Non-Human Egg Guide

Yan Xu and Zhang Lengxuan ordered a cup of coffee each, and the two of them sat by the window. The sun shone through the window, and the light became dim, making them very comfortable.Yan Xu also took out a book from the bookshelf to read, but Zhang Lengxuan was doing nothing, so he took out his mobile phone to take selfies.

At 02:30, the people finally arrived. They came in groups. Everyone had heavy makeup on their faces. Even the two or three men inside had a look of foundation, like painting a wall. It doesn't look exaggerated, but this kind of makeup in real life can really scare people to death.

The few girls inside have never used a knife. It seems that the disciple is really good, but the makeup is on the European and American side, and the silhouette of each is darker than the other, and the face looks dirty.

This is not Yan Xu's familiar circle, he sat obediently and did not speak, but he was not restrained, although he was not very good at dealing with strangers.But the experience of shooting outside alone for so many years made him not embarrassed.

"This is my friend Yan Xu." Zhang Lengxuan introduced to them.

A girl with a baby face gave an exaggerated wow: "He is on the trending search, really awesome, I have never been on it, and I want to be on it too."

As soon as this sentence fell, a disdainful voice came from behind: "Forget it, don't you know how many zombie fans you have?"

However, there was no embarrassment or anger on their faces, probably because they were used to this way of speaking.

"I brought the camera here. When will you start shooting? I'm not very good at taking group photos." Yan Xu told the truth that he also wanted to finish the matter and go home early. These people have no relatives or reasons with him, but Yan Xu was very grateful for being willing to help himself for free, "Thank you for your willingness to help me."

Probably because Yan Xu's attitude was too sincere, they all laughed when they looked at each other: "This is not helping you, we can also enjoy a wave of enthusiasm by ourselves, and it will be beneficial to each other."

Taking pictures is Yan Xu's forte, and he relies on this to make a living. Whether it is lighting or composition, Yan Xu can find a suitable seat. Even human faces, Yan Xu will keep moving and changing positions, trying to find the most flavorful one. orientation.

Because of Ayun, Yan Xu is much better at taking portraits now than before. If it was him a year ago, he probably would never have chosen to take portraits.

But now, Yan Xu has been able to understand the feelings of those photographers who take portraits. Everyone has different facial expressions, and sometimes body language and facial features are even contradictory.You may have a big smile on your face, but your body shows your true feelings.

Yan Xu showed the photos to these people after the shooting.

"It really smells." The baby-faced girl was shocked, "I look so mature, it's the first time I can feel this way when I take a photo."

Several boys were also shocked. Yan Xu took them very beautifully, but it was not the kind of indistinguishable androgynous beauty, but also the masculine beauty that belonged to men.

Nothing is perfect.

"I didn't expect that, it's a great award-winning photographer." The baby-faced girl circled around Yan Xu, and seemed to have become a fan of Yan Xu. Looking at Yan Xu's profile, she felt that this man was real. Shuai, "Why do you want to be a photographer, you are so handsome, even if you are an Internet celebrity and live broadcast, you can still have a living."

Yan Xu laughed: "I'm not here, I'm sorry."

His dream is not just how much money he can make, he just wants to do what he likes.Before he knew that he was not a human being, he thought that he could only live for a few decades. If he got sick or had some accident, he might not even live until his sixtieth birthday.

If you haven't done what you like once in your life, and if you haven't insisted on your dreams, then what is the meaning of this life?

Could it be that after so many years, he really just waited to die?Just find a job to fill your stomach. Although you find a partner to marry and have children, you have no pursuit, and you have no goals in life. Just thinking about this kind of life makes you feel a little out of breath.

"Send me the photo, I'll send it to them, we have already made an appointment to post on Weibo, and the time is the same." Zhang Lengxuan said to Yan Xu.

After a few people greeted each other, they went back to their respective homes to find their mothers. They hooked their shoulders together and seemed to have a very good relationship. Yan Xu looked at their backs.I don't know how they maintain the superficial friendship. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to act like this with someone who doesn't have a good relationship?

"Is it fake?" Zhang Lengxuan laughed, "They always think my chin is fake, and ask me where I got the surgery."

Zhang Lengxuan was a little depressed: "Okay, let's go too."

The two were sitting in the car, Zhang Lengxuan looked at Yan Xu still with a worried expression, he comforted: "Don't be afraid, our fans are already well-known in the circle and can fight, don't look at me like this, I There are quite a few true fans and brainless fans."

Yan Xu didn't speak.

Zhang Lengxuan sighed: "Don't be like this, there is nothing to worry about, I'm here."

It's because you said this that I'm worried, Yan Xu thought silently.

He remembered that when Zhang Lengxuan wanted to eat hamburgers when he was a child, he ended up putting hamburgers on his clothes. Many such things did not become stable even after he became an adult.

He is at this age, but he still seems to be a child. Zhang Lengxuan seems to have never grown up.

He lives willfully and naturally, everything is based on his own happiness, and he hardly looks at other people's faces.

Yan Xu used to be very envious of Zhuang Zhuang, he was different from Zhang Lengxuan.He's not that good at eloquence.When he was in the orphanage, only he never acted like a baby and asked for more snacks and buns.He just stood and watched, neither sad nor happy, and he didn't feel anything in his heart.

Sometimes there will be a little envy, but this kind of envy is so light that Yan Xu can't feel it.

Yan Xu and Zhuang Zhuang went back to Zhuang Zhuang's home together. It was already very late at this time, and it took a lot of time to take pictures, after all, there were so many people.Yan Xu and Zhang Lengxuan randomly found a restaurant to eat something. This time it was Yan Xu's treat, and the two went to eat a cheap steak.

Yan Xu doesn't like steak very much, but Zhang Lengxuan does, and they don't have much time to go to high-end western restaurants.

But it is also possible that Zhang Lengxuan felt that Yan Xu didn't have much money.

Although Zhang Lengxuan doesn't look like a good person, he has good eyesight in some aspects. He knows what jokes he can make, and what is enough to stop.As soon as he feels that he may touch the line, he will retreat immediately. He will make jokes, but he grasps these jokes very well.

He is a natural connoisseur of interpersonal relationships, and he doesn't need to study and study, he can do it at his fingertips.

"Look at me posting on Weibo." Zhang Lengxuan sat in front of the computer, and Yan Xu set up a bench to sit next to Zhang Lengxuan, watching Zhang Lengxuan pick out a few photos of himself and posting a picture of himself. The appearance of Yan Xu when taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Fans of Yan Xu never know what Yan Xu looks like, or even whether Yan Xu is a man or a woman, because the name Yan Xu is relatively neutral.

Moreover, Yan Xu doesn't post much on Weibo, and he never puts his own photos in his photo album. He still has a sense of mystery.

——The main reason is probably because Yan Xu has no idea that people can be fired in this era.

Zhang Lengxuan gathered all the Jiugong grids, and then typed a string of text [Today I went to take pictures with my friends. The photographer who took the pictures was my best friend @颜许, he is super strong, and he was very attentive when taking pictures.I don't know what happened during this time, I just hope my fans can look at this matter calmly, we grew up together as childhood sweethearts, I guess no one knows better than me what his character is. Liang Publishing House, touch your conscience, ask yourself if you are not moral, do you have to force Yan Xu to come out and throw the evidence in your face? 】

Yan Xu was shocked. He didn't expect Zhang Lengxuan to say such a righteous statement. It seemed very official. The tone was not good but not too bad.

"I posted it." Zhang Lengxuan turned to ask Yan Xu.

Yan Xu nodded.

Zhang Lengxuan clicked send.

Then Zhang Lengxuan began to say in his online celebrity group: "Sisters, I've watched you perform."

Several IDs popped up: "OK, trust us."

All the Internet celebrities who took pictures today posted on Weibo, the text was copied from Zhang Lengxuan, but a sentence was changed and the childhood sweetheart was deleted.But the photos are their own.

With so many Internet celebrities speaking out for the same thing, it was like throwing a firecracker on the ground, and the sky was full of fireworks.I can't tell the difference between black and black fans, I only know that a chaotic night has begun.

Not only that, several big Vs who have a good relationship with Zhang Lengxuan have reposted it. These big Vs are all carefully selected by Zhang Lengxuan to maintain a good relationship. They are not small internet celebrities. They are real microblogs with tens of thousands of comments Big V.

There are jokers, cartoonists, and beauty bloggers in it, almost all for the so-called circle.

The situation began to change.

The comments on Zhang Lengxuan's Weibo exploded in about 10 minutes after they were posted on Weibo, exceeding a thousand in an instant——

Every day is cute: Jianlianxuan, have you all gone crazy today?All came out to stand in line.

Little fan girl of Jianlianxuan: Upstairs, are you blind? People say that she is a childhood sweetheart. Jianlianxuan must know the truth. My buddy must stand up when he is bullied.Anyway, I believe in Woxuan, and if Woxuan is in the team, I will also be in the team.

Qiuqiu: Thank you, thank you, thank you, I am about to cry, my family Yan Xu is really good, he is also very talented, he cannot be this kind of person, after this incident broke out, everyone scolded We, I are about to break down.

User 20745632: I'm afraid I took the money, I'm really shameless, I can say anything for money.

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Yan Xu loves his fans very much. Although he doesn't mix Weibo very much, he doesn't know how many fans he has. After this incident came out, he didn't even dare to read his Weibo comments. He couldn't stand some words. It's so dirty, it's hard to imagine someone being able to type those sentences without mental barriers.

"It's okay, you ask your editor to post a long Weibo tomorrow, and the matter is basically over." Zhang Lengxuan was confident, and he didn't think he would lose in this public war at all.

Zhang Lengxuan felt that he had a place to use his abilities. In the process of interacting with Yan Xu, it was almost always Yan Xu who took care of him unilaterally. When he got into trouble when he was young, Yan Xu had to take himself to apologize.After so many years, it was finally his turn to help Yan Xu.

Although Zhang Lengxuan seems to be a ruthless person, in fact, he knows who treats him well.

So all these years, those companions in the orphanage, he has only kept in touch with Yan Xu, Yan Xu is his best friend, and he said this from the bottom of his heart.

"Thank you." Yan Xu thanked Zhang Lengxuan earnestly. Zhuang Zhuang was really reliable this time. Unlike before, Zhuang Zhuang protected him this time.

Zhang Lengxuan smiled, looking like such trivial matters, but he was still a little proud in his heart, and he said: "If you want me to say, you are not short of money, and it doesn't look like you are a man without money. If not, you can start a small business and take photography as a hobby, maybe it will be much easier.”

Yan Xu nodded: "I will seriously consider it."

Yan Xu knew in his heart that what Zhang Lengxuan said was not wrong. As long as a person has a certain exposure rate, those people across the screen can say anything. Those who are not mentally strong can hardly stand those malicious slanders without reason.

Zhang Lengxuan shrugged: "When I first started live broadcasting, people often scolded me, a lot. I was uncomfortable at the beginning, and I would retweet. Not anymore, as long as someone has a name, it is mediocre, not to be envied is mediocrity, jealous Your people are basically those who scold you."

"Okay, go back and rest early." Zhang Lengxuan touched up his makeup, "I'm going to broadcast live tonight, and by the way, I want to strike while the iron is hot."

Yan Xu was moved, he held Zhang Lengxuan's hand, and looked like he was about to cry: "Zhuang Zhuang, you are so kind."

Zhang Lengxuan looked smug: "That is, there is no way, who made us close buddies."

But soon, Zhang Lengxuan reacted: "How many times have I said it, don't call me Zhuangzhuang, call me Zhang Lengxuan, or call me Lengxuan."

Yan Xu was a little embarrassed: "Didn't you suddenly forget..."

But Yan Xu didn't say anything to Zhang Lengxuan anymore. He really wanted to go back early tonight. He hadn't seen Dandan and Xiaodun'er for two days. arms.

"Then I'll go back first. If you need me anywhere, just call me. I'm next door and I'll be here soon." Yan Xu instructed.

Zhang Lengxuan waved his hand: "Got it."

Yan Xu just left. When he got home, it was eight o'clock in the evening. Dandan and Xiaoduner were watching TV on the sofa. On the TV was Xiaoduner's favorite cartoon "Gourd Baby".TVs have long stopped broadcasting such ancient animations, but fortunately, TVs can be connected to the Internet now, so you can search and watch them directly on the Internet.

Jing Qichen also sat on the sofa to accompany the children, Yan Xu went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and sat down too.

Seeing Yan Xu sitting over, Eggy immediately sat in Yan Xu's arms with an obedient face, raised her little head and asked, "Papa, what have you been doing? Tell Eggy, Eggy Don't tell mom."

Yan Xu couldn't help laughing, he patted Eggy's head: "Baba is busy with adults' affairs, how is Eggy doing at school today?"

Eggy thought for a while, and he said, "Baba, Eggy is telling you quietly, don't tell mom that there is a kid who likes Eggy and wants to kiss Eggy's mouth today. Eggy pushed him away, Papa As I said, only lovers can kiss on the mouth."

The smile on the corner of Yan Xu's mouth widened, it's not a big deal, children always express their love in this way: "Eggy, please be gentle with girls. Did you explain well after you pushed her away? "

Dandan curled her lips: "It's not a girl, he's a bad boy, always ripping off Dandan's clothes and copying Dandan's homework. Not a good boy."

Is it actually a boy... Could it be that my balls... will also be...

Yan Xu was startled by his own thoughts, as long as Eggy is happy, it doesn't matter whether he likes boys or girls in the future.Yan Xu himself was with Jing Qichen, and he never thought that he would fall in love with a man before.

Things like feelings are fierce and will not give you any room to breathe. If you fall in love, you are in love. There is no such thing as can or cannot.

However, Eggy continued to say: "Eggy doesn't like him! Eggy likes Brother Qingyan! I want to kiss Brother Qingyan!"

Yan Xu: "..."

My balls are too precocious, right?

Xiao Duner is still watching TV intently. He especially likes to watch cartoons. Sometimes he can draw the scenes and characters in them. Yan Xu saw that all the pictures were copied by copiers.

"How is Xiaodun'er today?" Yan Xu asked softly.

Xiao Dun'er's attention was diverted from the cartoon, he looked into Yan Xu's eyes, and nodded his little head: "I had a good life today, I finished my homework on time, and I can understand what the teacher said, I also study hard in my spare time.”

Xiao Dun'er really didn't worry his parents at all, maybe it was because of his parents that he was more mature than ordinary children.

"Xiao Dun'er is so good." Yan Xu also patted Xiao Dun'er's head.

Xiao Dun'er was a little shy, his cheeks were red and very cute.

Yan Xu joked, "Does Xiaodun'er have any favorite kids at school?"

Now Xiao Dun'er's face became even redder, and he nodded: "Yes."

"What kind of kid is he?" Yan Xu asked softly, he didn't dare to speak too loudly, for fear of scaring Xiaodun'er, kids are very sensitive in their hearts.Like a snail, the louder you are, the more quickly your children's tentacles retract.

Xiao Duner shook his head, his face was so red that it was about to bleed.

Yan Xu didn't ask any more questions.

Jing Qichen watched their interaction with great interest. As a million-year-old bachelor, although he had started a family for so long, he was always full of interest when he watched the family's interaction.He likes to watch Yan Xu talk to the children.

"Has the matter been resolved?" Jing Qichen asked.

Yan Xu nodded, he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's almost there, Zhuang Zhuang is very reliable."

Jing Qichen felt a little uncomfortable when he heard the word Zhuangzhuang.

At this time, everyone in the publishing house was extremely busy. In order to save a little money, almost everyone in the publishing house was forced to use trumpets to make black faces online.He already had the chance to win, but when he stepped on Yan Xu and rubbed against the ground, the situation suddenly reversed.

With his rich beer belly, the boss almost gritted his teeth: "Keep posting, keep commenting, it's not time to admit defeat."

A new editor couldn't help it at this time: "My parents have been greeted countless times, and the fact is not like this. Yan Xu didn't ask for [-] at all."

The boss was stunned, with a ferocious expression on his face: "Say it again."

The new editor was a girl, she looked young, inexperienced in the world, hadn't been smoothed by the world, and she was so refreshed, she suddenly stood up.Her height is higher than that of the boss, roughly 1.7 meters five.

Her tone was not good: "I'm telling the truth, there is nothing wrong with Yan Xu in the first place."

The boss was dumbfounded, he didn't expect his employees to say such things - isn't this all slapping him in the face?

The boss yelled: "If you don't want to do it, just leave, do I still need you as an employee?"

The girl directly picked up her bag and went out: "Let's go, I still need you to eat?"

Then I really left.

The editors next to me were stunned, and the boss couldn't help panting, he scolded: "What are you looking at! Why don't you hurry up and work!"

However, before he could see what the situation had become, the call came, and the boss's cell phone rang loudly, and he cursed: "I've called now, what a bitch."

But when he saw the caller ID, he couldn't swear.It's someone from headquarters calling.

The boss was also sent by the headquarters, even though he was an old order here, he was called the boss and dominated on one side.But in fact, it still has to be managed by the headquarters.

The boss cleared his throat, picked up the phone and asked, "Hello? Director Yang?"

Director Yang came up and scolded: "What the hell did you do? What's going on on Weibo now? Our official blog was blown up. What happened to Yan Xu? Can you handle the branch well? Don’t do it if you can’t handle it well, start writing the report now and send it to me before tomorrow morning.”

After saying this, Director Yang directly hung up the phone, and now the headquarters is also constantly receiving complaint calls, and the contact numbers that were almost useless are now almost blown up, and things on the Internet are getting more and more troublesome. bigger and bigger.

The whole management is going to blow up.

What did the branch do?Why should the head office take the blame for what happened in the branch?The branch didn't report to them when they made troubles.

The headquarters is also wronged. While being wronged and angry, he can't wait to rush to the branch and beat the branch boss to death.