Non-Human Egg Guide

Xiao Zhong obviously doesn't know the inside story, he is an honest monster, he thinks that male monsters can't give birth to children, and neither can men.It can only be a woman, there must be a uterus, and the child can come out.Although it is a good thing for the boss to have a child, this Mr. Yan is also a good person!

At that time, he even gave him a hand!With ability, Xiao Zhong has almost become Yan Xu's number one fanboy. While comforting him, he was also aggrieved: "Boss must have lost his mind for a while, and it was definitely the female monster who took the initiative. Mr. Yan, don't be angry with our boss." , the family must be harmonious, harmony makes money."

Yan Xu was stunned by Xiao Zhong's brain circuit, and he didn't speak for a while, he paused for a long time, and finally said: "Understood, thank you, then I'll go to Jing Qichen first. "

Probably because Yan Xu directly called out Jing Qichen's name, Xiao Zhong's branches and leaves trembled twice - they usually call the boss, and they call the boss or the president when they are out of the house, so they know their boss's surname It's just a scene, I don't know the full name at all.

"Okay, Mr. Yan, go slowly and be careful of the slippery floor." Xiao Zhong was already very happy to be able to talk to Yan Xu, and he would have something to talk to when his companions came back.

Although Xiao Zhong is also a monster, he is a dryad and has no spells. He just lives longer than other monsters.

And if you don't drink water for a long time, it will dry up.

Yan Xu thinks that the tree Xiao Zhong is very cute, with a hint of innocence. He has been to Jing Qichen's office last time and knows how to get there.Those who are familiar with the way will pass.

He knocked on the door, and Jing Qichen's voice came from inside: "Come in."

Jing Qichen was looking at the documents with his head down, without looking up to see who was coming, he said, "If you have something to say, talk now."

This was the first time Yan Xu saw Jing Qichen working seriously in the company. He was quite curious before, but now looking at him, he felt that Jing Qichen, who was serious at work, was very handsome, with slightly porridge brows and a handsome expression Face.It was the huge egg in his arms that destroyed his temperament.

Fortunately, Xiaodan saw Yan Xu, and immediately fell out of Jing Qichen's arms. Fortunately, Jing Qichen stabilized his figure and was not thrown to the ground by Xiaodan, otherwise it would be too embarrassing .

"Little egg is getting bigger and heavier. It seems that it can't be called a small egg, but it's more like a giant egg." Yan Xu hugged Xiaodan with difficulty, and at the same time talked to Xiaodan.

Xiaodan can already understand some words now, and it even jumped up and down when it heard Yan Xu's words, with a look of approval.

Little Egg: How handsome is Big Egg, it sounds more cowy than Little Egg, and it sounds better than Big Egg.

Only then did Jing Qichen realize that it was Yan Xu who walked in. He was a little surprised, but with a smile on his face, he went straight to Yan Xu, stopped Yan Xu's shoulder, kissed Yan Xu's temple, and asked, "You Why come here today when you are free and don’t call me in advance, I won’t line up so many documents at night.”

"Work is important." Yan Xu comforted, "At any rate, so many employees under your command depend on you for food. If you don't work harder and don't take the lead, how can you let your employees learn?"

Jing Qichen seemed a little aggrieved: "What do they study? They know to come to check in every day, and they usually have nothing to do. You don't know, they know how to fight one by one, and they can really help me with documents. That's all. Two or three."

That's true... Yan Xu didn't expect this.

When it comes to this, Jing Qichen is even more wronged, he still has no expression on his face, but what he said is not what his face shows at all: "There are documents from the human office every quarter. , I still have to write reports, make forms, and make PPTs every week.”

"Just don't do it." Yan Xu also didn't understand, anyway, Jing Qichen is only on the ancient phoenix, how can he make PPT for human beings like a wage earner?

Jing Qichen shook his head: "You don't know, human beings are very annoying, especially the group of people who are connecting with us. If I don't come over on time, they don't dare to come to see me, but they want to call me non-stop , Talking about how difficult it is for me to do, they are all low-level people, not officials, and the boss knows and scolds them."

"At first I thought they were pitiful, so I still gave them. Later, I was too busy and didn't give them several times, so they came to the company. Like quails, they kept shaking when they came in, and they almost cried when they saw it. "Jing Qichen sighed, "I really can't bear to see a group of old men with pear blossoms and rain, so I promised to go there on time in the future."

Yan Xu was speechless: "That's really hard work for you."

Jing Qichen sighed, probably because he felt that he was too talkative, and he really didn't look like the boss of Weiba.

It's worse than the big bosses of humans. At least those big bosses don't have to make reports in person. The main reason is that their subordinates are really useless, and they can't make forms, and they can't summarize PPT.

"By the way, you came here specially to see me?" It was the first time that Jing Qichen received the treatment of a family member, and now he was full of happiness.

Yan Xu nodded: "Dandan and Xiaodun'er went to Grandma Yang's house, I'll come and pick you up and Xiaodan back."

"Have you eaten tonight?" Although it was about you, the main question was Jing Qichen, is it a small egg or an egg? What can I eat?

Jing Qichen suddenly realized that he really didn't eat anything today—although he only felt full when he came out of Zhushi Mountain Spring, but because he had been with Yan Xu for a long time, he also started to eat some human food.

Originally, Fenghuang had no urgency and didn't go to the toilet, but after eating human food, he started to go to the toilet to get rid of impurities.

Although going to the toilet is troublesome and Jing Qichen is not used to it, but in order to eat with his family and enjoy the food, he endured it.

The current Jing Qichen, in every aspect, is more and more like a human being, and he himself doesn't think there is anything wrong.

After all, he is Yan Xu's partner, so of course he has to make a compromise. Look, didn't Yan Xu become a monster for him?

...something seems to be wrong.

Because of Yan Xu's arrival, Jing Qichen was excited and happy, so he didn't want to mess around with forms and quickly turned off the computer.

Isn't it just a group of old men with pear blossoms and rain?At that time, I will also send my subordinates to cry with them, to see who can cry better, anyway, get together to see who has more hot eyes.

"By the way, the one named Ouyang Yu hasn't been found yet?" Jing Qichen and Yan Xu are in the garage, Jing Qichen is backing out of the garage, the little egg is placed on the co-pilot, and Jing Qichen carefully tied it up seat belt.

Yan Xu sighed, and he was about to tell Jing Qichen about it: "I haven't been able to find it, and there is no clue at all."

Jing Qichen thought of a way. It's not that he doesn't know how to find someone. He really didn't have time before. He felt that the time to hand over the materials and documents had passed.The big deal is to let his subordinates cry to the human beings. Anyway, he has to ask for a day off tomorrow. Being a boss is just so capricious.

I am a phoenix, and I am one of the best divine beasts at any rate. I can count the ancient divine beasts that are still alive with one slap.

But even so, I can't do it if I want to be entangled with my lover every day, and this beast is too useless.

The more Jing Qichen thought about it, the more angry he became, and he said to Yan Xu: "Why don't I resign and just find someone to be the president. I think Dangkang is very good, rich and auspicious, and very suitable."

Look, he has found all the people in his connecting class.

Always be ready to quit.

Fortunately, Yan Xu is not as impulsive as he is. The main reason is that Jing Qichen and Xiaodan are father and son, and they are both entangled. Is it a problem? You have to start and end when you do things, you should settle this matter first and then consider leaving. "

Jing Qichen hugged Yan Xu's waist from behind, and Yan Xu, who was already tired from holding Xiaodan, leaned his whole body weight on Jing Qichen, feeling that he was finally much more comfortable.

"You don't even care about me." Jing Qichen accused.

Sometimes my boyfriend really looks like a child, and I can't tell that he is an immortal who has lived for so many years. Yan Xu sighed: "I love you, I love you the most. If you don't want to do it, just stop doing it, we Go now, and don't care about things here anymore."

Jing Qichen was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally said hesitantly: "We should settle the matter with that fox."

Look, this phoenix is ​​like this. Although he speaks harshly, he is a very responsible monster in his heart.Otherwise, he wouldn't have dealt with humans for so many monsters.

Yan Xu smiled, his voice was soft and gentle: "You can do whatever you want, I will always support you, and I also have a small savings, even if you stay at home and don't go out to work, I can feed you too."

These words were overwhelming. Jing Qichen turned to face Yan Xu. His eyes were deep, but there were blazing flames and a beautiful Milky Way with bright stars. He said sincerely: "I used to feel that I was unlucky. I encountered a catastrophe when I was just an adult. I finally regained my freedom, but I was restricted by the law of heaven and had to cooperate with humans. Now it seems that the law of heaven is good to me, at least let you come to me around."

"I never thought that today would happen. We have Dandan, we have Xiaoduner, and now we have Xiaodan."

Yan Xu was also moved by Jing Qichen's unpretentious words. Although his old Fenghuang was not a literati, such love words without any rhetorical techniques or gorgeous words made Yan Xu unable to restrain himself. He turned his head and kissed her. Kissed the corner of Jing Qichen's lips, but still reserved: "Let's go back first, Xiao Dun'er and Eggy are at Grandma Yang's house today, Xiaodan is already grown up, she can sleep by herself."

Little Egg: "??"

Jing Qichen would be an idiot if he couldn't understand what Yan Xu meant.

The two of them haven't been intimate for a long time, Jing Qichen's old house is on fire, Yan Xu is in his prime, the two of them are like firecrackers, about to explode at any instant, unable to withstand any temptation from the other party.

Even when Jing Qichen changed his clothes to reveal his muscular figure, Yan Xu couldn't help wanting to do it.

That night, after the two returned home, Yan Xu made Jing Qichen feel the pleasure of the homophony of the last two words of his name.

Ah - it's really cool when my partner takes the initiative.

No wonder humans have created so many postures that are no longer necessary for reproduction.

Jing Qichen, who has been taken care of in every possible way, expressed his satisfaction, his boyfriend is really great.

Early the next morning, Yan Xu woke up while Jing Qichen was still soundly asleep. The sunlight happened to shine on Jing Qichen's eyelids, and his eyelashes trembled. Jing Qichen really looked like Sleeping Beauty, he couldn't hold back, bent down and kissed Jing Qichen's eyelids.

In the next second, Jing Qichen woke up and caught this guy stealing incense and jade.

Jing Qichen pulled Yan Xu into his arms, pressed him down, stared into Yan Xu's eyes and said, "Do you want to do it again? Huh?"

Yan Xu smiled, and gave Jing Qichen a push: "Don't say there's nothing left to do with these things, just clean them up and help Zhuang Zhuang find someone."

"Okay." Jing Qichen rolled over and got off the bed, his movements were flowing, and Yan Xu's beautiful eight-pack abs were right in front of Yan Xu's eyes. He obviously not only touched them last night, but also kissed every piece of them thoroughly, but at this moment Yan Xu quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Beauty seduces people!Beauty seduces people!Masculinity is also beautiful.

"I'll show you what a man you are." Jing Qichen was rather proud.

Yan Xu nodded: "We can definitely find him."

In short, Yan Xu had great confidence in Jing Qichen, he felt that as long as Jing Qichen made a move, he would definitely find Ouyang Yu.

And there is also this precedent.

Jing Qichen and Yan Xu went to Zhang Lengxuan's house first, and found Ouyang Yu's personal belongings - Ouyang Yu didn't have anything else, he didn't like necklaces and pendants.The clothes she wore were basically new and had been washed by Zhang Lengxuan.There is very little breath left on it.

"What can I do!" Zhang Lengxuan was in a hurry, "I'll look for it again."

Soon, Zhang Lengxuan took out a pair of black boxers from the room - commonly known as underwear.Zhang Lengxuan seemed a little embarrassed as he was still worn and unwashed: "It was the first time we had sex with him. His underwear disappeared, and he just found it in the gap beside the bed."

Jing Qichen didn't show any expression, but Yan Xu knew that Jing Qichen was probably not feeling well now.

But even so, Jing Qichen could only pinch his nose, he didn't even want to touch his hands, he lifted his finger lightly, and the boxer pants flew into the air, and then Jing Qichen gave Yan Xu and Zhang Lengxuan the The eyes took a breath of cold air.

After that, only the three of them could see the whereabouts of the boxers.

Yan Xu was also afraid that Zhang Lengxuan would not be able to accept it. After all, he had always believed that Zhang Lengxuan was a human being and grew up under the red flag. He was not superstitious at all. Now that he saw something that science could not explain, he thought he would definitely not be able to accept it.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lengxuan didn't respond at all.

So Yan Xu could only think that Zhang Lengxuan was in a mess because he cared. It was probably because Ouyang Yu had been missing for so long and Zhang Lengxuan was no longer sensitive to anything.

That pair of trousers just fluttered and fluttered all the way to the road, Yan Xu saw that pair of black trousers turning around on the heads of many people, and these people still didn't know anything about it, let alone Importantly, this is a pair of dirty underwear...

This pair of underwear was still very useful, and led the three of them to the downstairs of a huge apartment building in the city center. This apartment building was built not long ago. It not only has a good geographical location, convenient transportation, but also extremely luxurious decoration.Yan Xu heard someone say by chance that even the apartment with the worst layout, the worst orientation, and the least popular floor sold for [-] square meters.

For Yan Xu, who has just entered the middle class, this is simply an astronomical figure.

Jing Qichen was hiding the aura of the three of them along the way, if it was a monster that caught Ouyang Yu, no matter what kind of big monster it was, they would not be able to find them.

"It smells like that fox." Jing Qichen stood under the apartment building, sensitively aware of this.

Yan Xu was a little dazed: "But Ouyang Yu has no grievances with him, even if he wants to deal with you, it should be to tie me up."

Zhang Lengxuan also moved his head closer: "What fox?"

"A vixen with nearly ten thousand years of cultivation." Jing Qichen explained to Zhang Lengxuan.

Cold sweat rolled down Zhang Lengxuan's forehead. He is not a real human being, so of course he knows what this means. A fox who has practiced for nearly ten thousand years is already infinitely close to a real beast.You know, in ancient times, the nine-tailed fox was a divine beast, a beast of auspiciousness, and it could keep pace with the phoenix.

If such a fox really captured Ouyang Yu, no matter what his goal was, Ouyang Yu would never stick to his heart.

A fox is the most deceptive monster in the world. Zhang Lengxuan's heart seemed to be grabbed by a pair of big hands suddenly. He couldn't breathe from the grasp, and every minute and every second of the grasp was tormented.This pain hurts the internal organs.

"Let's go in." Zhang Lengxuan said suddenly.

Jing Qichen took a deep look at Zhang Lengxuan, and felt that it was admirable for this little monster to have such courage for his lover.

Besides, he also learned from Yan Xu that Zhang Lengxuan and Ouyang Yu had only confirmed their relationship for more than a month, which was even more surprising.

The three of them entered the apartment, but the security guard didn't even stop them. Yan Xu knew that Jing Qichen had done something wrong. They didn't get on the elevator because their underwear was still in the elevator, and they didn't know when to stop.So only take the stairs.

In this walk, I walked 46 floors.

Who the hell designed the apartment building so high?In the event of a power outage, the backup power runs out.Probably just like an episode of the Brainless and Grumpy cartoon where everyone climbs the stairs with their camping gear on their backs.

The little pair of underwear finally stopped in front of the door of the room, and then fell tremblingly to the ground—its mission was over.

The rest is up to them.

"Knock on the door?" Yan Xu could only ask softly, seeing that neither of them was moving.

But Jing Qichen said: "No need, just startle the snake, the person must be inside, just go in."

After speaking, Jing Qichen moved his finger, and the door opened by itself.

Ouyang Yu, who was playing backgammon with Nine-Tailed Fox in the living room, subconsciously turned his head when he heard the sound of the door opening, and was stunned for a moment. He didn't care that Nine-Tailed Fox was still beside him, and rushed over like a rocket, hugging Zhang Lengxuan in his arms. In his arms, he got excited and lifted Zhang Lengxuan's legs off the ground.

"I thought I would have to stay here forever." Ouyang Yu buried his head into Zhang Lengxuan's shoulder. The moment he saw Zhang Lengxuan, he seemed to see the sun, and his whole body was comfortable, and the previous gloomy emotions disappeared.

Nine-Tailed Fox didn't seem to expect that someone could break in, and the person who broke in was his old enemy, but Nine-Tailed Fox was not in a hurry. He stood up and straightened his clothes without panicking at all. , he even greeted Jing Qichen: "Long time no see."

Still in a polite tone, Jing Qichen sneered: "Do you think it was thousands of years ago? A fox, does he really think he's a scholar?"

Nine-Tailed Fox was not angry either, he said with a smile: "You were a white man back then, and you probably won't be much better now. I don't have the same knowledge as you."

"Let's go, the person has been found anyway." Zhang Lengxuan said in a muffled voice in Ouyang Yu's arms.

Unexpectedly, the fox didn't want to let them go: "Since we are here, how can we let you go so easily?"

"How are you doing?" Jing Qichen smiled, and Yan Xu also stood by Jing Qichen's side. Although he still can't fully control his ability, if he is really in danger, he can become Jing Qichen's friend. Chen's helper.

Nine-tailed fox is still smiling - he is exquisite, if he hadn't known that he was a ten thousand year old monster, Yan Xu would have thought he was some pampered young master.His facial features are very delicate, the beauty blurs his gender, and he has the delicate and charming features of a young man.In terms of appearance alone, Zhang Lengxuan with a pointed chin would probably only score [-] points, while Nine-Tailed Fox would score a perfect [-] points.

Zhang Lengxuan glared at Ouyang Yu. Ouyang Yu was puzzled and had no idea why Zhang Lengxuan was staring at him.

"I don't care about you now, you can leave if you leave the person." Nine-Tailed Fox looked very generous, as if letting them go.

Is there any reason for this?Bullying Phoenix too much!

"If you say stay, stay?" Jing Qichen now completely forgot that he was looking for someone, he felt that the fox didn't give him face at all - he forgot that the two were enemies, and the enemies blushed when they met, why? Maybe give him face back.

The fox stretched his waist and stretched his body. His voice was very soft and charming: "He is here with me. I have not treated him badly. I will buy him whatever he wants. If he is bored, I will still accompany him." Play chess, buy him a game console, and I’ll give him whatever he wants. You popped up suddenly and said you wanted to take him away. Of course, you also have to ask me what I mean.”

"He wants to leave, so what are you? What's more, he was kidnapped, and he didn't recommend himself as a pillow. You have to show some face to be a monster!" Zhang Lengxuan couldn't help it, and pinched Ouyang Yu's waist while talking back. soft meat.

Ouyang Yu grinned in pain.

"It's your turn to talk here?" Nine-Tailed Fox didn't even look at Zhang Lengxuan, as if he felt that this was not a living thing, but just a cloud of air.

What he saw in his eyes were only Jing Qichen and Yan Xu.

Ouyang Yu could barely be regarded as a toy, but these two were his opponents.