen, he felt that his eyes became more charming and affectionate, like spring water rippling slightly.

"Ma'am, here I come!"

He rushed over, but was tangled up in a ball by Xiao Yixi's fox tail.

In the red candle shadow, Xiao Yixi gently hooked Gulu's little finger.

To tie the knot.

The author has something to say: I have been stuck for a few days and finally finished writing the article!

This is the first article in my life. There are many shortcomings. Thank you for your support. See you for the new article