Non-Human Egg Guide

Just when Yan Xu and Jing Qichen were inseparable from each other, a loud cry sounded, like a cannonball bursting suddenly, hitting the eardrums of Yan Xu and Jing Qichen.Yan Xu pushed Jing Qichen away in an instant and stood up, but before Yan Xu and Jing Qichen were pleasantly surprised that Eggy had returned to human form, they saw Xiaodun'er who was crying on the side with a nose that was neither nose nor eyes.

Eggy rubbed Xiaodun'er's shoulders and back while saying, "Eggy didn't do it on purpose, brother Ji, do you still feel pain?"

Xiao Duner's snot bubbles were crying, and he complained while crying: "Dandan, you are really heavy!"

Only then did Yan Xu realize that Eggy had grown up again. If Eggy looked like a four-year-old child before, she is at least eight years old now, and looks about the same age as Xiaoduner.And after the eyebrows and eyes are opened, he looks more like Jing Qichen, but only his mouth looks like himself.

Yan Xu was a little jealous, but there was nothing he could do about it. Jing Qichen's genetics were probably a little stronger than his own, but it was definitely only a little bit.

Eggy will definitely look more like herself in the future.

"Come, uncle, give me a hug." Jing Qichen hugged Xiaodun'er in his arms.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Dun'er remained silent. After an unknown period of time, he finally whispered: "Uncle, can I call you Dad?"

However, before Xiaodun'er could finish his sentence, he began to cry again.

Jing Qichen patted Xiaodun'er's head: "Of course it's possible, we Xiaodun'er have all become weeping punks."

Xiao Dun'er called out in a low voice: "Father."

Then wept harder.

"Father!" Xiao Dun'er's voice suddenly became louder, crying out of breath, grabbed Jing Qichen's collar, and cried while crying, "Xiao Dun'er wants a father too!"

Eggy seemed to be infected by Xiaodun'er, children are like this, as soon as one starts to cry, the other is easily mobilized and cries along with her.So Dandan also had tears in her eyes, and after yelling papa, she threw herself into Yan Xu's arms.

But Dandan's next sentence almost didn't make Yan Xu faint, Dandan shouted: "Dandan wants to kiss Qingyan too!"

Yan Xu's touched mood disappeared in an instant: Whose stupid son is this?Take it away, I don't want it anymore.

Xiao Dun'er had cried enough, so she lay on Jing Qichen's shoulder, even though he had stayed in this home for so long.But there was never a real sense of security.Because he knew that Uncle Yan was Dandan's father and Uncle Jing was Dandan's mother.Although she was very kind to him, Xiao Dun'er could clearly feel that she did not belong to this family.

His dad was a rooster who was very nice to him at first and loved him a lot.But I don't know why, suddenly it seems to be a different person, no longer the gentle and safe father that Xiaodun'er is familiar with.

Mom died too, and dad died too.

Xiao Dun'er knew what it was called. Although he looked chubby and silly, he was actually very smart!He knows that children like himself have a unified name: orphans.

Should have been sent to an orphanage.

But Uncle Yan and Uncle Jing kept them here, and they didn't do him any harm in eating or wearing them.I didn't beat him or scold him, and I didn't let him do this or that like on TV.

On the contrary, what Eggy has, he has.

Eggy has kisses, and Xiaoduner also has kisses.

So Xiao Dun'er had a small wish. He hoped that one day, he could be called Jing Qichen's father and Yan Xu's mother.

He is not as stupid as Eggy!Uncle Yan saw that she was my mother!Xiao Duner is smart.

After coaxing the two children, Jing Qichen and Yan Xu lost all interest.It is estimated that all couples will experience such a thing. After having children, it is difficult to have a married life unless you find a nanny.

However, it is obvious that you can't find a nanny if you add this situation by yourself. There are so many secrets in the family. Isn't finding a nanny just to open yourself up for others to see?

Jing Qichen felt that he could bear it a little longer, but no matter how much he comforted himself, it would be fine when Dandan and Xiaodun'er grew up.But growing up is a long way off.

It will take at least ten years for these two children to grow up to be independent.

And for these ten years, can Jing Qichen and Yan Xu only be vegetarians?

This is not possible, Jing Qichen had a flash of inspiration, and immediately came up with a plan - he didn't have such passion when he was doing serious business.

"Dandan and Xiaodun'er will learn Kung Fu from Dad in the future?" Jing Qichen still has a little kung fu, and he plans to make Dandan and Xiaodun'er so tired that they can't wake up at night, so he will have a chance.

Yan Xu didn't expect this, and didn't know about Jing Qichen's plan, but he still supported Jing Qichen's idea.

The child is too young, so it's good to learn something about self-defense. Eggy doesn't need to worry. He seems to be born very strong. He doesn't have to worry about being subdued by force. Even if he can't beat him, Eggy should be able to escape.

But Xiao Dun'er is not like this - this child is too weak, although he is also a monster, but the monster transformed from an animal like a chicken is really not lethal, probably because his voice is a little louder, and he can crow.If he really encounters bad guys, Xiao Dun'er might not even be able to run.

Even if kung fu is not necessarily useful, it can also exercise the body.

Dandan and Xiaodun'er were dumbfounded, they didn't want to learn Kung Fu at all!

Eggy: Eggy wants to kiss Qingyan, I don’t have time to play with my mother!

Xiao Duner: Xiao Duner wants to draw!To become an artist, you don't need effort!

Speaking of it, Xiao Duner doesn't seem to like Western gouache and oil paintings very much.So Yan Xu enrolled him in the classes of ink painting and meticulous painting.Now Xiaoduner is like a fish in water. If Xiaoduner is only talented in gouache painting and oil painting, then ink painting and fine brushwork make Xiaoduner suddenly become a genius.

Some people are willing to pay for Xiaodun'er's ink paintings.

And it's not cheap, [-] for a painting.

Although this money looks very little in the eyes of others, and even a slightly famous Chinese painting artist can sell a painting for thousands of dollars, but Xiao Duner is just a child, and he is not famous, and he is completely on his own obtained by strength.

Sometimes people's talents cannot be explained by science. Some people are much better than others in a certain aspect from birth.

But according to another theory—maybe it’s just that this person found his own way earlier than others, while other people, unlucky, fumbled all their lives, but still couldn’t find their own way.

Since he was able to earn money by selling paintings, Xiao Duner has his own private money.

However, even with private money, Xiaodun’er couldn’t save it, mainly because the balls were too delicious. After the two learned to shop online, Xiaodun’er asked Yan Xu to open an online shopping account for himself, and bought cakes in the same city every day. Ah or something else.

When I was about to place an order the day before yesterday, I was reminded that the balance was insufficient. Xiao Duner was dumbfounded at the time.

Eggy also comforted him: "When Eggy makes money, Eggy will share it with you, brother chicken."

Xiao Dun'er's heart was broken at that time: My silly brother, what else do you do besides eating?Are you going to the Big Eater Competition?

But Yan Xu will deposit some money into Xiaodun'er's account every month. This child is really not easy. Every time he is acted like a baby by Eggy, he completely forgets that it is not easy for him to earn money. In the end, he didn't spend anything , All were eaten by Eggs.

Just do what you say, Jing Qichen quickly bought the things he needed, such as plum blossom piles, Dandan and Xiaoduner are at the age of restlessness, although the Zamabu is fairly stable, but they keep looking around, He had to move from time to time, which made Jing Qichen very helpless.

"Eggy, in this way, if you can practice hard, Mom will let Uncle Qingyan come to see you and play with you all day, do you think it's okay?" Jing Qichen treated his subordinates as if they were It's a way to seduce his son, but obviously, Eggy really likes Qingyan more than cakes and snacks.

"Mom, you have to keep your word!" Eggy looked straight at Jing Qichen with a pair of black eyes, as if if Jing Qichen lied to him, he would cry until the sky fell apart.

Eggy called her mother, and Xiao Duner called her daddy... Forget it, don't care, the whole family is screaming all over the place.Just know who to teach.

Jing Qichen nodded: "Mom always keeps her word."

Eggy held back her mouth: "Okay then."

So Eggy took a decent stride, and was very serious, completely unlike just touching and looking here and there.

Even Xiaodun'er started to learn in a decent way.

Children are like this, it is easy to infect each other.

It's a pity that Dandan doesn't have any talent for drawing, and drawing anything casually is like a ghost drawing peach charms.Jing Qichen could only comfort himself that Eggy might just not have the talent to be an artist.But I can definitely dig out Eggy's talent.

Yan Xu looked at Jing Qichen handing over the children to gait and punch. Although they looked very serious, but because the two apprentices were so young, it really made people want to laugh.

Then Yan Xu did not hold back and laughed.

Jing Qichen found out, so he also smiled at Yan Xu.

On the first day of learning Kung Fu, Dandan and Xiaodun'er were as tired as a puddle of mud. They even took a bath with the help of Yan Xu and Jing Qichen.Very much like two uncles, after taking a bath, the two children fell asleep in the arms of Yan Xu and Jing Qichen.

After putting the children on their own beds, Jing Qichen was ready to move. He and Yan Xu exited the room and turned off the light.

After tidying up the things in the living room lightly, Jing Qichen couldn't help it.

He almost dragged and hugged Yan Xu back to the room.

Just when he was about to take off Yan Xu's clothes, Yan Xu said something that almost made Jing Qichen feel like a thunderbolt: "I didn't buy a condom, and I didn't have any lubricant. I heard that it hurts the first time. I'll talk about it tomorrow." Bar."

Because it was Yan Xu's request, Jing Qichen could only respect it, lying on the same bed with Yan Xu and chatting under the quilt.

However, this situation did not last for a few minutes, and Jing Qichen became restless again.

Yan Xu moved, as if rejecting Jing Qichen's move.

Jing Qichen whispered in Yan Xu's ear, "I'll just dawdle and not go in."

Although it was true that he didn't go in, Yan Xu felt that the skin on the inside of his thighs had been worn out by Jing Qichen, and there were still milky white spots.Yan Xu had no choice but to go out and take another bath.

As for Yan Xu himself, he was beaten out by Jing Qichen's hand, compared to Jing Qichen, it took him much less time.I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

But it's rare, the two of them did have a good night's sleep, if one ignores Yan Xu's being woken up by Jing Qichen in the middle of the night and then continued to come again, it would indeed be considered a good night.

This night when she wakes up and sleeps, she will always be woken up by Jing Qichen's kiss, the two of them kiss and touch, and then continue to fall asleep again.

When she woke up the next morning, Yan Xu's glasses were covered with two huge dark circles.Jing Qichen was in high spirits, like a hungry wolf that finally ate meat, but it was just shredded meat. No matter how patiently he waited, he would surely be able to wait until a large piece of meat appeared in front of him.

At that time, I must chew slowly and never swallow jujubes whole.

It's just that morning doesn't seem to be a good time, Yan Xu found that as long as it comes in the morning, someone will definitely knock on the door of his house, and this has become a routine.

Sure enough, at 08:30 in the morning, someone knocked on the door again.

Yan Xu opened the door, and it was indeed Zhen Cheng.

"I found it." This was the first sentence Zhen Cheng said.

He looked very hurried, as if there was some ghost chasing after him, after Yan Xu let him in, he finally exhaled.

"Look, is it this person? Yuan Zhenhe?" Zhen Cheng handed over the photo in his hand.

The man in the photo appears to be by a stream, with trees and stones on both sides, and birds in the sky.The stream under his feet was so clear that the bottom could almost be seen.Everything seemed pristine, without any sign of humanity.Yan Xu spent most of the years in the deep mountains and old forests. He could tell which were developed forests and which were undeveloped virgin forests.

"It's him." Yan Xu looked at the man in the photo, who was exactly the same as Yuan Zhenhe.

Zhen Cheng took a deep breath: "This is the latest photo I could find. It was taken 20 years ago. Fortunately, the clarity and color reproduction of the photo were already very high at that time. But I still found P The picture specialist helped me re-do it. That is to say, this person hasn't changed in at least 20 years."

Yan Xu asked, "Do you already know who he is?"

Zhen Cheng shook his head: "I only found this photo, and it was purely by chance. I still don't have any evidence. About Yuan Zhenhe, only you know that he really exists, and your verbal information , cannot be included as evidence.”

There are not many people with the name Yuan Zhenhe, but there are not many at all. On the street where Ayun used to be, the past and present lives of all the residents were checked by Zhen Cheng, but nothing was checked. come out.

It was as if Yuan Zhenhe didn't exist at all. Even the old neighbors who lived for more than 40 years didn't remember that there was such a person.

It seems that this person only lives in Ah Yun's memory.

Yan Xu swallowed: "Is it possible that only Ah Yun can see Yuan Zhenhe?"

Zhen Cheng was stunned: "If this is the case, then Yuan Zhenhe may be a ghost. The reason why there has been no change is because ghosts don't grow old. As long as they have a certain level of cultivation, or swallow more and more powerful evil ghosts , can even appear in the daytime. But there must be a person with a very deep bond who is still alive in order to reappear."

"In that case, he has absolutely no reason to kill Ah Yun. After all, only Ah Yun is here, so he can stay in the world forever."

Yan Xu asked again: "What if he finds a method that doesn't depend on Ayun? What if this method is to eat Ayun's soul raw? Qi Chen told me about this before, and he said that Ayun's body has no The soul, and the soul disappears without even leaving the body."

"Let's change our thinking. If Yuan Zhenhe was a ghost, then his previous goal was to return to the human world, and the opportunity to return to the human world was Ayun. But he is not satisfied with relying on Ayun to survive..." the words said Halfway through, Yan Xu suddenly thought of something.

"The first time I saw Yuan Zhenhe was when Ayun took me to her secret base. They made it together when Ayun was there. Is it possible that Yuan Zhenhe was buried there? Can't find out The reason for Yuan Zhenhe is because Yuan Zhenhe himself is not from that street?"

"After so many years, it's normal for Ah Yun's memory to be biased."

"It looks like I'm going for a trip, and I probably need you to lead the way. I'll dig three feet to see if I can dig out Yuan Zhenhe, a pretender." Zhen Cheng is a man of action. He has already put on his shoes and waited for Yan Xu at the door.

Probably these people have a common problem, that is, once something happens, all the people involved should cooperate with them.

Fortunately, it was Yan Xu he met this time, someone who Ayun had dealt with before.When dealing with Ah Yun, he also sincerely regarded her as his friend before.Ah Yun may have a very strong personality, even so strong that he almost ruined his life.But if you treat her as an ordinary person and ignore her career, she is also a very good friend.

Yan Xu put on his sneakers and followed Zhen Cheng out the door, but Yan Xu still remembered to send Jing Qichen a text message first.

Yan Xu led the way all the way, and the two bought two shovels at the agricultural tool store.I drove to the old street, but I could only park at the corner of the old street and could not drive further.

The moment the two of them got out of the car, a torrential downpour suddenly fell from the sky. There was no warning before, but it suddenly fell like this.

Everything around seemed to become blurred, as if separated by a water curtain.

Yan Xu and Zhen Cheng were soaked like two drenched chickens, and everyone else was running to find a place to hide from the rain.

But the two of them carried the shovels and walked towards to take out the secret base belonging to Ayun and Yuan Zhenhe. People are mortal, but there are always some things that can be preserved. As poor as Ayun, she also left behind. Leave her mark on this land.

Perhaps there will be no traces left in the end, but every plant and tree here will remember that a woman once came here, and they have witnessed this woman's youth, youth, and middle age, almost throughout this woman's life .

After all, Zhen Cheng is a mortal, no matter how many methods he has to subdue monsters, he is still a human.He will not be infinitely strong, nor will he be immortal.Now after being drenched in heavy rain, he can't help but start to sneeze.

At this time, the two of them didn't even realize that there was anything wrong with the rain.

After all, this season is indeed prone to showers, and it is so fierce that thunder will not even make a sound, and it will come directly without saying hello first.

When Yan Xu and Zhen Cheng came to the grass, they looked at each other and started digging.

Sure enough, just as Zhen Cheng said, he wanted to search the entire land, and the two of them dug for three hours, but found nothing.

At this time, the rain was getting heavier, and Yan Xu even felt that the rain was hitting his body, and he finally felt a threat.He shouted loudly at Zhen Cheng: "I feel something is wrong!"

Zhen Cheng also stopped, he is not stupid, now that the rain is falling like this, even a fool can feel something strange.

"How about we go back first." Zhen Cheng suggested.

There is obviously no reason for this situation now.

But Yan Xu was thinking again, what if the rain was brought by Yuan Zhenhe?The purpose is to prevent them from digging up their own bones?

Although it is unlikely that a ghost has the ability to call wind and rain, Yan Xu does feel this way now.

It's just that before Yan Xu and Zhen Cheng left here, Jing Qichen arrived first. Jing Qichen flew over as a prototype, but it was much smaller, but still very imposing.As soon as he spread his wings, the heavy rain stopped.

"Fortunately, you told me the exact seat when you sent the text message." Jing Qichen frowned.

Yan Xu could tell that Jing Qichen seemed to want to teach him a lesson, but since Zhen Cheng was still here, he could only endure it.

"What's going on?" Yan Xu asked.

Jing Qichen shook his head: "I'm not very clear, I just know that this rain is not normal rain. If human beings get wet, their body organs will start to dry up, until one day they die in their sleep. And monsters get wet, they will also The cultivation base has been greatly damaged, and hundreds of years of cultivation base have been destroyed."

"Then the people who were caught in the rain on the street before..." Yan Xu didn't think about himself at this time.

Jing Qichen was also a little helpless: "I flew over from that street when I came, and they will be fine. But you, can you have a sense of crisis?"

"Oh." Yan Xu nodded, he didn't know why, but he wasn't afraid at all of things that sounded scary.It's like he's sure no one can hurt him, this is a strange kind of self-confidence, and before Jing Qichen appeared, Yan Xu didn't feel this way.

Yan Xu looked at his hands, his expression was a little dazed.

Jing Qichen suddenly became nervous: "What's wrong with you?"

Yan Xu glanced at Jing Qichen, Jing Qichen became a double image in front of his eyes, several Jing Qichen were talking to him,

Yan Xu opened his mouth, but his voice was very strange, as if he was speaking after someone covered his mouth.

"Qichen, I think I'm sick..."

After speaking, Yan Xu lost consciousness.