Non-Human Egg Guide

Early the next morning, Yan Xu went out to buy groceries as usual, and when he passed by Zhang Lengxuan's house, he heard a loud howl of ghosts and wolves. He could tell from the sound that it was the man named Ouyang Yu. Zhang Lengxuan didn't have such a loud voice. , the voice is also different.

Jing Qichen has other things to deal with these few days - it seems that he has too many backlogs of documents, and he has no way to stay at home anymore, so he can only go to work.He tormented Yan Xu enough last night, and even shamelessly told Yan Xu to talk to Zhang Lengxuan more often.

However, before Yan Xu could reach the elevator, the door of Zhang Lengxuan's house opened, and the voice inside suddenly became louder. Ouyang Yu shouted: "What the fuck did you do to me last night?"

Zhang Lengxuan was wearing a bathrobe, sitting on the sofa with his breasts exposed, and lit a cigarette in his hand—a long and thin one, very much like a lady's cigarette.His brows are very lazy, his legs are crossed, and he looks satisfied after eating and drinking: "What do you say I did? Don't make a sad face."

Ouyang Yu put on his underwear angrily, and when he saw Yan Xu at the door, he yelled: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a man! They are all perverts!"

Yan Xu walked away silently and stood at the elevator entrance waiting for the elevator. His mind was full of what food he wanted to buy today, whether Dandan and Xiaoduner liked it or not.

He didn't like this young man named Ouyang Yu.

And he didn't think that Ouyang Yu and Zhuang Zhuang would become lovers.

But obviously, the drama of reality is sometimes more exaggerated than that of TV dramas. When Yan Xu came back from shopping, the door of Zhang Lengxuan's house was still closed.From the corner of Yan Xu's eyes, he saw Zhang Lengxuan straddling Ouyang Yu's body, the two kissed inseparably, and Yan Xu could even hear the sticky sound of kissing.

Yan Xu shuddered, feeling that his eyes were going blind.

He closed the door of Zhang Lengxuan's house lightly, and the two people inside had already reached the progress of undressing.

This is simply too informal.

Because Jing Qichen was in the company during this time, Yan Xu could only eat alone at noon, so he sent a text message to Zhang Lengxuan, asking if Zhang Lengxuan would like to have dinner with him - Zhang Lengxuan's schedule was very chaotic, and he also had stomach problems , so the whole person looks thin.The legs are so thin that they will break if you break them.I don't know why he has so much strength.

Soon, a text message from Zhang Lengxuan came. He agreed to Yan Xu's invitation, and asked Yan Xu if he would like to bring any drinks and if he could bring someone else to eat with him.

Yan Xu replied the text message. It seems that Zhuang Zhuang has a good impression of Ouyang Yu, and he probably wants to develop a long-term relationship.

At Zhang Lengxuan's home, Ouyang Yu watched Zhang Lengxuan riding on his belly while playing with his mobile phone. He felt that he was being tricked, so he said with a bad temper: "Can you stop playing? Hurry up and put me in my hands." untie the rope."

Zhang Lengxuan licked the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out a finger to touch Ouyang Yu's lips, with a smile full of temptation and desire on the corner of his mouth: "We still have half an hour, we must make a quick decision."

Perhaps it was because Zhang Lengxuan looked too sexy now, but Ouyang Yu just stared at him in a daze, forgetting to struggle.

After half an hour passed, Zhang Lengxuan had already taken a shower in the bathroom, and Zhang Lengxuan had untied the rope that bound Ouyang Yu's hands, but for some reason he didn't leave, he just sat on the sofa blankly, Look at the milky liquid on your body.

"Let's go, you go take a shower. After taking a shower, we will go to my friend's house for dinner. We have to buy a fruit basket before going there." Zhang Lengxuan urged Ouyang Yu while wiping his hair.

Ouyang Yu obviously hasn't recovered yet, he went to take a bath according to Zhang Lengxuan's instructions.

To be honest, Ouyang Yu's figure is really good, with a solid eight-pack abs, a large tattoo on his back, and a whole flower arm on his left arm.It still looks manly.

Zhang Lengxuan pushed open the door of the bathroom without saying a word, and watched Ouyang Yu take a bath in the open and bright.

Ouyang Yu said angrily, "What are you looking at? Seeing a JB?"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lengxuan really nodded: "Do you think you have other places to watch?"

Ouyang Yu was furious, but he obviously still remembered the strength of Zhang Lengxuan when he beat him. He had to bow his head under the eaves. When he got dressed and left here, he would come to Zhang Lengxuan to settle the score when he had a chance.

Yan Xu didn't cook too many dishes at noon. After all, there were only three people. He made three dishes and one soup. He always remembered that Zhuang Zhuang liked to eat sweet and sour pork tenderloin and cherry meat since he was a child.As for what Yan Xu Ouyang Yu likes to eat, there is no research, so he can only cook casually.

"Your man isn't at home today?" Zhang Lengxuan asked while changing shoes at the entrance of Yan Xu's house. Ouyang Yu was with him. Although Ouyang Yu didn't look like a good person, he knew that when visiting someone's house, he had to abide by other people's rules.

Yan Xu was wearing an apron, and he put the dishes on the plate before replying: "He is busy with work these days, and he may only come back at night, so I will eat alone at noon."

Zhang Lengxuan said with a smile: "No wonder you asked me to come over for dinner, it turned out that I was lonely alone."

Yan Xu didn't talk to Zhang Lengxuan, he took the fruit basket Zhang Lengxuan handed over, frowned and said: "Come here, whatever fruit basket you bring, if you bring it next time, I won't open the door for you."

Zhang Lengxuan smiled, obviously he didn't listen to it, he has seen a lot of human relationships over the years, and he knows what reciprocity is.

Yan Xu is his best friend, and he can be regarded as his only friend. His internet celebrity friends are almost all just using each other, wine and meat friends.When there are fans and popularity, everyone, hello and me are friends. Once there is no popularity, cold, and downcast, it will be back to the bridge, and the call will always be busy.

For the friendship between himself and Yan Xu, Zhang Zhuangzhuang is actually working very hard to maintain it—but his method may be different from ordinary people.

Fortunately, Yan Xu never cared about these things with him, and the relationship between the two has always been very good.

Ouyang Yu kept putting on a dirty face and didn't stick out his chopsticks. His expression was as if someone owed him millions.However, Yan Xu's attention was always concentrated when eating, and he didn't care whether Ouyang Yu had eaten. Speaking of which, Yan Xu was not a competent host.

"What are you going to do after dinner?" Yan Xu asked Zhang Lengxuan.

Zhang Lengxuan said vaguely while eating: "I don't know, I don't want to broadcast live today." Then Zhang Lengxuan turned to look at Ouyang Yu, "Where do you want to go this afternoon?"

Ouyang Yu had a cold face and obviously didn't want to answer Zhang Lengxuan's words. Zhang Lengxuan kicked him under the table, Zhang Lengxuan's eyes were crooked, and he smiled like a fox: "I'm asking you something."

Due to Zhang Lengxuan's force, Ouyang Yu reluctantly said: "I want to go back, far away from here, I don't want to see you in this life."

Zhang Lengxuan laughed again, this time he laughed directly, and he didn't care about Yan Xu and said directly here: "Are you upset? I still remember that you vented your excitement as soon as you came in."

"My fucking thing is..." Ouyang Yu didn't say the next thing.

"What do you want to say? No way? Are you still a virgin?" Zhang Lengxuan laughed, "I can't tell at all."

Ouyang Yu was angry.

The atmosphere between the two seemed to be very bad, Yan Xu could only come out and act as a peacemaker: "Let's eat first, and go wherever you want after eating, I'll take a nap for a while."

Zhang Lengxuan nodded: "I'll just do my hair in the afternoon, as well as my nails. I can't always paint my nails well."

As soon as this sentence fell, Ouyang Yu mocked: "A man wants to paint his hair and nails, and there are so many bottles of cosmetics at home, he looks like a woman."

"Can I think that your words are not only insulting me, but also women? What is a woman? Do you think you will be happy if someone calls your mother that?" Zhang Lengxuan glanced at Ouyang Yu, and then covered it with lightning speed Er Zhishi punched Ouyang Yu, and Ouyang Yu was stunned again. Zhang Lengxuan rubbed his wrist, "Talk and move your stupid head."

Yan Xu disagreed a little: "You can't hit people all the time, that's not how you interact with people."

Zhang Lengxuan shrugged indifferently: "Anyway, it's just one night, bridge to bridge, road to road."

After dinner, Yan Xu sent the two of them out of the house. Looking at the dark and swollen eye circles on Ouyang Yu's face, he thought that maybe... Ouyang Yu might be the one who was unlucky.

Yan Xu, who originally thought that Zhang Lengxuan and Ouyang Yu would not be together for long, saw these two people the next day, sitting in the garden downstairs in the community. There are many stray cats in the community, and these two people are actually sitting close together. There are a bunch of kittens and puppies under their feet.

But if you get closer, you will find that it is not what it appears on the surface.

"Why should I feed these cats and dogs with you? They are dirty and smelly." Ouyang Yu was very disgusted. He retracted his legs for fear of being touched by stray cats and dogs.

Zhang Lengxuan looked incomprehensible: "Then what kind of pet do you like?"

Ouyang Yu seemed a little shy, but said solemnly: "I like cold-blooded animals, and I like snakes the most."

Zhang Lengxuan was stunned suddenly, his expression was very strange, he looked into Ouyang Yu's eyes, but didn't say a word.

"Why are you looking at me? I know that there are very few people who like snakes, but I just like snakes. What do you think?" Ouyang Yu stared back fiercely.

Zhang Lengxuan suddenly smiled, unlike the fox-like smile, there was no malice in this smile, he held Ouyang Yu's hand, and asked seriously: "I said, why don't we have a date?"

However, Ouyang Yu became even more angry, he stood up and asked: "Otherwise why am I sitting here with you like a fool?!"

Zhang Lengxuan sprayed Ouyang Yu on his face and said, "Can you learn to punctuate sentences?"

Ouyang Yu obviously hated homosexuality so much before, but it's only been a few days, and he's about to fall in love with Zhang Lengxuan?

Yan Xu feels that his world view has been subverted.

He and Jing Qichen have also known each other for a long time, and the two have known each other for a long time, and slowly developed feelings for each other.What's more, there is a ball between the two of them, Yan Xu thinks that he is still too young.

"Yan Xu? What are you doing here?" Zhang Lengxuan stood up, he was in a good mood, he ignored Ouyang Yu at the moment, walked directly in front of Yan Xu, and the two stood in front of the flower bed and talked.

It's just early in the morning, the breeze is gentle, the weather is fine, and the temperature is very comfortable. Today's weather is the best since this period of time.The sky is blue, the sun is slightly drunk, Yan Xu's hair is a little long, and it covers his eyes when the wind blows.

Yan Xu was still holding the vegetables he just went to the vegetable market to buy. He looked like a house cook. Everyone in the vegetable market knew him now, and many people wanted to introduce their nieces and girlfriends' daughters to him.

I don't know why, even if Yan Xu doesn't do anything, people will always have a good impression of him, and his popularity has always been very good.

"I just went to buy groceries, how about you? Are you together?" Yan Xu was still a little curious, he was very puzzled, how did these two people get together?There was still tension between the two before, and it seemed that they would fight if they were not careful.

Zhang Lengxuan smiled, as if he was also a little embarrassed - the clothes he was wearing today were indistinguishable, a sweater jacket, a pair of denim tights, but fortunately without makeup, he still looked like a man, if he put on makeup , I guess I can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

"It's all fate. I've always believed in it." Zhang Lengxuan spoke in a nonchalant manner, but Yan Xu could still hear his hidden meaning from his tone.This kid has fallen again, but this one, Ouyang Yu, does look a little stupider than his predecessors.

Zhang Lengxuan asked suddenly: "What do you think of him?"

Yan Xu followed Zhang Lengxuan's gaze, and found that Ouyang Yu, who just kept saying that he hated stray cats and dogs, secretly put dog food in his palm after finding out that no one was looking at him, and secretly stroked the cat with the other hand .

Yan Xu raised the corners of his mouth uncontrollably, this man is so sweet.

Zhang Lengxuan also smiled, his eyes were filled with a strange emotion: "Don't you think he is easy to understand? All emotions are written on his face."

But this is Zhang Lengxuan's own business after all. To understand a person, one must go through a long period of contact and experience some things together. Ouyang Yu and Zhang Lengxuan have only been together for two days.Yan Xu and Ouyang Yu had only met each other a few times, so they didn't have much impression of Ouyang Yu's face, let alone the nature of this person.

"Anyway, if you want to fall in love, talk about it." Yan Xu patted Zhang Lengxuan on the shoulder, he knew that once Zhang Lengxuan made up his mind to do something, he would not be able to stop him no matter what.What's more - he didn't need to stop him, he was already an adult, and whoever he wanted to be with depended on his own wishes.

Zhang Lengxuan nodded: "I know, your man is still busy these days?"

Yan Xu was not used to Zhang Lengxuan calling Jing Qichen his man, but there was nothing wrong with what he said, and there seemed to be nothing to refute, so he could only nod his head: "It's midnight when he comes back every day, he has a lot of things to do. "

"Anyway, don't follow my old path, and you have to be more vigilant. There is no cat in this world that doesn't steal." Zhang Lengxuan reminded that he has experienced a lot, and sometimes he will be a little extreme. He needs someone to love him. At the same time, you also need this person to be by your side all the time.

Perhaps it was because he had been cheated on too many times. While longing for love, he tried his best to lock people by his side like a prisoner.It seems that as long as people are always under their noses, they will not cheat.

But the reality told him again and again that as long as the other party wanted to cheat, even if his legs were broken, he would cheat.

But Yan Xu wasn't worried about Jing Qichen at all. Although Jing Qichen was an old phoenix who had lived for so many years, he was actually extremely pure - he had never been in a relationship or had a relationship with anyone.All his emotional experience was given by Yan Xu. The two novices groped together and learned how to become better people for each other.

And Yan Xu didn't think that they came together because of Dandan, and they didn't forcefully put together to give Dandan a complete family.

There are many kinds of love in this world, Zhang Lengxuan encountered the most difficult one, while Yan Xu encountered the lowest difficulty coefficient.

From this point of view, the veteran Zhang Lengxuan's luck is not as good as the novice Yan Xu.

"Try again." Zhang Lengxuan looked at Ouyang Yu, the breeze blew through his hair, and at a certain moment, Yan Xu felt that his serious appearance was very handsome, "If it still doesn't work this time, I won't try."

Zhang Lengxuan asked suddenly: "Are you busy these days?"

Yan Xu shook his head: "I'm not busy, I've negotiated with the publishing house in Hangzhou, and the contract was signed a few days ago. It's been very easy recently. I just tutor the two children every night. Nothing else."

"That's fine, as long as you're not busy, I have something to tell you." Zhang Lengxuan leaned closer to Yan Xu's ear, the distance between the two was very close, and their posture was very ambiguous.

However, this posture could not be maintained for long, and the two were separated by shoulders.

Yan Xu raised his head - it really was Jing Qichen.Although Jing Qichen knew that Yan Xu and Zhang Lengxuan were fine, seeing his lover so close to someone else, this other person was his lover's childhood sweetheart, even a man couldn't accept it.

Jing Qichen had a cold face, his face was even more stinky than Ouyang Yu who was feeding cats and dogs beside him, he grabbed Yan Xu's wrist, hugged Yan Xu into his arms, and treated him very righteously. Zhang Lengxuan said: "Speak as you speak, what are you doing so close?"

Men in love sometimes really have no brains, and Zhang Lengxuan didn't want to be as knowledgeable as Jing Qichen, he spread his hand, then raised it up, and made a gesture of surrender: "I didn't do anything, and the two victims There will be no good results."

"What?" Jing Qichen didn't understand.

Like Yan Xu, he can be said to be two old-fashioned, 1100, Gong Gong Shou Shou and so on can't understand at all.

"Didn't you just go to work? Why did you come back again? Forgot something?" Yan Xu adjusted Jing Qichen's tie. Jing Qichen was not very proficient in tie-tying skills.

Jing Qichen sighed: "I don't have anything to do today. I don't need to go to the company. I forgot in the morning. Only when I went to the company did I find that there is no one in the company."

Yan Xu thought that this kind of thing could only be done when he was studying.

When he was in the third year of high school, he often rushed to school on weekends, and was stopped by the guards before he remembered the holiday.

"Let's go, I'm going to climb the mountain today, and Dandan and Xiaodun'er are not here." Jing Qichen said to Yan Xu with a smile - but only Yan Xu knew what "climbing the mountain" meant.

Before this, Yan Xu and Jing Qichen had climbed the mountain alone, and the process was roughly like this——

Jing Qichen will become a prototype, very smug and fly with himself casually, but find a place that he thinks is a treasure of geomantic omen and put himself down.

Then what happened next was indescribable.

Last time, Yan Xu also developed eczema because of this. Although the outdoors are very irritating, his skin can't bear it at all.

Jing Qichen's skin is rough and his flesh is thick, so he doesn't feel anything at all, because when Yan Xu's eczema healed, he started to move around again, and proposed every day with great interest, only to be beaten back by Yan Xu.

Yan Xu is also very helpless, what should I do if the sex of the male ticket is too good?

"Mountain climbing? Mountain climbing is good, just prepare something and go for a picnic, add the two of us?" Zhang Lengxuan moved his head closer. He didn't know Jing Qichen's plan, thinking it was a serious mountain climbing activity, In a hurry, he signed up himself and Ouyang Yu.

It happened that Yan Xu really didn't want to enjoy the feeling of eczema again, so he nodded and agreed before Jing Qichen could speak.

Jing Qichen's face was as dark as a pan, and he whispered in Yan Xu's ear: "I asked Dangkang for ointment, and I promise you will never get eczema again."

Yan Xu pushed Jing Qichen's head away with a smile, and discussed with Zhang Lengxuan what time to go out and what to prepare.

Although Ouyang Yu seems to have been thrown away, if you look carefully, you will find that he is listening with his ears open, and he is listening very carefully.Jing Qichen was completely left out of the topic, and could only listen with a stern face, unable to speak a word.

"Okay, that's it. I'll go back and pack some things." Zhang Lengxuan greeted Ouyang Yu while saying, "Let's go, what are you doing standing there so stupidly?"

Ouyang Yu stood up straight instantly, and shouted loudly: "You are stupid, you pervert."

Zhang Lengxuan shrugged indifferently, and said to Yan Xu: "Beating is love, scolding is love."

Yan Xu was speechless, and could only nod obediently: "Then you go back first, and Qi Chen and I will go back and prepare."

Ouyang Yu and Zhang Lengxuan bickered while walking back, Ouyang Yu's speech was different from Zhang Lengxuan's, Ouyang Yu was out of his head, Zhang Lengxuan was sarcastic.The styles are completely different, and it is a miracle that they can still go back and forth when bickering.

Jing Qichen took the vegetable basket from Yan Xu's hand: "I think it was perfect last time except for your eczema. Dangkang's ointment is really good, why don't you try it?"

Yan Xu was so annoyed by Jing Qichen: "Give me the ointment, I'll let you try it yourself."

Jing Qichen was taken aback, and then shut his mouth tightly. He was very satisfied with the current seats and did not plan to switch.